lol, when you just love to lie

@TimStone i thought the grand opening was months ago

is this a thing to string adelson along for aonther campaign?

There's some weird requirement that the Ambassador have permanent residence in Jerusalem and that's not established so legally 🤷🏼‍♂️

The mooch is at it again

By now you’d think he’d know how off the record works

@GodEmperorDune no one does

@TimStone 🤔

And on a similar subject

damn this is powerful

> "A world full of good men who do very bad things and still believe in their heart of hearts that they are good men because they have not crossed the line. Because they moved the line for their own good. Women should be in control of that line, no question."

> “Everybody believes they are fundamentally good, and we all need to believe we are fundamentally good because believing you are fundamentally good is part of the human condition,” she said. “But if you have to believe someone else is bad in order to believe you are good, you are drawing a very dangerous line.”

lmfao

cc @fredley

lol, amazing

Good ol' malleable Jared

@TimStone lol rekt

@Unionhawk ahahahaha

He's actually out this time, huh

I’ll believe it when he leaves

lol

I mean true. But Trump did come out on the south lawn and tell reporters so I guess it's set

(a thread, but actually the quote just is him repeating himself several times)

lmfao

"Is it okay Rudy?" camera pans to Rudy eating a pants sandwich "Uhhhhh yeah it's great best it's ever been"

@TimStone if they wanted him to read the reports they would find/replace individual 1 with trump

lol of course

dammit I was going to post that

Our TLs are too similar

Everyone remember how Reince was CoS for a bit? Good times, good times

@Ash He'll have to pick his third now

@Ash replacing the second or third at the end of the year

@Ash Wikipedia confirms that he is replacing the second, so he will have 3 in less than 2 years

lol what? He's just going to steal Pence's chief of staff?

@Ash chief of staff

I mean the normal turnover for senior positions is about 2 years, these jobs are very intense

@Ash Usually it doesn't matter because they aren't doing a lot of crimes to be fair

So it was silly of trump to initially poke fun at Obama for the thing

Oh no the Krassensteins have broken out Buff Mueller again

And trump is a much more stressful admin to work for, because of the incompetence and the crimes

@TimStone still lolling about the BOOM

Excellent, CoS Mooch. Let's make it four in two years

Uh

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I'm not sure where this is coming from or what it's even supposed to really mean but this man is the President

He's trying to insult Blumenthal but I don't even get the implication

@TimStone wait was mooch chief of staff?

@TimStone I guess trump wants the D?

@GodEmperorDune No he was press secretary or comms director or whatever so now he make another cameo as cos

Ahhhhhh, lol

For a week

21 days

Oops, 10 days

(from the thread)

Just an impressively dumb man

Ah, yes, lol

@TimStone hang on, i have carter page on the line

Ahahahaha excellent

(Embedded twete has the news story that trees are best carbon dioxide capture system)

Has anyone found anything interesting in Comey’s testimony yet? I don’t think I’ll get very far with it, the early questions are seriously stupid

@GodEmperorDune But this is how science works. You don't just assume that existing common knowledge is accurate or complete. You do research and experiments and verify

One time the nuns at my Catholic school accused me of not turning in my tuition check even though I was like 9 so now that makes sense