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3:00 PM
It's not as bad as it sounds - but now its the indigestion of only a few hours sleep coupled with the indigestion from the taco bell.
 
indigestion.... hiss... <burp> ...spit
 
@UV-D this and sombreros, and our linked mind are the first of many memes of astronomy
 
@UV-D Nope, no heart burn. I washed down a few chalk tablets with half a bottle of pepto. Now all that's left is the unadulterated hate festering in there.
 
memes.... hisss...... spit
 
@UV-D no, no bad, thats a good things,
 
3:03 PM
^ that guy ... hisss... spit
 
@DavidFreitag got your reading material for your porcelain cruise?
 
@ManishEarth bad manish! no insulting the room owner, you have no power here!
 
lol
 
saywhat?
 
3:03 PM
pahaha
 
@UV-D There will be no porcelain cruise, just some mild to moderate discomfort until lunch time.
 
no power my foot
(hiss... spit ... etc)
 
usually im the mods punchbag, unlicky uv-d youve been added to that list
unLICKY!?! what am i even typing!?!
 
licking .. hisss.... spit
 
3:05 PM
Although, i have been blessed with an exceptional ability for cubicle warfare this morning. >=]
 
thank goodness for that
@ManishEarth which foot?
 
both of em
 
I am glad yu did not all 8 of them
hey, what does this button do?
 
@UV-D It probably doesn't work on diamond mods, whatever it is.
 
You think that gives you ... power over me?
 
3:10 PM
even the one that says "elf destruc"
why would I destroy an elf?
@ManishEarth no one has power over you
 
@UV-D If we could just get him to leave his diamond somewhere, then we could hide it. Or both of his diamonds. This is getting complicated.
 
diamonds.... hiss....spit...
had to be said
wait a second.....
testing123 ...hiss..... spit
hmmm
 
@UV-D tildal could ruin him :P
@UV-D :O
 
ooh that sounds epic - a diamond war
@RhysW that one is mainly for show
HEY @ManishEarth!!!!!!!!!!
 
@UV-D ill give you something mainly for show!
 
3:17 PM
@RhysW is it icecream?
 
Hisssss
icecream ... hiss...spit
 
WHAT THE HECK??? it's my deity! the Hissatron... all hail the hissatron!!!
 
@Hissatron manish if youre gonna make an account dont do it from physics, thats obvious
 
hailing ... hiss...spit
 
lol
 
3:19 PM
@RhysW manish ... hiss...spit
 
LMAO
 
I totally ought to write a bot for that
 
:D
 
LOL that would be awesome
 
probably undo if it isnt manish
 
3:20 PM
@UV-D awesome ... hiss...spit
 
this is so cool
 
the jokes been killed now, overuse :/
like a sombrero thats been worn through
 
overuse ... hiss....... spit
@RhysW NEVARRRR!
 
!!/hiss never
 
@ManishEarth never..hiss...spit
 
3:23 PM
!!/hiss overuse
 
@ManishEarth overuse..hiss...spit
 
!!/hiss automation
 
@ManishEarth That didn't make much sense. Maybe you meant: hiss
@ManishEarth automation..hiss...spit
 
there we go
automation. dusts palms
 
@ManishEarth palms...hiss...spit
 
3:23 PM
that,,,,.... was,,,...... beautiful
 
!!/hiss beautiful
 
@ManishEarth beautiful..hiss...spit
 
try it out!
 
@ManishEarth Do or do not, there is no try....hiss...spit
 
(seriously, the !!/hiss part is automated. You can ping the heck out of it)
 
3:27 PM
!!/hiss lies
 
@RhysW lies..hiss...spit
 
fantastic!
best thing ever to happen to the site
 
ooh got to try this
 
undo!
 
!!/hiss bananas
 
3:28 PM
@UV-D bananas..hiss...spit
 
come see our new toy!
 
ooooh!!!!!
 
To give credit, I'm using Zirak's script here
 
!!/hiss undo
 
@RhysW undo..hiss...spit
 
3:29 PM
this is so awesome!
 
hmm i wonder
!!/hiss @Undo
 
@RhysW @Undo..hiss...spit
 
undo! did it ping you? :D
 
!!/hiss Robert') DROP TABLE students; --
 
@Undo Robert') DROP TABLE students; --..hiss...spit
 
3:30 PM
Shoot.
 
bobby tables!
 
And yes, it pinged me. Now to find something fun to do with it,
 
something fun? everything we do with it is fun!
 
!!/hiss Justin Beiber
 
we should give it room ownership and automate room moderation, hehe
 
3:31 PM
@UV-D Justin Beiber..hiss...spit
 
lol
 
we need another version so that when we say !!/Sombrero it posts a picture of a sombrero, randomly chosen from google images
 
possible
hmm
 
@RhysW I don't think you would need more than one, it looks like you should be able to supply it a list of commands to keep track of...
 
!!/help
 
@DavidFreitag yeah thats what i meant, another version of the !!/ command
 
You would just need another bot.addCommand({ ... });
 
looking at the starred commnts, there is a lot of spitting going on
 
im totally making one of those when i get home
/me drowns in spit
what a way to go :/
@ManishEarth !!/activate and !!/deactivate should be allowed for specific people (read poster names?), so we can turn it off if it gets abused
 
Unfortunately, using a bot for our dirty work means that a lot of stars are going to be going to a sock puppet :|
 
3:35 PM
@RhysW its only going to be on when I am
 
@ManishEarth ah ok then :)
 
It has to be open in his browser
 
my version will be smarter then :P
my browser is always open
 
Oh god... that's all we need... everyone with their own bot...
 
@RhysW and so id your fly
 
3:36 PM
@DavidFreitag I think you can run it server side on node though
 
@UV-D i Id'd the nearest fly, he had the correct documents
 
good good
 
@ManishEarth Uhh.... maybe for your own chat room... I'd have to scope out the internals to see whether you could
 
@Manish Any way I could run it from my server?
 
or read the readme :]
 
3:38 PM
I have a server to run it on, just not tried it yet
 
:D something tells me manish will ban our socks
 
I've got a headless Ubuntu 13.04 server running some web stuff, I'm sure it would be happy to hiss and spit for us.
 
and that kids is why socks go missing from the washing machiene, to be used on SE chats
2
 
@RhysW what about our shoes or our pantaloons?
 
What do I need to be able to make the bot be run from my server? Room ownership? Diamond?
 
3:40 PM
@ManishEarth Doesn't everyone?
 
they go missing because i steal them, different reasons
 
@Undo does it ride a horse?
 
:D
!!/Sombrero
 
lol
 
3:40 PM
@RhysW That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
 
:(
dont backsass me!
!!/help
 
backsasses Rhys
 
!!/sombrero
 
@RhysW That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
 
3:41 PM
!!/listcommands
 
@DavidFreitag help, listen, eval, coffee, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, info, jquery, choose, user, listcommands, norris, urban, parse, tell, mdn, awsm, color, convert, define, findcommand, fuckable, get, github, google, hang, inhistory, learn, mustache, nudge, spec, stat, summon, unsummon, timer, todo, undo, weather, welcome, wiki, xkcd, youtube, hiss (page 0/0)
 
!!/ban UV-D
 
@RhysW Registered; need 0 more to execute
 
Eeek!
 
lol
 
3:41 PM
awww :(
 
@Hissatron ha
 
!!/ban RhysW
 
@RhysW Already registered; still need 0 more
 
already
who else did? :O
 
what the?
 
3:42 PM
!!/norris
 
@DavidFreitag Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
 
lol
 
its taking over!
!!/learn
 
@RhysW Illegal /learn object; see /help learn
 
!!/skeet
 
3:42 PM
@UV-D That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
 
LMAO
 
!!/eval window.alert("Hello World!");
 
@DavidFreitag "ReferenceError: window is not defined"
 
!!/eval alert("Hello World");
 
@DavidFreitag "ReferenceError: alert is not defined"
 
3:45 PM
Smart they were.
 
!!/icecream
 
@UV-D That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
 
lol
 
!!/eval a=1
 
@ManishEarth 1
 
3:46 PM
!!/eval a
 
@ManishEarth "ReferenceError: a is not defined"
 
grr
Hmm, the sombrero thing requires some async
 
!!/gree
 
@UV-D That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
 
lol
 
3:47 PM
@ManishEarth Why's that?
 
@DavidFreitag was going to us e the google image search api
 
hehe this is fun, i like new toys
!!/PostProfessionalAstronomyQuestions
 
@RhysW That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
 
@ManishEarth Hehe - scan an image into bytes, then use an image library to burp them into chat as an image :]
 
lol
 
3:50 PM
!!/Norris
 
@RhysW Chuck Norris doesn't use Oracle, he is the Oracle.
 
pahaha
 
!!/listen Post Professional Astronomy Questions
 
@DavidFreitag That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
 
we need to get that changed to skeet
 
3:51 PM
lol
 
oooooh maaaanisssshhh :D
 
!!/help listen
 
@DavidFreitag listen: Forwards the message to my ears (as if called without the /)
 
!!give me a lick
 
@DavidFreitag Mmmm! you taste just like raisin
 
3:51 PM
LMAO
!!/hiss hiss
 
@UV-D hiss..hiss...spit
 
What do I need to be able to work on bots?
 
hello @MBR
 
!!/hiss hiss..spit..hiss..spit
 
@RhysW hiss..spit..hiss..spit..hiss...spit
 
3:52 PM
@Undo For this script, knowledge of javascript
 
@David I kind of sort of know a little. I'm talking about adding them here.
!!/help
 
ask manish
 
There.
 
@Undo A browser capable of parsing and executing javascript code
 
3:54 PM
I wonder if I could make it work on a headless server...
 
and a partridge in a pear tree
headless servers sound creepy
 
well, that was fun, but im out!
 
@Undo As long as you can install node and npm on a headless server
 
which isn't tough
 
@have fun nd behave @RhysW
 
3:55 PM
Oh, @ManishEarth use a callback to upload the image into chat from the Google image api
 
I know, but I don't know how to talk directly to chat with the bot
I have a cleaner method
 
@UV-D I promise nothing! You cant tell me what to do! you aren't my father! @Called2Voyage apparently is!
 
Once I get some time I'll work on making a non-Manish-dependant bot.
 
There must be some jquery method to utilize the upload window
 
lol, yes, yes I am
 
3:56 PM
@Undo wayyy ahead of you :P
 
!!/jquery
 
@Undo Making the bot dependent on @Manish has it's benefits though..
 
wow that is spooky
 
!!/sombrero
 
dammit
 
Doesn't look right.
 
!!/sombrero
 
lol
 
3:58 PM
ah, no reply
 
!!/sombrero
 
@Hissatron "The page you have requested cannot be found or has been removed. Please use the menus provided to navigate this store."
thats a fail :P
 
!!/RhysW
 
@UV-D That didn't make much sense. Use the help command to learn more.
 
3:59 PM
baahahahahhaa
 
!!/ban UV-D
 
@RhysW Registered; need 0 more to execute
 

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