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9:00 PM
it's fine, I have a chocolate milkshake
and everybody knows that chocolate or banana milkshakes fix everything
 
user58869
people playing games
 
people don't play games
what is this madness
 
9:19 PM
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Q: What should I do to start a "stealth" or "assassin" character in Dark Souls?

MichaelBubleMy younger brother got the game Dark Souls a while ago. I have always said "the game seems too slow for me" but after seeing some gameplay and having my brother explain some of the things about the game, I want to start playing. What I want to do is have some sort of "assassin" or "stealth" buil...

 
Today I learned that I have photoptarmosis!
 
for the "too lazy to google that" club
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what does that mean
 
@kalina Sneeze when you see a bright light
 
hi peoples!
 
@spugsley Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!
 
9:26 PM
@OrigamiRobot darkness is the best though
 
@OrigamiRobot Yeah! :D
 
@spugsley o/
 
I'm making chicken tortilla soup and it smells GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
 
@spugsley This sounds interesting. What is in it?
 
@Fluttershy chicken
 
9:27 PM
@Fluttershy tortilla
 
@Fluttershy and soup
 
@Fluttershy chicken, different kinds of peppers, carrots, tomatoes, green chiles, lots of spices, and then baked tortillas strips on top
yummmm
 
@spugsley Hmm... Not my kind of food then. :( But thanks for the answer! :P
 
Now I want carrots
Sexually induced sneezing is a phenomenon characterized by sneezing during orgasm or sexual arousal. Symptoms The person experiences sneezing as a result of sexual thoughts, arousal, intercourse, or orgasm. Sneezing occurs independent of external nasal stimuli or allergens, and may occur at any point during a sexual experience. Both men and women are affected by the phenomenon. History The phenomenon was noted as early as 1897 in John Noland Mackenzie's remarks before the British Medical Association at a meeting in Montreal. It was later commented upon in print in 1901 in Gould and Pyl...
Great, now I know this is a thing.
I blame @Fluttershy
 
@OrigamiRobot that would be terrible
I would be forever sneezing
 
9:38 PM
@OrigamiRobot @Fluttershy @whoever else that was I can log in now!!
 
@SaintWacko Yay!
 
@SaintWacko Yaaaaaaayyyy!
 
@kalina That used to be my gravatar!
 
@Fluttershy Well it's better than your current gravatar!
 
9:43 PM
@kalina NO U
 
even better image for gravatar!
 
Squirrel Girlshy is best gravatar.
 
no
 
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Q: Let's collect the unlockable scenes!

AlexNo matter where I look, I haven't seen almost any indications of which characters unlock which scenes. So perhaps we should pool our knowledge as it grows and collect it all here! Remember that scenes in above-ground levels can only be unlocked if the correct character WANTS to go there, while y...

 
rainbow dash licking the screen is the best gravatar
 
9:50 PM
It's okay, it doesn't leave a trail of smear on the screen as it scrolls off the page to oblivion
In other news - what happens when badp get bored with crayons 256 colors of terminals, a long patch series with a lot of small fuckups to fixup and a little bit of spare time?
 
yawn Evening.
 
@Fluttershy Oh, you're not alone with that.
 
@FEichinger Nope! 18-35% of the world population has it, supposedly.
 
@Fluttershy Yep. I know three people that do, including myself.
 
9:57 PM
@badp I don't know but I'm dying for you to end this suspense and give us the punch line
 
@kalina Nothing noteworthy!
 
well that was anticlimactic
3
 
because this room doesn't give a fuck about git.
 
you're right
not a single fuck was given about git on this day
 
Confusing stars are confusing.
 
9:59 PM
@FEichinger your face is confusing
 
@kalina your confusing is face!
 
Ah, I appear to have regained the power of infinite stars
 
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
@kalina No, stars are finite. Very much so. The system reminds me every day.
 
SO IT'S YOU
 
10:00 PM
Not right now, no.
 
YOU LIE
 
@spugsley ?
 
Nope. I only starred one of those messages.
 
LIES
>_>...<_<
 
In fact, I have only starred a total of four messages on the star list right now. That's a rare sight.
And one of them is pinned, so there's that.
 
10:02 PM
user image
4
A rooooooooom... with a MOOSE!
 
You should fix that.
 
Still four, because one of them was just replaced by the image.
 
2 mins ago, by Unionhawk
You should fix that.
 
Not in the mood for out of context starring @kalina, I'm afraid.
 
This is an unusual day indeed. You should see a doctor, or something.
 
10:07 PM
Hello, I am a medical professional
*pokes and prods at @FEichinger*
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Yes, I see what the problem is here
Needs more fire
 
@Fluttershy flickr gets on my nerves blarhghghgh
 
@kalina Yes, I have a rather disappointing lack of fire in my life these days.
 
@kalina Gir not Chaotic? Honestly?
 
@BenBrocka Gir is completely innocent, just like me
 
Choatic isn't evil though. Gir is chaotic
 
10:09 PM
in order to be chaotic or lawful, you'd have to have intent
Gir has no intent, he simply is
Also, I'd just like everybody to take a quick look at the star list
Yes, everybody active in the Bridge has issues
 
You have issues.
 
I don't have issues
 
LIES
 
NO
 
Yes, you do.
 
10:12 PM
Nope
 
Yep
 
everybody else has issues
 
NOPE
 
I am issue-less
 
No, no, no.
Too late.
 
10:12 PM
I have no issues.
 
You already said everybody active in the Bridge. That includes yourself.
 
no it doesn't
I never include me in sweeping generalisations
 
You're not talking yourself out of this one!
 
I just did
 
Nope. You're a liar.
A terrible one, at that.
 
10:13 PM
Nope
 
Yep
 
See, even @Unionhawk agrees with me
 
@kalina has no issues is the worst joke I have ever heard told.
 
Ah @Unionhawk is confused and keeps changing sides
so let's ignore his random opinions
 
NO EVIDENCE
 
10:14 PM
ZOMG YOU DELETED ALL OF THE EVIDENCE
THIS IS A COVER UP
CONSPIRACY
*points*
I think I'm going to just go back to bed
at least my bed doesn't hate me
 
aw
 
I don't hate you
 
@BenBrocka You must be her bed!
I AM GOOD AT LOGIC!
 
@kalina We don't hate you! ... We just like making fun of you. Sometimes.
Also, I'm afraid @Unionhawk's efforts undermined my position, so I now have to agree with @kalina again.
Damn you, @Unionhawk.
 
A lot of the time.
o/
I WIN AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHA
ahem
 
10:18 PM
You don't win.
You can't win.
You won't win.
 
Those statements are demonstrably not true.
Because I just won.
 
You did not.
You can not.
You will not.
 
@Unionhawk didn't
 
I did, though.
DAMMIT
 
@Unionhawk you're wrong
 
10:20 PM
of course
I'm just trying to fill up @Fei's "Agreeing with @kal" quota. ahem
yes.
Sure.
I'll go with that.
 
Oh, you can't fill up that quota. Only the one about publicly agreeing with her.
And even that doesn't really work when you still lose.
 
well dammit then.
I'm just going to go with "bored and unmedicated" and leave it at that.
 
@FEichinger is in Munich. There is currently a high correlation between being in Munich and being correct
Roughly a 1 in 2 correlation!
 
@badp That's just about the nicest thing anyone in the Bridge ever said about me.
 
So he's probably right!
@FEichinger You're welcome!
 
10:32 PM
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Q: Minecraft: I can't place or destroy blocks in ANY mode

MrsJJohnsonIt just selects the type of block or plant and adds it to my inventory and I can't use it. All I can do is walk around and look at things. I've made new worlds, messed with the settings, uninstalled and reinstalled and nothing works.Even using the right tools, nothing happens. (I'm using a MAC bu...

 
@badp giving compliments? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS??
 
I'm not sure if I should appreciate the moment or be disturbed as fuck.
 
also - that was an excellent assist @kalina
 
due to having slept multiple times today I am a little bit slow, so I'll just say "cool"
 
10:36 PM
the right words at the right time with the right @FEichinger
 
due to me being me, I am slower. So there.
 
AS USUAL MY BRILLIANCE IS LOST ON PEOPLE I AM TRULY A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIOUS I SHALL GIVE UP AND DROWN MY SORROW IN NUTELLA
 
sounds like a plan
 
also BoI for $2 on Humble Indie Store
just saying
 
@badp mmm nutella
 
10:41 PM
Oh man. How does one even answer this question?
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Q: Is there any way to speed up the candy-making process?

JerryRoxThe candy is producing at 1 candy per second. To me, that is slow. Is there any way to speed up the process?

With a "too broad" flag?
 
@LpSamuelm nope, multiple mechanics for increasing candies in game
perfectly valid question
 
probably a dupe, tbh, but I don't feel like looking. There's an answer, certainly.
 
@Unionhawk Not a dupe. I just checked.
 
I just had a quick look, didn't see one
lots about lollipops
 
Okay, not a dupe. It's a question!
Apparently!
 
10:44 PM
@kalina It was une très petite joke.
 
your face is a dupe
 
It is indeed.
 
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Q: Is there any way to speed up the candy-making process?

JerryRoxThe candy is producing at 1 candy per second. To me, that is slow. Is there any way to speed up the process?

 
Voted to close @Unionhawk's life as "Not a real life"
5
 
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Q: Can I refill my health while defeating the rats?

JerryRoxIn Candy Box 2, the person living in the house on the top right corner wants me to kill the rats in his cellar, so I did. When I was fighting the rats, my health was getting pretty low, so I wanted to eat candies to refill my health. But I couldn't. Is it because candies don't refill my health, o...

 
10:58 PM
T-T
Welp, that's 5 votes.
 
@Unionhawk's life closed. Welp, it's been nice knowing you
 
gg
nextmap
 
I VOTE TO REOPEN MY LIFE BECAUSE SOMETHING SOMETHING
 
@Unionhawk -1
 
@DOWNVOTER PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT YOU'RE A JERK
 
11:03 PM
@Unionhawk I downvoted because of your face.
 
FAIR ENOUGH
 
@Unionhawk I vote for reopen because I do the opposite of everything that @Wipqozn does
 
In that case I vote to reopen.
 
That @Wipqozn is such a jerk.
2
THAT'S LIKE 5 OR SO CLOSE ENOUGH
 
@Unionhawk @Wipqozn is the worst.
 
11:05 PM
There goes my dominance of the starlist
 
o/
 
@Unionhawk Flagged for not renaming yourself first.
 
@FEichinger refresh
 
@Wipqozn He's got 2 reopen votes either way anyway
You should've gone for an undelete vote obviously.
 
You still don't see it? Wow your internet must be bad or something.
 
11:06 PM
@Unionhawk Uh, nope.
Not gonna happen.
 
@Unionhawk I don't see either
 
@spugsley He's a liar. A filthy evil liar.
 
D:
 
(I didn't change, I was just trying to mess with @FEi
)
 
Also, hai @spugs.
 
11:06 PM
@badp It's fine, we can get to 3 delete votes before you get 3 more reopen votes
 
@kalina I HAVE 4 TOTAL
 
QUICK GUYZ
 
I THINK
DAMMIT NO
 
DELETE VOTES NEEDED TO DELETE @UNIONHAWK
5
 
@kalina I ain't votin. Ain't nobody got time for that
 
11:07 PM
@kalina Done.
 
there's three delete votes
@badp it's fine, you have a binding vote
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA User deleted
Dammit @badp.
MOD ABUSE
 
@Unionhawk What? That must've been the garbage collector or somethin'
 
I AM NOT @KALINA YOU PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON
 
oh no D: @IanPugsley just said that @Unionhawk's life should be closed because it's a bad question
2
 
11:09 PM
@Unionhawk Expect to be kicked.
 
@spugsley +1 @IanPugsley
 
@FEichinger I WAS KICKED
 
Excellent.
 
@Unionhawk Perfect.
 
@kalina nah, he never comes into chat anymore so screw that guy
 
11:09 PM
I love when @badp kicks people.
 
@spugsley hey keep your sex life out of chat
 
Why are we still getting posts by deleted users
 
actually don't, spill the details
 
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
@spugsley Well ... you are screwing that guy ...
 
11:10 PM
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

In which @Fluttershy totes didn't get suspended for that

Sep 21 at 1:37, 4 minutes total – 9 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked Sep 22 at 2:52 by Unionhawk

 
Is he good?
 
we are married sooooooooooooooooo
just sayin
 
@kalina Why am I not surprised by you asking this?
 
DOES THAT MEAN HE IS <redacted>??
 
11:11 PM
@Unionhawk awwww he was so drunk it was adorable
@kalina oh man he is so redacted
 
@spugsley You should reply to her, not me.
 
I'M TOTES AWESOME GUYS
TOTES AWESOME
 
@FEichinger hey, you think girls don't talk about the size of their men's equipment?
 
@FEichinger oops :p
 
@kalina You are far too innocent for such unbecoming talk
 
11:12 PM
@kalina Well, I think they don't do so in the presence of the entire Bridge, but hey. All the power to you gals.
 
@FEichinger the entire bridge isn't present
@badp I am quite innocent
 
Man, I just lost my soul
 
@kalina The Bridge is. The members may no-- ... Fine. You're technically correct.
 
Google and the transcript loggers are present, that's close enough
 
I wonder what consequences that will have
 
11:13 PM
@PrivatePansy again?
 
@PrivatePansy it depends who gets your soul
 
@FEichinger As usual.
 
if I got your soul, I'd use it to set fire to you
 
@kalina The Devil
 
@PrivatePansy ah right, it will arrive here shortly then
 
11:14 PM
@Unionhawk I've lost the energy to argue with her ... I have no idea what went wrong.
 
@FEichinger Like I said, I think you need medical help or something.
 
@FEichinger You got compliment
 
I think I need other "help", but that's beside the point.
 
Complacent*?
 
Nov 12 at 4:13, by Ullallulloo
@Yuki "And the Bridge saw it and it was @badp's fault."
 
11:14 PM
@Yuki compliment
 
@FEichinger ಠ_ಠ
 
 
@Unionhawk What? I've not specified what kind of help.
 
@FEichinger Which confirms the need for ಠ_ಠ
 
@Unionhawk Well, not unless you want me to specify. In which case, eww.
 
11:16 PM
@FEichinger I do not want you to specify. I'm good. That makes it no less ಠ_ಠ
 
@Unionhawk It does. That's the look of disapproval. You're clearly disapproving of my choice not to specify.
I can be technically correct, too, you see.
 
I'm disapproving of the kind of help you implicitly need.
 
But I haven't specified! So you can't know what kind of help I need.
You're assuming things. To which I again respond with: eww.
 
IT'S PRETTY GODDAMN IMPLICIT NOW SHH
SH
 
You should know by now that I'd openly say so if it really was what you're thinking of.
So, shh yourself.
 
11:21 PM
YOU WOULD AND YO-- ...
>_>
 
why are we yelling??!? D:
 
I don't know.
 
@Unionhawk Have you finally realized it?
 
...
no
 
I think you have.
You're just don't want to admit it.
 
11:22 PM
nope
I don't want to admit it.
You are corre-- DAMMIT
 
Hah.
I'm sorry, @kalina. I never knew this was so much fun.
 
?
 
I rescind my reopen vote. @Unionhawk's life is clearly not a real life
 
@spugsley You can't rescind reopen votes. I've tried before, apparently it's not a thing.
 
@kalina Twisting everything into "technically correct" and all.
 
11:24 PM
@FEichinger are you insinuating that I twist things until they're technically correct?
 
"Little miss technically correct"
 
@kalina Yes, I --- DAMMIT.
 
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Q: When Raiden is turned into a cyborg?

astinxI know that Raiden is turned into a cyborg at some point of MGS4, but what I want to know is if this is shown in some point of the game or is just mentioned at some point? is there some actually playable scene or some cutscene that shows how Raiden gets turned into a cyborg?

 
YOU BETTER TREAD LIGHTLY OR YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER WAR ON YOUR HANDS
 
@kalina Insinuating implies that there's a possibility we could be wrong.
 
11:25 PM
@kalina "another"?
 
Honestly, I'm not paying much attention and just came in on that.
 
This battery needs a better locking mechanism -.- I fail.
 
@Unionhawk don't worry, we will delete you and make a better version ;)
 
@Braiam I'm already deleted.
Closed, deleted, no longer existed.
 
11:31 PM
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Q: Does Wii MotionPlus enhance the accuracy of games created prior to its existence?

JoshDMRegarding the Wii Remote + MotionPlus / Wii Remote Plus, I know the added gyroscope allows better accuracy with games which specify compatibility. Does using the MotionPlus on a regular controller enhance the accuracy received by other games? For example, should I be using it when I play Boom B...

 
We can delete people now?! Why did no one tell me of this new mod tool
 
@BenBrocka mods don't delete people, they make them stardust...
 
NOPE
IT'S TIME
 
Time?
 
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Q: Ubuntu 13.10 ICC profile. Ugly colors in 3D

monteI've just upgraded to 13.10 from 12.04. After setting everything up installed steam to rest after "hard work". But I was confused with strange colors in every game I have. I've checked twice my eyes and in-game settings, when finally I've realized that my calibrated ICC profile is present not onl...

 
11:38 PM
apparently not
since my mass effect install is corrupt
 
Ah.
Nice.
Probably Payday's fault this time.
 
VERIFY GAME CACHE
ENABLE ZE CHEATS
 
I AM NOT STEAM
THAT'S @YUKI
 
GAME CACHE VERIFIED
 
@Unionhawk No, @Steam.
 
11:40 PM
playing a game in an actual window
because it doesn't support borderless window mode
 
you should complain about it more
that'll show 'em
 
you should die in a fire
 
<3
 
AWESOME!
I have a save at Feros
MAJOR VICTORY
Choose "Ultra" quality textures, still looks like a game from the 90s
 
11:45 PM
I tried that before and it didn't work for ME
 
@Unionhawk No. Bad. Use unicode BLACK HEART SUIT character.
And then I will complain at you copying me.
 
oh no, this is my Ashley killed on virmire, super bitchy renegade save
 
@kalina Ew
 
at least Wrex isn't dead
that's all that matters
 
@kalina Shepard.
 
11:53 PM
@Yuki Wrex
 
No. Don't. Please, for the love of god, don't.
 
@FEichinger I should go.
 

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