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12:04 AM
Hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people
 
@Unionhawk Ah yes, running someone over with your truck during a white nationalist rally, the biggest meme of all
 
Oh and Trump retweeted a QAnon account cool cool
By 3pET Sunday, Trump this weekend has attacked - Fox News weekend anchors - McCain twice - Mueller report - GM - Local UAW leader - Google - HRC - SNL - Christopher Steele - Dems - Paris climate deal - And retweeted attacks on Mueller, McCabe, HRC
 
12:46 AM
Pete Buttigieg's husband reveals the 2020 Dem's Hogwarts house http://hill.cm/77K86fC
I refuse to click through
 
12:57 AM
A 14-yr-old girl was first to report multimillionaire Jeffrey Epstein to police & long believed she was victim attached to guilty plea. But prosecutors actually chose older teen, easing his burdens as registered sex offender. W/ @kimberlykindy @JulieATate https://wapo.st/2TOXe4L?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.c996a0ad3b55
 
1:23 AM
Incredible. 30 percent of Offutt Air base, home of US Strategic Command, is underwater after massive flooding. Comes months after Tyndall Air base in Fla. was wiped out in a hurricane. The New Normal. https://www.omaha.com/news/military/one-third-of-offutt-underwater-at-least-buildings-damaged-in/article_631f9b34-5271-50e8-b5eb-19f488daaf32.html
 
@TimStone da fuq? please tell me they didn't choose someone who was of legal age of consent
 
Really making that case for the climate change national emergency
@Memor-X Uhhh in so much as it reduces his reporting requirements as a sex offender, yes. I think it was still very much statutory rape though
Per a former White House official who discussed it with Bannon: “Bannon was planning to bring Sheriff Clarke into the WH as a ‘baby Seb Gorka’.”
Nothing about that series of words is pleasant
 
2:02 AM
Best thing I've seen about Trump lately: foreignpolicy.com/2019/03/08/…
 
2:27 AM
Australian prime minister suggests right-wing senator should be charged for punching teen protester who egged him http://hill.cm/YOZMO8d
 
2:45 AM
> The decision to charge Epstein with a crime involving an older teen — part of a plea deal that has already been criticized as overly lenient — has eased his obligations to register as a sex offender. In New Mexico, for instance, where Epstein has a 7,600-acre property called Zorro Ranch, he is not required to register because his victim was not under 16, state officials said.
 
Brazil’s Bolsonaro says staying at Blair House (across from the White House) is “an honor bestowed on very few heads of state.” It is actually the standard lodging for visiting heads of state. https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1107375923735732224
 
3:08 AM
Bolsonaro: it shows my greatness that i get to be here in the Blair House
Peter Griffin: hi, i'm the president of Petoria
 
4:05 AM
@TimStone we have received reports that this man has also been hit with an egg.
 
Wait really?
 
4:31 AM
Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott expensed $10,600 at the Golden Corral in Columbia, SC over the last couple of years. How do you even do that, that place is a buffet, it’s like $15 max. https://www.postandcourier.com/news/sc-sheriffs-fly-first-class-bully-employees-and-line-their/article_bed9eb48-2983-11e9-9a4c-9f34f02f8378.html
 
5:02 AM
@TimStone ah, in 2017
 
5:18 AM
It still counts
 
5:28 AM
#NebraskaFloods seen by #Sentinel2 🇪🇺🛰 https://t.co/bKKlVSVcCM
Wow :/
 
@TimStone that river really expanded
 
Indeed
Also I have no idea what a Shane Dawson is or what happened to that cat but this is probably Twitter's way of telling me it's time to go to bed 🤔
 
 
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8:49 AM
@TimStone Shane Dawson made inappropriate comments about a the instagram of a 6yo fan, then proceeded to defend his pedophile comments 3 times
 
9:13 AM
@TimStone and now a picture of 10 years ago as well
 
 
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10:30 AM
@TimStone Shame Dawson is a Youtube Content Creator who does expose (think that's the word) series on people like Jeffery Rush, that girl who created Tana Con and Logan Paul. not like shame pieces though because lots of people hate Logan Paul and was worried that Shane was going to "defend" him
no idea what @Nzall is talking about but i assume Phillip DeFranco will touch on it he does cover Shane's works like with the Conspiracy Theory information videos and it was thought that Shane was going to do a video with that woman who heads youtube (don't know her name)
 
@Memor-X There are 2 things that happened recently. The first was that audio of a podcast surfaced where he was calling a 6yo fan instagram page "sexy" and then he defended it 3 times
The second was when he made allusions to him having simulated sex with his cat
 
@Nzall *sigh* is it just me or does everyone who's really popular on youtube got something wrong with them
> YouTuber Shane Dawson has issued an apology to the online community after a controversial comment he made in 2015 came back to haunt him
ok really, we're doing this again where we're digging up stuff from years ago. if he's saying that kind of stuff now then yeh he's in the bad but come on, people can't grow in 4 years?
 
My God, if this is true this is HUGE. Safety analysis of the 737 Max had "several crucial flaws". Seattle Times reporting that "both Boeing and the FAA were informed and were asked for responses 11 days ago, BEFORE the second crash" of the Ethiopian jet: https://www.seattletimes.com/business/boeing-aerospace/failed-certification-faa-missed-safety-issues-in-the-737-max-system-implicated-in-the-lion-air-crash/
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like Kurzgesagt admitted that 2 of their most popular videos from a few years ago weren't up to their quality and they have since taken them down and hoping to redo one of them to be up to the quality of standard they hold to their videos today
 
10:59 AM
Federal budget to target Canada-wide high speed internet by 2030
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/budget-2019-internet-speed-1.5060457
> Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's government will roll out a multi-year plan in the federal budget to give all Canadians access to high-speed internet by 2030, CBC News has learned.
 
@Wipqozn hopefully better planned that Australia's National Broadband Network
oh what am i saying ofcause it will be, the only way you could get a worse planned internet rollout was if it was lead personally by Trump because he thought Firewall could be a cheaper and easily approved version of his wall
 
11:21 AM
> The broadband plan will be a key component of a budget that will also focus on adult skills training, pharmacare, seniors and new measures to make home ownership more affordable for first-time buyers.
@Memor-X Yeah hopefully it'll be good
 
 
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12:30 PM
@Nzall Good article, worth the read.
@Wipqozn But what do they qualify as high-speed?
 
1:23 PM
Michael Flynn's family is at war with itself over whether QAnon is real, and his Pizzagate-believer son is the sole voice of reason. https://www.thedailybeast.com/michael-flynns-family-is-at-war-with-each-other-over-qanon?ref=home
rubs temples until they catch on fire
 
1:34 PM
Suspect is a 37 year old man born in Turkey according to police, so I guess they preliminarily IDed him from when he was captured on the tram CCTV
Kellyanne Conway says "people should read the entire" New Zealand shooter's manifesto, so they understand Trump did not inspire the attack. https://t.co/YDsFTTtBuG
wtaf
 
@TimStone sprays you down with fire extinguisher That sounds unhealthy
 
Look I'm just not sure I want to live in a world where Flynn Jr is somehow the smarter one
 
Can we evacuate a few people and then hermetically seal america from the rest of the world?
 
@TimStone Don't say stuff like that, at least not while it's still impossible for a commoner to leave this planet
 
1:45 PM
@Memor-X I actually just watched the episode this comes from
 
@Kevin after evac we could pull the US off the planet and let it float in space. the US becomes the center of the flat world those who remain behind wanted
it kills so many birds with a giant flat earth stone
 
2:31 PM
@Ash Thankfully, unlike America, NZ actually did something afterward. I don't blame the American response for being OMG EGGBOY because in America we never ever do anything following mass shootings.
You I can only see that so many times before you I become dead to it.
 
2:47 PM
@TimStone wut
@TimStone jfc this is exactly how to radicalize more people
 
Yep 🤷‍♂️
 
As always with kellyanne Conway, not sure if incompetence or malice
 
3:12 PM
@GodEmperorDune WhyNotBoth.gif
 
On Friday, Anthropologie launched its first-ever plus size line and did something no retailer of its kind has done so far: listened to the concerns of plus-size customers and mostly got it right. I wrote about why that feels like a turning point. https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2019/03/anthropologie-plus-size-clothing/585103/
 
@GodEmperorDune Awesome
 
@GodEmperorDune Somewhat hidden in this article is that Anthropologie and Urban Outfitters are owned by the same company. Not really important, but I found that interesting because I live close to a location where there's an Anthropologie and Urban Outfitters quite literally a block away from each other.
 
3:28 PM
@Yuuki This isn't that uncommon, actually. Over time, companies tend to merge into holdings with similar sectors. Delhaize and Albert Heijn are 2 supermarkets in Belgium that merged a year or 2 ago and have stores on or near the same road in multiple cities in Belgium
And there's also the little known fact that a huge section of mainstream internet pornography, both on the creation and on the distribution side of things, is owned by a single company, Mindgeek
 
@Nzall I'm assuming they merged after those stores were built?
 
@Yuuki Yeah, and the same logic applies to Anthropologie and Urban Outfitters
 
3:53 PM
BREAKING John Bercow effectively bars Theresa May from tabling MV3 unless it has been substantially changed, citing 415-year-old precedent I can confirm that he gave the Govt *no notice* that he was about to do this Theresa May is learning this at the same time as us
 
... rekt?
 
lol
 
@TimStone not sure I understand the implications of this, but I'm sure this is making Brexit even dumber than it already was, no matter how improbably it seems that this is even possible
 
(the precedent is essentially "we shouldn't be wasting time" or something to that effect, and, yeah doing the same vote a third time is probably not going to be productive)
 
They're basically trying to redo one of the deal votes and got told no
Lego's Steamboat Willie tribute is black and white and perfect: http://bit.ly/2Fb3J8z https://t.co/MV2Leisk8d
Excellent, combining copyright law and LEGO
After six trials for same crime, Curtis Flowers' 'extraordinary' case gets Supreme Court hearing http://bit.ly/2Od9TJt
 
4:05 PM
@TimStone I actually don't think this will be that big of a hurdle, considering there are already Mickey Mouse Duplo sets
 
Steamboat Willie in that specific form has now been released from copyright into the public domain
Which is what prompted the set
Update: Not 9 but 5 people were injured by the shooting at the #24oktoberplein in #Utrecht.
 
Facebook says its effort to provide users with local news is being hindered by a lack of original reporting. U.S. newsroom employment has declined by 45 percent as the industry struggles with a broken business model partly caused by Facebook's success. http://apne.ws/W2O1TOz
 
@TimStone the original shooting was like 15 minutes walk from where I am btw =p
I approve of the police immediately calling off their country-wide strikes
 
4:22 PM
:o
I'm glad you're okay!
 
I'm at work, the office is nearby to it
My home is the other direction from where it happened, pretty much
All I've noted was a lot of my parents being worried and many helicopters
 
4:41 PM
Myspace accidentally lost all the music uploaded from its first 12 years in a server migration, losing over 50 million songs from 14 million artists. https://twitter.com/textfiles/status/1107306991066759168
> It's not like the internet needed another cautionary tale about backing up data
I'm deeply skeptical this was an accident. Flagrant incompetence may be bad PR, but it still sounds better than "we can't be bothered with the effort and cost of migrating and hosting 50 million old MP3s."
oh fuck Mr Rubber Finger's music is gone forever I bet
yeahp
boo
@waxpancake 50 million old mp3s didn’t spark joy anymore?
hue
 
Hmm yeah, I'm skeptical too, especially since one year ago would have been about when Myspace was acquired by Meredith Corporation as part of its Time Inc buy
In the McClatchy interview, @SecPompeo insists that @StateDept staff agree with the proposed 23% budget cut, and he's delivering "swagger" in "spades". "They’re responding to it wonderfully". https://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/article227803819.html
Hahah yes that classic thing we all love at work, having less resources
Also our boss saying the word "swagger"
 
@TimStone Is this ultimately some kind of massive lead-up to the joke "Mike Swagger"?
 
5:05 PM
@TimStone This is amazing
 
5:20 PM
Oh hey, the cloud from the petrochemical fire might settle in my area.
That’s the view from 30 miles away.
 
Are you like a magnet for disasters or something?
 
Definitely looking like it.
I should move to DC.
Gonna go buy some respirator masks while I’m on lunch break.
 
Warner Bros. CEO Kevin Tsujihara ousted after sexual misconduct allegations https://cnb.cx/2TUV43u
 
5:40 PM
@Yuuki DC native voice Ah yes, that classic plan where you avoid disasters by going to Washington DC
Maybe you and your dad can have the fun conversation my dad and I had when I was in high school about our plan following a dirty bomb detonation
 
@puzzlepiece87 More like bring some disasters to 1600 Pennsylvania.
 
Ohhhh, well in the case:
 
And now I’m on some lists.
 
15 hours ago, by Tim Stone
Brazil’s Bolsonaro says staying at Blair House (across from the White House) is “an honor bestowed on very few heads of state.” It is actually the standard lodging for visiting heads of state. https://twitter.com/jairbolsonaro/status/1107375923735732224
I hereby declare @Yuuki the visiting head of Texas.
@Yuuki I'll join you as soon as TSA asks me for my Facebook profile as a mandatory question. "None" "Put this guy on the no-fly list, obvious terrorist"
 
Andrew Cuomo was super jazzed to talk about Kirsten Gillibrand and Beto O’Rourke this morning.
 
5:45 PM
I have a natural aversion to Texas being in the news because it’s always bad news, and Beto really doesn’t help my anxiety.
 
5:57 PM
lol he is always standing on tables, bars, counters, things of that nature
 
uhhhhhhhhh
 
@Yuuki That's some pretty consistent wind direction.
 
@MBraedley Yeah, it's pretty consistently saying "F--k @Yuuki in particular".
 
The city's bait & switch: 1) Sweep your camp. 2) Send you to a homeless shelter that can't accept you or is already full. 3) Now you're back on the street, without your tent. Troll's Knoll: N 36th-38th St, between Linden Ave N and Whitman Ave N https://twitter.com/BRRNSeattle/status/1107149350642212868
lsdfhgjlkdhfgjkl
 
@Unionhawk :(
> New art from NASA imagines a rosy but unrealistic future of canines on the distant planet. To be clear, NASA’s ambitious plans for missions to the moon and Mars do not [formally] include dogs. (At least, none that the public knows about. If you’re a member of a top-secret program to groom doggonauts, please contact me.)
 
6:21 PM
@Yuuki Wow
 
Donna Brazile has uh…joined on as a Fox News contributor?
 
yep
 
6:43 PM
@TimStone @Unionhawk Boeing's internal assessment of MCAS:
> Failed to account for how the system could reset itself each time a pilot responded, thereby missing the potential impact of the system repeatedly pushing the airplane’s nose downward.
Assessed a failure of the system as one level below “catastrophic.” But even that “hazardous” danger level should have precluded activation of the system based on input from a single sensor—and yet that’s how it was designed.
Perspective from another pilot:
> However, apparently there have been more than 350 MAX aircraft put into service in the last two years. I have read that worldwide the MAX has flown more than 70,000 flights. In short, if the MCAS system was flawed to the point that the 737 MAX was inherently dangerous to fly, it seems to me that pilots, NASA, FAA, and the airlines would have been screaming at Boeing long before the Lion Air crash.
> Last, the hair on my neck has been standing up since I heard news of the Ethiopian First Officer’s lack of experience. [JF note: the Captain on the Ethiopian flight was highly experienced, but the reportedly the First Officer, the pilot sitting in the right-hand seat, has only 200 hours total flying time, which is hardly any at all.]
That said:
Mar 14 at 22:15, by Mad Scientist
And I would certainly say if a feature is so unintuitive that two separate crews get confused enough to crash the plane, there has to be something wrong with it
> In 1968 Boeing modified the flight control system (stability augmentation system, as I recall) for half the B-52 fleet. Each crew was briefed and given classroom training, but despite the effort, it was still possible to be assigned later to fly an airplane without notice which had the new system installed, and some confusion to be experienced. One of the aircrew reports you quoted echoed, 50 years later, the same complaint.

The fault, in my opinion, lies with the airlines involved and their associated training. Flight positions are coveted, nobody in one wants to rock the boat and adm
> The Max versions of the 737 could/should be considered a different type aircraft which would require the type rating for that specific model, not just the basic 737.
 
Indeed, though doing that would have taken away from why the 737 MAX exists to begin with, so that's how we got here
 
Good point
So how we got here vs what to do now question, well said
> An asset of the air-travel culture: its striking safety-consciousness, compared even with the medical realm. Assessments of how many people die from outright error or “iaotrogenic causes”—maladies that come from simply being in a hospital—vary widely, but some estimates are very large. An article that quotes a John Hopkins study saying it could be 250,000 fatalities per year, or more, is here. If that were true, it would be equivalent to several fully-loaded airliners crashing every day.
> If one assumes that we are all imperfect actors, yet we are tasked to not fail, then there are ways of addressing that. That is how the entire aerospace industry is organized. It is just assumed that everyone involved has a 5% error rate, yet the operation as a whole requires a 0.0001% error rate.
> I was struck by the taken for granted assumption that this airplane was not really a new plane for pilots because the technology was the same. Yet, the interactional space—the cockpit design, the gauges, the additional representational media that was added, etc.—was considerably different.
> “Boeing’s design deficiency [JF note: having the MCAS rely on a single data source, the “angle of attack” indicator, without backup or comparative sensors] sets up the need for pilot training on how to overcome it.
> One new aspect of this plane was that it had a design deficiency. Knowing not only what a technology does and doesn't do, but most importantly, what it is poorly designed to do and not do, is essential to a user's successful interaction with a technical system.
> In the aerospace industry, pilots will need and are trained to work around predictable, inevitable errors and failures in other parts of the system.
> You may be aware of the concept of articulation work … the know-how that humans bring to operating technology, including work arounds. Pilots routinely take for granted that their performance must include learning about design flaws and training to work around them.

[JF note: Yes indeed. A huge part of training, for various certificates and ratings, and for regular proficiency checks, is devoted to “What if this goes wrong?” scenarios. What if the engine fails right after takeoff? What if you have to land when all the plane’s electricity, which powers its instruments, has gone out? What
> As I’m sure you know from the documents that Boeing has shared with the FAA, MCAS is “supposed” to function only during manual flight phases, with a clean configuration and autopilot off. And it’s clear that many pilots are now aware of this as well—viz: the pilot in the first ASRS report you cited, who stated, “I mentioned I would engage autopilot sooner than usual (I generally hand fly to at least above 10,000 ft.) to remove the possible MCAS threat.” Clearly this pilot was aware that engaging AP should, allegedly at least, disable MCAS.
> “Where does this leave us?” indeed. I quote messages like these both to indicate the depth and sophistication of the process the aviation world is going through right now—not to mention, the seriousness and sophistication of professional pilots—but also to indicate that it may be a long time until these questions are understood and resolved.
 
7:16 PM
they should have just bought the optional "aoa disagree indicator" software package
smh
(how the fuck was that an optional package)
 
The issue is that the computer was only taking input from one of the sensors, not comparing the two
 
That, I believe, is the function of the AOA DISAGREE light, but I may be misunderstanding
like, "stall protection is active, but you may want to double check and override that because we may be wrong"
 
@Unionhawk Yes, you are correct, and additional training should have been provided for when AOA Disagree is lit and the plane is trying to pitch down (the training boiling down to "flip these switches to OFF").
 
 
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8:26 PM
Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officers https://on.wcnc.com/2VXPlaj
 
@GodEmperorDune ... huh?
 
@GodEmperorDune Note: for those wondering, this is mainly a protest law filed by 5 female legislators as a "control the male body" law
 
ah this is a hyperbolic bill designed to parody all the "control womens' genitals as antiabortion measures" bills
 
It's making a point, there is no intention to actually make it law
 
Oh, I see.
 
8:29 PM
It also only applies to men over 55
 
I remember reading something about this sort of thing a couple of months ago, I'm guessing that was the announcement of their plans?
 
I think it might be a different instance of the same sort of thing
 
@GodEmperorDune It shows how used to this sort of thing I am as an American that I see this and go "Ah, normal" but I see NZ's lightning quick gun action and go "Ah, how wonderful"
Like, in America parody gets written up but actual policy doesn't and it's just what we expect.
I'm happy that Green New Deal exists and it's not even a bill that you can put forward, it's like a vision statement.
 
@Yuuki the article says there is a plan to put together some "testicular control" bills along the same purposes
@puzzlepiece87 i mean its a literal bill, just a clickbait bill that was never designed to be implemented
 
@GodEmperorDune Right, that's what I mean. I'm contrasting that with Green New Deal that is vitally important and may be written up but AFAIK right now is not in bill form. But yes, that's exactly what I mean by "parody gets written up"
 
8:43 PM
 
I am happy with Bernie Sanders for generally putting his ideas in bill form so they are actually ready to go and serve as a committee starting point should the political winds change enough to allow passage of the ideas.
 
@puzzlepiece87 drafting the specifics of a green new deal might take literally a decade
taking obamacare as a recent example, the bill took something close to 2 years to be put together and still had a ton of stuff for the executive branch to figure out details later
green new deal touches way more than just the health insurance industry and if democrats are smart they would put stuff in there so that future republican admins can't just go "yeah nope we're not doing anything, text was unclear, sue us" like the trump admin did with obamacare
also we have existing climate change bills, the house passed cap and trade legislation almost 10 years ago and it never went for a vote in the senate
we have the clean power plan thing that trump admin scrapped even though it was pretty much done already
 
@GodEmperorDune That's the advantage of a Bernie-style bill though, you're talking about something that gets passed, I'm just talking about a baseline bill where the only committee it has to pass is your own mind.
I'd rather have a concrete "well if this had the votes we could pass it today even though it doesn't" thing because of how urgent it is. We absolutely do not have a decade.
I understand that in America we literally cannot conceive of an ultra-important measure being passed in time periods not resembling a decade and we can conceive of sperm control parody bills being put before a legislature or whatever.
I'm taking a moment to appreciate the oft-pointed out fact that to people from around the world, those specific circumstances are mind-boggling.
(Other countries obviously have their own dysfunctions, I'm just taking a moment to marvel, again, at America's specific dysfunctions in light of what NZ did in the past 48 hours or whatever)
 
@puzzlepiece87 how is drafting a bill that does not have anywhere near the votes required to pass any different than drafting a bill for the headlines that also would never have the votes to pass?
 
@puzzlepiece87 I feel like you're ignoring the difference in scale between banning one type of weapon in a country that doesn't have to deal with the 2nd Amendment and a comprehensive climate policy reform bill
 
9:04 PM
@GodEmperorDune It depends on what you think a functional legislature ideally does. To me, a functional legislature ideally passes laws for the good of the country/state, but American legislatures increasingly don't. So I appreciate when our legislators take the time to write up bills for that purpose, even if they're just model bills because they don't have the votes to pass.
To me, I understand the purpose of the parody bill, I'm just appreciating the difference between a country where that is routine and people understand it and it's not weird vs a different country where that may not be true.
And remembering that, even though I feel powerless to change the situation substantially, that theoretically things don't have to be this way in America either.
It gives me a tiny bit of hope that other places aren't like this - hopefully in the future we can have more functional legislatures.
 
i agree with you that our national legislature is not functional. I disagree that "model bills" are functionally different from bills designed to grab headlines. Both types are designed to generically "raise awareness" and more specifically, help the sponsors fundraise or improve their political brand
 
@GodEmperorDune One difference for me is that model bills can and do turn into real bills - a darker version would be when Net Neutrality opponents at the state legislative level put forth bills directly as received from ISP lobbyists/donors. In addition, having anchors is a well-established, effective technique in negotiation.
Model bills certainly do help with fundraising and political branding though.
Even Obamacare arguably came from model bills from the Heritage Foundation and Massachusetts.
 
 
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11:28 PM
So anyway, this is happening.
cc @TimStone veins
 
lmao
 

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