The Bridge

Chippies

7:00 PM

@AshleyNunn blah, silly itunes and apples

user15026

@Chippies I know, right? knowing I wont have to deal with it just about ever anymore delights me

Yuuki

Chippies

there was a time when I wanted an ipod, but then I did some research and found out that itunes is mandatory and how horrible everything is and I never wanted one again

Matt Giltaji

@Yuuki wut

Yuuki

cc @Unionhawk

Matt Giltaji

7:03 PM

@Chippies itunes has me addicted to smart playlists

Chippies

@MattGiltaji I usually just play all my songs on shuffle and use skip track liberally

I also don't have a portable mp3 player (I use my 4kg laptop for long drives in the car as an mp3 player through car speakers)

user15026

@Chippies me too, which is why my skip forward button being broken was a no go

Rapitor

@OrigamiRobot looks like you'll have to turn stuff off if you want to shooty shooty

Origami Robot

@Rapitor FSD, Scoop, and Hatch are all lowest priority

Rapitor

would that be enough?

Origami Robot

7:10 PM

Yes

You can use the checkboxes

Sterno

Jeff has an ITG for us

> (Also, if you can find and screenshot the specific Beagle Bros program that I'm thinking of here, I'd be very grateful: there's a free CODE Keyboard with your name on it.)

He should have asked on Lifehacks

Sepia Lazers

0

Q: Flag on deleted answer still pending

I was just reviewing my flag summary when i came across this. It seems like the answer and the user was deleted, (probably causing the flag to disappear from the review queue) Link on the flag:Valentine's Day version of Angry Birds? Looks like a bug to me ;)

murgatroid99

@Sterno that's not a game

Origami Robot

Everything is a game if you make it one

Yuuki

7:29 PM

Now that's adorable.

Lazers

0

Q: Do the different outfits do anything?

In Options -> Wardrobe there are 7 different outfits I can use. Do any of these give some sort of bonus or something special?

dojo-quest

0

Q: How to unlock the Cherry Blossom and Rave Queen outfits?

I managed to beat the dragon twice during a run but Cherry Blossom and Rave Queen are still locked in the Wardrobe. I noticed that as I beat levels the screen would notify me of unlocking a new outfit. When those stopped happening, I assumed I unlocked all 7, but that is not the case. How can ...

dojo-quest

Batophobia

7:53 PM

Humble Bundle for rogue-like fans

Yuuki

@Batophobia Something something rant about "roguelike" something blah.

Batophobia

@Yuuki I liked Delver, haven't tried the others though

user15026

@Batophobia Road not Taken is awesome

Yuuki

@Batophobia I don't know anything about the games, I just have a problem with the term "roguelike". A problem that I've ranted about far too much so I don't bother with it.

Frank

I have too much to play and do already.

Fluttershy

7:57 PM

Oh man... All of the NCAA March Madness brackets are all kinds of screwed up after today I think.

Frank

So, really, very few games get bought now.

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy Was there an upset?

Batophobia

@Yuuki Just start referring to all FPS games as "doom-like"

Origami Robot

@Yuuki At least that some kind of descriptive. INDIE IS NOT A GENRE PEOPLE

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Yeah it is, just like AAA is a genre!

Chippies

8:03 PM

An indie-like AAA-like Rogue-like like-like game-like

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobot Two so far. No. 14 Georgia St. beat No. 3 Baylor, and Iowa State lost to Alabama - Birmingham.

Yuuki

@Chippies Switch the places for game-like with like-like.

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy Take that, smartypantses!

Chippies

@Yuuki no-like

Yuuki

Chippies

8:06 PM

@Yuuki is that a fossilized butthole?

5

Yuuki

@Chippies Close enough.

Fluttershy

Likelikes are the worst.

Like Like? Like-like?

Origami Robot

@Fluttershy No, Peahats are worse.

I was so scared of them when i played OoT

Rapitor

I'm glad likelikes havent made appearances in the newer zeldas, they'd be way too terrifying

Lazers

0

Q: How can you get your character to stop speaking?

I've started a new character in Guild Wars 2. Occasionally, at seemingly random times, it will say something like "A little help here" or "Never waste a corpse". Just speaking out loud to itself, it seems. Is there a way to get the character to stop speaking?

guild-wars-2

0

Q: How do I design an efficient exit from a large one-way road?

I decided to try out sandbox mode to be able to experiment a bit more. This meant that my first residential district was quite a bit larger than usual as I had access to high-density zones from the start. This lead to the traffic situation in the following image (click on it for a larger image)...

cities-skylines

Wipqozn

8:10 PM

BOOOOOO

I wonder if questions about Zelda monsters would be on-topic on Paranormal.SE

Rapitor

@Wipqozn fuck those things. "oh what's this neat looking flower thi- OH GOD IT'S DEATH"

Origami Robot

Juts walking along in Hyrule Field. Suddenly, PEAHATS OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

murgatroid99

@Wipqozn As long as you pretend they're real

GnomeSlice

@Wipqozn No.

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice What's the difference between a ghost, a vampire, a psychic, and a Peahat as it applies to topicality on Paranormal.SE?

GnomeSlice

8:17 PM

peahats have a page on the zelda wiki

Yuuki

@GnomeSlice Pretty sure ghosts have a page on the Zelda wiki too.

GnomeSlice

k

Rapitor

@Yuuki poes

Yuuki

How are we supposed delineate things that are 1) "real", 2) "paranormal", and 3) everything else?

Simply put, what's "paranormal"?

Frank

@Yuuki Whatever kenorb says it is, obviously.

Rapitor

8:20 PM

paranormal is literally "beside" normal

para-

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

Hunting and Fishing

Proposed Q&A site for expert hunters, fishers, outfitters and other supporting occupations in the hobbies of hunting and fishing.

Currently in definition.

Frank

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment The Great Outdoors?

Rapitor

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Can I ask about Cabella games

Yuuki

> supporting occupations

Are gunsmithing questions on-topic?

Origami Robot

@Yuuki While it's not a clearly defined area by any means, it's pretty obvious what he means by "paranormall" and you all seem to be going out of your way to not understand.

LessPop_MoreFizz

8:23 PM

HI CHAT

Yuuki

> not clearly defined area by any means
> pretty obvious what he means

Origami Robot

Hrm, I'd go to a paranormall.

@Yuuki Yes, I know what I said.

badp

user15026

@badp o/O

badp

also, ERRERRERR

Origami Robot

8:26 PM

How many people truly believe in psychics and ghosts as compared to vampires and werewolves?

Paranormal != supernatural in what he wants for the site

badp

*physics

Rapitor

@OrigamiRobot is that the point of argument?

badp

Physics and magnets: do they work?

Rapitor

i don't follow it.. but i thought it was pretty obvious

Origami Robot

@Rapitor When people are complaining that he says werewolves are not on-topic because they aren't real, yes.

Rapitor

8:28 PM

@OrigamiRobot they aren't paranormal, so yeah, they'd be off topic on a paranormalsite

Origami Robot

11 mins ago, by Yuuki

@GnomeSlice What's the difference between a ghost, a vampire, a psychic, and a Peahat as it applies to topicality on Paranormal.SE?

You're obviously not the one my statements were intended for then :P

badp

> With Windows 10, although non-Genuine PCs may be able to upgrade to Windows 10, the upgrade will not change the genuine state of the license. Non-Genuine Windows is not published by Microsoft. It is not properly licensed, or supported by Microsoft or a trusted partner. If a device was considered non-genuine or mislicensed prior to the upgrade, that device will continue to be considered non-genuine or mislicensed after the upgrade.

Yuuki

Then you should've replied with "it has to do with how many people truly believe in <insert phenomenon>" than a thinly-veiled "it's pretty obvious, moron".

Rapitor

paranormal is ghosts and spiritual things mainly, but dabbles in psychic and alien stuff. werewolves and vampires are super natural

Yuuki

@Rapitor The thing is, psychic stuff is on-topic, according to his discussion post.

So not supernatural.

Also, aliens.

Origami Robot

8:31 PM

I don't know where you got "moron", but I did says the words "it's pretty obvious"

Sterno

I don't think people were so much complaining about werewolves being off-topic, as much as his reason being "Because no one here has stepped up and said they're an expert on werewolves"

Rapitor

@Yuuki right, as that's ok

Origami Robot

@Yuuki Psychics are not supernatural

Yuuki

@Rapitor Ah, phasing.

Origami Robot

Phasing!

MadMAxJr

8:32 PM

Paranormal, the site for extraordinary, supernatural, and spell-like abilities. No wait that's RPG.SE...

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot But there have been psychics on Supernatural!

I wonder if this season is any good. My DVR decided not to record any of it.

Origami Robot

Yuuki

Also, he mentions cryptozoology as on-topic.

So Nessie's okay but not Dracula?

MadMAxJr

Augh, Phasing. So glad that went away.

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot I'm glad they got rid of phasing

Origami Robot

8:33 PM

Yes, it's very confusing.

Not as bad as banding, but still

murgatroid99

It makes sense once you understand the rules, but it doesn't really work like anything else in magic

Yuuki

Wait!

> and also links to the following other topics:

Cryptozoology,
Ghost (Yūrei),
New Age,
Occult,
Out-of-body experience (OOBE),
Psionics,
Psychic,
SUPERNATURAL

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot banding isn't actually that bad

Yuuki

So, supernatural's off-topic but also not off-topic?

Sterno

We need LiteraryErotica.SE

Origami Robot

8:35 PM

@murgatroid99 It's pretty bad. Mainly because players can't see a reason why it's ever useful.

MadMAxJr

Paranormal... Paranormal is covered on many Sci-Fi topics. There is a Sci-Fi TV channel on cable. Sci-Fi includes wrestling. Wrestling has a character known as the Undertaker. The Undertaker is an undead wizard with a hooded cult. Wrestlers are paranormal.

Origami Robot

Because it's often not.

Yuuki

@OrigamiRobot So, from what I remember of Magic, flying monsters can only be countered by flying monsters.

Is that the same thing with phasing?

Phasing monsters can only be countered by phasing monsters?

murgatroid99

@OrigamiRobot It changes who chooses damage assignment order. It's true that that's often useless, but you could do some interesting stuff with it

MadMAxJr

There's an ability to block flying without being a flyer.

Origami Robot

8:36 PM

@Yuuki Countered is the wrong word for the thing you mean, but yes typically

Matt Giltaji

@Yuuki it is in d&d

Batophobia

@Sterno 50ShadesOfStackExchange

murgatroid99

@Yuuki no, that would be shadow

And no, phasing is a completely different thing

Sterno

@Batophobia almost

try one more time

murgatroid99

Basically, the creature only exists every other turn

Matt Giltaji

8:37 PM

@Sterno #alwayswait2minutes

GnomeSlice

Mar 13 at 2:33, by GnomeSlice

you can find a lot of weird shit from that paranormal proposal

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 So it can only be... blocked(?) every other turn?

Origami Robot

And anything that was attached to the creature also phases in/out with it

Sterno

@MadMAxJr I don't know if any Sci-Fi channels on cable.

All I know of is a SyFy channel

murgatroid99

@Yuuki No, it can only interact with the game at all every other turn

Origami Robot

8:37 PM

And it's still on the battlefield, but it's also not. Because reasons

Sterno

SIFFY

GnomeSlice

like this

John Chang - Mo Pai Nei Kung

►

or this

Message to Humanity by the Pleiadians 2015

►

Yuuki

> fake paid psychologists

MadMAxJr

@Sterno That one, that claims to be science fiction oriented. The one that focuses on the serious threat of sharks.

Yuuki

Man, it must suck to be a fake unpaid psychologist.

Sterno

8:39 PM

@MadMAxJr Thanks for reminding me. With Spring upon us, I must be wary of Sharknados

MadMAxJr

My logic is full of holes but I stand behind Wrestling = Paranormal

murgatroid99

@Yuuki What if it's your job to be a fake unpaid psychologist?

Origami Robot

What if your passion is fake unpaid psychology?

MadMAxJr

Paranormal Q:Since wizards are present in wrestling, has magic ever been used to finish a match?

Origami Robot

Probably pretty nice then

Yuuki

8:41 PM

@OrigamiRobot Passion doesn't pay the bills, man!

Lazers

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Q: Foreigner son-in-law went on a killing spree, then formed a militia just to stand around for awhile... did I miss something?

I'm working through my first, long-term play-through after dozens (or, if I'm being honest, hundreds) of short attempts to figure out the mechanics. I'm finally getting into where some weird stuff is happening and I feel like I missed out on something. I'm playing as a West African count in Oua...

crusader-kings-2

Origami Robot

So?

murgatroid99

@Yuuki Maybe their job is being a paid fake psychologist

Origami Robot

Being an unpaid fake psychologist doesn't mean they aren't a paid something else

Sterno

I guess it's important to flag half hour old messages

3

MadMAxJr

8:42 PM

Paid /werewolf/.

Origami Robot

@Sterno What was flagged?

Sterno

37 mins ago, by Chippies

@Yuuki is that a fossilized butthole?

Origami Robot

You should quote it so it might be flagged again

Sterno

And something else too, I think, but I missed the other one

murgatroid99

I only saw that one get flagged

twice

Sterno

8:44 PM

Oh

If it's really bothering someone I can room owner abuse and clear the stars

But I mean, have you been in The Bridge before?

MadMAxJr

Delete all the stars. Then the questions. Then the users.

murgatroid99

@Lazers Crusader Kings 2 is really the new source of hilarious questions

Lazers

0

Q: Clash of clans questions needed answered

Why when i upgraded my clan castle b4 war from holding 15 troops to holding 20 my war clan castle still says 15 troops not 20 my clan castle was done upgrading before war started !! It says at my regular village it holds 20 but war base is saying 15 troops why ?? Needed for war please help, all o...

clash-of-clans

murgatroid99

@Lazers and Clash of Clans is the new Minecraft

Matt Giltaji

@murgatroid99 minecraft never had a liam neeson commercial

MadMAxJr

8:49 PM

I have a particular set of redstone blocks...

murgatroid99

@MattGiltaji I mean the quality of the questions. I know basically nothing else about it

Matt Giltaji

@murgatroid99 it is a mobile game that feels the need to pay for tv commercials. nuff said

murgatroid99

Apparently, it attracts the kind of people who need two exclamation points to say something, but can't be bothered to write out the word "before"

MadMAxJr

Lock them in a room with the minecraft logdumps.

Matt Giltaji

@murgatroid99 why ??

MadMAxJr

8:52 PM

50/50 chance they will post a new question after 15 minutes, "I still need help with this."

Add additional !!??!!## to taste

murgatroid99

I'm just baffled by people who take the time to ask a question, but don't take the time to make it coherent.

MadMAxJr

That would largely be the younger generations.

Yuuki

cc @Unionhawk

Origami Robot

@Yuuki Hey, you're not that much older than him, IIRC

murgatroid99

@MadMAxJr who counts as the "younger generations?"

Yuuki

8:57 PM

@OrigamiRobot No, I'm not.

MadMAxJr

<personal opinion>There's a growing generation of very entitled types, "ITS BROKE, FIX IT. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT" combined with internet exposure at younger and younger ages, on increasingly mobile devices with simplified interfaces. My theory is that there's a growing number of people who just want to scream 'FIX IT' over actually trying anything or looking things up.</personal opinion> You may begin waving torches and pitchforks at me now.

Matt Giltaji

@Yuuki yay, physics

murgatroid99

@MadMAxJr This is an opinion every generation ever has had (approximately) regarding the next generation

MadMAxJr

Have the times changed? NO IT IS THE CHILDREN WHO ARE WRONG.

Matt Giltaji

@MadMAxJr i think socrates wrote some similar thing about young people ruining the world his generation left them

Yuuki

9:01 PM

@MadMAxJr My theory: the amount of people yelling "FIX IT, FIX IT, FIX IT" is exactly the same. The Internet just makes it easier to see them.

MadMAxJr

@Yuuki <sarcastic humor> glare THEN CLOSE THE INTERNET GATES. </sh>

murgatroid99

@MadMAxJr There's a great sequence of quotes that I can't find at the moment about how new technology makes people less able to communicate. The earliest ones date back to the 1800s

Yuuki

While this joke has been heard over and over again, I do like this reply:

> But the statistician would know that the sample size from the shots is too small to analyze and would not butcher statistical quality.

djsmiley2k

soooooooo

had 20min interview today

MadMAxJr

@murgatroid99 You summarized my point better than I with just that line, thank you.

djsmiley2k

9:03 PM

they leave, have a ciggy break

come back 'unoffially we are offering you the role'

Yuuki

'Unfortunately, the notion of marriage which prevails ... at the present time ... regards the institution as simply a convenient arrangement or formal contract ... This disregard of the sanctity of marriage and contempt for its restrictions is one of the most alarming tendencies of the present age.' --John Harvey Kellogg, Ladies' guide in health and disease (1883)

Wow, that is long.

murgatroid99

@Yuuki thank you

@MadMAxJr The point is that it's not true

If our ability to communicate had been declining steadily for over 140 years, things would be different

Yuuki

@murgatroid99 What if the rate of change is super, super low?

MadMAxJr

For me, before we had all of this, I had to write a letter to Nintendo Power. Since I knew that took time, I had to explain in depth what I was trying to do in Final Fantasy 2 (4J) to beat Evil Wall. So that I'd get a good answer, I had to explain what I had done so far.

Matt Giltaji

@djsmiley2k weird that they had a cig break while you were still there, but congrats on the result

murgatroid99

9:05 PM

@Yuuki Then people shouldn't be able to notice it on a year-to-year basis

Yuuki

Well, then I guess the previous generation wouldn't really be all that dissimilar to the next.

djsmiley2k

it was so they could discuss, and come back to me sooner @MattGiltaji -- they did ask if that was ok

MadMAxJr

Now we have Gaming.SE "How do I beat Evil Wall [Final-fantasy-2]" "Dude, cast slow on the thing."

djsmiley2k

it was really like an informal chat

Matt Giltaji

@djsmiley2k really cool then

murgatroid99

9:06 PM

@MadMAxJr There were probably people who wrote letters like that. They just wouldn't have been published

Matt Giltaji

what is the job?

djsmiley2k

yup

IT Operations Engineer

MadMAxJr

My letter wasn't published, but I did get a typed reply!

djsmiley2k

haha 'generic' is the best way of discribing it -- i'm not even sure exactly what I'll be dsoing :D

other than 'fix things'

which is fine by me :)

Matt Giltaji

@djsmiley2k yay, welcome to helpdesk

murgatroid99

9:07 PM

@MadMAxJr My point is that poorly-asked questions weren't invented in the last couple of decades

djsmiley2k

hehe not quite helpdesk, done that before

MadMAxJr

TLDR; April Fools should indicate that Gaming.SE only accepts snail-mail questions.

djsmiley2k

it's more a case of 'welcome to shouting at developers for downing the entire platform, again!"

MadMAxJr

Valid point.

Frank

@Lazers I cleaned it up, but I have no idea if I missed anything. I don't play it.

MadMAxJr

9:08 PM

We have instructions and guidelines on the site that say how to write a good question, just seems that we have people in certain topic areas who don't care to read them.

Matt Giltaji

@MadMAxJr every se site has that issue and thinks they are the only ones

murgatroid99

And, I think it's worth posting the actual Socrates quote:

> Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.

MadMAxJr

So to get better content we either educate the users or CULL THE POPULATION OF THE BAD ASKERS. Ahem.

Yeah I'm just being snarky cause I'm tired of flagging minecraft logdumps. Don't mind me.

GnomeSlice

Does anybody want to play a game

or just chat or something

Matt Giltaji

@GnomeSlice that's what we are doing, eh?

GnomeSlice

9:11 PM

I suppose.

Matt Giltaji

so how did disemboweling the bus go?

GnomeSlice

??

HA

Lazers

0

Q: How many times can I attempt to open the Whisper-locked box from Fallen London?

There is a storylet in Fallen London that will provide a whisper-locked box for "my next Captain". Is this a once-only bonus, or would it unlock a Starting Ambition that I could pick any number of times? (I thought it would only work once, so I've been afraid to connect my account until I thoug...

sunless-sea

Matt Giltaji

yesterday, by GnomeSlice

Brb disemboweling bus

MadMAxJr

How do you taunt the bus so that it exposes the soft underbelly for that?

Frank

9:17 PM

Spam

(The link is what throws it over the line)

MadMAxJr

Frank, you get a shiny Lisa Frank rainbow tiger sticker for trying to save that Clash of Clans question.

GnomeSlice

maiovvi.bandcamp.com/album/the-divine-invasion-ep

I need this

Powerlord

One fun thing about being on the events committee where I work... I just spent 20 minutes washing dishes.

And getting paid for it.

and not minimum wage.

That and I spent more than half my day on things that aren't boring project things

Lazers

9:50 PM

0

Q: Does every trader set a different value per each item?

I want to sell items, and I wonder if items have different values per trader or per any zone of the map. I'm playing Baldur's Gate 1, using the Easytutu mod.

baldurs-gate baldurs-gate-tutu

Arperum

@Powerlord I got payed today for 1 hour of monster hunter, multiple hours of waiting for my boss to buy some thing, and then writing 3 lines of javascript and maybe 10-15 lines of css. That's the endresult of the whole day.

user15026

I got paid for nothing today

Yuuki

@Frank So apparently Licorice and Reina are actually the same person.

Lazers

10:05 PM

0

Q: Why do I keep having 0 archers at my disposal?

In my capital, I have 0/30 archers, and it has been this way for some time. Other numbers change, this one remains constant. Why could that be?

crusader-kings-2

Yuuki

After trying the demo, I don't think I like Azure Striker Gunvolt.

Or at least I don't like the demo.

Powerlord

pokes Maven

wtf was that huge wait you just did during the copy-resources phase?

120000 milliseconds is two minutes and that bugs me in a phase that should just be copying files

Ktash

Been a while since I used maven, but I used to experience weird moments like that. Usually they didn't repeat themselves though

Matt Giltaji

@AshleyNunn is this a cupcakes reference?

user15026

@MattGiltaji Well, that and the truth (because I am still off work)

user15026

10:19 PM

but hey I have cupcakes

user15026

someone tell me they aren't for dinner

Lazers

0

Q: What has changed between black 1 + 2?

I've got all the games from diamond on and really enjoyed black, but it seems too similar. Should I get it and what are the differences.

pokemon-bw2

Powerlord

@Lazers Well, for one, it's Orange now.

Matt Giltaji

@AshleyNunn they aren't for dinner

user15026

@MattGiltaji thank you

user15026

10:21 PM

I am trying to be a responsible adult

user15026

and I do have tasty dinnerfoods

Powerlord

@AshleyNunn Cupcakes are for PinkiePie, silly AshleyNunn.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn I don't see why not.

Powerlord

Pinkie Pie Cupcake Song

►

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz Because I haven't really eaten real food today and feel like I should

Powerlord

10:22 PM

It's nearly 6:30pm and I'm still at work.

wtf

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Do cupcakes contain (dubious) nutrients and calories? Yes they do.

That is the definition of real food, no?

Powerlord

Do cupcakes contain bacon?

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz truuuuuuue

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn they are for dessert

user15026

@Powerlord They can but these don't

Yuuki

10:23 PM

Let's just say this demo does a horrible job of demonstrating mechanics.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Food

Food is any substance consumed to provide nutritional support for the body. It is usually of plant or animal origin, and contains essential nutrients, such as fats, proteins, vitamins, or minerals. The substance is ingested by an organism and assimilated by the organism's cells to provide energy, maintain life, or stimulate growth. Historically, people secured food through two methods: hunting and gathering, and agriculture. Today, most of the food energy required by the ever increasing population of the world is supplied by the food industry. Food safety and food security are monitored by agencies...

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden So healthy people food first.

Powerlord

Anyway, now that I know this works, I should be going home.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz You're helping!

LessPop_MoreFizz

Clearly, by this definition a cupcake is food.

Kevin van der Velden

10:23 PM

@AshleyNunn and then cupcakes, lots of cupcakes

LessPop_MoreFizz

As to whether the Cupcake is Real, that is an ontological dilemma which only you can solve.

Powerlord

I also can't forget I need to pick up a few salad dressings for tomorrow as I somehow became the defacto owner of the "we still have food left after today's potluck, so lets meet for lunch again tomorrow" thing.

Kevin van der Velden

I should probably eat more than a pear for dinner huh

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I know they are real, they are in my fridge and have fondant unicorns/rainbows/SE diamonds on them

GnomeSlice

I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force

user15026

10:24 PM

I just haven't eaten any yet

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn But are they REAL? What is Reality anyway? etc. etc. etc.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz My brain still can't handle that sort of deep thought

user15026

although it is getting better, in general :D

murgatroid99

@LessPop_MoreFizz Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

Matt Giltaji

@GnomeSlice carl is the best

LessPop_MoreFizz

10:27 PM

@murgatroid99 blame @AshleyNunn she said she wanted real food, but she claims to have cupcakes and that they do not meet that criteria. We have established that cupcakes are food, therefore, either the cupcakes are not real, or @AshleyNunn can eat cupcakes right now.

GnomeSlice

@MattGiltaji get outta my freakin' pool

Lazers

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Q: How closely does Pokemon Ranger/MD follow main game format?

I have finished tge main pokemon series but the afore metioned games seem really different... How do they match the main game and do I need to get the first in the series to progress?

pokemon-series

GnomeSlice

The Best Of Carl - Volume 1

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murgatroid99

@LessPop_MoreFizz I was mostly just referencing the common solipsism joke

GnomeSlice

> I dunno if it's science or nothin, but somehow, it knows

Matt Giltaji

10:30 PM

@GnomeSlice i am lolling so hard right now

Ben

Sup chat

GnomeSlice

> Just say Smith again it don't matter. None of this matters.

user15026

@Chippies Now that I've finally got to using the mp3 player, I love it.

GnomeSlice

Oh God Handbanana

Ben

Qvestion... would I be better off speculation about my PC issues here, or on Super user chat?

Matt Giltaji

10:35 PM

@GnomeSlice so awkward

murgatroid99

@Ben Why not Super User?

Ben

Cos I like you guys better :3

Yuuki

The smell of lychees is the best.

murgatroid99

@Ben I mean the site

Ben

And the fact is, as of now, it's a speculative issue, not a definite problem.

GnomeSlice

10:36 PM

> hoh man, I got so... arrested. That night.

Yuuki

@Ben (blushes) Oh you...

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Ben

@murgatroid99 I think I know what the problem might be...

Making that instantly low quality in one way or another.

Matt Giltaji

oh mc pee pants

murgatroid99

@Ben I don't know what that means. Are you talking about the problem or the cause of the problem?

Ben

Well I think the easiest way to explain would be to explain.

GnomeSlice

10:38 PM

> I like candy, bubble gum and ta~ DAMNIT

Matt Giltaji

aww, they left off the tire iron bit

Yuuki

@Ben Knowing the answer to your question doesn't make it a low-quality question.

murgatroid99

@Yuuki not knowing the answer to your question also doesn't make it low-quality

Yuuki

Basically, the answer to your question has very little to do with its quality.

Frank

@Yuuki Yeah, I figured it was just a localization thing.

GnomeSlice

10:39 PM

Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1: Melon Shakers

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Yuuki

@Frank Well, still probably not going to court Reina, but for a different reason this time.

djsmiley2k

hmmm I need some perl experts

Frank

@Yuuki Not gonna let her cheat on you with you? :P

djsmiley2k

who won't shout at me for being dumb D:

Ben

What I think the issue is, is one of our office PC's has intermittent issues dealing with previewing PDF's in the preview pane of the file explorer. After (x) amount of time, the memory will build up slowly but surely, until it's sitting at roughly 95% of capacity, and it can't do anything

Yuuki

10:40 PM

@Frank Got it in one.

GnomeSlice

> I told you not to drink! I should not have bought you them drinks.

Yuuki

But also because romancing the same person in different games when you're a different character in each game is just weird.

Ben

Making me believe it might be a memory leak somewhere

Yuuki

And somewhat stale.

Ben

@Yuuki Knowing the answer doesn't have anything to do with it... I don't know what the problem is

I think I do, but that's irrelevant

murgatroid99

10:42 PM

@Ben This is what I was trying to say before. You just described what the problem is. You don't know what the cause is

Ben

Hm. OK that's fair enough. Sorry... I'm just having my first morning coffee as we speak :P

GnomeSlice

Zelda: Ocarina of Time & Skyward Sword - "Zelda's Lullaby" - Jillian Aversa Vocal Arrangement

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Is there an extensive enough repository of Hylian to actually make this accurate?

LessPop_MoreFizz

Life Ain't Easy For A Basketball Player Named Fuck

Yes, that is really his name. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck.

Ben

@GnomeSlice I have to ask, are you attempting to speak in quotes and posts?

...I feel like there's a hidden message here somewhere

user15026

@GnomeSlice as a spoken thing? not at all

GnomeSlice

10:46 PM

Didn't think so

user15026

@GnomeSlice From the description: "This orchestral arrangement features two themes from two of my favorite games ever, Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Zelda: Skyward Sword! Since the Skyward Sword "Ballad of the Goddess" theme is actually "Zelda's Lullaby" in reverse, we thought it would sound awesome to combine them. The fantasy lyrics are written in "Hylian" - though the language doesn't actually exist, I did my best to make them sound authentic based on all the existing Zelda lore out there."

user15026

So she just kinda smashed sounds together

Ben

@AshleyNunn Why did I just picture some one smashing a toaster against an iron?

Yuuki

Wind Waker theme played on Ocarina of Time 3D

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Matt Giltaji

> Fuck's coming for you, Canada.

Ben

10:52 PM

@MattGiltaji What's Canada got to do with it?

Yuuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz So if he signs onto a team and they refuse to trade him the next season, I'm gonna put money down that the headline will be "<Team> Doesn't Give a Fuck".

Matt Giltaji

> Fuck averaged 18 and 10 this season on his way to being named to the all-Canadian team, and is preparing to lead his Rattlers into the CCAA tournament.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Yuuki won't happen. He's not good enough to go pro I don't think.

Lazers

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Q: My ps3 controllers died?

It has been some months since i've turned my playstation 3 on. Today, when i turned it on with my controllers, it didn't work. I thought "hey, the battery surely ran out", so i tried to charge them but they don't seem to be charging at all. Could it be that they're officially weight papers by now?