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12:44 AM
@TimStone What...I...what
No, seriously, what?!
Also what to this:
> The teacher allegedly made the remarks during an Aug. 16 lockdown drill, police said.
this is not the solution
Where's that onion article at it...
 
@TimStone How would you have a 1,000 body count and be a hero?
 
I think it's a "Let's do it and be legends" of mass killing
 
1:20 AM
As a point of comparison I once brought back a herbal cough syrup my friend's mom made for me and they asked if it was absinthe and I was like "Buddy, no, what" and they didn't detain me for any period of time
 
 
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5:09 AM
@TimStone they didn't both to test before jailing the person? or did it take 82 days for test results to get back?
 
 
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4:38 PM
@TimStone well, you weren't black
 
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5:24 PM
@TimStone this is the best thing ever
 
 
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10:18 PM
Didn't they get the ice from comets or something in that episode? Somehow that's less dumb that this
Hand-waving away the impossible spaceships
 
10:37 PM
Yeah
 
10:59 PM
You shouldn't shoot at hurricanes so naturally the President wants to nuke them instead
The article has a source saying "he's just asking questions!!!" which like, it's a dumb question though on account of the obvious issues
 
11:14 PM
@Unionhawk was going to post this myself
 
Police: Connecticut Man Tests His New Guns By Firing Into Park Full Of Kids Playing Softball newyork.cbslocal.com/2019/08/23/…
 
@TimStone as Mrs Garrison one said, "Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people". but this is 10 times worse because said stupid people have the nuclear button
infact, Tweek was having a huge melt down in one episode because of his fear of Trump dropping bombs on him
i think he might have been onto something
 
@TimStone Someone needs a refresher course on the laws of thermodynamics
 

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