The Bridge

RedRiderX

12:06 AM

spugsley

Oh Hoarders, thank you so much for making my house feel so clean

Unionhawk

I'm pretty sure that's why that show exists

MBraedley

12:25 AM

@spugsley You did a taping of Hoarders? When will it be on?

spugsley

@MBraedley :O

MBraedley

@spugsley Not quite the reaction I was going for, but it'll do

user15026

12:46 AM

6 hours? SIX HOURS? Chapters, why the heck does it take you up to SIX HOURS for you to send me an email telling me what I just bought and how I paid for it?

user15026

and no discernable place to look up my order history online? The hell is this?

SaintWacko

Hello, Bridge

spugsley

HALLO

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn disasterpeace.com/album/monsters-ate-my-birthday-cake-ost

user15026

@GnomeSlice Oh, neat

GnomeSlice

12:55 AM

That is a lot of tracks.

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn Oh, you think that's bad? I'm lucky if I get an iTunes receipt within a day. Digital comics bought through Google: a second or two. Music through iTunes: at least 12 hours.

user15026

@MBraedley Oh god I bought stuff on iTunes the other day and then forgot and was SO confused when they emailed me late the next day - for a brief second i was like oh shit did someone steal my info

GnomeSlice

@MBraedley iTunes ಠ_ಠ

Has it gotten that bad?

I haven't bought anything from there in years.

Except apps I guess.

Although can't remember the last time I bought an app either.

MBraedley

I only use iTunes for music that I can't get elsewhere, since I've finally given up on physical. And also apps for my iPad.

But looking through my iTunes receipts, I have found a total of one instance where the email came the same day as the purchase, although it was a somewhat random sample.

spugsley

guys, who feels like having a weird discussion with me?

Lazers

1:05 AM

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Q: What causes Joker to become a ghost?

Randomly, Joker, in the Joker's Carnival DLC combat challenge stage, will become unhittable. He'll still move as though...

batman-arkham-city

user15026

@spugsley sweetie, you know I am always game

spugsley

@AshleyNunn okay. I've been thinking about nipples

6

like in a religious way

okay so

God supposedly created man first, right?

why did he give man nipples? They are basically useless for men. So why would he create them on man first so that women could have them and then lactate?

I think I had too much caffeine today

SaintWacko

@spugsley They break up the monotony of the male chest

FAE

@spugsley they're only useless if you're not creative enough

MBraedley

@spugsley I never thought of that. The belly button thing, yeah, but not the nipples.

spugsley

1:07 AM

@FAE hahahahahaha this is why I love you

MBraedley

@IanPugsley Your wife is going to do weird things to your nipples tonight. Just warning you.

FAE

@spugsley God also made nipple clamps, just sayin'.

spugsley

@FAE BAHAHAHAHAHA

@MBraedley I know! If you subscribe to creationism, how do you explain nipples?

user15026

@FAE Amen to that

user15026

@FAE I'll be in my bunk.

user15026

1:09 AM

@spugsley I seriously want to ask a pastor I know if there is reasoning.

user15026

Because I didn't think about it but now I am

spugsley

@AshleyNunn lol please do and please tell me when you find out

user15026

@spugsley It helps that I know various people well versed (haha) in theology.

user15026

wonders how inappropriate of a facebook post that would be

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I'm totally putting it on twitter

FAE

1:12 AM

@AshleyNunn Teehee.

user15026

@FAE grins

user15026

OH MAN

Lazers

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Q: Am I going to regret looting all this stuff?

Playing a mage in Dragon Age Origin, I notice that in the mage castle there are potions and lyrium dust everywhere, mostly in various chests and dressers, sparkling lootwise ala WOW. I have been just vacuuming this stuff up, but am I "stealing it"? Do I have like some alignment rating that sinkin...

dragon-age-origins

user15026

I don't know how I went from nipple clamps to this but I get my tattoo TOMORROW

user15026

OMG

spugsley

1:12 AM

@AshleyNunn YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MBraedley

The Creation of Adam

The Creation of Adam is a fresco painting by Michelangelo, forming part of the Sistine Chapel ceiling, painted circa 1511–1512. It illustrates the Biblical creation narrative from the Book of Genesis in which God breathes life into Adam, the first man. The fresco is part of a complex iconographic scheme and is chronologically the fourth in the series of panels depicting episodes from Genesis. It is the most well-known of the Sistine Chapel fresco panels, and its fame as a piece of art is rivaled only by the Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci. The image of the near-touching hands of God and Adam has...

Huh, I was about to lambast Michelangelo for giving Adam a belly button in that painting, but it may have actually been intentional.

spugsley

OOOOOO_____________OOOOOOOOOOOO

omg I just learned a thing

this documentary is so fucking good

oh and it's not about nipples

user15026

@spugsley What did you learn?

stizzle84

1:29 AM

Hello bridge

@ashley nunn i heard getting a tatoo hurts bad

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn ...?

stizzle84

Gnomeslice hay dude

FAE

@AshleyNunn Yaaaaaaaaay! :D

GnomeSlice

Hey.

Fluttershy

Hi.

GnomeSlice

1:34 AM

Can't really chat much, I have to do some reading

stizzle84

Y did u choose gnomeslice as your name

FEichinger

Well, chat is also "reading".

GnomeSlice

I dunno, I just liked it.

@FEichinger Not that kind of reading.

FEichinger

Of course, if you aren't reading chat, that might explain a lot.

stizzle84

Cool

GnomeSlice

1:34 AM

I have course reading for my security training

This first chapter is all shit about computer security

there's like laws and subsections and shit

I doubt they seriously expect anybody to remember all of this

stizzle84

Law school?

GnomeSlice

Not quite.

I got a job at a security company.

And I just starting my training today.

There's a lot of material to learn.

stizzle84

-SMIRKS- 8D

GnomeSlice

?

stizzle84

Gnomeslice have u ever been tazed

spugsley

1:37 AM

@AshleyNunn that there is no mention of hell in the old testament O_o

GnomeSlice

@stizzle84 lol no

stizzle84

Do u want to be

GnomeSlice

I don't think anybody wants to be tazed.

FEichinger

@spugsley That's a matter of definition.

spugsley

@FEichinger yeah there's mention of punishment and something called Shaele

but not 'hell' hell

stizzle84

1:39 AM

Well to bad!!!!! U have to get tazed and pepper sprayed boom!!!

FEichinger

@spugsley Well, there's no literal mention of hell in the new testament either.

stizzle84

Hmmph

spugsley

@FEichinger not in early translations, no but it's been added in

or at least that's what I thought

Lazers

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Q: Does a lower Shifta/Deband overwrite a higher one?

When someone buffed the team with Shifta and Deband level 20, and now someone else casts both buffs as level 10, do the higher buffs get overwritten by the lower ones? And what about the reverse case: Does a higher buff overwrite a lower buff? (I assume the answer would also apply for Zalure an...

phantasy-star-online

FEichinger

@spugsley Yes, it's translated as such.

Ktash

1:40 AM

@spugsley Sorry to spoil the fun, but men can lactate

spugsley

@FEichinger I suppose that's true for Old and New nowadays.

stizzle84

@gnome?

spugsley

@Ktash it's not common though

GnomeSlice

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FEichinger

@spugsley Kinda, yeah. Which is really the problem. Many of these things are errors in translation, or misinterpretations.

spugsley

1:41 AM

@FEichinger that's my thought too. I used to be super biblical but eh, not anymore

stizzle84

What the fuck is that in his head!!!

GnomeSlice

Lol watch it

It's a kosher sausage or something

FEichinger

@spugsley Well, you shouldn't trust translations too much either way.

GnomeSlice

@spugsley maybe god just really like nipples on the woman so he added them to the man after

stizzle84

Y the hell does he have a sausage on his forehead

GnomeSlice

1:43 AM

@stizzle84 Watch it and see. It still doesn't make a lot of sense though.

Ktash

Certainly not. But, theoretically, it can happen. So it isn't technically not a hole. But I wouldn't count on a creationist to know that lol

stizzle84

And hes pretty much naked

Ktash

Creationists don't often read scientific publications

stizzle84

U can kind of see his privits

Suck my duck!!!

spugsley

@Ktash fair enough haha

stizzle84

1:44 AM

I saw tht on a funny vine

Man,do u wunnu tuch my duck,girl oohh

FAE

G'night all

stizzle84

Night

Ktash

> Britney Spears Responds To Katy Perry's Denim Outfit Homage At The VMAs

StrixVaria

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Ktash

Go home journalism, you're done

GnomeSlice

1:51 AM

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user15026

@spugsley Aye, not in the traditional sense. (I actually had a long talk with my pastor about this over spaghetti once)

spugsley

@AshleyNunn that sounds lovely. It was news to me. Really intresting. I recommend Hellbound on Netflix. So, so good

GnomeSlice

@spugsley ...Really?

I've never really read the bible outside of readings in church, but that's pretty interesting.

FEichinger

The closest to a mention of 'hell' you're getting anywhere in the bible is a poor translation of Gehenna, or interpretations of Sheol and Hades.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice Yeah. It's pretty crazy. I didn't realize the Jewish faith has different ideas about the afterlife than other sects

user15026

2:00 AM

@FEichinger Yep. :) Which are not hell as we are taught, most of that is Dante's Inferno stuff.

user15026

@spugsley That it does :)

spugsley

@FEichinger yeah! And I just learned that Gehenna is a real place they used as a graveyard about 20 miles south of Jerusalem

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Well, the Christian 'hell' tends to be a combination of the three.

user15026

@FEichinger This depends on the denomination and interpretation a lot.

FEichinger

Definitely. Lutherans don't really agree with the notion of hell at all.

user15026

2:03 AM

@FEichinger Progressive Mennonites have a "lets not talk about the thing okay? okay." perspective :P

user15026

@spugsley y u not on steam I need to flail with delight

FEichinger

And then you have the Catholics that will send you to the harshest interpretation of Hades for the slightest of deviations.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I'll get on now :D

user15026

@FEichinger Oh yes.

StrixVaria

Baby's first bath status: disaster. You only have one hand to do anything, since the other is constantly occupied with making sure she doesn't instantly plunge her face into the water and drown. I got so much water on me I look like I took a bath in my clothes. And the crying :(

FEichinger

2:06 AM

@StrixVaria Could be worse. Could be a cat.

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