The Bridge

user15026

3:00 PM

@MBraedley I'd be really surprised if it wasn't though

Also @AshleyNunn: If you are just installing software you can install the 32 bit version on 64 bit os-es no problem, it just won't be able to use all the memory

No. 7892142

@MBraedley Huh, how could it not be?

Kevin van der Velden

@No.7892142 uuh

If it's a 32 bit CPU, or a 16 bit CPU

The past did exist you know

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden Yeah, that I remember, I just figure if I can do the thing, I might as well do it right :)

No. 7892142

...with a 64bit OS?

Kevin van der Velden

3:01 PM

We didn't start with 64 bit octacores =p

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden Or an 8 bit CPU

MBraedley

@No.7892142 more specifically, 64-bit OS implies 64-bit CPU, but 32-bit OS does not imply 32-bit CPU

Kevin van der Velden

That

No. 7892142

@MBraedley Precisely.

fredley

A 64 bit OS can run on 32 bit hardware, but you have to emulate it, and that would be slow as.

No. 7892142

3:02 PM

@MBraedley Ahh, now I understand the statement after re-reading. I thought you implied some sort of 64 bit OS on 32 bit CPU shenanigans.

MadMAxJr

Bridge, morning good.

fredley

@MadMAxJr Lies, morning bad.

Serverfrog

Any docker tips from you

Unionhawk

7 hours ago, by Unionhawk

inb4 the rest of the bridge

Yuuki

Monday morning is bad because Last Week Tonight makes me depressed about the world.

Unionhawk

3:06 PM

yes I posted it at 4am what of it

Yuuki

@Unionhawk inb4 "not starred, didn't exist".

@Unionhawk not starred, didn't exist.

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk inb4. GET BACK TO THE PAPER @UNI =p

MBraedley

Dear Facebook: if you're going to give me a notification about a friend's birthday, and that friend lives in Australia, make sure you send the notification when it's actually their birthday in their local timezone.

Yuuki

@KevinvanderVelden GET BACK TO THE PAPER @UNI =p

user15026

@MBraedley Oh that's just silly why would you want that

Kevin van der Velden

3:08 PM

@MBraedley aah timezones

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn what do you mean? Don't send me notifications a midnight? My phone is silent then.

Unionhawk

What even

No. 7892142

@Unionhawk Good stuff. Can't find the comic that started it all.

5pike

> $25,000

HOW?

No. 7892142

5pike

3:10 PM

You know what? I don't even care...

Lazers

0

Q: Create a GTA V crew with a sub account?

So I was on the Rockstar website and I created a crew and linked my PS4 account. So I went onto GTA V and I hit crew in the online section, then it said "based on the information provided you are not elidgible to access this option." Does anybody know how to get past that? Or do I need to be ran...

grand-theft-auto-5

user15026

@MBraedley I meant it more sarcastically

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn on the internet, no one can hear your sarcasm

Unionhawk

I mean, all they need is Matthew Inman to endorse it and it'll make millions (I still don't know why people throw that man so much money)

user15026

Okay, I can't figure out that Inkscape thing, going to go back to copy/pasting/remaking

MBraedley

3:13 PM

Also, Facebook app, how do you not have my friends list cached? That seems like something obvious to do.

@AshleyNunn I find the learning curve on drawing apps is either very shallow, or very steep. And with the easy apps, I find they aren't always powerful.

user15026

@MBraedley Since I just want to futz about with PDF's, I don't really want to take the time to figure this thing out. My system works, it is just slow

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah, I personally would not advise inkscape for PDF, it is at it's heart a drawing program, not a text program

(Though I have no experience with editing PDFs in it)

Unionhawk

Well, decision made, not being considered at the one company. OH WELL

It would have been 45 minutes+ or finding housing here anyway

shrug

Rapitor

@Unionhawk that's the spirit

Unionhawk

NO MY PAPER IS NOT DONE IT IS ALMOST THERE I THINK

STOP ASKING

Rapitor

3:21 PM

@uni pls

Unionhawk

I'm glad I held onto this offer, and I'm glad I went to the career fair to get it

So, I mean

Incidentally this means I will be working at least indirectly with my mom, so that's going to be weird

user15026

I hate the job apps that are "copy and paste your resume" because damn it I have a REALLY PRETTY LaTeX resume and it looks SO GOOD as a PDF

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn heh

A lot of the ones I've done are like "We will import linkedin!" and I'm like "skeptical @Uni is skeptical" and upload one anyway

Kevin van der Velden

@AshleyNunn LaTeX resumes are the best

I need to update mine soon

Arperum

@Unionhawk We're not asking, we know it's not done yet, so GET OUT and work!

Unionhawk

3:26 PM

I've got like 20 minutes to write 1 page. Plenty of time! #famouslastwords

This is all @OrigamiRobot's fault somehow

Arperum

@Unionhawk WRITE HARDER.

You are forgetting that you still have to reread all of it.

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden It is just so pretty and nice and it is SO easy to update and just yes

MadMAxJr

Thank you for submitting your .DOC resume. Our automatic scanner has butchered it and prepopulated it for our form. Please review and correct the form. Thank you for submitting that. Now attach a copy of your .doc (PLEASE NO .DOCX FORMATS) for submission.

Unionhawk

Slave Driver

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@Arperum lolnope

This is a completion grade, please

Arperum

@Unionhawk No clue what that means.

US school system is weird.

Kevin van der Velden

3:29 PM

@Arperum "You handed something in that loosely fit the requirements? Done!"

I'm assuming from the words

Unionhawk

@Arperum As in if I do it I don't lose points on things, it's more of a "were any of you fucks paying attention" assignment

At least, it seems that way

user15026

@MadMAxJr yep

MadMAxJr

Please list your COMPLETE job history..... Alright, there's all my part time jobs clear back to... high school.... Submit ERROR Submit at least one MANAGER reference contact and TWO employee references per job

But uuuhh. One of those isn't even in business anymore. REFERENCES PLEASE OR NO SUBMIT

user15026

@MadMAxJr A lot of things have stopped asking for references

user15026

Which is good because a lot of my jobs won't give them

MadMAxJr

3:32 PM

Yeah. That's increasing rapidly

Frank

@AshleyNunn Or if they will, all you get is a, "Yes, they worked for us."

Kevin van der Velden

I don't think giving references is a dutch thing

Frank

Since if they bash you, you can sue the company.

user15026

@Frank My current job can't even do that

Frank

@AshleyNunn Really? That's shitty.

MadMAxJr

3:33 PM

"I cannot speak to you, you will need to contact HR." HR will verify worked from X to Y date.

user15026

@Frank Considering they cut my contract short by a month, I am not expecting anything nice out of them at all

MadMAxJr

The other question they will /sometimes/ answer is "Is X person eligible to work again for you in the future?"

Frank

@AshleyNunn No doubt.

user15026

@MadMAxJr Doesn't work for me, because I was a contract employee and thus HR has no idea I exist

MadMAxJr

I got let go a month early too on contract, then my agent left the agency. So the agency HR has to answer and they have trouble remembering I worked for them.

Kevin van der Velden

3:34 PM

@AshleyNunn huh, is that even allowed? As in, it seems clear that they did it because you had to go to the hospital

user15026

@KevinvanderVelden oh no, they tossed out every contract employee

user15026

so it's not just me

Kevin van der Velden

Aah ok

Well

Frank

@MadMAxJr That's quite often why I don't use my manager as a reference. Quite often, they don't even know what I do.