@TimStone What...I...what

No, seriously, what?!

Also what to this:

> The teacher allegedly made the remarks during an Aug. 16 lockdown drill, police said.

this is not the solution

Where's that onion article at it...

@TimStone How would you have a 1,000 body count and be a hero?

I think it's a "Let's do it and be legends" of mass killing

> An innocent Maryland resident was jailed for 82 days after customs officials at the airport alleged that three jars of honey he had brought to the US from Jamaica contained liquid methamphetamine. They did not. He lost both of his jobs

As a point of comparison I once brought back a herbal cough syrup my friend's mom made for me and they asked if it was absinthe and I was like "Buddy, no, what" and they didn't detain me for any period of time

@TimStone they didn't both to test before jailing the person? or did it take 82 days for test results to get back?

@TimStone well, you weren't black

@TimStone this is the best thing ever

Wow, another shopping center/business park rekt by a natural gas explosion, luckily no one was injured

@TimStone ONCE AND FOR ALL

Didn't they get the ice from comets or something in that episode? Somehow that's less dumb that this

Hand-waving away the impossible spaceships

Yeah

You shouldn't shoot at hurricanes so naturally the President wants to nuke them instead

The article has a source saying "he's just asking questions!!!" which like, it's a dumb question though on account of the obvious issues

Also if you like bananas I have some bad news in the form of banana fungus

@Unionhawk was going to post this myself

Police: Connecticut Man Tests His New Guns By Firing Into Park Full Of Kids Playing Softball newyork.cbslocal.com/2019/08/23/…

@TimStone as Mrs Garrison one said, "Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people". but this is 10 times worse because said stupid people have the nuclear button

infact, Tweek was having a huge melt down in one episode because of his fear of Trump dropping bombs on him

i think he might have been onto something

@TimStone Someone needs a refresher course on the laws of thermodynamics