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8:00 AM
@ChrisJester-Young If only I knew c#. I'm a java dev D;
 
All dev candidates must pass the interview process (there are no exceptions to this, even for strong referrals), which ensures that all hiring decisions are fair. Which is the kind of company I want to work for.
@Gemtastic I'm learning C# on the job.
(Read the job description. You're not required to know C# to apply.)
 
@ChrisJester-Young Oh I agree with that, but I must admit I'm a little intimidated. I'm still a junior
Actually, I'm not even sure I qualify for that XD But I'd love to apply just to try :)
 
I'm not even a junior :D
 
@Gemtastic You should do it!
 
But I would probably manage
 
8:02 AM
The reason I'm working now is because I'm actually studying programming since last fall and I feel school is too slow and doesn't teach enough things. Working lets me learn so much faster.
@ChrisJester-Young Then I will! The worst I could get is a no ;)
And the best thing that could happen is that you get me :D
 
@Gemtastic How much programming have you done beyond your studies?
I mean, personal coding projects, open source, etc.
 
I goof a lot with code, but I haven't made much apart from school stuff (which is why I wanted to work to learn and do more). I have a github account where you can see my stuff, but you know how it is when you learn; midway through the project you just wanna scrap it all because you learned so much new :P
 
Employees will never be poked with a sharp stick
That's always a good start.
 
@Mast As long as they poke me in the flab I'm cool with it ;D
It will remind me to move about a little >_>
 
@Gemtastic Wait, so your job-of-2-months is your only professional experience? That isn't enough experience to pass our resume review process. :-(
 
8:09 AM
Aww :(
If it sounds too good to be true...
 
Yeah, that's a bummer. :-(
 
/me wonders whether "on the job training" counts as "professional exprerience"
 
@Vogel612 You can learn C# and related technologies on the job, but you still need to be an experienced programmer to join us.
 
well I learned "on the job" ...
 
@ChrisJester-Young Yeah... Experienced is the thing I'm still working on
 
8:12 AM
for two and half years
 
I've only been programming since august :/
 
and now can call myself "Computer Science Expert in Software Development"
 
@Vogel612 Did you actually make (and ship) stuff during those 2.5 years?
 
for the first year or so
legacy asp classic codebase for the intranet
 
Whoa, what happened after the first year?
 
8:13 AM
then we were restaffed for "rewriting the intranet in .net"
 
So that means you wrote .NET code for the other 1.5 years, right?
 
then the person responsible for us was let go and we got caught up in the reformations, got restaffed again into a Java project
 
Okay, so that means you wrote Java code for the other 1.5 years, right? :-)
 
and dawdled around for 9 months or so, until graduation
 
I suppose my selling point would be "rising java star" I really love programming and I'm very moldable as well as adaptable. I truly found what I'm gonna be doing for the rest of my life
 
8:15 AM
so it was ~9 months C# .NET and ~9months Java
which is what I've been working on for the last few months since I left there
 
So you have 1 year ASP, 0.75 years C#, 0.75 years Java.
 
make that 1.25 Java
but yea something like that
 
You might actually have enough experience to apply to us. Just remember Joel's thing about "Smart and Gets Things Done", and demonstrate how you got things done. :-P
@Gemtastic Don't tie yourself to any single technology. Know that the field of programming technologies changes all the time, and be prepared to meet any change you come across.
OTOH, if you <3<3<3 Java, you don't need to be shy about that, either.
/me <3<3<3 Scheme, as is pretty obvious from my SO and CR contributions.
 
@ChrisJester-Young That's why I started with Node.JS. Turns out not to be my type of language though.
 
@Mast How are you finding JS to be not your type of language? Curious.
I can probably recommend you a language based on what you like and dislike about JS.
 
8:21 AM
@ChrisJester-Young Java's just my first language. I love learning. I'm learning Node and MongoDb as we speak actually.
@ChrisJester-Young I <3 <3 <3 Java and I <3 <3 SQL. They are fun technologies to play with. And I look forward to learning Java EE this fall <3
 
@ChrisJester-Young Callback hell.
 
@Gemtastic Cool beans. (Not that I think certifications mean anything, but I actually hold an OCM JEE6 EA.)
The vast majority of my professional programming experience is in Java.
 
I've been thinking about getting some certifications, but just like you, most people here don't care about them :P
 
I've also done lots of professional development in C++ and Ruby.
 
I started out with html and css when I was 12, then it felt kinda natural to move on to programming.
 
8:27 AM
@Gemtastic I'm of a different generation. Back when I started playing with HTML, back when I was 16, no browsers supported CSS.
 
I had noone to teach me back then so I learned kinda slowly. When I was 16 I made webpages with paint and notepad :')
 
@Mast Have you looked at IcedCoffeeScript?
 
@Mast Sounds like you'll love the next JS version :P
 
@Gemtastic ES6 isn't going to be out for a while, is it?
 
@ChrisJester-Young I heard the end is neigh ;P
 
8:30 AM
6-8 weeks? ;-)
 
Well, that's soon enough :P
The peeps chiming in on teaching me JS are drooling for it. I can understand them, though most is just syntax sugar. :P
 
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A: The Many Memes of Meta

Robert CartainoMeme: 6 to 8 Weeks Originator: Jeff Atwood First Heard: May 13th, 2008 Cultural Height: In about 6 to 8 weeks Definition: The time estimate given "off the top of my head" when the Stack Overflow team has only a vague idea of how long a task will take because they have little-to-no formal sche...

^ Are you sure it'll be soon enough? ;-)
 
@ChrisJester-Young Yeah, though in IT-time that's years ;P
 
@Gemtastic Exactly. :-)
 
0
Q: Compact and Efficient PSR-0 Autooader

r3wtAwhile ago, i wrote my first Composer Package. During the development process, i was shopping around looking for instructions on how to write an autoloader. All of the solutions i found seemed overly verbose / complicated / innefficient. So i wrote my own, and it seems to work. I'm wondering yo...

 
8:34 AM
I have my own meme: the IT minute.
A minute for an IT person is not the same as real life minute; sometimes it's five normal minutes, sometimes it's 30s ;P
 
@ChrisJester-Young I'm not familiar with that.
I recently build a server which translates JSON to hardware commands (I2C, SPI, in future versions UART as well).
 
@Mast You should look into it. It's designed to get away from having to use callbacks everywhere in your code.
Behind the scenes, of course it still translates to JS callbacks, but at least your source code doesn't have to be uglified because of it.
 
ICS can handle Node.JS?
 
I'm pretty sure that's what it was designed for.
 
That definitely sounds interesting. It might solve one of my immediate bugs.
 
8:39 AM
Good luck! I hope you find a good use for it.
 
Thank you for the suggestion :-)
 
Always my pleasure. :-)
 
Looks like I can just npm it in and run it like regular Node.JS. That would simply be awesome.
 
0
Q: Compact and Efficient PSR-0 Autooader

r3wtAwhile ago, i wrote my first Composer Package. During the development process, i was shopping around looking for instructions on how to write an autoloader. All of the solutions i found seemed overly verbose / complicated / innefficient. So i wrote my own, and it seems to work. I'm wondering yo...

 
8:42 AM
This question would better suite to CodeReview: codereview.stackexchange.commaja 47 secs ago
 
How does debugging work with all these languages transpiled to JS? Won't it just be even messier when something breaks?
(I'm used to debugging C)
 
@jacwah Alert everything.
 
@jacwah You use source maps, which translate from a JS location to the source location.
 
@Duga Please don't, that's an awful question.
 
@ChrisJester-Young So how a debugger maps machine code to C source?
 
8:47 AM
@Mast meh... we had worse
 
@Vogel612 Isn't that a bad reason to allow it?
We have a higher quality standard than SO, with good reason.
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@jacwah Yes.
 
hmm.. it's also a bad reason to disallow it, soo..
.sure it could use more context, but many questions here could..
 
In it's current form, I'd UWYA it.
 
@ChrisJester-Young C maps fairly well to assembly. But if you remove callbacks etc, is it still easy to understand what does what in the transpiled code?
 
8:51 AM
@jacwah I haven't tried, but it should be.
 
monking
 
Monking
 
0
Q: Finding sum that is factor of n - Tree recursion

overexchangeBelow is the problem taken from page6 here. The TAs want to print handouts for their students. However, for some unfathomable reason, both the printers are broken; the first printer only prints multiples of n1, and the second printer only prints multiples of n2. Help the TAs figure out whethe...

 
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Q: The 101 Pictures Gallery

Valerie SharpI am working on a website for a group of artists and want to know of a way to make my code cleaner and my website run faster. I am working on the gallery page, and there are over 100 pictures I want to show. I have been entering them in as shown below, but I know there must be a better way to try...

Is HTML+CSS off-topic?
 
no
as long he's not asking to correct
 
8:59 AM
Then I don't see why that post is flagged
 
as a web dev, I'm insulted, @jacwah. :(
 
@DanPantry It wasn't me! I just got it in my review queue
 
haha :P
skip it
its on topic
 
then skip is the wrong button
Leave Open
 
@2 downvoters, please explain the close votes for "hypothetical" or "example" code? HTML/CSS is on topic and this does not appear to be (or have been, in its edit history) example code. — Dan Pantry 54 secs ago
 
9:01 AM
I left it open
 
@Vogel612 that is what I meant
 
asked 1 juli
so almost 2 weeks old, late for flagging
 
it has an accepted answer
So I guess its irrelephant
 
@DanPantry it's 4 dvs and 6 upvotes
 
maybe just prejudice against html/css
I dont see anything wrong with that question :S
I meant close voters but thanks for potining it out @Vogel612
 
9:03 AM
I just upvoted himµ
don't want that a good question falls negative in votes
 
@DanPantry Your comment is addressing downvoters while you should be addressing close-voters.
 
I modified it, the preview is out of date @Mast
 
:-)
 
Greetings
 
@IsmaelMiguel Greetings
 
9:17 AM
Monkevening
 
Here it should be Monking
 
Monking from here as well ;P
 
I wish it was Friday
 
I'm quite happy it's monday; I get to work! :D
 
I would rather stay at home.
Playing Tera, programming, Listening to Metal, Eating junk...
 
9:23 AM
I like working, because I get to program :D
 
I prefer to program at home.
 
0
Q: Chi Square Independence Test for Two Pandas DF columns

KlasterI want to calculate the scipy.stats.chi2_contingency() for two columns of a pandas dataframe. The data is categorical, like this: var1 var2 0 1 1 0 0 2 0 1 0 2 Here is the example data: TU Berlin Server The task is to build the crosstable sums of each category...

 
I can program whatever I want
 
I prefer that, but I don't get paid to do that.. yet :p
 
Well, if you make an Android App, you might get paid for that
 
9:24 AM
I like working because I get taken seriously
 
@IsmaelMiguel Depends on what Android app I make :P
The one I have made isn't gonna generate much for me XD
 
Just slap a ridiculously hard game, with a pixelated look (Taken from a 4-bit console, like if there was such a thing) and all boxy, without circles. There, you have a successfull App
Don't forget to add Ads
 
@IsmaelMiguel Tera? Isn't that the tank game from 20 years back?
 
XD
 
@Mast No. Tera is an MMORPG made in around 2004.
 
That's Terra
Not Tera
 
What is wrong with that way? And wouldn't be better in Code Review? — Soner Gönül 48 secs ago
 
If, for whatever reason, you decide to play, play on the North America servers. Don't you even think about going to the European servers. Gameforge destroyed the game by lowering the drop of some precious items. Basically: you are almost forced to pay with real money for that drop. And the server is nearly empty anyway.
 
@SonerGönül According to the comments and the question itself, this code isn't on it's final form and isn't working as intended, making it off-topic on CodeReview. CodeReview is only for code that is complete and working as expected (to the best of your knowledge). — Ismael Miguel 6 secs ago
 
@IsmaelMiguel True
@IsmaelMiguel Oh, it's a Gameforge game.
 
9:40 AM
NO NO NO!
It is a Bluehole Studio game
 
@Duga I think you can delete that comment @IsmaelMiguel
 
@Vogel612 Done
@m
DANG!
 
@IsmaelMiguel So how is GF involved then?
 
@Mast Tera is developed by BlueHole Studios. It is managed, in Europe, by Gameforge (or Failforge). On North America, it is managed by EnMasse.
 
Ok, makes sense I guess.
I played Ogame on and off for a few years, I even made a CR question about some code I wrote for it. But Gameforge is not a company I endorse.
 
9:43 AM
Yeah, stay away from EvilForge.
The only problem with Tera from North America is that you can't buy in-game stuff with real money, if you live in Europe (like me)
 
Why not?
 
Currency differences.
You can, however, pay with in-game money to buy stuff with real money
 
Ok.
 
You get around 20.000 gold coins and you can buy something that is around 1500 EMP (1:13 rate, EMP is the game currency that you buy with real money)
 
I was going to leave work early today and do the rest at home, but the weather here is awful. So much for hybrid work.
 
9:50 AM
Is it raining there?
 
I'm used to rain. This is a lot of rain with a lot of wind. I'm not by car.
 
Fun weather!
I really wouldn't mind that weather, if I didn't had money and cellphones on my pockets
 
My wallet is made out of duct-tape.
 
Mythbusters would Approve that wallet
 
Rain doesn't penetrate it unless it's soaking wet.
Meh, anyone can fold a wallet.
 
9:56 AM
Yeah, if I knew where to buy one that doesn't look awful
 
You don't get it.
 
I got it
 
You don't BUY a duct tape wallet.
You FOLD it.
 
I know
But I don't want a duct tape wallet. I want a wallet made of wallet materials.
 
typeof(ducttape) != walletmaterial ?
 
9:59 AM
ducttape != walletmaterial --> There, fixed it on my way.
I'm really picky about wallets
That's why I have a Billabong wallet that cost me 4€, bought almost 6 years ago
And I NEED one
 
0
Q: Composing a prototype chain in JavaScript

Agost BiroAs an exercise, I wrote a simple function that composes a prototype chain from a list of objects by appending to the prototype chain of the first object, the rest of the objects. This is the code (example usage and tests in this gist): var assign = Object.assign || require('object.assign'); // ...

 
@IsmaelMiguel wow. 4€ that's cheap
you pay 20 € upwards for a leather wallet in Germany
 
@Vogel612 It isn't made of leather... :/ I hate leather wallets. Make me feel like a 40 years old dad. :/
 
I got mine for the equivalent of 0.67euro
 
Where?
 
AU?
Austria?
Australia?
 
^ that one
 
Oh
The website looks great
 
I think they had a typo error, but it's a gamestop-owned franchise so they followed through and the store staff were laughing about it
 
Why laughing?
 
10:06 AM
Because that's cheaper than a hamburger, about the price of a chocolate bar
 
OH! I get it now!
And they sold it anyway?
 
Yeah, they did
Also, before the clock ticks 12 and our rep requirements get upped for stuff, you guys should check out Review+, very handy, I must say
 
And they fixed the price?
Can't upvote it :/
 
No clue, I'd assume so
 
Wait, I found a bug!
The 'new and improved cross-network login' doesn't work.
 
10:08 AM
How so?
 
@Quill Only for chrome :(
 
Because I'm seeing the sign up and log in buttons instead of the join this community button
 
@IsmaelMiguel They've only changed it for .stackexchange.com sites
 
@IsmaelMiguel Is it an off-site domain, as in, not on *stackexchange.com
 
Nope, fase 2 is live
Fase 2 is to extend it to stackoverflow.com, superuser.com, askubuntu.com and all the other sites I dont remember....
 
10:12 AM
Then I don't know
But StackApps' design is really awful
 
True.
And, to prove my point:
Stage 2: bring other domains into the fold (this is also live now)
385
Q: Upcoming login changes (Stage 2 now LIVE)

Anna LearAs y'all know, our current flavor of "global authentication" leaves a few things to be desired. It's flaky, requires a page refresh, etc. etc. Wouldn't it be nice if you could just sign in once and be automatically logged in across the network? We are ready to roll out Stage 1 of Project "Make...

 
<afk>
 
0
Q: Filling a memory segment with a bit pattern

Raphael IsemannAs said in the title, I want to fill a memory segment with a certain byte pattern using powerpc assembly. I've come up with this solution: # Task: Fill the area from 0x8000 to (inclusive) 0x8FFF with 0x55 (per byte read/write) # Write start address - 1 into a register addis r2, r0, 0x0000 ori r...

 
> support browsers that reject third-party cookies in all conditions
 
@v
GODDAMN!
@Vogel612 I'm using Firefox
 
10:24 AM
Monking (2)
 
Greetings
I don't know why, but I don't like Monk-stuff.
 
@IsmaelMiguel Blasphemy!
 
@Mast It's just that Monking sounds awful.
And besides, we are a community that has people from different countries and different timezones
Monking is only relevant if it is morning on your country
 
@IsmaelMiguel Which is why morning is irrelevant. It's always morning somewhere and always somewhere not.
Monking lifts this all to a higher plane of existence.
It's ascended morning, the better, improved, v2.0.
 
I don't like it
 
10:29 AM
Good morning to some of you here, good afternoon to some other ones and good evening to even other ones here!
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@skiwi Good night to the rest.
 
I'm not saying to do not use it, I'm saying that I don't like it
 
@Mast No, they should be sleeping
 
@skiwi Programmers and sleeping, uhu.
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Stupid question: Why polar bears don't eat penguins?
 
10:31 AM
@IsmaelMiguel There are no polar bears where penguins are.
 
But in which pole is each animal?
 
Polar Bear is North, Penguin South
I guess swimming from north to south is too much effort to grab a penguin.
 
Or they could just cross the Earth core
 
@skiwi Sounds like a line from The Truman Show
 
@Mast Yeah... I don't know what I was even thinking
 
10:35 AM
@skiwi Probably about Monkey Business?
 
@skiwi smile for the camera?
 
Dang, I've received a message from EnMasse explaining why my chat was banned :/
 
What did you do?
 
There was a guy saying "I'm gay and I have enought respect to do not eat cashews."
And I answered something not-so-nice and the GM blocked my chat for a day
Something that would give me a permanent ban in this chat
 
...
 
10:47 AM
The guy was really ticking me off
I'm not saying it was unfair
I just think the other guy should have a ban too
 
Life ain't fair.
 
But it was fair
I just want to answer them back and tell to ban the other dude too
 
I just noticed Jamal wrote an ASM Fizzbuzz once.
27
Q: 16-bit FizzBuzz in x86 NASM assembly

JamalSince this problem involves small numbers (particularly with a small loop count of 100), it's possible to ease the modulo operation setup by simply working with 16-bit and 8-bit registers: [AX] (16-bit register) ---------------------- = [AH] (remainder) [other 8-bit register] My main concern i...

That's bloody genius.
Hmmm, I may have noticed it before since I had already upvoted Edwards answer. Still, I think it proves again Fizzbuzz is ideal to learn ANY language.
 
11:09 AM
I believe this question belongs to codereview.stackexchange.comMiniGunnR 45 secs ago
 
@Mast I wanted to star that, but that would be fair
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I never expected that Jamal would ask question!
I though he was a 100% edit machine
 
22
A: Obfuscated FizzBuzz Golf

Chris Jester-YoungGolfScript, 75 69 65 60 59 chars 100,{)6,{.(&},{1$1$%{;}{4*35+6875*25base{90\-}%}if}%\or}%n* So, you'd think GolfScript by itself is already obfuscated, right? Well, just to follow the spec, I decided to have the program not contain "fizz", "buzz", nor the numbers 3, 5, nor 15. :-) Yes, there...

 
6
A: Obfuscated FizzBuzz Golf

Simon André ForsbergBrainfuck, 708 characters ++++++++++[>++++++++++<-]>>++++++++++>->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-->+++++++[->++ ++++++++<]>[->+>+>+>+<<<<]+++>>+++>>>++++++++[-<++++<++++<++++>>>]++++ +[-<++++<++++>>]>>-->++++++[->+++++++++++<]>[->+>+>+>+<<<<]+++++>>+>++ ++++>++++++>++++++++[-<++++<++++<++++>>>]++++++[-<+++<+++<...

I thought you were talking about obfuscating ;)
 
@skiwi You see, the purpose of GolfScript is more about golfing than obfuscation. I haven't bothered to write a plain-jane GolfScript FizzBuzz, so I just posted that one.
 
11:18 AM
@ChrisJester-Young Ah, I don't know, I barely hang around there
 
@skiwi It's okay, I've been a mod there for only 4 years. ;-)
 
I guess you know that place then ;)
Are you still a mod somewhere?
 
But It's GolfScript... Why not C?
 
It's hard to see with diamonds on every site
 
@skiwi SE employees are technically not mods.
since mods are supposed to represent the community, not the company.
 
11:21 AM
well... give them a Heart as symbol then...
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Ah ok, so you need to give that up if you decide to work for SE
 
@skiwi Right. Had I not taken up employment with SE, I'd still be a Code Golf mod.
For graduated sites, I hear that employees are allowed to stand in elections, and if they do get elected, then they can be a mod, but not sure if that's actually happened for real.
 
@ChrisJester-Young Check on StackOverflow. Maybe you can get an answer there.
 
Don't quote me on that, though. I should seek official input on that one. :-P
 
Damn, I love it when I code things, and they just work
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@ChrisJester-Young Would you have time for both?
 
11:25 AM
@skiwi See, in the languages I prefer to code in, this is actually the norm.
(and I'd be surprised for things to not work the first time)
@skiwi Not really. Another reason I stepped down was to vacate my spot for Martin, since I know he'd be an awesome mod.
 
@skiwi Happens to me all the time. Should I be worried?
 
0
Q: Snake Console Game C++

JannikThis is what I came up with when trying to make my first console game. I think it turned out quite okay so I wanted to know what you think about it. If there is anything to improve, may it be coding style, readability, efficiency or anything else, please let me know. main.cpp #include <iostream>...

 
@Gemtastic Yeah, there might be bugs!
 
@skiwi Or, if you're using a decent language, then you know it just works. ;-)
 
@skiwi Of course, but in 9/10 there aren't :O
I must be missing something...
Can't see the forest for all the trees?
 
11:30 AM
Context: I like to program in pure-functional style (Scheme isn't a pure-FP language, but I use it in a pure-FP way most of the time). With no side-effects, the correctness of each function is easy to reason about.
 
It also depends if the language is dynamic or static
 
@skiwi I tend to like static languages, but I haven't gotten around to learning Typed Racket yet. :'(
 
Anyone want to help me implement a programming language?
 
@IsmaelMiguel Only if it's a Scheme dialect.
 
No, it's closer to OP-code-like
 
11:33 AM
@ChrisJester-Young Have never heard about Typed Racket
@IsmaelMiguel Overpowered code?
 
No, Operation Code
 
@skiwi Racket : Typed Racket :: JavaScript : TypeScript
 
I think
Yup, Operation Code
It's something REALLY huge
 
@ChrisJester-Young Other problem is that I haven't heard about Racket :P
 
But extremely easy to parse
 
11:35 AM
What was I even thinking with just googling Racket
 
Racket looks quite complicated
 
Typed JavaScript, that sounds like Python
 
It looks like LISP
 
@IsmaelMiguel Racket is a Scheme dialect, and Scheme is a member of the Lisp family.
 
11:42 AM
Oh
I never programmed in LISP :/
 
There are currently 3 main members of the Lisp family: Common Lisp, Scheme, and Clojure. Each of these languages are very different from each other.
Also, please don't spell Lisp in all-caps.
 
Why?
Is it the same problem with JAVA?
 
Right, I'd never spell Java or Unix in all-caps either.
Anyway, the all-caps spelling has been out of fashion for about 40 years.
 
But Lisp spelled like this makes me feel stupid. It's like if I can't spell lips :/
 
Why on earth would you spell lips in title-case, though?
 
11:46 AM
I don't know. Some people may have dyslexia and mix up the case.
I don't know.
That's the whole point and I'll stress it again: I don't know.
 
Hehehehe.
 
I keep hearing screaming when people type JAVA
 
@Gemtastic Synesthesia?
 
@Gemtastic That's because JAVA is not a programming language, it was Sun's ticker symbol before it got eaten by Oracle.
 
11:53 AM
@IsmaelMiguel No, not at all, I just read text as narration so when people caps Java I read it as if they're shouting :P
 
That makes sense
 
@IsmaelMiguel I don't see the purpose of your language, if your professed aim is not to be programmer-friendly.
 
@ChrisJester-Young The aim is to be somewhat like Parrot
 
JAVA is a CR meme, though, so any other all-caps programming languages are usually synonymous with the JAVA meme
 
An intermediary language that you can write yourself
You would write your own OP-code and you then could revert it and obtain a well-structured PHP or Javascript file
Or just run it directly
 
11:57 AM
well-structured PHP, lol
the word 'antonym' applies here
 
@IsmaelMiguel Okay, so what does your language offer over Parrot?
@Quill I'm not familiar with the CR meme, sorry.
 
@ChrisJester-Young Have you ever tried to program in Parrot?
 
26
A: What's a Zombie? And what are the many other memes of Code Review?

Simon André ForsbergMeme: Java vs. JAVA Originator: Jamal(?) (to be determined) Cultural Height: The 2nd Monitor (as usual), but also in various comments scattered across meta. Background: Question with the word JAVA (instead of Java) in the title or body, is often an indication that the poster is a beginner and/...

 
@Quill Well, depends on your baseline
 
@Quill I'm not familiar with it either :O
 
11:58 AM
@Gemtastic The JAVA meme?
 
reading about now
 
I forgot it on my 2nd monitor translator :/
 
You could try Ismael's 2nd monitor memifyer
 
@Vogel612 Thanks! That's fantastic.
 
Uh, oops, instead of generating a 1MB sample, I generated a 1GB sample
 
11:59 AM
or would it be 'memeifyer'?
 
I agree with treating JAVA as separate from Java. We do program in case-sensitive languages, after all.
 

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