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6:12 PM
@JohnRennie I kinda feel like it'd be really fun to just be given a roadmap from maxwells equation, a massive math cheat sheet, and derive most of electromagnetism
 
You have a strange idea of "fun"
 
@Skyler You're evil and twisted
 
@Skyler that does sound satisfying.
I have days/afternoons where I go work through some physics thing.
 
@ACuriousMind well I mean a really nice roadmap
it could be a bit masochistic but I think compared to all the other subject EM really is the best for learning like this
 
I think statistical mechanics is similar.
 
6:26 PM
@DanielSank you really pull a lot more out of your hat in stat mech though, in EM EVERYTHING is basically Maxwell's Equations
 
@Skyler Oh, I dunno.
 
@DanielSank remember in stat mech how many times you taylor expand and things just work
 
Stat mech is kinda special in that there are essentially zero physical laws involved at the ground level.
It's really just counting.
 
@DanielSank very true, one of the reasons I really like it
 
hmm, gtg. @Skyler can you respond to my email about Smashing tomorrow so Jason can see that it's actually happening?
 
6:29 PM
@DanielSank thanks, hadnt checked emails since waking up
just replied
 
6:40 PM
@BernardMeurer you have to admit you'd probably really learn it well, and that learning EM in that detail would probably be more useful than learning the other disciplines with such rigor
 
@Skyler Indeed, that is true
I have classical mech next semester
not sure how much I'm looking forward to it
 
@Skyler What do you classify as EM here, classical stuff?
 
@alarge lets leave self-interactions out of it
i dont know how quantized EM works so lets do classical (for now)
 
@Skyler What's there to learn then that carries over to other areas? I mean sure, if you go a la Jackson, you will have learned a lot about PDE solution methodologies.
 
@alarge experimental stuff more, antenna design, mix with learning digital systems and you can do communication.
i mean if you do mechanics but remove the stiff material approximations that can carry over into a bunch of experimental stuff too but thats pretty nightmarish
 
6:51 PM
Well I guess the same arguments could be made for almost all the other disciplines though, like continuum mechanics, fluid dynamics, thermodynamics
 
@alarge forgot about fluids, good point
thermo I really like (stat mech at least) but its got a lot more of those magical moments where you take a leap of faith and things work
or at least them not working is reduced to less than 10^-23
 
And you could argue QM from semiconductor POV if applicability is what you're after
 
@alarge eh semiconductor is more statmech with a dash of quantum
you really just use quantization from QM, maybe bloch potentials or perturbation theory if youre really being rigorous
right?
 
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anna vI am bothered by chosen by OP questions which are evidently wrong within standard peer reviewed physics , this is an example Since one of the aims of the site is to be searchable and be a basis for physics questions on the net, the set up of a chosen by OP answer with negative votes seems a mock...

 
7:11 PM
@BernardMeurer You need that.
You will learn about Lagrange and Hamilton.
These are amazing things.
 
I know I need it, I'm just lazy :P
 
@BernardMeurer, I will tantalize you so that you look forward to it.
The following is true:
 
Like you did with linear algebra?
 
Consider a physical quantity called "action", which is defined as $S \equiv \int \mathcal{L}(t) \, dt$.
Here $\mathcal{L}$ is a thing called the "Lagrangian" of the system, and it is usually the kinetic energy minus the potential energy.
It is true that physical systems always move such that $S$ is minimized.
 
Okay, I believe you so far
 
7:14 PM
You can describe everything from flying baseballs, to systems of pulleys, to quantum fields using that framework.
It is the master framework of the universe.
You'll learn about this in mechanics.
When I want to work out the dynamics of quantum circuits, I start with the Lagrangian. It's the only guaranteed way to not screw up.
 
Wat
Really?
 
Yep.
There's more. Check this out.
 
But wait, there's more!
 
Suppose I give you some complicated mechanical system where various parts are connected to other various parts by rods, ropes, whatever.
Problems like this are very, very difficult because there are constraints.
See, Newton figured out $F = ma$, and that is true, but its only easy to apply that low if you know $F$.
If I put an object on a table, the force upward from the table depends on how hard I push down on the object.
The constraint is "object can't fall through table", and the force from the table reacts to make that true.
See? In cases like that, $F=ma$ is impractical because $F$ isn't set.
Do you see what I mean?
 
I do, yeah
Makes sense
 
7:19 PM
Ok, so Lagrange comes and saves your @$$.
See, the rule I said, that $S$ is minimized, works even when $\mathcal{L}$ is written in terms of constrained coordinates.
 
ass isn't a curse word dude
and everyone can read you wrote ass there
 
So, suppose I have a bead on a wire. The only "coordinate" of the system is the distance of the bead along the wire.
The wire could be curvy... any shape.
We know that the wire is pushing on the bead in weird ways to enforce that constraint.
 
Alright
 
But Lagrange doesn't care. You make up $x\equiv \text{position of bead along wire}$ and write $\mathcal{L}$ in terms of $x$, and the framework still works.
 
What? How?
 
7:21 PM
You can completely forget about the force of the wire holding the bead on the wire and still solve for the motion of the bead.
 
How can it always work?
 
@BernardMeurer F------ magic.
 
This is some samurai shit
 
@BernardMeurer Yes, it is absolutely incredible.
It makes all kinds of mechanics problems that would be incredibly difficult really easy.
 
What the fuck is this
 
7:22 PM
So for example, suppose I make a bead on a curvy wire that goes from some high position to a low position... kind of like a roller coaster.
And I want to know the position of the bead on the wire versus time.
 
Alright
 
All I have to do is write the potential and kinetic energy in terms of where the bead is on the wire and Lagrange spits out the equations of motion.
(They may not be easy to solve, but at least you get the equations and can solve on computer)
 
That's some next level crap
 
Now here's the really cool part.
 
But how does it account for the shape of the wire?
 
7:24 PM
Suppose you actually do want to know the force on the wire, because for example, you're an engineer and you want to make sure your roller coaster doesn't collapse.
Lagrange can tell you that too.
I gotta go cool down my cryo.
Talk later.
 
Did you ever drop that cube I gave you in the cryo?
I still want to know what happens :P
I'm liking this lagrange guy
 
@DanielSank hey, actually theres a paper i was really interested in that I tossed here in chat back when you were asking about something about lagrangians
did you ever see it
 
7:47 PM
@vzn Computational Physics is one of the required first-year PhD courses here
It's actually been kind of fun
I mean, sure I knew how to do Euler's method and a finite difference before the class
But neither of those are really practical
 
user246160
Could anyone here try to answer this one ? physics.stackexchange.com/questions/297906/…
 
user246160
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Q: What is the work done by internal forces of human body while sliding down a rough inclined plane?

TheStackExchange How is the work done by internal forces of a human body calculated when a person slides down a rough incline calculated ? According to one of my textbooks it is just numerically equal to the change in potential energy of the body. But I feel that the body also has to do some work against fri...

 
@GPhys so what practical things did you learn
 
@Skyler Well, with respect specifically to ODE solving, much more efficient methods
Including ones with nice properties, like preserving phase space area (energy)
 
8:21 PM
hey!
 
8:45 PM
@Slereah You around?
 
vzn
@GPhys nice! =D wanna hear more! what languages are you using? what problems? what book(s) etc?
 
@TheStackExchange Done
 
Can anyone help me out figuring the name of a mathematician out
I think he was french
and he was know for being very weird
 
that narrows it down
 
I think his name had an H in it
 
8:50 PM
@BernardMeurer Alexander Grothendieck
 
@G.Bergeron Precisely!
Thank you!
 
vzn
@BernardMeurer grothendieck :P vzn1.wordpress.com/2014/11/26/… (rats GP beat me while trying to dig up link) :|
 
@BernardMeurer He died recently...
 
How did you only remember "it had an H in it" from the name "Grothendieck" :D
 
8:51 PM
And some of his past notes where to be destroyed by his instructions
 
@ACuriousMind From all the things we've been through this is what surprises you about the workings of my brain?
 
vzn
grothendieck is one of the top mathematicians of the entire 20th century. legendary. a "mathematicians mathematician"
 
@ACuriousMind This!
 
vzn
@BernardMeurer why do you need to know
 
But the French government found a legal loophole by declaring them national heritage, thus bypassing individual legacy laws.
 
8:52 PM
Because I love this image
And I wanted to find it again
 
He was batshit insane at the end, though
 
My kind of guy
 
vzn
@BernardMeurer he got deep into Zen in the end. a real life Yoda =D
@G.Bergeron esp because he stopped doing math right? :P
 
@BernardMeurer Yes.
 
@vzn Do you read french? If yes, go read his last essay...
I hope for his reputation that it hasn't been translated!
 
vzn
8:54 PM
@G.Bergeron read an interview of him, probably one of the last. might have been translated some. he didnt like to be interviewed any more. (cant read french)
 
@ACuriousMind Lol, idk man, my memory is awk :P
I can read french, I just have no clue what I'm reading
 
@vzn Well, it contains instructions on how to talk to God in your dreams
 
Badass!
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron there were apparently a lot of unpublished manuscripts/ letters/ ramblings etc that publishers regarded as unpublishable. incoherent/ conspirational/ maybe nearly racist. etc ... it seems the community is trying to preserve his rep/ memory in spite of his own (copious) efforts. some major airbrushing. etc
@G.Bergeron lol secret will like that one :P
 
Again: And some of his past notes where to be destroyed by his instructions, but the French government found a legal loophole by declaring them national heritage, thus bypassing individual legacy laws.
 
8:57 PM
Bloody french
 
@vzn Do you know why he went down crazy?
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron yeah its kind of a big mess right now. not sure that any biographer has touched it in a "complete" way so far. there are many partial accounts.
 
Grothendieck's scribblings now are French national heritage?
 
@BernardMeurer I though it was a bright thing to do
 
@G.Bergeron He tried to divide by 0?
 
vzn
8:58 PM
@G.Bergeron ?
 
@G.Bergeron I just like blaming the french, even when they do the right thing
 
vzn
@BernardMeurer lol! once again reminds me of secret :P
 
@vzn Things went spiralling out of control when he realized a tiny part of his university budget was coming from the army.
 
Ah, yes, I've heard of that!
Then he moved to some mountain to live alone until his death
 
@vzn Ummm... Yeah, I should not think to much about that.
 
vzn
8:59 PM
@G.Bergeron that is partly true yes have read that. he was fiercely antiwar. it was some of the beginning of the "intense/ near fanatic contrarianism"
 
Finding that his colleagues didn't give a crap, he was deeply disturbed
And then he went on to become an aggressive ecologist
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron think he turned down the fields medal for political reasons, its a long story, cant remember details at this moment. he seems similar to Perelman in some ways. (who turned down $1M millenium prize, only 1/7 "won" so far)... hope they make a movie someday, it will be even better than turing/ Nash =D
 
But when he got that people don't really care, he was even more disturbed and kind of disgusted by humanity which lead him to the mountain.
@vzn He/She weirded me out last time...
@vzn Yeah but that's not too bad
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron (alas maybe somewhat accurate but also a kind of cartoon account.) have seen some mental illness "close to me". it does not follow normal psychological features. ie cause/ effect get mixed up, dont line up. some say he was "undiagnosed".
 
At the end, he was just being unrealistic to the point of being childish
@vzn Yeah me too, and big time! But mental illness are mostly are mostly operational categories that are almost only based on consensus... To my eyes
I've seen so many people falling in the trap of becoming their illness before actually being someone
I'm not saying that nobody can get help, but the degree to which psychiatry is trusted nowadays is troubling to me
 
vzn
9:08 PM
@G.Bergeron agreed some of it is messed up, some of it is highly accurate. its a fully scientific field but not a "hard" science field & never will be & cannot be subject to same criteria.
 
They are (hopefully) doing their best to help people, but seeing as it can have dire consequences even being used in court sentences, this is totally unacceptable tome
@vzn I disagree
 
user246160
@G.Bergeron Thanks for the answer. My book seems to be wrong. Have a look at this problem from my textbook i.stack.imgur.com/ee484.png . For question number 6 the answer is given to be (D) 1600 J. But I think it should be 0, according to your answer. Isn't it ?
 
hey guys
 
Complex systems can in principle be treated in a purely ''hard'' scientific approaches
 
something kinda confuses me about electrostatics
 
9:10 PM
@Skyler and what would that be?
 
why do we use series methods even if we have very high symmetry systems like a sphere or cylinder
i just came back and was doing a problem involving diffusion on a sphere
 
huh?
 
cylinder*
 
@vzn It doesn't mean it souldn't be done. Some people are really distressed and appreciate any help. But using it in courts is simply too much
 
and even though the time stationary problem looks very similar in form the answers are very different
 
vzn
9:11 PM
@G.Bergeron how so
 
@vzn You do realize that it can determine the outcome of a court judgement
 
@Skyler What's a "series method" and what situations exactly are you talking about? I feel I'm lacking context here
 
@ACuriousMind i used the wrong word there
 
So some categories amounting to a taxonomic classification are used in the justification of legal judgement
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron actually courts have a different concept of "sound of mind" that relates mainly to "able to tell right from wrong" that interrelates to mental illness but is not the same thing. the public can tend to mix this up also. this comes out in a big way in many famous trials eg recently james holmes etc
 
9:13 PM
@vzn ''able to tell right from wrong'' This means nothing to me
''the public can tend to mix this up also.'' This is horrible
''famous trials'' also disturbing
I guess you can see that I have a MAJOR problem with the legal system
 
basically for EM, even in a very high symmetry problem, to find V we solve laplaces equation and plug in certain BC, and on one of the BC we do a fourier series expansion to get a set of solutions, then determine coefficients
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron you seem to have some strong opinions on all this. its a complex topic. the changing DSM is acknowledged/ cited even by experts as a (quite justifiable) fallibility of the field. etc
 
@vzn I know, experts researcher know these issues, but not the public. It is applied wrong without taking into account these limitations
IQ test as job interview!
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron did it impact you or someone you know in a big way? it can vary quite a bit between countries...
 
@Skyler Because in k-space things are often obvious.
 
9:15 PM
meanwhile, to solve a very similar problem with a time independent diffusion equation, again using the cylinder as an example, all I really need to do is a bit of integration, algebra, then integration again
to get the answer
 
@vzn Not that much, but some friends yeah. Sometimes, psychiatric wards can be extremely dehumanizing
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron there is a lot of misinformation (among neophytes)... but there is also very good information available...
 
Almost as much as the carceral system
 
something of the form $A_1 \ln{r} + A_2$
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron sorry to hear that
@G.Bergeron actually in US, those two (psychological treatment vs incarceration) have gotten really screwed up last few decades, to pt of being some of bottom/ worst in world, and its estimated eg up to ~20% of inmates are mentally ill.
 
9:18 PM
@vzn I agree, but I think there would be something to gain to consider some of the ''mental illness'' as just a spectrum of ways of being. Who are we to declare that some of these ways are diseased? I know the basic intent is to help, and encourage that, but when people take that as an exact science you get oddities happening.
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron think that is generally expert thinking nowadays.
 
So prior to even plugging in our BCs, which should in large part determine the functional form of our equation, we have Bessel functions vs a log + constant
 
@vzn Yeah it is progressing in a good direction, I agree
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron "they" used to be burned as witches or lynched say, not that long ago.
 
@vzn Or reformed in gay camps... XD
 
vzn
9:20 PM
@G.Bergeron was about to add "tortured"... actually just saw in the news that castro sent homosexuals to prison camps. was not aware of that! it was apparently somewhat well hidden
 
Ok that is on another level, but yeah
But the witch hunt seems more like a mass hysteria scapegoating whatever was available as victims
 
vzn
@G.Bergeron its a combination of different factors. salem witch trials still being seriously historically analyzed to this day.
 
@ACuriousMind once you get to more complex diffusion problems the fourier series of solutions pops back up but I think even the simplest electrostatics cylindrical coordinate problem needs the fourier series method to solve. Why the difference?
 
Why does a washing machine vibrate loudly when the drum rotates at a particular frequency.6
I thought it was because if the drum rotates at the natural(resonant frequency) of the washing machine, resonance would occur
So the amplitude of oscillations would increase
 
@TheStackExchange Nope, I think what they mean by forces inside the boy is just the gravitational pull on the body of the boy. So this all of the variation in potential energy... The whole question is quite weirdly phrased, if you ask me.
@vzn Yeah... I don't have much to say though... Not my area of expertise :p
 
9:27 PM
@Skyler Uh, I'm not sure that question has a meaningful answer
 
@ACuriousMind how about this
 
@Skyler So it's spherical vs cylindrical object, yes?
 
@G.Bergeron cylindrical vs cylindrical
 
@Skyler You don't need the Fourier method necessarily
 
is there a problem that you can think of in electrostatics involving a cylindrical object where the solution is of the form $A_1 \ln{r} + A_2$
 
9:31 PM
yes
 
@G.Bergeron hmm
 
2 sec
 
9:44 PM
Okay, so what was it again?
@Skyler Ah ok, potential of infinite charged wire
 
@G.Bergeron hmm, yea i can see that
 
It's just that you bruteforced it by feeding the eigenfunctions of laplace in cylindrical coordinates
you probably ended up with a radial log decomposed over bessel functions
 
for a non-zero $A_1$ put it in a concentric cylindrical cavity
 
You didn't use the the symmetries
What's A1
 
@Skyler nope, don't remember.
 
9:48 PM
integration constant
@DanielSank eh maybe ill bug you about it sometime later, its a way to recast the Lagrangian from boundary values to IVP
by doing that you allow non-conservative forces without have to resort to Green's functions
 
@Skyler I don't understand, put what?
 
@G.Bergeron so envision an infinite block of conductor with a cylindrical cavity
of infinite length
inside which you put a wire
 
ok
Really! My tea wicked itself out of my cup with the wire thingy... -_- Now my desk is soaked
 
@G.Bergeron no way
soaked?
 
I know, right? But yeah with this brand, it seems the string is optimized for wicking!
 
9:54 PM
how long did you leave it there?
 
I like to overinfused my tea so I just forget about it for a while
2 hours
 
how far did the liquid spread
and what type of surface
 
About a patch of 10 cm diameter. Over fake wood-ish shitty surface
 
so plastic?
 
Nooo!!! It attacked a pile of paper...
Some kind of polymer, yeah
 
9:57 PM
oh ok that makes more sense
the paper seems more likely
 
Ok, so back to your point... What is it with the cavity?
 
its actually kind of a stupid point
doesnt help much
i get it now
thanks
 
Ok, changing the vacuum for a conductor is a big deal
you changed the topology and the boundary conditions everywhere
 
yea but it doesnt change the pre BC steps
so you still end up with answers of form $A_0\ln{r} + A_1$
 
By the way @DanielSank about your question on the drunken guy... There is a nice framework to bundle up all the approaches
... Integrability
 
10:02 PM
@G.Bergeron link to it?
 
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Q: Does the drunk man fall off the cliff? (a random walk problem)

DanielSankA drunk man stands with a cliff one step to his left. He takes steps randomly left and right. Each step has probability $p$ of going left and probability $q=1-p$ of going right. Each step is the same size. If allowed to randomly step indefinitely, what is the probability that the drunk falls off...

 
@G.Bergeron yep, easy for physicists
 
'' How can you claim this? There's a chance of going right forever'' Also, I think someone should have mentionned that the right,right,right,... possibility has measure zero in the limit probability measure
 
actually later today im going to probably end up getting back to my section of these notes im going over on polymers
 
@Skyler Yes, but why are all these approaches in fact the same?
 
10:07 PM
@G.Bergeron well every correct approach is doing a problem homomorphic to probability thoery
 
It's like how pretty much all of what you do as an undergrad are integrable systems (plus perturbation on them). Once that is shown, almost all of the undergrad problems look the same, essentially just in different realizations of the underlying symmetries.
@Skyler Yes, but not every probability problem will be solvable
 
@G.Bergeron define what you mean by solvable (with respect to this problem)
 
@Skyler Obtain an explicit solution
 
all of the ones listed here (that are right or using the right method) were solvable methods
i think every single one is using some form of polynomial expansion
also its really helpful that you asked this question @DanielSank , the python code that guy has there is a really easy baseline for this little genetics simulation I was thinking of running
I literally came up with this idea as I was lying down in bed last night
so perfect timing @G.Bergeron
and enjoy the rep and star @DanielSank
this problem is almost EXACTLY the most simple case of the problem I was going to set up
 
10:57 PM
@Skyler Easy?!
@G.Bergeron Did you see my solution to the drunk walk problem?
I've always wondered why the curve "explodes" for $z>1$ and whether it means anything interesting.
 
@DanielSank its the 1-D polymer problem without having to worry about collisions
I have a set of class notes I'm going over like right now, that about 2 lectures from where I am pretty sure does this exact problem, then outlines the 2-D polymer with collisions
 
@DanielSank Yes, generating functions are related to integrability.
 
@G.Bergeron Oh?
 
@DanielSank Think about the theory of orthogonal polynomials
It's not exactly the same thing here, but it's to give the idea
 
::Thinks about the theory of orthogonal polynomials::
 
11:01 PM
8D
 
::Thinks about how cheeky Daniel is being::
 
::Kicks @Skyler's @$$ in Smash Brothers::
 
All these polynomials have a generating function
 
::then Daniel wakes up from dream::
 
11:31 PM
@DanielSank Using generating functions, you are looking at a mapping of the ''time'' evolution to a calculus realization. But this time evolution is just a local diffusion equation (the difference equation), so you can express the difference equation as a differential equation in the z variable and solve it by series.
@DanielSank To obtain the probability of being somewhere for the first time, you basically add an equivalence relation amongst the paths that lead to the same point and quotient out by that relation. This will lead to your expression.
 
11:44 PM
@DanielSank want my solution
nvm, kinda busy
 
o/
 
yo
@DanielSank, also, do you have a muffin pan at your place?
 
@Skyler yes
@G.Bergeron I don't follow most of what you're saying.
 
@DanielSank The nice part is that you can now explain your explosion above $z>1$: Mutliplication by $z$ is like going backward in time so when $z=1$ this means that you have achieved an equilibrium state (the limit state). For values of $z$ above 1, this would mean your backward evolution is growing and would lead unormalized initial states
 
I think you're describing the relation I had: $F_{ij}(z) = P_{ij}(z) / P_0(z)$.
 
11:57 PM
@DanielSank yes
 
@G.Bergeron Hmmmmm
But the explosion only happens at $p=1/2$.
 
I'm cutting the corners a little bit, but this is essentially the idea
 
It is quite interesting, but I don't understand it.
It is also amazing that for $z=1$ we recover the discontinuous derivative at $p=1/2$.
 
@DanielSank This is because it's a limit state
 
?
"limit state"?
 
11:59 PM
@DanielSank As a dynamical system
 

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