@lila But more importantly, how to influence friends?

@M.A.R. "But I thought we were friends" might be manipulative enough..

Takes notes

I need you to go notice my past three dozen posts on SE sites and upvote them for being so high quality

It's just a token of our friendship

Worth 360 rep

We're not friends, so that makes it easy to skip this :D

<awkwardly silent>

@Tinkeringbell <ₓ)-))><

Dead fish? :D

@M.A.R. I REFUSE

@Mithical Har! You have no power here

Literally untrue

It will be -17 °C tonight where I live (for those of you unfamiliar with Celsius scale, -17 °C is 256 K).

My city is currently 1st most air polluted city in the WORLD with AQI of 365 :/ it's ridiculous.

And yesterday the air quality was said to be "good" with an icon of happy smiling face, today it is said to be "hazardous" with an icon of gas mask on the face :( :( :(