ek@Ilex:~$ sudo mv /usr/bin/dpkg{,.real}
ek@Ilex:~$ sudo tee /usr/bin/dpkg >/dev/null <<'EOF'
> #!/bin/sh
> printf 'DPKG %s\n' "$*"
> dpkg.real "$@"
> EOF
ek@Ilex:~$ sudo chmod +x /usr/bin/dpkg
ek@Ilex:~$ sudo apt install --reinstall bash
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Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
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