Cat Lovers Anonymous
It started out innocently enough. I began to love cats at parties now and then -- to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social cat lover. I began to love cats alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it wasn't true.
Loving Cats became more and more important to me, and finally I was loving cats all the time. That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of cats. She spent that night at her mother's.