> Can you rewrite the first 10 verses of the New International Version of the Bible in the style of Jerome K Jerome (author of Three Men in a Boat)?
A Jerome K. Jerome-esque Paraphrase of the First 10 Verses of Genesis
Well, it all started, you see, with a bit of a mess. There was this place, a big, empty nothing, and it was a bit of a bore, if you ask me. No one around, no noise, just a whole lot of... nothing.
Then, this God bloke, who was probably a bit lonely, decided to give it a go. He said, "Let there be light," and lo and behold, there was light. It was a bit of a shock, to be ho…