Anyone have a link to the Cohen filing yet?

Did I read it right, that there are two filings? One from SDNY and one from Müller?

which one recommended the substantial sentence?

@TimStone THis is my shocked face. It looks very similar to my regular face.

@puzzlepiece87 It's honestly both hilarious and unsettling how close this is to the dilbert quote I'm thinking of, especially since I'm pretty sure Scott Adams thinks Donald Trump is the second coming or something.

@MadScientist The SDNY one is less forgiving I think

Mueller's document details the extent to which Cohen has cooperated in the SCO's investigation, though points out he still lied a lot and that what he did was pretty serious. It doesn't make a recommendation of sentence length but says it would be appropriate that time served be concurrent with the charges from SDNY

Of importance,

Thanks, @TimStone

@TimStone Company executives is Trump Org?

Yes

So maybe we could possibly actually indict Jr! Wouldn't that be fun?

> Fourth, Cohen described the circumstances of preparing and circulating his response to the congressional inquiries, while continuing to accept responsibility for the false statements contained within it.

Hell yeah

God this has been a ride for Ken, lol

@Unionhawk was he the neo-nazi guy who drove the car into the crowd?

@BradC yes

So anyway yeah the President, per prosecutors, did a felony. Very cool. It doesn't matter because no one's going to impeach over financial crimes because whomst amongst us, but

well, I recognized the name of the victim, not him

he faces between practically life after you add up the aggravated malicious wounding minimums, and 6x life

Hey remember that guy Trump made VA Secretary and it was kind of like "whatever I guess?"

Very weird how this keeps happening!

@TimStone such a bizarre coincidence!!

@TimStone is this the guy that had the confederate general poster in his office?

@TimStone lol, nice

It is not that guy but that guy was also at the VA

@TimStone lol, i'm dying

3rd krassenstein brother best krassenstein

i will take jacob whoa-l takes directly into the veins

> Major for-profit college chain abruptly announces closure of dozens of schools

> The company, backed by investors including private equity firm Willis Stein & Partners of Chicago, is the latest in a series of for-profit colleges to close after allegations that they were loading students up with debt while not providing them with marketable skills

> Birmingham, Alabama-based Education Corp. of America said it was closing schools operating as ... Golf Academy of America

🤔

> two-year golf college offering an associate's degree in Golf Operations and Management with a curriculum of golf instruction and golf business management

I...see

i mean the golf program worked for the guy behind @dogrates

lol

> Politics is, as Chris Hooks wrote in 2016, “the way we distribute pain”—it’s “how we determine who gets medication and who dies young, who learns in a class of twenty kids and who learns in a class of thirty.” But what is politics if you’re privileged enough to insulate yourself from that pain?

damn this is a good way to put it

Manafort Filing

@TimStone slow or dead, must be everyone trying to grab it at the same time

They have corroborating testimony, email evidence, travel documents indicating Manafort lied about involvement with Kilimnik

Also that he lied about the reasons for a source of money from an undisclosed entity

lmfao

Short filing but it indicates that they believe he willfully told multiple lies and they are prepared to prove that in court

@TimStone LOL. Had to check to make sure that was a real one. Because NO, it does not.

@TimStone "the report that said i most definitely DID CRIMES totally cleared me"

i can't even lol hard enough

Oh, and the filing says that Manafort lied about something related to an extra investigation

But the information is redacted

@TimStone ah the CRIMES speedrunner

@TimStone to #resistance, black lines matter

@GodEmperorDune We turn now to the defense counsel

@TimStone i've lolled so much today people near my cube are looking at me

tfw you start a lobbying firm before you're done with the whole voting on bills thing

narrows eyes But why?

@TimStone can't get beat by a little non-white kid unboxing toys

they are qwhite upset that pewdiepie is not number 1

@TimStone oh i thought this was an incoming freshman being really bold

Hahah no, no, it's actually Quite Bad

> Ethics watchdogs say the situation makes a mockery of the rules restricting lawmakers from working as lobbyists until they’ve been out of office for at least one year.

lol

Today, in bro wtf