The Bridge

> "I grew up on the street. No, not the hood, the Sesame Street."

spugsley

@MBraedley :O Oh no! My birthday isn't special in Canada

Chippies

@spugsley what do you mean? It's the international spugsley day, how is that not special?!

spugsley

11:11 PM

@Chippies :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

11:22 PM

GAAAAAAAAAHHHH My leftovers just caught fire in the microwave.

I...that's not how you reheat something in the microwave.

Lazers

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Q: What am I doing wrong?

Running minecraft 1.8.3, forge's latest version, I've switched between java 7/8 because I've read that it won't work. Tried locating META-INF but I can't seem to find that file anywhere. Previously with these same versions it was loading the game after signing in but with the three basic mods t...

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz O.o

@TimStone Was in there less than 45 seconds too

What happened? O_o

11:27 PM

@MBraedley My roomate had this exact idea like one month ago

@TimStone I don't know, I just started hearing sizzling noises and turned around to see my leftover fried wonton blackening and the plastic from the take-out tray melting under it.

Then after I threw it in the garbage, a minute later the smoke alarm started going off

Your microwave may be a mislabeled fusion reactor.

@TimStone Well, NASA is right up the road.

That our your wontons had a lot of trace metal in them, but I hope not.

"I Interrupted Anime Twitter Cybersex Roleplay as Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer" (Yes, this is as NSFW - and as strange - as it sounds.)

@TimStone the other 10 wontons from the bag that I had reheated previously did not catch fire.

11:34 PM

Well that's good at least

Matt Giltaji

@LessPop_MoreFizz wat

> For those who are unfamiliar, Bar Rescue is essentially Kitchen Nightmares, but with bars and clubs instead of restaurants. It is the greatest show on TV. Jon Taffer is like if Gordon Ramsay was from New York and gesticulated wildly about a hundred times more often. He is my hero.

> For the similarly uninitiated, anime cybersex roleplay consists of people pretending to be anime characters, often with supernatural powers, and acting out explicit sex scenarios on Twitter. The worlds of anime cybersex roleplay and Bar Rescue are rarely combined

Matt Giltaji

i read it and stand by my initial "wat"

user15026

.....

user15026

Can we not?

Matt Giltaji

11:37 PM

crap, my pillars crew just got jumped

Q: CS:GO : Set timer and player count

Huh, I gave $159.11 to charity last year. Of which I'm technically only allowed to claim $50.

Lazers

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I saw this stream of this guy Timer (place where you have time is and the players pictures shows)and it was not up it was down on the screen , can i have the command to do it pls ?

counter-strike-go

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz While I appreciate you put an NSFW label on this....is this really something that needs to be posted here?

@LessPop_MoreFizz how did he even find these threads, is what I want to know

That's a good question. Even after reluctantly admitting to yourself that something like that is sure to exist on Twitter, Twitter's search is still god-awful.

11:43 PM

@AshleyNunn Need? No, but in general, the Bridge is a place for reasonably casual chatter and the sharing of things that people find amusing; if you don't, don't click? The site in question is Gawker, it's not a url that's going to set off flags in it's own right, and the content is labeled quite clearly.

user15026

People will use anything on the internet for porn related purposes.

@GnomeSlice They're pretty clearly using a set of common hashtags to find each other.

> Challenge: Show and explain this story to your grandparents.

Ha

@LessPop_MoreFizz oh, good point

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz sigh Fine. Whatever.

@LessPop_MoreFizz That never works for me

user15026

11:45 PM

@GnomeSlice Not gonna lie, that's kinda the point I am trying to make - it isn't something that would be acceptable if other people posted it.

user15026

:)

Whatever, I think the link is hilarious.

Lazers

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Q: Terraria ps4 all items map

I really want to see all items map, I don't know how to get it.I don't think I have the right stuff to install it. If someone has the all items map can I please see it, and let me gear up.

terraria-console

Woo! Almost $1200 tax refund!

user15026

@MBraedley Very nice :)

11:46 PM

@GnomeSlice hint: playboy dot com is a url that will set off flags in it's own right, and labelling of content right from the start rather than when you get called on it makes a big difference. Also, I've said repeatedly that I think you are held to an unrealistic and elevated standard by some people, and I think that that is the problem.

user15026

I still need to get a couple things for mine. Did manage a tax form out of the bitcoin folks, so that makes it marginally easier.

@MBraedley Grats on having given a large interest free loan to the government! :P

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I disagree with a lot of this.

spugsley

@LessPop_MoreFizz :/ the problem is that certain people are treated differently than others.

it's always been that way here

@spugsley Right. And I'd argue that the treatment of gnome is too harsh, not the other way around.

11:47 PM

can we just talk about Jon Taffer interrupting twitter cybersex instead of how I'm treated in the bridge for one night

@LessPop_MoreFizz A loan that I am forced to give.

user15026

@GnomeSlice I'd rather not have the discussion about cybersex, or about you

@MBraedley adjust your withholdings!

@LessPop_MoreFizz That's hard to do. In Canada, withholdings can't easily be adjusted for RRSP contributions.

@AshleyNunn I've got to admit, I'm kind of surprised they had their shit in order sufficiently to provide this.

11:50 PM

In other news, Trevor Noah is pretty funny.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I gave an even larger one to PA because no one informed me that my company randomly withheld my state taxes. Fun times.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz They didn't, I demanded an ROE, they won't give one, I demanded a phone number and address, and I think realizing that Service Canada may well contact them for details of my employment to process my EI claim scared her

user15026

So she took a week to give me the form

Maybe because I don't really follow comedians, but I haven't seen a comedian that doesn't resort to lots of cursing in awhile.

@AshleyNunn Good for you!

11:51 PM

@Yuuki It's definitely because you don't really follow comedians.

user15026

@Frank I was like "well if you can't give me hte ROE, you need to give me this, this and this" and she was like "why, I don't give that info to just anyone" and I was like "because the government" and suddenly I got a "oh, only use this for that, nothing else ever, don't tell anyone you have my info, here's a T4A"

user15026

which helps for taxes, at least

user15026

EI is still a complicated mess

@AshleyNunn Yeah, it's going to be fun.

Worst comes to worst, you could always use the address on your pay stub.

> nothing else ever, don't tell anyone you have my info

user15026

11:52 PM

@Frank I think I might just take everything I have in terms of "hey I did things" to Service Canada and see if I can't sort it out

user15026

@Yuuki oh yes, I know, it's special

But any company who won't give you an ROE is warning bells.

user15026

@Frank Pay stub? hahahahahah my invoices have no address

ಠ_ಠ

user15026

@Frank I was a contractor so they don't have to

user15026

11:53 PM

Or something

Yowch.

user15026

I am so far screwed it is not funny

@AshleyNunn Depending on how mean you want to be, you could bring all this info to Service Canada, and see what they say about it.

They might take it up with that "company", as I suspect they're dodging taxes or something.

user15026

@Frank I am going to have to, to prove I worked there

user15026

It's going to be so fun

11:54 PM

@AshleyNunn No doubt.

user15026

I am just hoping I can figure something out

user15026

because, well.

I suspect you will have at least a little bit of schadenfreude if they manage to ding your bitcoin company.

user15026

Rent needs to be paid, cat needs to be fed, savings are only going to go so far.

Well, I'm not submitting my taxes just yet, but it's nice to have them all but done.

user15026

11:55 PM

@Frank Well, I'll happily watch that from afar.

user15026

@MBraedley It's always nice to know your ducks are in a row, as it were

@AshleyNunn It seems like I didn't get my CRA online account completely set up last year, and I want to make sure I have direct deposit set up and ready to go.

user15026

@MBraedley Yeah, the direct deposit is nice. I set that up a while back, and it is nice that my Trillium money and my HST rebate jsut appear in my bank account :)

Chippies

@LessPop_MoreFizz you didn't add water, did you?