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1:14 AM
@lila OK but James Bond and Jason Bourne are two different fictional characters
One is a classic, sassy, womanizing smartass and the other is a traumatized war veteran in an experimental program that keeps being dragged into spy things and parkour
 
@M.A.R. Oooh groooooooan... yes, that's exactly the point! That is why it is funny, or at least supposed to be funny! Why aren't you laughing?!?!?!?! :D
 
Owwwwkay Adds Polish humor to humor that needs investigation
 
:D
On the message where this joke appears I specifically added "way to trigger movie fans for sure"!
 
Aha like that. I missed that.
Kinda like Spock missed the Death Star and they had to enter it to explode it
 
Haha yes exactly, or like in the Harry Potter series Gandalf says "use the force, Picard"!
 
1:24 AM
Harry is such an idiot, can't even throw the ring into lava all by himself
 
Even when he has the high ground
 
Okay but he was corrupted by the dark side of force, namely Vulcans :D
 
Yeah, during the shadow wars, when they were fighting the chigs
 
 
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Q: How should we deal with a family member who has basically occupied our one apartment (one-roomer) and won't cooperate?

user33881To give you the full details of the entire context, I'd have to type out an epic novel the length of The Lord of the Rings, so this is obviously a very condensed summary. I hope it will suffice to give meaningful feedback on a very frustrating and downright scary situation. I'm a male in my mid-3...

 
 
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2:34 PM
hi
 
 
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4:12 PM
Thank you for the helpful link! — Scruffy 2 mins ago
#26959 Scruffy (21 rep) | A: What is the proper etiquette for when someone you're not very close with is dealing with a terminally ill family member? (score: 2) | posted 30 hours ago by OldPadawan (20149 rep) | edited 30 hours ago by OldPadawan (20149 rep) | Toxicity 0.022673244 | t
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6:14 PM
hai
 
haai!
(fun fact: haai is the Dutch word for shark :P )
(another one: hoi/hooi > hooi being the Dutch for hay.)
 
o/
 
@Tinkeringbell hai hoi means loud noise in Persian
 
6:33 PM
Well that's an apt description for any kind of greeting, to be honest ;)
 
hai hoi
 
7:00 PM
I think it works even better when using caps lock...
HAI HOI
 
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Q: De-escalating perceived conflicts against spouse without "taking the other side"

coolerheadsMy spouse recently wanted to know some details about an airbnb reservation my mother had made, which we will be sharing later this year. We are looking for a neutral reading of/reaction to the exchange. My spouse and I have formulated this post together. In my opinion, this is a (partially) wr...

 

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