Wow

Twitter automatically turns on dark mode if I have my mac set to it in the new update

> The Dow is down 573 points perhaps on the news that Representative Seth Moulton, whoever that may be, has dropped out of the 2020 Presidential Race!

Does this joke make any sense to anyone else?

Like wtf

He's joking about crashing the stock market, and his joke makes zero sense

World Bank: "So it says here you're going to use this loan to help educate people, that seems fine" China: "Well, reeducate them, yes"

:|

Bidden, buddy, wtf

Obama, probably: Dude.

@Stormblessed Honestly the best guess is just that he saw something about Moulton on TV and word saladed it tbh

@Yuuki wait what

@Stormblessed It's a joke.

@Yuuki oh I was surprised Koch died

Oh, that is not a joke.

@GnomeSlice Obviously, RBG needs to get high as a kite

@MadScientist been hearing that today. really want some businesses to come out and say "Go fuck yourself"

@GnomeSlice that may be but isn't it an opioid that the US has been having issues with with addictions and overdoses? can bet you some companies would just get the fentanyl from somewhere else

@TimStone well, atleast for another 1-5 years

imagine if Trump only became president just to get Immunity on crimes hoping that he can just wait on stature of limitation

@GnomeSlice oooooo

hi

So the federal "The Conservatives aren't Racist Enough" party has a rather racist billboard up in Halifax:

Fuck everything about this, but hopefully it'll gain him enough votes that'll actually hurt Scheer. I'm tried of the vote split in Canadian politics just hurting the left (aka what most Canadians are).

> A strain of Salmonella found in beef and soft cheeses in the United States and Mexico has been found resistant to antibiotics, according to the CDC

> This lake is 16,500 feet above sea level and is frozen most of the year. But on warmer days, hundreds of human skeletons, some with flesh still attached, emerge from it. A new study has uncovered more of the mystery of "Skeleton Lake."

> Rooftop sex followed office vodka drinking between gov't official, WH aide

…somehow topped by this: NASA Astronaut Accused of Hacking Ex-Wife's Bank Account From Space

…Hasbro has bought the remanants of Death Row Records, for some reason? Like the toy company Hasbro

@Wipqozn I mean, I’m not anti-immigration, but what’s so bad about that billboard?

@Stormblessed Because the far right complaining about "mass immigration" is just a smoke screen. They only care about immigration because they don't like the people immigrating.

It's got nothing to do with economy or anything like, they just don't like immigrants.

@Ash I'm sure

Even then, speaks to their supporter base, aka the exact people they're appealing ot.

@Ash Yeah Canada immigration is very difficult, as you would know. They don't just let "Anyone" in.

Even family class isn't easy, really. To sponsor family you basically need to show you can support them financially.

At least that's my understanding.

The Canadian government's page on immigration is really a good indication of how strict it all is

Hmm hiring a bunch of people at the last minute to get the faulty planes back in the sky asap does not exactly inspire more confidence in me

Ah that classic thing you want a teacher to say during a lockdown drill and also definitely confirmation you should arm them, essentially "I'd actually be a great school shooter"