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3:47 AM
very sad.
 
it makes sense what he's saying, but it's avoiding the actual issue. Yes, the more testing is done, the more cases are being reported. If there was less testing done, there would be fewer cases *reported*.
It doesn't address the fact that there are so many infected people and I think he's deliberately deviating from that question
 
 
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9:44 AM
@Stormblessed oh man, an aneurysm. Fuck that's brutal
 
 
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12:06 PM
Love too be up at 2 am to affirm the government can kill people during a pandemic but not via their terrible pandemic response
 
1:02 PM
Canada-U.S. border to remain closed to non-essential travel until at least Aug. 21, sources say theglobeandmail.com/politics/…
I really hope this is true. Reopening the border with Covidtown would be really dumb.
 
1:22 PM
 
@Wipqozn A lot of the cases on the eastern side of Canada have been imported from the US.
You guys had it. No more cases. Then someone from the states brought it up.
 
1:54 PM
@Wipqozn build a wall, i hear that's what you're supposed to do against disease-carrying foreigners coming from your southern border
 
@Yuuki I'd be fine with it
 
 
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3:08 PM
That classic thing you do at your now-former job where you fabricate what's happening in a meeting so you can extol maximum grievance
 
3:41 PM
My twitter is dark today, but this is the darkest thing I've seen so far today :(
 
3:53 PM
Canada-U.S. border closure to be extended for another 30 days, say officials
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-us-border-closure-extended-august-1.5648879
It's official, thank Zeus
@fredley jfc
 
@Wipqozn Now if only Americans can stop lying to get across the border.
 
 
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@TimStone can he be kicked out by Biden or is that not an easy thing to fire people from?
 
@TimStone What's one fucking Nazi more in this administration
 
@MadScientist the strange thing about infinity is that you can add any number to it and it's still infinity
 
I'm watching a Trump press conference, let's hope my liver can take it
 
RIP @mad
 
9:33 PM
I'm pretty sure you could train a very tiny neural network to create a Trump impression indistinguishable from real Trump
This shit is just so repetitive
 
@Stormblessed I'm assuming that since they're appointees they can be replaced but I'm also not sure why they have term limits if that's the case
 
I can feel my brain cells dying, not sure if it's Trump or the Whiskey
it's Trump
 
@MadScientist Are we sure that hasn't already happened?
 
I mean, we should totally tell them to screw off because of Hong Kong, but I'm sure we'll capitulate so we can pivot back to that at some point soon 🙄
Oh hey now he's campaigning
 
9:39 PM
@TimStone he's never not campaigning
 
Fair
 
But yeah, this is particularly bad with every second sentence being an entirely braindead attack on Biden
okay, this is purely a rant against Biden, not a press conference
 
Honestly once CNN goes "We don't need ratings like this" everyone else should probably follow suit
 
This shit is just fucking embarrassing
 
@MadScientist I just desperately want a reporter to loudly interject, "Mr. President, what the hell are you on about?" just to see what would happen
Gotta mix things up a little
 
9:49 PM
Every single time I do this I question my sanity, it's just fucking insane and really hard to listen to
 
Let's hope someone already asked her what she has to say!
 
There's almost no part of this speech I haven't heard before, he's just recycling insane statement
 
> CBS: "What do you tell parents and teachers who feel that it's unsafe to go back?"
> Trump: "... You should find yourself a new person whoever's in charge ... because children and parents are dying from that trauma, too. They're dying because they can't do what they're doing."
"You should find yourself a new person whoever's in charge". Yes, that's what we're trying to do, Mr. President, to put a new person in charge.
 
9:53 PM
It's almost only attacks on Biden in this speech, this is so ridiculous
This is worse than usual, as hard as it might to believe that this is even possible
 
@BradC If only there was something someone could have done about this, alas
I assume he thinks all families work as his do and the problem was inherent in the kids not going to school and parents having to pay attention to them and not that it's impossible to watch kids and work simultaneously
 
I'm seriously questioning my decision making, why the fuck am I still listening to this bullshit
 
this is only getting more stupid
 
@TimStone I mean yes this was essentially the holding of Trump v Hawaii
 
Good or bad imagine thinking anyone believes Biden will dismantle the police
 
He wants to give them more money in fact!
Destroying the police state by giving it three hundred million dollars
 
It's funding purely for bananas so they'll drop the peels and then slip on them and then be boarded up in a hospital paid for BY SOCIALISM
The ultimate plan
 
10:15 PM
And by you know being one of the key players in the construction of the present police state
 
It was a long con to build up the police state just to completely tear it down, obviously
lmfao
@MadScientist please stop watching, I don't want your brain to melt
 
@TimStone I think it's too late for that
 
Imagine paying movie theatre prices to die of COVID
 
@TimStone Area man lacks LEED certification
 
This whole thing is insane even for Trump
 
10:19 PM
Maybe he'll keep going until he foams at the mouth
 
The only reason I'm not in bed is because I don't want to miss a possible Q&A after the speech
 
@TimStone see, this is the problem with handing trump his speech right before he's supposed to say it
but then again, any method of having trump give a speech is going to be problematic
 
11:11 PM
I get the impression I missed a very wonderful Trump speech
 

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