50 Words on Being 50
Don’t need no fuel efficient car,
Uh, coffeehouse or smoke-free bar,
Some dumb-a$$ friends who love me “to”
Solve all their $hit like Scooby-Doo...
Just Lucky jeans and logo tees,
Organic fruit, a cat with fleas
To eat me when he’s home alone
Before the blow flies know I’m gone.