The Bridge

@Arperum I live on the second floor (for definitions of "second floor" meaning "There's a second, mezzanine, first, and ground floor, so, basically, the 4th floor")

fredley

@Unionhawk Your building is the worst

Unionhawk

2:33 PM

@fredley Even better, the M and G levels don't exist throughout the building. Neither do 1, 3, or 4.

2 is the only continuous floor

fredley

@Unionhawk Only sensible thing to do: burn it down

Kevin van der Velden

1 min ago, by fredley

@Unionhawk Your building is the worst

Unionhawk

@fredley It's a maze

Arperum

14 secs ago, by Kevin van der Velden

1 min ago, by fredley

@Unionhawk Your building is the worst

Unionhawk

And I think it's the longest dorm building ever

Arperum

2:33 PM

@Unionhawk I retract my statement. Mazes are awesome.

fredley

weeeee, I got the light to blink!!!!

Yay code!

Unionhawk

Wheeeeee

5pike

@fredley \o/

fredley

@5pike Next I'll make it post a disapproval face to Bridge when I press the button

Try doing that in C

5pike

That reminds me, that I have an arduino at home, but never really did anything with it.

Unionhawk

2:35 PM

Wait, what the shit?

I'm so confused

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley sure, I'll just make it act like a USB keyboard to the computer and send the proper keys

Unionhawk

> [Putin] congratulated me and asked if everything was OK in Russia and I congratulated him on (Russian speedskater) Olga Graf, of course, for her third place (in the 3,000 meters). He was happy to see me, but then he had to leave again. But I cuddled him

Wat

???????

??

Yuki

@Unionhawk Apparently, Russia and the Netherlands are on a lot better terms now.

Unionhawk

@Yuki Apparently

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden So you end up with masses of cruft anyway?

Lazers

2:38 PM

0

Q: Imperial assignments and rewards disappearing

Is anyone else experiencing: 1) finishing an imp assignment, and the assignment is auto-replaced with a new one, but the reward doesn't appear? 2) stockpiling unneeded imperial resources ahead of time, but they seem to disappear when you periodically check your inventory? Is so, then I'm not goin...

tiny-death-star

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley uuh no, actually depending on the micro controller it'd just be the micro controller and proper code

Frank

And the Lightning Strikes event is complete! cc @Fluttershy

fredley

@KevinvanderVelden depending on the microcontroller

Kevin van der Velden

@fredley well specifically the board it's on

I think teensys don't need anything special to act as a keyboard

Private Pansy

Tara Strong AMA: reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1xgf2x/…

Powerlord

2:45 PM

@PrivatePansy Some of those are funny.

> "How rigorous was the training to go from Tara Weak to Tara Strong?" "It was called getting married."

Lazers

0

Q: Equivalent to filter?

I'm playing FTB direwolf20 and I'm setting up a storage-system with a router and some barrels. I've watched plenty of tutorials on how to do this efficiently, but they all use a filter (from RedPower 2) to pull out stacks of items (instead of pulling items one-by-one). The problem is that my ve...

minecraft minecraft-feed-the-beast

0

Q: How do I Counter-Break combos

Killer instinct allows you to counter a combo-breaker by breaking the breaker (yup) to continue your combo, but to do this you must hit a certain button/perform a certain move and then your character feints. What is the command? Does each character have a different one?

killer-instinct-2013

Yuki

Foxes are shopkeepers in Bravely Default. Apparently, the answer to "What does the fox say?" is "1000pg for that Mythril Sword."

Frank

My Lightning clone.

Sconibulus

@Yuki And then when you actually buy it for that price rather than haggling "Wapowpowpowpowpow!"

Yuki

@Sconibulus Sadly, I think they were finishing up the port for Bravely Default before Ylvis became a thing.

Sconibulus

2:53 PM

it just happens off screen

Yuki

> how did you get voice actor?

Sigh...

Martin Sojka

@Frank Wrong hair colour, I think. Which game or poser tool?

Frank

@MartinSojka FF14.

Finished the Lightning Strikes event.

That's my character in the Lightning gear.

Yuki

> We're going to see a film come out in a few years about the trials and tribulations of a young female voice actor, portrayed by Bruce Willis in the greatest method acting performance ever.
> Bruce Willis is Tara Strong.

Krazer

@Frank you need to unlock the aesthetician and get that hair made over~

StrixVaria

2:59 PM

@Yuki Does Bravely Default have a stupid difficulty spike like FFIV?

Yuki

@StrixVaria So far, I haven't seen anything.

Frank

@Krazer I understand that's a patch 2.1 thing; is that out?

And if so, how do I unlock the aesthetician?

Yuki

If anything, Normal is a bit too easy.

StrixVaria

Seriously, if I train in the hardest previous area, nothing has a chance of killing me, but if I go to the next area, every encounter has two enemies that can instakill 3/4 of my party.

Yuki

I just half-lifed one of the bosses with a crit on a special attack.

Krazer

3:00 PM

@Frank been out for a while, go to the drowning wench to start it

Yuki

@StrixVaria Haven't run into anything like that so far.

StrixVaria

Good.

It's stupid.

Yuki

Granted, I'm not playing on the highest difficulty (I never do for my first playthrough).

StrixVaria

Debating whether it's even worth continuing playing.

FFIV doesn't have difficulty settings as far as I know.

Yuki

Oh, the special attack system is really cool.

Lazers

3:02 PM

0

Q: 8% Damage = Defeat?

I was recently attacked and my attacker only used 14 archers, doing only 8% damage to my town, however, it is listed as a defeat. Is this possible? My town hall was destroyed. Does anyone know if your town hall gets destroyed do you automatically get a defeat? Thanks.

clash-of-clans

Yuki

As you build up your town, you get access to all these special attack modifiers that you can equip in your menu screen.

And then, when you do certain things in battle, you can do special attacks.

Which, depending on what modifiers you have equipped, can do all sorts of things.

StrixVaria

You build up a town in Bravely Default?

Does this game have everything I like in an RPG?

Yuki

@StrixVaria Quite possibly.

StrixVaria

I'll leave it at the end of my queue to keep the incentive up to finish the other games.

Yuki

For example, the Sword special attack requires you to use Brave. After a certain number of Brave uses, you can use the Sword special attack which typically does some damage and buffs your party with increased physical attack power.

Each weapon type has its own way of unlocking the special attack for use.

Katanas require Defaulting, which is good since Katanas are often used by Swordmasters who focus on countering.

Bows require hitting weak points, which Rangers specialize in.

So on and so forth.

kalina

3:06 PM

I have just done something I'm going to regret

It's dirty

ugly dirty filthy ewww

0

Q: Are there any alternatives to Flappy Bird?

Flappy bird was a side scrolling game released for iOS and Android in which you controlled a bird flying across the screen by tapping on the screen to make the bird move up the screen. This game has since been removed from the iOS app store and from Google Play. The specific features that I'...

android game

FEichinger

@kalina REEEEEEP WHOOOOOOORE

kalina

it's not a public site, there is no rep whoring involved

when it goes public it will be badge whoring though

5pike

@kalina Get ready for CLONES!

StrixVaria

@Yuki I need this game.

kalina

get ready for downvotes and close votes, more like

Yuki

3:07 PM

@StrixVaria It's really nice. And so far, I have not needed the Bravely Second mechanic at all.

5pike

@kalina that too, but someone will answer with a clone

Yuki

Which, I think I mentioned before, is the micro-transaction part of this game.

So, it's absolutely completely optional. At least so far.

kalina

@5pike you know how I react to negatively voted content, though

5pike

@kalina You remove it ASAP?

kalina

Attempt to.

I wonder, would it be considered cross posting if I got a collection of the best game recommendations in the history of Arqade and posted them on Software Recs as test questions

fredley

3:12 PM

Woo, my board is now morse coding with its LED

StrixVaria

@Yuki Let me know again when you finish the game.

FEichinger

@kalina It's generally frowned upon.

kalina

@FEichinger they're all deleted on Arqade though, due to them being off topic

GnomeSlice

shinyloot.com

hah

5pike

Ah never mind, it didn't really fit

FEichinger

3:13 PM

@5pike Not really, no.

At this point she's more like a knight in battered armor that gets a bit of polish every other day ...

@kalina Well those are usually fine.

Yuki

2

GnomeSlice

@Yuki Email the fire department.

►

FEichinger

@Yuki Fire extinguishers cause fires! They're always there when there's a fire!

French Fries!

5pike

@FEichinger There's another thing that would fit, but I can't find it.

Kevin van der Velden

@FEichinger those look like the least appetizing french fries ever

FEichinger

3:18 PM

Wraps!

5pike

> OP, in all seriousness, is there official documentation of these awards?

FEichinger

@5pike At this point, I'm considering it more of a title theme anyway.

Lazers

0

Q: How deep down is the jungle temple?

Im looking for the jungle temple in Terraria. I've not had much luck yet, but I figured I'd make a lot of hellevators and I'd soon bump into it, but I'm not sure how deep down it is. Any ideas? Also, does anyone have a better method of finding it other than hellevators?

terraria

5pike

@FEichinger Seems like it. It got on the frontpage, that's something

FEichinger

@5pike Well, it started with ... I think cookies, way back. Those actually had won awards.

Frank

3:22 PM

Yuki

The creator of Flappy Bird. Yes, I'm blatantly stealing this from Reddit.

FEichinger

thefoodguru has since posted all sorts of food, keeping the title for recognition mostly.

Frank

@Krazer

Kevin van der Velden

@FEichinger they're cookies! Of course they win awards

FEichinger

Shots!

5pike

3:24 PM

> Champagne and Red Bull Jello Shots

GET OUT

Yuki

> Is anyone else bothered that the "Roasted Italian" is instead the Russian flag?

Marvel properties split up by movie rights holders.

FAE

@5pike Eeeeeugh.

Wipqozn

@Sterno They make second best dad mugs.

5pike

I wonder how many people will actually try a recipe.

Yuki

Wipqozn

3:30 PM

So maybe you can find 2nd bestie shirts. If not you could make one.

Tim Stone

Finally done. So. Many. Stickers. x_x

Yuki

Krazer

@Frank Lightning is a Miqo'te, Kipih Jakkya said so~ :p

Frank

@Krazer Trust me, I've looked at that ass long enough to notice there's no tail. :P

2

5pike

HAHAHAHAHAHA

0

A: How do I cure Sanguinare Vampiris?

My name is Mrs. Belli Smith and am here to share a precious testimony on how I was delivered from vampirism and I am now a new person. About 3weeks ago I was so board at my self, I do things that don’t please me, I am so attractive to blood, I do stupid things in dreams, I do get angry easily...

HAHAHAHAHA

Frank

3:35 PM

@5pike Flag as spam.

Wipqozn

@Yuki Holy snap crackle and pop. I had to google this girl for some context, and my zeus is she talented.

5pike

@Frank I will, once I stop laughing

Krazer

@Frank not ones from another dimensions

Wipqozn

I don't think talent is even a strong enough word to describe he level of skill. Like, holy snap crackle and pop. To the max.

RedRiderX

@TimStone very nice

Yuki

3:37 PM

@Wipqozn Can you post a video because YouTube is filled with crap fake videos right now.

Wipqozn

@Yuki this one is from some championship in 2012

RedRiderX

@5pike Wow

Just... Wow

Wipqozn

She's only 13 in that video I tinhk.

5pike

@RedRiderX Think about that - Someone scanned the internet to drop this spam (or wrote a bot)

RedRiderX

@5pike It honestly boggles the mind.

Yuki

3:41 PM

@Wipqozn Here's one from this year (but not the Olympics).

RedRiderX

But if you have spam farms adding one more keyword bundle isn't the hardest thing ever.

Wipqozn

Yeah, waching that one now.

5pike

@RedRiderX True, but someone had to post an order to do so.

We should stop now.

Wipqozn

They probably just added the keyword for shits and giggles.

Ben Brocka

@5pike Damnit I finally find how to cure my vampirism via email and you go and delete it as spam

6

David M

3:45 PM

@BenBrocka I was literally just coming in here to offer my advice on how to cure vampirism!

5pike

Clinical vampirism

Clinical vampirism, more commonly called Renfield's syndrome or Renfield syndrome, is an obsession with drinking blood. The earliest formal presentation of clinical vampirism to appear in the psychiatric literature, with the psychoanalytic interpretation of two cases, was contributed by Richard L. Vanden Bergh and John F. Kelley in 1964. As the authors point out, brief and sporadic reports of blood-drinking behaviors associated with sexual pleasure have appeared in the psychiatric literature at least since 1892 with the work of Austrian forensic psychiatrist Richard von Krafft-Ebing. Many...

badp

@kalina "best"

Wipqozn

@Yuki How she does that thing with her leg is beyond me. Talk about flexible.

3

David M

@5pike Does anyone else feel the urge to go into Wikipedia and enter something about the work of Dr. Van Helsing?

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot @TimStone Almost a week until banished.

Tim Stone

3:47 PM

\o/

/o/

\o\

/o\

It's true, I've been sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for it to come out as if it were a roller coaster ride.

Braiam

/o\

Lazers

3:50 PM

0

Q: Can you find cocoa beans out-of-jungle?

Other than a jungle, where can you find cocoa beans? I'd think you could find them in dungeon chests etc, but from experience this doesn't seem to happen.