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12:04 AM
Michael Cohen will testify before a US House of Representatives committee about illegal payments to women to help Donald Trump's 2016 election campaign. http://bit.ly/2Ro1d7Z
 
12:56 AM
Presidential candidate wants to give everyone $1,000 a month in free cash http://hill.cm/d4oEW1A
^ not a bribe, attempt at Universal Basic Income
from what google said, there's 325.7 million in the US in 2017. so for a year that would be $3,908,400,000,000
unfortunately i don't think the US had that kind of money given the $15.8 trillion debt
 
If we could only spend money we have, we wouldn't have trillions of dollars in debt
An additional $4 trillion annual deficit is probably excessive, but secondary effects of that policy may make it more reasonable than it looks
Also, it should be less than that because some categories of people wouldn't get money, mainly dependents
Actually, the article says 18-24. As of the 2010 census, that was 194.3 million people
 
1:24 AM
 
@TimStone Dear Dairy, Ctrl V
British Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has urged Prime Minister Theresa May to call a general election to break the deadlock over Brexit. https://bit.ly/2D3w6WB
> In a speech in West Yorkshire, the opposition leader claimed a snap poll would give the winning party a fresh mandate to move forward with the country's exit from the European Union.
so no option to elect someone who's going to tell the EU that everyone's changed their minds and wants to remain?
 
 
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3:05 AM
Trump says he ‘never said’ Mexico would pay for the wall. But he did – a lot globalnews.ca/news/4833557/…
 
@Wipqozn really want someone to play a video of him saying it every times he denies it
Steve King asks how terms "white nationalist" and "white supremacist" became offensive http://hill.cm/Gy1xlN3
well they (at least the latter) aren't to racists
President Trump: "I find China, frankly, in many ways, to be far more honorable than Cryin' Chuck and Nancy." http://hill.cm/lZbylmP https://t.co/5tJuxWSeUb
> We're negotiating and having tremendous success with China
so why do you still have tariffs on them?
 
3:23 AM
NEWS: @shafitx will retain his role as vice-chairman of the Tarrant County Republican Party despite a push from a small faction of precinct chairs to remove him from his post because he's Muslim.
 
Politico/Morning Consult Poll on Withdraw from Afghanistan (Support/Oppose): Democrats - 40%/41% Indies - 53%/23% GOP - 76%/15% Registered voters - 56%/27% Whites - 60%/25% Blacks - 40%/38% Hispanic - 49%/28% Other - 48%/26% Military HH: 62%/29%
lol
awoouu
 
 
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9:39 AM
@Memor-X No this is not an option
 
10:22 AM
Though that's mostly because politicians know they'll love any semblance of respect they have if they do
 
10:46 AM
We literally just got hit by the government shutdown
data.gov is down, so we can't get our data for the month
 
 
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1:22 PM
Medicare for All Isn't Too Expensive http://jacobinmag.com/2019/01/medicare-for-all-congressional-budget-office
 
 
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3:02 PM
...I mean uhhh
Hrm that photo was more than showed in the TweetDeck preview
(mildly nsfw photo)
But yeah, while the pressure to do so is a thing we need to address the actual act of doing cocaine being unhealthy I feel does not need an explainer 🤔
Bolton, in a radio interview with @hughhewitt, said he, Trump, and Pompeo understand Turkey had committed "not to harm the Kurds who had fought with us against ISIS." https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2019-01-11/talks-between-us-turkish-militaries-on-kurds-to-continue-next-week-bolton
Pssst Turkey also wanted Flynn to kidnap Gulen in the back of a car so idk maybe not bank on their restraint
 
@TimStone I'm sorry, do they really have to explain why that's not healthy?
 
3:32 PM
Right? 🤷‍♂️
 
President Trump made $35 million off real estate sales last year. Not only were many of the buyers who filled his coffers anonymous, but the largest sale required approval from Trump's own Department of Housing & Urban Development https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalexander/2019/01/11/trump-sold-35m-of-real-estate-in-2018/#67900c6345b5
@TimStone cocaine is a helluva drug - Rick james
 
@SaintWacko Plot twist, it was the tapas that were unhealthy.
 
3:55 PM
Joshua Tree National Park has been trashed in the shutdown. Now visitors are cutting down trees. https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/10/18177478/joshua-tree-national-park-government-shutdown?utm_campaign=vox&utm_content=entry&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter via @voxdotcom
This is why we can’t have nice things
 
@puzzlepiece87 they are closed, people are driving off roads wherever they want
it's not like there is a giant steel barrier around all the national parks
 
@GodEmperorDune WHY WOULD YOU CUT DOWN THE TREES??!!
 
@Yuuki because you're a jerk, i guess?
 
@GodEmperorDune That's simply not true.
> He’s even tried confronting some of the vandals, including a man who had illegally parked a pickup truck in the park.

“That guy was casually brushing teeth when I pointed out that he’d run over and crushed creosote and cactus,” Abbott told the LA Times. “He just flipped me off.”
@GodEmperorDune It literally says in the article you linked that the parks remain open.
 
4:05 PM
@puzzlepiece87 ugh it's too early, brain not awake yet
yeah they should be fully closed especially after all the damage being caused
 
@GodEmperorDune Agreed, they're treasures and people are just going to have to wait. It's not like this is a new phenomenon. At a place I hiked near Lake Tahoe they even had one of those giant placard informational sign things that was like "Behind you you can see the trail's path. The dirt line ahead of you is where people have commonly gone off the trail. We were forced to reroute the trail to halt this activity. The land will take about 200 years to heal this scar."
 
@puzzlepiece87 ouch
i have a feeling that people were pissed the national parks were not left open during the last shutdown, so they figured that leaving the parks open during this shutdown would lower public pressure to end the shutdown
and in true trumpian fashion, they didn't think or care about the logical ramifications of that, like toilets and trash overflowing or people going wild in the parks
 
4:26 PM
Tribal health care providers aren't being paid and have to keep working during the government shutdown. They don't know how long they can hold out. http://huffp.st/aYMzc6r
 
4:47 PM
To quote Alan Moore: “None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.” 🤣 https://twitter.com/cristobaljalex/status/1083709582621454341
Rep. Rorschach (D-NY)
Freshman Rep. Joe Cunningham (D-SC) just tried to take a 6-pack of beer onto the House floor and was told that’s not allowed. “It’s Friday too,” he said laughing as he turned around.
 
@Unionhawk i wonder what J K would decide if this went to the supreme court
 
it won't go to the supreme court because it is just a house rule
 
5:20 PM
House joins Senate in approving a bill guaranteeing back-pay to federal workers affected by the government shutdown; bill now goes to the president's desk - @AlexNBCNews
 
(I wonder what the specifics of the suspend the rules were there)
(I do like that most rules of order have a mechanism to just go "2/3 of us say fuck the rules let's do this particular thing")
 
 
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7:25 PM
Socialists in LA have raised almost $10,000 to bring taco trucks to teachers’ picket lines in support of #UTLAStrong https://www.gofundme.com/tacos-for-teachers
 
7:41 PM
CNN: If the president can declare a national emergency to build a border wall, couldn't a Democrat do the same to address climate change? @RepMoBrooks: ... ... ... https://t.co/xZbRNLjLAi
He eventually gets to "I don't see how climate change is a matter of national security" which like, buddy, turns to the Pentagon they already figured that out
lol @ Rubio floating that as a cautionary hypothetical too, not dying due to the planet hating us, how spooky
 
even the god damn wall is the Republicans entire climate plan
 
8:00 PM
Humanitarian Crisis at our Southern Border. I just got back and it is a far worse situation than almost anyone would understand, an invasion! I have been there numerous times - The Democrats, Cryin’ Chuck and Nancy don’t know how bad and dangerous it is for our ENTIRE COUNTRY....
lmao
"See, I'm saying it's a humanitarian crisis to acknowledge their struggle but also I need the military because it's an invasion"
 
8:14 PM
Trump says will unveil overhaul 'soon' of visa rules for skilled workers 'including a path to citizenship' usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/01/11/…
 
8:26 PM
sandy hook families v alex jones et al has been granted discovery
 
Indeed it has, ahahaha
 
let's fucking go
 
Also in grifts:
So, Kolfage has again updated the campaign to build the wall himself. He’s formed a non-profit (to move the $$ to) and a team Since he broke his original promise, GoFundMe said “all donors will receive a refund” New info here. It’s a ride https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall
 
Nice
 
I know. You're thinking Ollie North would never be involved with an organization that illegally funneled money from a foreign adversary to Republican operatives for the purpose accomplishing nefarious political objectives, but hear me out ... https://www.thetrace.org/2019/01/nra-coordinated-ad-efforts-with-gop-senate-campaigns/
 
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8:31 PM
@TimStone I am glad GFM is refunding
 
BREAKING: I just talked with the management at the Tornillo facility - the last kid just left. This tent city should never have stood in the first place but it is welcome news that it will be gone.
 
@Ash can't wait for the "gofundme cancelled the wall, they're a liberal conspiracy" hot takes now
 
I think that already started by virtue of them not immediately redirecting the funds which like, lol
Trump says he wants Congress to vote to fund a concrete wall or steel barrier. “I don’t care what they name it. They can name it peaches.”
lol do it, authorize funding for a pile of peaches
 
@TimStone I'd be fine with this
Oh! Call it 'Trump has tiny hands'
 
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@Yuuki oh yes that will totally be a thing :P
 
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8:44 PM
@TimStone but where did they go? Just to another facility?
 
To sponsors or different locations, which is bad but removed them from the dangerous health conditions et al present there
Also in searching for that I found out Megan McArdle has an AOC take which is weird because we literally should never let her write again
 
wait did we get the 2018 kitchen gift guide
did the washington post let her turn in ten thousand words of ad copy for literally everything you could buy and put in a kitchen
 
9:02 PM
Let me reiterate that she should not be allowed to write
Also Crenshaw is being extremely dumb on Twitter again which is impressive for such a new Congressperson
 
9:27 PM
The Guardian: Trump backs away from declaring national emergency to fund border wall.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/11/trump-national-emergency-border-wall-shutdown
@TimStone Oh wow it was scam all along? I'm shocked!
 
9:40 PM
@TimStone found this column and whew
there are some truths in there but whew
.@SteveKingIA on House floor: "I want to make 1 thing abundantly clear. I reject those labels ["Nazi" & "fascist"] & the evil ideology they define. I condemn anyone that supports this evil, bigoted ideology...Under any fair political definition I'm simply an American nationalist" https://t.co/fdoDS59oVx
I'm not a nazi, just a white nationalist.... bruh
nypd spiderman.jpg
Trump Administration official believes condom use "robs a woman" of "remarkable chemicals" found in semen https://trib.al/no4l349
 
@GodEmperorDune this is like that clip of I think the EDL (english defense league) arguing amongst themselves about whether or not they are racist
 
chuckling nervously what the fuck
 
"of course we are what"
"no I thought that was the defense league of england that was, but we aren't"
(they don't actually, as far as I am aware, have any sort of "people's front of judea" dynamic, but I forget the other british fash org that was mentioned in that clip don't @ me)
 
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9:57 PM
@GodEmperorDune I'm not this evil thing, I'm just VERY PEDANTICALLY THIS OTHER THING
 
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@GodEmperorDune that's.....fantastic
 
@Ash i don't even know where to start with that one
it's like chemtrails but for the penis
 
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Yeaaah
 
10:17 PM
@GodEmperorDune I just what
 
@GodEmperorDune
 
@Unionhawk well, yes
 
lol at beer industry government shutdown discourse
 
@GodEmperorDune jackie-chan-reaction.jpg
 
Apparently there's a theory that a white label with black text only would be exempt and therefore able to be sold on an interstate basis without going through the ATF?
I am not a lawyer but I... Doubt it lol
 
10:31 PM
@Unionhawk beer is impacted? JK gonna personally resolve this shutdown
 
@GodEmperorDune new recipes and marketing apparently go through the atf
Which normally takes about a week
But they're estimating 2 months
 
marketing?!
 
@GodEmperorDune I imagine there are controls on alcohol marketing much like there's (stricter) controls on tobacco marketing.
Like don't show toddlers completely sauced on your fancy IPA and having a good time.
 
@GodEmperorDune labela, specifically, I believe
Interstate Commerce(tm)
(within state would likely be fine)
 
can't they just reuse an old approved label?
 
10:37 PM
The Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, statutorily named the Tax and Trade Bureau and frequently shortened to TTB, is a bureau of the United States Department of the Treasury, which regulates and collects taxes on trade and imports of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms within the United States.TTB was created on January 24, 2003, when the Homeland Security Act of 2002 split the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) into two new organizations with separate functions. Specifically, the Act transferred ATF and its law enforcement functions from the Department of the Treasury to the Department...
Idk
 
10:48 PM
NEW via @reinlwapo @jstein_wapo: ‘Could you make these guys essential?’: Mortgage industry gets shutdown relief after appeal to senior Treasury officials https://wapo.st/2FvPBIC?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.90d477045743
 
@Yuuki Please join a marketing firm, your talent is all-natural.
 
@puzzlepiece87 Unfortunately, I can't claim I am all-natural and organic as I was vaccinated as a child.
 
@Yuuki All-natural is not a regulated term, literally anything can be labeled with that.
Though apparently that is coming to an end:
> Last month, the FDA announced that it’s close to issuing standards. The new rules would provide a real definition for everything but meat and poultry (the U.S. Department of Agriculture is responsible for the safety of meat, poultry and egg products, while the FDA regulates all other foods).
 
@GodEmperorDune It is pretty funny that for how bad a shutdown is how trivial it seems to be for random groups to be deemed essential!
 
@TimStone Random groups that may or may not have a lot of money in lobbying, but correlation totally isn't causation.
 
11:04 PM
I have a more personal example but that group might be exempted for a different reason, tbf
Much like I too am exempted
Naturally I am an essential part to any functioning democracy though, either way
Portage tow operator pleads guilty, will cooperate against Portage mayor http://dlvr.it/QwSR7v
That epic hair tho
 
11:28 PM
Yet another thing Millennials are killing: The value of Boomers' homes on golf courses https://www.wsj.com/articles/golf-home-owners-find-themselves-in-a-hole-11547135191
tulsi gabbard is officially running for 2020
 
She's finally running into the sea?
 
@TimStone i mean how soon will DC be underwater?
 
Utah teen crashes car while attempting "Bird Box" challenge http://hill.cm/S9Ebnst
:|
@GodEmperorDune ah this was the better joke, alas
"derail our perfect plan to build the wall" sounds like movie villain language
lmao
 
@TimStone hue
@TimStone uhhhh wtf
@TimStone the plan so perfect it didn't get voted on the 2 years republicans had unified control of govt
excuse me, it didn't pass during those 2 years
 
I mean since this is the scammer dude it's just doubly bad
 
11:40 PM
it was voted on and went down in a firey mess
@TimStone oh is this grift fund me the wall guy?
 
Yeah, lol
 
@TimStone I choose to believe that this is not real
 
Yeaaaaaah
 

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