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12:35 AM

🎅 President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump answers calls from people contacting the NORAD Santa tracker phone line

Tweeted by AFP on December 25, 2018 at 12:16 AM

"I could shoot him down you know, I'm the President. But I won't, we like Santa. I'm saving Christmas"

Tim Stone

1:20 AM

MEANWHILE, THE PRESIDENT, TO A CHILD ON CHRISTMAS EVE: “Are you still a believer in Santa?”

Tweeted by chrisgeidner on December 25, 2018 at 1:18 AM in reply to chrisgeidner

lmao, it really depends on the tone how exactly to take that, since there's the whole "adults stop believing in Santa's magic" trope but my god

Tim Stone

1:45 AM

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Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?" https://t.co/VHexvFSbQ1

Tweeted by thedailybeast on December 25, 2018 at 1:26 AM

It's somehow worse than I expected, I should have known better

Unionhawk

2:02 AM

@TimStone lmao

Memor-X

2:22 AM

@TimStone Trump: i don't believe in Santa because my only wish this year was to build a simple wall ~~and stop the fake news and stop the witch hunt and end all wars and make american great again~~

2 hours later…

Tim Stone

4:03 AM

Not to overshadow the President asking a child if they still believed in Santa like a chump but

U.S. allies 🇯🇵 and 🇰🇷 are trading barbs about a RoKN frigate locking on its fire-control Radar on a JMSDF P-1 patrol aircraft. Merry Christmas everyone! http://www.mod.go.jp/e/press/release/2018/12/23a.html

Tweeted by TheBaseLeg on December 25, 2018 at 4:00 AM

GodEmperorDune

4:40 AM

@TimStone wheeee all i want for christmas is global thermonuclear war

11 hours later…

Unionhawk

4:09 PM

Tweeted by WDavidWork on December 24, 2018 at 2:12 PM

3 hours later…

Unionhawk

6:48 PM

BREAKING: AP: U.S. immigration authorities say an 8-year-old boy from Guatemala has died in government custody, the second immigrant child to die in detention this month. https://apnews.com/0a7e7ec16cd743e4840c321a99e005ef?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

Tweeted by Evan_Rosenfeld on December 25, 2018 at 6:23 PM

GodEmperorDune

7:21 PM

@Unionhawk i wish LA was so lucky

Tim Stone

7:47 PM

@Unionhawk Merry f'ing Christmas 😐

The day that @tumblr died is quite visible. (image source: @netnod traffic graphs)

Tweeted by tompaseka on December 25, 2018 at 5:45 AM

lol incredible

Policing the porn but not the Nazis to own yourself

GodEmperorDune

8:17 PM

if only someone had warned them

Tim Stone

Trump has weighed dismissing Mnuchin: report http://hill.cm/o2aq7IE

Tweeted by thehill on December 25, 2018 at 8:16 PM

lmao

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone do eeeeeeeeeeeet

Tim Stone

8:35 PM

Oh damn he should, the Mnuchin could produce his own movie about being in the White House

Tim Stone

9:17 PM

The @postandcourier found the 7-year-old who the president talked to about Santa. She didn’t know what “marginal” meant and still believes in Santa https://www.postandcourier.com/news/do-a-marginal-number-of--year-olds-believe-in/article_2c86d3ec-0876-11e9-a470-87234a04ef7e.html

Tweeted by markberman on December 25, 2018 at 9:06 PM

This timeline is…something

GodEmperorDune

> It was the night before Christmas — 6:30 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, to be exact — and rich aromas of brisket and Brussels sprouts filled the kitchen of Collman Lloyd’s home in Lexington, S.C.

that's a better dinner than i had

> “Most people know this question. I would like to ask if he has any kids,” she said. “I’ve honestly never heard of them or seen any of them so I was wondering.”

i wish i didn't know about ivanka and the large adult sons

Tim Stone

It does seem a little weird we haven't seen Barron, although by the same token it generally sucks to throw kids in front of the camera, so

GodEmperorDune

10:08 PM

@TimStone barron is busy hacking north korea

he's real good at the cyber

Tim Stone

Good point