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12:00 AM
@CowperKettle Don't you mean confess instead of confer? The latter makes no sense.
And the last line is just ... odd. I get that you're making a joke, but it's not enough to just blurt it out. You have to set it up and time it just right.
But this is better than any poem I could write in Russian, to be sure.
 
 
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1:33 AM
@Robusto Ah! Thanks!
It did not occur to me
Of course I'll never write English poems as well as a native speaker
 
 
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10:33 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Offensive answer detected, toxic answer detected (160): You right/you are right by Sharon Gibbly-Mooney on english.SE
 
 
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12:17 PM
@SmokeDetector I like that they said that on a post where one of the answerers at least is JL.
 
1:01 PM
@CowperKettle Many native speakers can't write poems at all, so don't sell yourself short.
 

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