Hey

This guy has to be a troll like he said he was 30 if I recall, but he asks for help on all his decisions

Like should I call him or accept the contract and now hes saying he can't save

but he spends 95% of his pay on bills

How does he eat (rofl) This has to be a huge 5% income

"Oh I remember why I can't save" How do you just forget hahahaha anyway

Ah apparently he already did this in grade 5, he must be an expert.

hahahaha

I don't understand

It's closer to debt than savings

because if you can't pay the 100 then you're screwed, where as if you can't save 100 then thats fine you just don't save

Yeah plus I bet his 'friends' forgot to pay out one day.

Plus it doesn't take much for one friend to be going through a hard time

and just take the money

yeah I wonder who even has access to that account

betray his friends and never go back hahaha, it's not as if it'll be regulated. If you're paying into account he has access to

Everybody but him probably

This can't be real, the more we break it down it's just not even possible

I hope for his sake he's a troll lol.

Ah my head hurts I give up

We're all talking to a brick wall

LOL

yes we are

We're trying to tell a blind man to find the colour red with his ears

@Summer I'm really struggling with how slow this guy is for his age and job role should I be worried. Maybe there is a future for me hahaha

Hahaha I'm sure there is LOL. I've added the slightly mentally retarded to my list of options now as well.

@Summer That should've been the first option. But if he managed to get a front end dev job I can become google itself

'I hope this doesn't distract us from how we know eachother.'

NO WAY

He just sounds so weird

I JUST SAID THAT TO MOTO HAHAHA

I said am I missing something/

You're his new bff apparently, congrats

How's that? :)

Haha I think he just wanted to be polite in a very weird way

@Summer Not to me hahaha to Moto, I'm rude it's fine was worth it

How olds your guy stalker, older or younger?

The previous one or the one at this company?

@Summer The current one

also do you actually have a boyfriend because it'll be easy if you do just bring it up at lunch hahaha

Yeah I do but there hasn't been like a 'natural' moment to bring it up lol. I don't want to be like 'This sandwich is good. Also I have a boyfriend'.

I think he might be around my age, 25ish or something

Just be like, Oh last night my boyfriend made the best dinner or something hahaha

@Summer But make sure to get his face when you do

Well what confused me the most is that it seems like my coworker, who knows I have a bf and who I speak to regularly, has been more or less facilitating him in 'stalking' me.

Either he's blind or he thinks this is funny haha

I would 100% do the same thing and just wait for disappointment, but I'm rude so I have no argument in this ahahahha

@Summer HAHAHAH WE NEED TO MEET OVER A BEER

LOL poor guy, everyone is just waiting for him to fail

Hahahaa whaaaaat

Now that I need to witness

So I guess Moto is now his bff in the making.

We can hope they plan in the chat and we just turn up

and listen

Can I cut eyeholes out of a newspaper?

I feel like because he's helped him so much by doing his role on this site, they're besties

I mean I don't see why not

And Definitely, Tophats, long coats and a mirror

Not to mention shades on the other end of the newspaper

I like how moto just ignores this

he is online right?

Moto has been seen 30 secs ago

No reply

Hahahaha yeah will you stop saying the same things as I am please it's really rude

XD

Awkward that it's the last message in the chat

This is getting creepy

and hes just pieing him

He just called him fat

then asked him for a beer

Maybe in his mind that's what friends do. Call you fat, invite you for a beer and then make you join a ponzi scheme.

Here's me wondering why my career has came to a brick wall whilst I'm on the workplace, watching a chat with complete randomers who I don't know when I should be redesigning the functions of a website. But this is top class quality..

@Summer Moto just replied to be hahaha

Atleast someone broke the awkward last message

What kind of work do you do?

I think you told me but I forgot.

UX as well?

@Summer Don't think I did, but I'm still only 19 so I'm a softawre dev apprentice but i've been doing more web than anything

Apprentice sounds neat

So I'm probably your worst nightmare, I do UX/UI :)

@Summer How? It's basically short for Gets paid min wage to do the worst jobs

And most definitely

In my mind I just pasted 'sorcerers' before apprentice ;)

@Summer If you put it like that then maybe it sounds neat but it really isn't

Oh no, he just ignored it

aww, spoiled the fun

I can't believe we just witnessed a straight up rejection

That's what you gotta to do the guy hahaha