@Robusto ikr. I'm not even sure why I put the word "still" in there.

Who the fuck ever played Wii U, period. Even according to Nintendo, absolutely bloody nobody ever did.

Like, I own every console in existence, but even I never owned a Wii U.

I gone ahead and done written a thing. Will some any person be will enough to read?

@Nick right off the bat in the first two sentences the tenses don't align.

Pick past or pick present. You can't pick both.

Nice.

I never realized I could see people type in real time.

"He can't get off the train and onto a typewriter" is comical. Sounds like he's going to physically sit on the typewriter, hoping to hatch a chicken.

The beginning of the second paragraph has the same issue with tenses. Past to present.

"It was a very damp day in the middle of July and Dave over here is in a Subway Train"

Lots of issues with that one. First, the tenses. Second, he's on the train not in it. Third, why is the subway train capitalized.

But I gotta run now. Maybe will have time to read the rest later.

Ok, thank you for your input. I'm going to have to read up on grammar :)

I see "onto a laptop" better than "into a laptop" because then the reader won't think about immersive experiences, but rather about action and just the process of doing and getting a work done.

Obviously, what you sit on is a seat. So, perhaps, "onto the seat infront of the typewriter" might be a more preffered, albeit long-winded choice.

@RegDwigнt What if he IS in it? Have you watched Snowpiercer?

@RegDwigнt I asked you a simple question.

People, I've had an epiphany.

The hero cannot exist in a vacuum.

What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event that propel the hero into conflict.

But if the hero is already moving towards conflict at high speeds?

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ yes. That is a great movie with lots and lots of people on a train. But exactly zero people in it.

@RegDwigнt well, the kid in the end was in the engine

I don't make up the rules of this stupid language. It's not my language. And frankly I don't know whose it is and who does make up the stupid rules.

You are stupid.

Go flag the hell out of me, I don't give a _.

be nice :)

Why inept people think they are much smarter.

the world is the way it is for a very good reason

Whoa what happened here

Some things we just have to keep to ourselves.

For example, I secretly admire @Mitch's puns

Crap, did I say that out loud

no you typed it :)

@skillpatrol So out luminously

in other news:

@Gigili Just as the hero takes his spear and shield from above the mantel piece, girding himself for the exaltation of suffering that is combat, as his hand is about to open the door to leave for untold misery of either himself or countless others...

The pizza delivery guy arrives and civilians can wait till later.

His mom says: "Are you sure you'l be warm enough? How about that wind breaker we got you for your birthday a few years ago? It's light and won't get in the way but you'll be more comfortable. And it looks good on you. Or really, you make it look good. Here are some tissues too just in case. You never know."

"And here's a sandwich I just made."

"I can make your friends one too"

Tuna sandwich, fish oil already dripping on hero's majestic robe.

mmmm

"I can get that stain right out."

what kind of bull is that in your avatar?

@skullpatrol It's abominable.

Get it? See, it ate a bomb.

:D

Later on it'll be ... guess.

I take that admiration comment back

Oh you should wait a second, you'll want to take it back even faster.

@Mitch Noble

a noble abominable bull

OK, I'm wiping the tears off my face.

Anyway, I have absolutely no idea what variety of bull that is. I just google image searched animals until I found one that I liked.

looks kinda skinny

also clarity. most images don't come across well when thumbnailed. It took some trial and error. They look really good when big but when miniaturized, all the detail that made it so good is now too small to notice.

@skullpatrol Oh you noticed! Yeah I've been working out.

eating lots of grass

fresh air

staring down my enemies

really gets your heart pumping, makes you feel really alive.

Lots of weightlifting.

And push ups.

lots of water

and sleep!

That's really important.

I mean goring people with my horns is great and all, but you have to have balance.

I don't mean to brag, but I really have to say how proud I am of my neck muscles.

ya, a neck like a bull

In either direction I can throw a 200 lb man about 5 yards, standing still!

Instead of following through, like everybody advises, I give a little snap it the end that really makes em fly.

@Mitch but can you do it sideways?

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ I'm pretty limber despite my looks but if I'm standing still, no, the guy has to come up front.

hunger is the biggest impedance of all performances.

a close second would be lack of sleep

put the two together and you're toast

sleeping well has often been unreachable

i often can't sleep because im too hungry

Redneck vocabulary with Oxford commas.

hunger is also often what hinders my sleeping.

but there are also other problems hindering my sleeping.

but, ive never been so sleepy that i can't eat

Does thinking about insomnia hider your sleep?

it's like neither have I. eating doesn't take much energy.

you can go longer without food than without sleep

the real trouble of hunger is it's not easy to find food which can efficiently stave off hunger which would hinder work.

but when I am hungry, I can't do things well; so the longer you stay hungry, the more time is wasted.

for example, I just reading Orbital consonance, and hunger set in and gets severe and severe, so that my reading is hindered more and more,

yesterday when I was reading Vertex operator algebra, the same scenario occurred.

yup, concentrating takes effort

candies are easy to stock, but they are not efficient in staving off hunger.

na, cheap "sugar calories" don't last

I have a bowl of instant noodles which can be eaten after pouring hot water into it but I have no access of hot water at the house.

hot water is available at convenience stores in the neighborhood.

I heard birds' sound, considering it's already 6 am. It turns out it even has not been 5 am.