Back in the ONE Standard environment, I saw lots and lots of players use Armored Scrapgorger. I almost never played removal on it, except to clear a path for an attack. Now I get why this is wrong.
You live, you learn.
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Hence "bolt the bird", even though neither Lightning Bolt nor Birds of Paradise have been Standard-legal for over a decade.
It took me over a year of playing Magic to understand what "bolt the bird" means and why it matters. I'm dumb.
