The Bridge

Yuki

9:00 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Ah, this is true.

Kevin van der Velden

It's just something that they sell in infomercials xp

ElfSlice

I hate you guys.

Yuki

@Unionhawk NOT AVAILABLE ~~IN STORES~~ ON STEAM.

Ben Brocka

I won't purchase that product until I see a black and white video of a woman hilariously failing to prepare bacon normally

ElfSlice

@BenBrocka Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Kevin van der Velden

9:00 PM

@ElfSlice I'm defending you! Not for your using of a product that is sold on infomercials though. You can burn in hell for that one

ElfSlice

@BenBrocka Tired of dumping hot bacon grease all over yourself? Worried about frying pans injuring your children?

Yuki

@BenBrocka Preferably, there needs to be a fire alarm and the entire fire department showing up at her door.

Kevin van der Velden

@BenBrocka it's not in black and white but there was a woman failing to cook bacon

OrigamiRobot

@BenBrocka Specifically by doing something you wouldn't normally do while cooking bacon.

Kevin van der Velden

I have no idea how she got 2 cm of grease in the frying pan while cooking bacon

ElfSlice

9:01 PM

Seriously though the baconwave is awesome

Yuki

@ElfSlice Can't use the frying pan because your one-eyed black Scottish husband keeps taking it to beat people over the head?

Trent Hawkins

@ElfSlice It's no BaconBowl.

ElfSlice

@Yuki That's a fair point!

Kevin van der Velden

@ElfSlice meh, you can cook it easily enough in a microwave without it

@TrentHawkins is that like puppybowl except with bacon?

Ben Brocka

@KevinvanderVelden but why

Trent Hawkins

9:03 PM

@KevinvanderVelden no- it 'makes' bowls out of bacon.

Kevin van der Velden

@BenBrocka because you need to go in 2 minutes and don't mind committing heresy to the poor bacon

@TrentHawkins ooh, I think a livestream of adorable puppies eating bacon would sell better

Ben Brocka

(the cat seems to have fallen off the couch)

Trent Hawkins

@KevinvanderVelden I agree, 'specially because it would be more economical to just turn a muffin tin over. (each 'baconbowl' only makes 1 bacon bowl each. order now and you get 4 for $10!)

Yuki

@BenBrocka I'm guessing one of the peoples plays Monster Hunter.

If they don't but still have that plushie, there's something wrong with them.

Jin

@BenBrocka you getting Warframe?? you'd love it.

Ben Brocka

9:06 PM

@Yuki with that many people I'm sure SOMEONE plays MH. They also have a touhou doll

@Jin I played a couple matches on PS4. It didn't seem bad, but I dunno about getting into an F2P-scaled grinding economy for it

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno

Jin

@BenBrocka it's not bad

AGDQ is back

9:10 PM

@BenBrocka Banshee reminds me of Siren from BL2

Kevin van der Velden

Oh well, cya bridge, gonna head to bed :)

Jin

I mean, if Siren 'n Zer0 had a babbby, it'd be Banshee

Ben Brocka

@Jin I didn't look too much into the classes. Love the character designs though

Jin

@BenBrocka every suit is like a class, and they have suit specific mods i think.

ElfSlice

Wow, you can't say 'shit' on Steam.

Ben Brocka

9:14 PM

AGDQ Cat Plushie

@AGDQCatPlushie

3 tweets, 5 followers, following 0 users

(not me)

Yuki

@ElfSlice That's... not surprising. At all.

Mechanical Loon

@ElfSlice Boo huntress.

Yuki

In fact, I don't know why that's worth a "wow".

Mechanical Loon

(I assume you're talking about Dungeon Defenders)

LessPop_MoreFizz

0

A: My wife tried to kill me! What did I do wrong?

Since Drlawrencespelltemple@hotmail.com cast a love spell for me, things are going great in my marriage life. my husband who was cheating on me almost every week is now a loyal and dedicated man. I’m glad he came back to me after the break up with him because I love him from the bottom of my hear...

OrigamiRobot

9:16 PM

@BenBrocka THat was fast.

ElfSlice

@MechanicalLoon Risk of Rain.

OrigamiRobot

@LessPop_MoreFizz WHY DO WE GET SO MANY OF THESE

Yuki

@LessPop_MoreFizz wutisthisidon'teven

Mechanical Loon

@ElfSlice Can't comment, then.

I want to unlock the acrid.

Ben Brocka

lol hotmail.com

ElfSlice

9:17 PM

Acrid isn't very good.

also magic spells

I want the Miner.

@ElfSlice So?

@MechanicalLoon So nothing, I had no point.

Yuki

@ElfSlice He seems better for co-op play. Kinda like Sniper.

ElfSlice

9:17 PM

@Yuki Yeah, maybe.

Braiam

flags?

ElfSlice

The sniper seems like it would be brutal to try and play solo

Yuki

@ElfSlice I did. It is brutal.

ElfSlice

@badp destroy pls

Yuki

You can kill things pretty easily, but the numbers just overwhelm you too quickly.

Mechanical Loon

9:18 PM

@Braiam This guy needs to make up his mind.

Yuki

In fact, Sniper can pretty much one-shot anything, but attack speed is so low that they're easily overwhelmed by large mobs of low health mobs.

Like jellyfish.

ElfSlice

fuck the jellyfish

Frank

@MechanicalLoon I think he just needs deletion.

ElfSlice

I had a really scary moment in the final boss battle where I went down to 3 HP. Two actually, I went down to 7 as well

although I guess I had the cheat death item.

@MechanicalLoon heh.

@Frank whoosh

Ben Brocka

ElfSlice

9:21 PM

@BenBrocka Why were you recording the stream?

Ben Brocka

Not my gif

ElfSlice

Why was somebody recording the stream?

Ben Brocka

To make gifs obviously

Mechanical Loon

@ElfSlice To make gifs?

badp

@BenBrocka wat

Ben Brocka

9:22 PM

there's like 50k people, SOMEONE's got to be recording

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice I'd rather not.

Yuki

@ElfSlice I don't know if you can do it with Twitch, but you can rewind streams on LiveStream.

3ventic

@ElfSlice the same reason people record the news and TV commercials?

Ben Brocka

@badp someone ran and got the cat plush during the fire alarm

Mechanical Loon

Twitch is donating $50 per 1000 people at peak, up to 100,000 people.

OrigamiRobot

9:22 PM

@BenBrocka I can't be 100% sure what I think happened happened, but I will keep believing in nonetheless

Frank

@badp That user needs a name change, I think.

ElfSlice

@Wipqozn That isn't what I meant.

3ventic

@Yuki you can do that on Twitch if the streamer has it enabled

Yuki

@BenBrocka Wait, someone pulled a fire alarm?

badp

@BenBrocka what wait who fire alarm?

OrigamiRobot

9:22 PM

@BenBrocka NO YOU RUINED IT

badp

@Frank way ahead of you.

Frank

@badp Awesome.

ElfSlice

5 mins ago, by ElfSlice

@badp destroy pls

Not ahead of me!

;]

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice You said to delete, but the name was changed, so they were actually ahead of you.

ElfSlice

either action would have been acceptable

@badp Then who was fire alarm?

badp

9:24 PM

@ElfSlice not 100% of what he's done was garbage, it was a little more convoluted

ElfSlice

Fair enough.

spugsley

@Wipqozn I'm done with you. Forever. You are the worst.

ElfSlice

I noticed he had another post after flagging that one.

Wipqozn

@spugsley THanks, I try.

spugsley

@Wipqozn you are a liar and a pooty butt

3

OrigamiRobot

9:25 PM

@Yuki In my mind, the owner of the plushie saw that everyone was talking about it on the internet and said "Not on my watch" and came and took it.

Wipqozn

@spugsley You're welcome.

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot My friends have that plushie. It used to be my Facebook profile picture too.

@spugsley And he's such a buttbutt face too.

ElfSlice

►

spugsley

@ElfSlice hahahaha booty pooty? Really?!

ElfSlice

@spugsley At least it's not a booty doody

spugsley

9:30 PM

:O

Yuki

@spugsley I'm guessing @Wipqozn's big drama queen announcement is what made him a "pooty butt"?

ElfSlice

You don't want that on your mouth tube

spugsley

@Yuki or lack thereof

Yuki

Oh, he still hasn't said anything about it?

spugsley

@Yuki he's just lying

Wipqozn

9:31 PM

@spugsley I would never lie. I'm the most honest person on The Bridge.

Yuki

@Wipqozn You are no longer alot of turtles. You are alot of drama.

@Wipqozn According to @kalina, that title actually belongs to @kalina. Or @Simon. I can't tell with those two.

ElfSlice

lmao

SaintWacko

Jan 3 at 17:22, by Wipqozn

He posted some porn in another room, and the told a bunch of moderators to fudge off. Except he used a different word than fudge.

OrigamiRobot

But I did do that.

That is so me.

Wipqozn

See? That proves I'm honest!

user20683

9:35 PM

@ElfSlice Most restrooms are not family oriented. This is a good way of easily telling the reader that these are. Brilliant UX really.

ElfSlice

@FrostEngineer It's just funny because the man is running off with the baby at arms length while the woman just waves goodbye

Wipqozn

@ElfSlice She's chasing after him.

ElfSlice

Doesn't look like it to me

user20683

@ElfSlice Welcome to Modernity. Enjoy your stay.

ElfSlice

@FrostEngineer =P

3ventic

9:36 PM

ElfSlice

We're having a special tier in tomorrow’s bundle, but there are only 1,000 available. Be there on Jan 7 at 11am PT: https://www.humblebundle.com

Tweeted by humble on January 6, 2014 at 8:58 PM

mysterious

user20683

@3ventic I'm really tempted to build a gif where she very subtly moves.

badp

@ElfSlice "tier"?

ElfSlice

@badp 'beat the average' etc

i.e. a level of payment/rewards

3ventic

@FrostEngineer That would be mean.

Yuki

9:39 PM

@FrostEngineer Just move one of her irises a little bit.

ElfSlice

Has anybody else had trouble getting Bad Hotel from the last humble bundle working on Android?

I bought the bundle once I realized that game was from the same developers as Gentlemen!, but I can't get it to play.

Guess not.

Last chance to grab The Indie Capsule Bundle before it ends forever! 7 awesome, action-packed Steam games for $3.49: http://www.bundlestars.com/all-bundles/indie-capsule-bundle/

Tweeted by BundleStars on January 6, 2014 at 8:45 PM

yeah I posted it again

I really want to play Insanely Twisted Shadow planet. Big download...

badp

@ElfSlice nope, well, sometimes the levels don't end.

ElfSlice

►

@badp huh, I can't even get it to launch

I just get a blank screen

badp

launches okay on a Nexus 7

ElfSlice

weird...

I guess it doesn't like my tablet...

I deleted and reinstalled it again too

no dice

=[

@badp Hey, have you gotten around to trying Gateways yet?

badp

9:45 PM

yep

ElfSlice

And?

badp

I wonder if it's ever going to get to the point where I need to spend help points

ElfSlice

@badp They get pretty tricky.

@badp Which portal devices do you have?

badp

the first 2

ElfSlice

Which are... uh... it's been a while.

The size one?

Lazers

9:48 PM

0

Q: Why are my bitizens staying at home?

My shop ran out of stock and 2 of the 3 employees went home. I have since restocked the shop but the employees are still at home. How can I get them back to work?

tiny-tower

1

Q: What are the specific effects of hidden armor bonuses in Minecraft?

There are four possible general armor enchantments available in Minecraft v1.6.x: Protection Fire Protection Blast Protection Projectile Protection As discussed elsewhere, stacking different enchantment levels of these on different pieces of armor can maximize the damage reduction from differ...

@FrostEngineer You ... could just use the video.

Yuki

@ElfSlice That makes me wonder: Is Pacific Rim going to be in the next Super Robot Wars? 'Cause that'd be awesome.

ElfSlice

I pressed start on my gamepad but nothing happened. =[

Sterno

Freshly made Cc @OrigamiRobot

Apparently my daughter can now say "bacon" and claps and says "yay" when it comes out of the oven

2

FEichinger

10:01 PM

SkyDrift got her priorities straight.

2

user15026

@Sterno smart kid.

spugsley

@Sterno .....I'm only going to say this once. That's pretty cute.

FEichinger

@spugsley o_O ... This is only the beginning.

spugsley

@FEichinger NO. No beginnings. One time. Just once.

FEichinger

@spugsley I will remember this. And I will remind you. The future, my dear. The future is dangerous.

spugsley

10:05 PM

@FEichinger O_o

also I'm making tea because it is coooold :3

badp

Does the future feature spider snakes?

spugsley

@badp I will murder your face

badp

@spugsley Why? I don't decide what's the future.

spugsley

this is a hostile environment

Yuki

@spugsley It's the Bridge. Redshirts die everyday.

Wait, does that mean Bridge regulars are yellow/gold shirts?

Or blue shirts?

user15026

10:11 PM

@spugsley starts her kettle for the third time today

FEichinger

@Yuki The ones who argue policy all the time are clearly gold, because they're yelling at each other all the time. The rest is just blue shirts that never really get any screen time and just idle around.

Yuki

@FEichinger Yay for blue shirts!

I am a blue shirt, right?

Oh god, what if I'm a red shirt?

FEichinger

(Actually more like teal, but ... this is getting too deep.)

spugsley

@AshleyNunn :3

user15026

@spugsley Seriously I am drinking so.much.tea.

user15026

10:20 PM

Currently Lady Grey is my fave

badp

It's a sirtaptap

and it's drowning in lava

RIP @BenBrocka 2014-2014

SaintWacko

I could still really use some help from my delicious friends to nurse me back to health

user15026

@SaintWacko Did you ask me?

SaintWacko

@AshleyNunn It's something you have to initiate. From "Invite a friend to do something potentially dangerous

user15026

@SaintWacko oh, okay, I can help :)

SaintWacko

10:27 PM

@AshleyNunn Thanks!

I'm far too close to hitting 8

spugsley

@AshleyNunn mmmm. I want to buy some Jasmine tea. I get it out a lot when we go to the sushi place but I always forget to pick some up at the store

RedRiderX

I really hope I'm not a red shirt

badp

[23:27] <@Kiyura> Someone unrelated to the marathon was smoking in an upstairs room

>_<

spugsley

@AshleyNunn ALSO DID YOU SEE TODAY'S?!?!?!

my friends helped me :3

badp

I have no idea what @SaintWacko is on about

SaintWacko

10:28 PM

@badp Fallen London

RedRiderX

@SaintWacko hey could you do the same to me?

Yuki

Speaking of Fallen London, does anybody have a free evening?

RedRiderX

I've sent some soup your way.

user15026

@spugsley lemme deal with my burned fingers then I will look

user15026

@Yuki I have a few

RedRiderX

10:31 PM

@Yuki I have like six

spugsley

@AshleyNunn oh no D:

RedRiderX

I keep forgetting to use them...

Arperum

@spugsley If day 271 is today: That picture is AMAZING

Yuki

All right, sent requests to e'erbody.

spugsley

@Arperum yes it is :D thank you <3

user15026

10:35 PM

@spugsley hot damn, lady, that is fucking beautiful

Arperum

@spugsley I really like it.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I was so scared to ask them to model for me but then I did and they did and they were wonderful and yay!

user15026

@spugsley it is aweosme

RedRiderX

@Yuki Thanks.

user15026

also, word to the wise - if you suspect your burner may be cold and not working, but aren't sure because you did turn it on

user15026

10:36 PM

dont be like me and think I will touch it with my fingers

user15026

you will cry

Yuki

@AshleyNunn I try not to touch potentially dangerous things with my fingers. Or any part of my body.

user15026

@Yuki you are smarter than me.

Yuki

This is why you need to be like a D&D adventurer and carry a ten-foot pole on you at all times.

OrigamiRobot

@Sterno That looks nice and thick.

4

Arperum

10:37 PM

@AshleyNunn I could use some physical pain now to get my brain away from the mental mess I currently am. I'm not going to hurt myself for that though.

user15026

@Arperum dont do that, dude. It never helps.

Yuki

@Arperum Do some sprinting. The lactic acid buildup will make you sore and you'll get some exercise!

Arperum

@AshleyNunn I know. But my brain is a royal mess.

Yuki

Pain that's good for you!

OrigamiRobot

EGGS EGGS EGGS

GET YOUR EGGS HERE

RedRiderX

10:38 PM

SAO ep17:

Arperum

@Yuki It's nearly midnight. And I don't feel like doing anything.

Yuki

@Arperum Well, if you can't leave your house, crunches are also a good option.

RedRiderX

It's.... quite a change of tone... I guess.

Yuki

Basically any form of exercise.

RedRiderX

CC: @Frank @Wipqozn

Arperum

10:39 PM

@Yuki I've been thinking of kicking something, but I know I'll be sorry for that tommorrow.

Wipqozn

@RedRiderX Just finished Episode 18..

And yeah, the second half is MAXIMUM CREEP LEVEL

Like what.

Yuki

Shoot, everyone on Fallen London: Hold off on drawing Suspicion away from me. I requested too much and my Suspicion is at 0.

Wipqozn

No, seriously, wtf?

Yuki

I need to rob a few people to raise it again.

Arperum

I should rewatch SAO, but not now, the related memories are exactly what I don't need now.

Ben Brocka

10:41 PM

@badp that was my cousin

badp

@BenBrocka that's what all dead guys would say

Arperum

I never watched anime until I met my now-ex girlfriend. We broke up end december.

Yuki

@badp "all dead guys would say"... wait, wut.

badp

@Yuki like, in afterlife.

RedRiderX

@Wipqozn Yes very that

Hence the: i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o758/FictionFrenzy/GIFS/…

badp

10:42 PM

"who? me? tripped and drowned in lava? never. I'm, um, just visiting."

OrigamiRobot

WIGGLE JIGGLE

YELLOW MIDDLE

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot Oh god, I remember that.

Arperum

@spugs I'm currently staring at your newest picture. It feels like it is life and death walking away together, past an future, both halves of my torn self,...

OrigamiRobot

@Yuki OODLE DOODLE

badp

DROP IN PUDDLE

Yuki

10:46 PM

Sigh, failed a heist. Remind to never try one of those until my Casing... gives me a straightforward chance.

Very modest just isn't worth the chance of going to New Newgate and losing all my Casing... progress.

badp

@Yuki what is the penalty for that?

Yuki

@badp Go straight to New Newgate Prison, no matter what your Suspicion is and lose all your Casing... progress. Which, for me, took several turns to build up.

user15026

@Yuki whoa, straight to new newgate? o.O

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Yep, if you fail one of the big heists in the Flit.

badp

I suppose it's literally called "Casing..."?

Yuki

10:48 PM

@badp Yeah.

user15026

@Yuki yikes. I've not failed one, but now I really don't wanna

Yuki

Teach me to get cocky, huh.

spugsley

@Arperum that's fairly spot on :) The concept I had was basically personifying contrasting or opposing forces coming together. And I think there are lots of different things that could be

user15026

@spugsley It worked out so, so, so well

spugsley

@AshleyNunn thanks you :3 I'm thrilled that you like it

Frank

10:51 PM

The changes for Star Command PC look neat.

user15026

@Frank oh?

Frank

...And ultimately make it not anywhere near completion, or what they said it would be.

user15026

@spugsley dude, it is definitely one of my super faves.

Yuki

►

OrigamiRobot

@Yuki I've already watched it twice.

Yuki

10:52 PM

Ugh, there's a stupid watermark in the middle.

OrigamiRobot

The original ABS is still up.

Frank

@AshleyNunn They're making the entire ship customizable. Instead of just having rooms where you place things you want, you can size the rooms to whatever size you want. As long as the hull has room for it.

user15026

@Frank iiiiinteresting

Arperum

@spugsley It is exactly how I feel right now: completely torn in two. And then some.

spugsley

@Arperum aww :( I hope things work out <3

Arperum

10:56 PM

@spugsley I broke up with my girlfriend, and kinda feel like I'm having a crush on someone I hardly know. It feels so much like treason.

badp

Dakamari to start momentarily .. kinda

Arperum

@spugs mind if I share your picture on facebook?

Grace Note

@Yuki Yeesh I haven't seen this in years.

spugsley

@Arperum go right ahead! I'm honored you find it worth sharing!

Yuki

@GraceNote I know, right?

@OrigamiRobot just started yelling the lyrics.

Grace Note

10:57 PM

Oh, hey, so he did. That at least gives context.

Arperum

@spugsley It's a really, really good picture. ANd exactly how I feel.

OrigamiRobot

Well, I have eggs.

Arperum

@spugsley it seems sharing is restricted on the picture. Can you enable sharing?

spugsley

@Arperum hmm interesting. There should be a little box with an arrow coming out of it and if you click on that it should have options for sharing....is that not working?

Arperum

@spugsley I can open that box, but then I can't click anything on the thing that pops up. It might be related to me not having a flickr account.

All the share buttons are greyed out.

spugsley

11:04 PM

oh yes I believe it is. Hold on and let me know if I can change my settings to let anyone share :)

Arperum

@spugsley I'll do a google search.

spugsley

@Arperum I think I got it :)

try now

Arperum

@spugsley It worked now.

spugsley

@Arperum awesome :) I didn't even know I had sharing disabled. I learned something today hahaha

Arperum

> This is exactly how I feel right now. Torn apart. And both parts have to continue together.

This is the accompanying text I added to the picture on facebook.

Blem-ba Fett

11:08 PM

Arperum

@spugsley Thanks for enabling sharing.

badp

@GraceNote I never saw this to begin with

@Blem-baFett Ragequitting has never been this exciting!

user15026

@spugsley oh, see, I thought you just didnt want sharing! :P

Arperum

@spugsley this printed on a t-shirt was the parting gift I got from my ex.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn hahaha no not at all! I really had not idea :P

@Arperum aww :( that's sweet and sad. Sorry things didn't work out for you guys

user15026

11:12 PM

@spugsley oh, well, this just means I can share ALL THE AWESOME :D

spugsley

@AshleyNunn YES DO THANK YOU

Arperum

@AshleyNunn I was first to share. Hah!

Or something.

user15026

@Arperum grins That just means you also see how awesome she is. I like that :D

Arperum

I should go to bed now. I have to work tomorrow.

badp

@Arperum that's pretty meta.

spugsley

11:14 PM

UGH WHY DO I FUCK WITH BEES?!?!!

I DIE EVERY TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE

Arperum

@AshleyNunn Yea, I'm generally not a huge fan of pictures. But there are some really good ones made by @spugsley. And the one from today is exactly how I feel right now.

user15026

@Arperum It's nice sometimes to find a visual representation of feelings. It makes things easier to explain sometimes.

badp

►

RedRiderX

Ugh should I buy a nexus 7?

badp

I guess the resolution is no higher though.

RedRiderX

11:16 PM

Won't they come out with new one soon?

Yuki

@badp Wow, that was fast.

badp

OrigamiRobot

Tonight's supper will be 4 hard boiled eggs and an entire honeydew melon DON'T JUDGE ME

user15026

@OrigamiRobot hey, that sounds tasty

badp

also katamari damancy starting now

Blem-ba Fett

11:21 PM

@OrigamiRobot I thought judging people was mandatory when you where on The Bridge?

Arperum

@AshleyNunn Yea. I'm going to try to fix this mental mess tomorrow. Bedtime now.

Wipqozn

uggggggh

banished, be released already

cc @OrigamiRobot

Frank

@Wipqozn Chroma Squad should (hopefully) be entering beta at the end of this month.

Lazers

-1

Q: Can my PC run Rust?

Really wanna buy rust but im not sure if my pc will run it. PC Specs : Model: G5312de Processor: AMD Athlon(tm) IIX2250 Processor 3.00 GHZ Installed memory (RAM): 3.00 GB ( 2.75 GB usable) System type: 64- bit Operation System

steam pc backwards-compatibility rust

James

11:40 PM

►

^^ Michael Bay can not handle lack of teleprompter and walks off stage at CES :D

Lazers

0

Q: GTA 5, Managing money, AFTER last heist?

Each player has about 55 Million, any tips on how to invest that so I can make more without restarting the whole game with the assassination missions in mind? Thanks!

grand-theft-auto-5

OrigamiRobot

TOO MUCH HONEYDEW T_T

user15026

@OrigamiRobot yeah, never eat too much of any one thing at any one time

RedRiderX

Katamari in 31mins

Nice

Wipqozn

11:56 PM

I wonder if "I didn't want to disturb my cat" would be a valid excuse to be late for work.

FAE

@ElfSlice Congrats!

Lazers

0

Q: Why can't I extract canticle bark?

I am on the quest Unseen Visions, acquired the draw knife, and am now trying to extract bark from canticle trees. However, when I "use" the tree, it freezes my character for 3 seconds and then resumes. Nothing happens. Is this a bug or do I have to do something special?

skyrim-dawnguard

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