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10:31
@cmw To avoid sidetracking the comments here: I, too, expect a good answer to come from Plautus or his colleagues. I just wanted to push the OP to include their own thinking in full. They appear to know the Romance phrases but decided not to share them, and that I find counterproductive.
 
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12:19
@JoonasIlmavirta Oh! I see what you're saying. I missed that.
12:54
@cmw My wording was pretty indirect, but I didn't want to phrase it in terms of anything too negative at first.
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13:09
It's fair. I just didn't put two and two together.
 
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21:34
I ended up closing the question, especially in light of the other comment and all the votes. The question looks promising to me, but its presentation needs some work.

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