The Bridge

Yuki

9:01 PM

@MBraedley I want to make a sarcastic comment about MOD ABUSE, but I'm worried that it'll be taken seriously.

3ventic

Awesome.

MBraedley

I posted star bait a little while ago, and nobody starred it, and now I'm sad because I don't have @Yuki's fancy glasses.

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Jason Berkan

@MBraedley But they are FAKE! It's not 2014 yet.

I'd give you mine, if I could.

MBraedley

@JasonBerkan CLOSE ENOUGH!

Unionhawk

NO NOT CLOSE ENOUGH THERES LIKE 8 HOURS LEFT HERE

Yuki

9:09 PM

@Unionhawk Well, you need to travel to the future which, in this case, is wherever @PrivatePansy is. Singapore?

Unionhawk

By the time I did that, it would already be real New Years then

Yuki

@Unionhawk Thus, time travel.

Lazers

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Q: Is there a term for speedruns which don't use glitches or sequence breaks?

Sorry, I've never really followed speedrunning, so I apologize if this is obvious. Essentially, what I'm asking about are speedruns that simply play the game as it was intended to be played (no glitches, proper order / sequence), but quickly. Thanks.

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Less than two hours here.

3ventic

I love how this hat fits my dog

Unionhawk

9:16 PM

Yes, time zones. I prefer to believe that time zones are all lies. It's simpler that way

Yuki

@FEichinger Ooo, you mind letting us know if the Google Doodle changes when it's 2014?

I think it might be timezone-sensitive.

FEichinger

in The DMZ, 3 hours ago, by Gilles

Yuki

@FEichinger I don't think the "3" needs as much rest as "2" or "0" does.

FEichinger

@Yuki Silly "logic".

Frank

@Ulla I'm on mobile, so I can't grant access unless you request it. The interface is wonky when I try to find you.

Ullallulloo

9:28 PM

@Frank k, I requested it.

MBraedley

And now that I have the 2014 glasses, I can't position them with my iPad.

Jason Berkan

@MBraedley First world problems.

Frank

@ull done and done

Yuki

Ullallulloo

A lance thing I think.

Lazers

9:44 PM

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Q: What are the Bunkers & Badasses event class mods?

To celebrate the release of Tiny Tina's Assault on Dungeon Keep, Gearbox put out a series of special SHiFT codes which grant special class mods to the player. Since class mods gained by SHiFT codes are tied to the level of the first character loaded after redeeming the code, I've been a bit appr...

borderlands-2

user15026

Oooh, my Arqade rep is a palindrome!

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Hmm... now to find a question/answer to upvote/downvote...

Done.

FEichinger

@Yuki So you are that guy!

Yuki

@FEichinger This is the first time I've ruined someone's "ooo look, my rep is <insert unique property>".

@AshleyNunn ♪Do you want to build a snowman?♬

FEichinger

@Yuki I DON'T BELIIIIIEEEEVE YOUUUU!

spugsley

9:55 PM

@FEichinger DO YOU BELIEVE ME!?!

user15026

@Yuki ruiner

FEichinger

@spugsley ... This is awkward.

Ronan Forman

@spugsley I believe in you, does that count?

user15026

@Yuki Learning all the songs? :)

spugsley

D:

@RonanForman I'll allow it

Yuki

9:57 PM

@AshleyNunn I think I've already learned most of Frozen's songs. Once I'm done with He Mele No Lilo, I think I'm going to start work on In Summer.

spugsley

Beef stew in the crock pot smells GOOOOOD

FEichinger

... The more I watch of my finally-catching-up-with-Doctor-Who-because-11-is-gone, the more I hate Moffat. And I hated him quite a lot before already.

user15026

@Yuki I still need to see Frozen at some point

user15026

@spugsley mmmm that sounds delish

Yuki

@AshleyNunn DOOOO IIIIIIT!

I had thought you already saw Frozen when I dropped that line.

user15026

10:00 PM

@Yuki I've listened to a bunch of the music but I have yet to see it

user15026

Saw the Hobbit with my dad today though, it was fun, I got to treat him to tickets and popcorn and stuff and for some reason that made me super happy

Jason Berkan

@AshleyNunn We went on Sunday - the family in front of us took 20 minutes to order their food and pay. We almost missed the beginning of the movie.

user15026

@JasonBerkan yikes, that is a long time

Yuki

@JasonBerkan Jeez, this is why I don't bother with concessions at movies. They're expensive and there's always a chance of getting stuck in line.

Jason Berkan

@Yuki That's my view - I was with others, though, who like to eat during movies.

Yuki

10:04 PM

@JasonBerkan Next time that happens, tell them you're going to go ahead and try to get good seats.

user15026

I like having popcorn, but I usually make sure I have lots of time to get it

Jason Berkan

@Yuki 'Cept when paying by debit, you buy your tickets and food at the concession.

user15026

Because people are terrible

Unionhawk

Welp, PayPal, please be on my side. I was promised a refund from a merchant, haven't seen anything for about 2 weeks so far.

user15026

@Unionhawk oh yuck, hopefully it works out

Yuki

10:05 PM

@JasonBerkan Oh god, theatres that make you pay for tickets and food at the same place should... well, I don't know what should happen to them, but it needs to be a bad thing.

Jason Berkan

@Yuki I mean, you can buy tickets in a different line, but then you have to stand in two lines...

Yuki

@JasonBerkan Well, you can stand in the ticket line, get tickets, and go ahead while they purchase concessions?

Unionhawk

The movie theater I go to has a kiosk for smart people paying with credit, so that's never an issue

Yuki

♪I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face!♬

OrigamiRobot

@Unionhawk This

Yuki

10:07 PM

And yes, she does sing that.

user15026

I had to do my tickets in the ticket line because I was using points I collected

Unionhawk

Except when people crowd around the only functioning one then it's annoying

Like, move, people. And learn how to technology.

Lazers

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Q: Installing SinglePlayer Commands On Ubuntu Computer for Minecraft

I found this already online, BUT THE ANSWERS WERNT FREAKING FOR AN UBUNTU COMPUTER. I NEED ANSWERS FOR A FREAKING UBUNTU U RETARDS. I dont have a .jar only a com joptsimple LZMA META-INF net and a favicon.png sp please no.. "......go into your minecraft.jar and into mods folder....

minecraft ubuntu

Yuki

@Lazers FTFY.

user15026

Does anyone know anything about Steamworld Dig?

user15026

10:22 PM

It's on the Nintendo eshop, and I have some credit

user15026

@Lazers yeah, that language really makes people want to help you

Raven Dreamer

Good evenin', Bridge.

I have a tophat.

It is glorious.

FEichinger

@Lazers Hrmph.

Yuki

@RavenDreamer Very fancy.

user15026

@RavenDreamer you are very classy

Raven Dreamer

10:28 PM

Hm. I wonder if starring my own chat message counts for the hat.

FEichinger

@RavenDreamer Try it.

Yuki

@RavenDreamer Can you star your own chat message?

user15026

Why are things always sister things, like sister sites and sister cities why is it never brothers

FEichinger

@Yuki Pin = Star + Special Star

And since one can pin one's own message, one can indeed star one's own message.

Raven Dreamer

@AshleyNunn Because English. Other languages use different family members.

@Frank Come look at me. I dressed up just for you!

user15026

10:29 PM

@RavenDreamer It is a weird convention.

Raven Dreamer

And by, "just for you", I mean, with a character you might recognize.

FEichinger

@RavenDreamer I want to star that, but I want you to try the self-starring first.

Damn you!

Raven Dreamer

I'll do it... for science.

FEichinger

For SCIENCE!

Yuki

@AshleyNunn English tends to use feminine pronouns when referring to inanimate objects such as ships, planes, etc.

How do you get the top hat anyways?

Raven Dreamer

10:30 PM

Gold Badge.

FEichinger

@RavenDreamer Now let's wait and see.

Raven Dreamer

I've made 0 effort towards hats this year.

FEichinger

@Yuki Top hat is a gold badge. I have that one, too! :P

Yuki

@RavenDreamer Well, that's not happening any time soon.

user15026

@Yuki Yeah, I still think it is weird that all that stuff is girls

Yuki

10:31 PM

@RavenDreamer Neither have I.

I just like knowing how things work.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Stuff is girls while people are boys.

user15026

@FEichinger Alright then

Lazers

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Q: What items in Skyrim's Bandolier mod grant the most carrying capacity?

My current game of Skyrim has been augmented with the Bandolier mod- a mod that allows you to craft leather pouches, bags, and belts that increase your carrying capacity. Items appear to be equipped by body region, but I am having trouble figuring out which items go where and what items are or no...

skyrim mods

Unionhawk

... Well then

user20683

Arabic is more complicated: a group of cats is "she".

user20683

10:32 PM

or her

FEichinger

btw im not even a teen yet so please dont speak "coder language" — user65484 46 secs ago

I think that falls under the 13+ thing, doesn't it?

Raven Dreamer

It would, indeed.

user20683

Indeed

Unionhawk

Ayep

It also explains quite a bit

FEichinger

@Unionhawk Well, not really. It's quite a potty mouth for a kid.

Yuki

10:34 PM

@FEichinger Where is the age restriction posted on the FAQ again?

Because the front page for the Help Center says "Anyone can ask questions", which muddles things up a bit.

Unionhawk

"not even a teen" implies around 12 to me

FEichinger

@Yuki I would have to look it up, but that needs a diamond anyway.

@Unionhawk It's, by definition and quite literally <13.

user15026

@FEichinger Yeah, that would

FEichinger

im also not a boy — user65484 19 secs ago

Yuki

@FEichinger Ah, it's under the legal page.

FEichinger

10:35 PM

Which makes the potty mouth even more disturbing.

Raven Dreamer

It shouldn't.

Yuki

@FEichinger Why does being female mean having a potty mouth is more disturbing?

Also, gender isn't even relevant...

Raven Dreamer

I can't seem to earn the hat via self-stars.

FEichinger

@RavenDreamer It takes quite a while.

Raven Dreamer

Please, gentlemen, the science has concluded, it is okay to come out now.

@FEichinger It's okay. I'm bored.

user15026

10:37 PM

But yeah, legally people have to be 13 here

FEichinger

@Yuki The social environment generally makes it more likely with boys than with girls.

user15026

@FEichinger Not with any of the girls I've known

user20683

@FEichinger Nor I

user15026

Especially with an internet to crawl behind

user20683

All of the girls I know swear way way more than the guys do.

Yuki

10:38 PM

My sister has slightly more of a potty mouth than I and she's way more perverted than I was at her age.

user15026

I have always been a potty mouth

Mana

@AshleyNunn disgusting.

user15026

@Mana Totally. :D

Raven Dreamer

(Found in a Japanese clothing store)

Mana

WHAT

Yuki

10:44 PM

@RavenDreamer I've seen worse. It's a pretty widespread phenomenon across Asia.

Raven Dreamer

@Yuki It is hard to top "Circuit Beaver".

I saw that once.

Yuki

It's akin to the "Chinese" tattoos that Westerners get.

@RavenDreamer I saw someone wearing a shirt in China that was emblazoned with a paragraph consisting entirely of the word "F--K".

Raven Dreamer

@Yuki @Yuki You should ask @Jin about those, sometimes.

Yuki

@RavenDreamer I've seen some of those tattoos, it's hilarious what people think they're getting on their arms.

Mana

@RavenDreamer psst

hey Raven

hey

Raven Dreamer

10:46 PM

Uh. This bodes ill.

What?

Mana

want to know a sekrit

Raven Dreamer

A serket?

Yuki

@RavenDreamer I'd post an image of that shirt if it didn't mean I'd probably get chatbanned for another hour.

Mana

sure

come to the super serket chatroom

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Yuki

@Mana That sounds all kinds of shady.

RedRiderX

10:49 PM

Ugh somebody is throwing up stars over everything.

Yuki

Will we have to give @RavenDreamer counseling soon?

@RedRiderX I starred on accident and have since reversed it.

"@RavenDreamer, show us on the doll where..."

RedRiderX

@Yuki There are still more star throwups

Raven Dreamer

@Yuki The top hat. He touched me in the top hat. bursts into tears

RedRiderX

See the star list now?

user15026

@RavenDreamer gives a cookie and a hug?

OrigamiRobot

10:50 PM

@RavenDreamer I like it when people touch me in the top hat.

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Raven Dreamer

It's cool, guys. @Mana just wants me to edit his Homestuck fanfic.

Mana

shhhhhh

haha

Homestuck fanfic

what a ridiculous idea

Yuki

@RavenDreamer One would think that would be cause for even more mental scarring.

Raven Dreamer

@Mana patpat

Mana

who would write one of those NOT ME

nope.

Raven Dreamer

10:51 PM

@Mana I MISS ROXIE :/

Mana

......

Yuki

By the by, I caved to Tumblr and decided to read a Frozen fanfic. I feel so empty inside...

OrigamiRobot

I was under the impression that Homestuck was already a fanfic.

Mana

Okay but seriously, stop starring all of my messages! These things are really annoying to clear.

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RedRiderX

SO MUCH STAR SICK EVERYWHERE

Raven Dreamer

10:52 PM

@Mana You could try being less witty?

Yuki

Clearly, some people have no idea what a sibling relationship is like and what ideas they do have are WRONGWRONGWRONGGETAWAYI'LLNEVERBECLEANAGAIN.

OrigamiRobot

Raven Dreamer

@Yuki I want to say the last fanfic I read shudder was acts 1 - too many of My Immortal.

Mana

> Dumbledore: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

beautiful fanfic.

Yuki

@RavenDreamer You want to say? Does that mean you read others?

Raven Dreamer

10:55 PM

@Yuki I have this nagging suspicion that I have read something more recently, but am suppressing the knowledge that I ever did so.

Yuki

In any case, to console myself, I read a Lilo & Stitch one because the family message is pretty clear there, and OHGODWHATISWRONGWITHPEOPLECANIPLEASEGETABRAINTRANSPLANT.

Raven Dreamer

@Yuki That the one where the little girl fails to feed the fish, so the fish makes a storm and kills her parents?

(The Disney movie, I mean, I wouldn't guess to the nature of whatever fan fic you might have tripped into)

Yuki

@RavenDreamer Uh, I don't think it's ever implied that Pudge actually controls the weather.

Pudge, being the fish.

And it was a throwaway line that just sounded more tragic when you put it in context.

user15026

@Yuki no, but it is an interesting and frightening theory

user15026

@RavenDreamer oh you poor thing

Raven Dreamer

10:59 PM

Well, que sera sera.

Mana

well, now I'm reading Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami

thanks Raven

Yuki

@AshleyNunn Please tell me something uplifting so I don't think about what horrors these people are doing with Disney.

FEichinger

Well, Happy New Year from Central Europe!

user15026

@Yuki ummmm....

user15026

I dunno

user15026

11:00 PM

I mean I have purring cats in my lap but I dont know how that helps you

Raven Dreamer

@AshleyNunn Must... not... look for... innuendos...

user15026

@RavenDreamer Bad, Raven. Bad.

Yuki

It just seems that these fanfic authors have trouble distinguishing any sort of relationship (be it friendship or family) from a romantic one.

user15026

@Yuki It's romance all the way down

Raven Dreamer

And also writing.

Yuki

11:01 PM

And that's really, really disturbing.

user15026

@Yuki People will find what they want in anything

user15026

there is an old Folgers commercial people decided was incestuous, so there is fic for it....

Yuki

@AshleyNunn WHATTHEACTUALHELL.

user15026

@Yuki Totally a thing.

user15026

If you are interested, but don't say I didn't warn you

user4704

11:03 PM

@AshleyNunn I think I remember that commercial.

Yuki

Be right back, I need to go assume the fetal position and rock back and forth for awhile.

user15026

@JoshPetrie I saw it long after it was actually airing

user15026

@Yuki wraps in soft blankets and makes tea

Yuki

Yes. Tea. shudders Tea would be nice. twitches

user15026

@Yuki gives tea and cookies

user15026

11:04 PM

I forget that not everyone has seen the internet the way I have

Raven Dreamer

@JoshPetrie /Wave

user4704

Hi.

user4704

That's scary.

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn That's a masterpiece of WHATTHEHELLHOWDIDTHATCOMETOBEATHING?!

Yuki

@FEichinger People... rocks back and forth

Raven Dreamer

11:09 PM

@Yuki You should stick to monsters. Much simpler. Less novella writing.

Yuki

14 mins ago, by Yuki

In any case, to console myself, I read a Lilo & Stitch one because the family message is pretty clear there, and OHGODWHATISWRONGWITHPEOPLECANIPLEASEGETABRAINTRANSPLANT.

Raven Dreamer

@Yuki I meant hunting them.

Heh.

Yuki

@RavenDreamer Ah. Yes. Monster Hunter would be perfect. And look, it's home time!

Raven Dreamer

I should eat something.

I shall return.

I think.

Mana

no

Fluttershy

11:20 PM

btw im not even a teen yet so please dont speak "coder language" — user65484 48 mins ago

FEichinger

@Fluttershy Scroll up.

Fluttershy

@FEichinger I mostly linked in the context of our "under 13" policy. That account should be removed, right? Or did something else come out of that discussion that I missed?

spugsley

I think Ian and I are the most freaking boring ass people in the world

Mana

@spugsley no

FEichinger

50 mins ago, by FEichinger

I think that falls under the 13+ thing, doesn't it?

spugsley

11:23 PM

idgaf about New Years. I am in my robe eating crock pot stew, playing Don't Starve. And Ian is similar

FEichinger

Flagged for diamond, so it's time to wait.

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley Ian is in your robe?

Fluttershy

@FEichinger Oh. You meant scroll up in here. <_< I was scrolling up on the question itself.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot O-o

FEichinger

@Fluttershy Ohlol

Fluttershy

11:25 PM

@spugsley Why do you think that? O_o

Lazers

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Q: Can someone put a bounty on me in GTA V on ps3?

Can someone who has billions in GTA V Online put a few hundred million bounty on me so I can claim it? my psn is HomeFlySkillet. I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

ps3 grand-theft-auto-5 gta-online

spugsley

@Fluttershy because we aren't doing anything worthwhile for New Years

I think we have some wine for Midnight? idk

user15026

@spugsley I am at my parents eating pizza and watching hockey. So I am also boring

Fluttershy

@spugsley My friends cancelled, so I'll be ringing in the New Year with some Assassin's Creed or Monster Hunter. Don't feel bad.

user20683

@spugsley I am banging my head against the wall trying to install Rails on my Mac

user20683

11:27 PM

my boss did an informal survey at my work, only one person was going out

Ullallulloo

user15026

@frostengineer don't bang your head too much or I will miss your cute face

Fluttershy

@Lazers What the hell do we close this as? O_o

We need Too Localized back, dammit!

@Ullallulloo Rocket Raccoon!

spugsley

though, what is exciting is we are eating Sunflower and Honey bread from the grocery store with our stew and it is fucking good

user20683

@Fluttershy Very Low Quality

user15026

11:29 PM

@spugsley that sounds awesome.

user15026

Slow cooker stew?

spugsley

@AshleyNunn it's SO good

@AshleyNunn yes :)

Fluttershy

I dunno what I want for dinner...

spugsley

@Fluttershy Chinese

specifically sesame chicken

Fluttershy

Hmmm...

We don't really have any good Chinese places around here.'

spugsley

11:31 PM

also last night we made a homemade pizza on our new Pizza Stone we got for Christmas and it was pretty good for a first attempt

Fluttershy

We have a moderately okay one, but eeeeh.

MBraedley

@Lazers we don't have a close reason for this!? (flips table over)

spugsley

@MBraedley I KNOW I AM SO MAD

Kevin van der Velden

Happy new year from Holland :)

Ullallulloo

@Fluttershy Jeff agrees:

@shog9 how can you have "too broad" without a corresponding "too narrow"? Under these rules couldn't you ask a programming question that can't possibly help anyone but you, like Joel's mythical "there's a car parked outside my house" except "there's a recursive function parked outside my house"? — Jeff Atwood Jun 12 at 20:44

I think they're supposed to just be part of the "off-topic" umbrella.

Yuki

11:46 PM

@AshleyNunn So I fixed things by singing Out There on the way home. Disney always helps.