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3:13 AM
because obviously had he had the do-over he'd hire a yes man mouth piece to stop an investigation which he keeps saying clears him of all crimes because that's what all innocent people do
 
 
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2:37 PM
lol Beto with the "Now, we gotta still do wars, but what if we invented a war tax?" plan, which has a little objectionable messaging for everyone!
 
3:07 PM
Sara Gideon (D), state house speaker in Maine, has announced a US Senate bid to unseat Susan Collins
 
The Atlantic Andrew Yang headline: "What do you do if no one takes you seriously?" Accompanying photo: Andrew Yang preparing to dunk a toy basketball on a hoop about 6 feet high, in a windowless unfinished space that appears to be lit by standup construction lights...
 
3:54 PM
fuck yeah dude
Extremely regular column
 
> Mr. Danon is Israel's ambassador to the United Nations.
Surely there are no conflicts of interest here and Mr. Danon is completely unbiased.
I kinda wanna see a column tomorrow that's literally the same but s/Palestine/Israel.
Just to see the drama.
 
4:41 PM
@Unionhawk Yeah I somehow didn't think it could be worse than the tweet made it sound and yet it was 🤔
 
5:19 PM
lmao I've always wondered what this field in "secure passenger data" was but I've never clicked the little ? icon until today: "A Redress Number is a unique number issued by the Transportation Security Administration to passengers who have experienced secondary security screenings at airports because they have names similar to or the same as names on the current terrorist watch list."
it's cool that this list exists actually
That'd be a fun day, getting SSSS because you share a name with someone on no-fly
It's already fun getting SSSS for missing a flight and booking a last minute one-way
 
5:33 PM
lol Jason Miller is out of his firm job after getting extremely mad online
Really hard to imagine not getting a job with a presidential administration because you couldn't stop yourself from having an affair with one of its unhinged mouthpieces and then trying to effectively steal the child you had with her and then somehow getting a good job despite everyone knowing this, and then getting online to call the House Judiciary chair mean names
 
6:03 PM
@Unionhawk I have a friend that that literally happens to every time he flies. He has to get to the airport two hours before a flight minimum to make sure he gets on.
 
something something office space something something michael bolton
 
7:45 PM
Also he was a serious bridge player and one of his rivals kidnapped his wife and held her for ransom
As one does
 
 
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11:45 PM
@TimStone because they know she not allowed to commit perjury
 
11:55 PM
@Memor-X I mean, she's not allowed to violate the Hatch Act either.
 

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