Oh good everyone we got rid of Bolton and now we're checks notes locked and loaded to go to war with Iran

It's extra fun because now he has to pretend everyone made up him saying he'd meet with Iran without preconditions

"Fake news" from checks notes again Secretary of State Mike Pompeo

Worst timeline

Following their settlement a few days ago, opioid maker Purdue Pharma has filed for bankruptcy

I should have mentioned that in doing so they're short-circuiting the many, many lawsuits pending against them so 🤷🏼‍♂️

A memo written by Hillary Rodham during the Watergate Scandal, later used during the impeachment proceedings against her eventual husband Bill Clinton, is currently used by House Democrats to prepare for the Trump impeachment

@TimStone and that's on top of how they get away from culpability since there's no admission of wrongdoing from what i understand

Purdue Pharma, makers of Oxycontin, file for bankruptcy to avoid opioid crisis lawsuits

Just noticed inb4d

@TimStone this is fucked

@TimStone I assume you don't get to be a creditor anymore unless you already have a settlement

(and obviously that now anyone with a settlement has to take them to bankruptcy court)

Canada's plan and involvement in exploring the mysteries of the cosmos

@Unionhawk Pretty weird how a number of states jointly control a pharmaceutical company if this goes through though

Turns out it's just that easy 🤔

JP Morgan traders arrested on charges of market manipulation

When you want to know how Brexit is going and google Johnson Close to Deal

Snowden wants asylum in France? 🤔

I'd not want to be stuck in russia either to be honest

Yeah, just seems like it's a) not going to work out for him given that he has been in Russia b) a weird choice given France's history of uhhh beheading people labeled traitors of the Republic or whatever

@TimStone I'm fairly sure France got rid of the death penalty decades ago

Trump is asking the House Judiciary to investigate the many business deals of Obama, such as checks notes his Netflix series deal

Yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's not transparent at all

@Nzall I know Obama's appeared in one maybe two Netflix series but I'm not aware of him actually having his own series.

He hasn't really been branching outside of politics.

And he hasn't really been doing politics post-presidency.

@Yuuki netflix.com/be-en/title/81176188

Oh, American Factory is theirs?

And nytimes.com/2018/05/21/us/politics/…

lmao what

@TimStone yes sir, saudi arabia sir, whatever you want, sir

North Carolina GOP Sen. Alexander found his district would be made competitive, tried to fix the game, got caught, then went "Whelp guess I'll just die (politically)" and retired

Oh no there's NUKEMAP VR

Would letting the President put on a VR headset and press the button repeatedly make it more or less likely he'd do it for real?

> US Secret Service is ordering jet skis for its agents. In part, because of Mar-a-Lago and the Trump family's affinity for "water sports"

ಠ_ಠ sighs

@Wipqozn The best outcome for the People's Party is that they split the right-wing vote with the Conservatives, turning more seats red, orange and green. Yay for FPtP?

@TimStone heh

@TimStone Are they going to be painted black?

Good question, I wonder if they modify them in any way. Pretty messed up that the agents are literally paying out of pocket now though

"Ahhh shit Jr.'s in the water again can I go ahead and get two hours on this jet ski?"

@MBraedley That's what I'm hoping. The vote split on the left is the reason Harper lasted so long in office to begin with.

Time to balance that split.

If we had ranked ballots now, I'm pretty sure I know how I'd vote. Bit of a toss-up between #2 and #3. 1, 4, and 5 are easy though.

4-year-old boy shot, killed by sibling at Texas home, reports say

@Nzall Milo has responded to this on Twitter

:51725744 Also this seems kind of negatively judgmental, so I'm going to delete it. aka I think it can be offensive to furries.

@Ash That's the joke. He was banned.

So "milo has responded to this on twitter" has been the hot meme ever since

@Ash oh are you using an app?

That would do it then. Desktop shows you they've been suspended.

Speaking of @Ash being awesome! and to whom I'm not at all buttering up! Christmas is coming, which means time to get some romance recs for my mother. CHOO CHOO. I've already got a few books in mind, including one you suggested before.

I'll hit you up on facebook

he did post on his telegram that he would show up anyway so hopefully they're preparing for that

@Nzall pfffft, doubt it'll take 2 hours

@TimStone ha, wuss, at least this guy admits it and i don't think he retired

@Nzall "The Board of Midwest Furry Fandom" you learn something new everyday

oh wait i get the joke now