The Bridge

kalina

12:03 PM

3ventic

Payday 2 anyone?

kalina

I'm at work

and I hate you

lastnight i did the stupidest thing ever

day 3 framng frame

all the gold out

all the bags out

tripped the alarms

Blem

@3ventic don't own the game...

Ronan Forman

I still don't know what tripped the alarm.

kalina

@RonanForman I think I got too close to the lasers in the vault

It's stupid that it prevents your escape after completing all of the objectives though

3ventic

12:07 PM

kalina

@3ventic thanks

Ronan Forman

@kalina Well the whole point is that we frame him. It's not a framing if he has proof we did it.

kalina

@RonanForman well maybe, but lest you not forget we broke EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF GLASS IN THE BUILDING

3ventic

@RonanForman Exactly.

kalina

us leaving before the police arrived wouldn't have tipped him off who did it

3ventic

12:08 PM

It was the lone dominated guard who killed his colleagues and broke all the windows because he found out his boss was doing drugs.

Then he realized what he had done and decided to cuff himself.

And he came up with a cover up story of 4 guys raiding the place and planting some drugs

kalina

well nobody is going to believe him when he claims 4 peeps with masks did it

3ventic

That's for sure.

kalina

thing is, it's not even 4

since we normally breach with 1

so its one dude in a mask took out four guards, 3 cameras, dominated one guard, put him in his own cuffs, stole the gold, planted the coke, and left

3ventic

That sounds even more convincing than 4 people doing it!

So classy

kalina

stupid mask

need dlc

need dlc now

TAKE MY MONEY DAMMIT

WTB armoured transport

TODAY.

Lazers

12:16 PM

-2

Q: Xbox 360 gamepad doesn't work an all games

I have a problem that's getting annoying, I use a wired xbox 360 controller on my PC (Windows 8) and it doesn't work on all game. I used to have problem with it on Super Meat Boy and Walking Dead, but I fixed it following this advice. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to work with some game I'm havin...

Sterno

I played Payday 2 once. It was a good time.

Ronan Forman

@Sterno Why don't you play more often?

Sterno

Getting 1-2 hours of consecutive free time is difficult.

Wipqozn

12:31 PM

oh, that reminds me

@Sterno Did you know someone made a show about you when you were a kid?

Lazers

0

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kalina

diet coke tastes AWFUL

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY don't you have any proper drinks with actual sugar in them

I NEEDS SUGAR

StrixVaria

@kalina Diet Coke is delicious.

Lazers

0

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0

Q: What to do with all these Iron ingots?

So I have about 10 iron ingots, but not sure what to start using them for first. Which is the more important thing to invest my ingots? I know armor swords and tools are important, but what is my priority?

minecraft

kalina

Diet Coke must contain different chemicals in the US

StrixVaria

12:40 PM

It might also be an acquired taste. My mom never bought non-diet soda growing up.

kalina

mm

tombull89

I prefer diet pepsi to normal pepsi, and coke/diet coke/coke zero tastes horrible to me now

kalina

I drink fizzy drinks that contain sugar

except the 'Max'/'Zero' varieties, they're tolerable

FEichinger

You all have horrible taste. Except for @kalina ... and that's rather disturbing.

4

Sconibulus

The only Diet soda I've had that seems to work alright is Diet Sprite

and even that isn't as good as regular, it's just not ass

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

12:49 PM

1

EVE Online

Proposed Q&A site for expert players of EVE online.

Currently in definition.

Sterno

@Wipqozn BAM BAM

Blem

there is a big difference depending on where in the world you are

FEichinger

@NewlyOpenedProposalsforEntertainment Yeh, no.

Blem

in the US coke without artificial sweetener is sweetened with corn syrup instead of sugar

StrixVaria

Everything in the US is sweetened with corn syrup instead of sugar.

kalina

12:53 PM

0

Q: "EVE Online" Proposal is already covered under Arqade (gaming.stackexchange.com)

Proposal: EVE Online This proposal is already covered in its entirety by our gaming Stack Exchange - Arqade and should be closed as a duplicate.

recreation

tombull89

FEichinger

@tombull89 How dare you post these terrifying sloth creatures here! Oh, wait, the paperbot isn't around.

OrigamiRobot

Am too

FEichinger

@OrigamiRobot Paperbot, creeping in the dark, waiting for the time to strike ... That is, the time a sloth is posted.

OrigamiRobot

@StrixVaria Except Cheerwine.

Blem

12:59 PM

2

OrigamiRobot

You people are monsters.

Blem

where you attacked by a sloth when you where a young robot?

OrigamiRobot

Thank god I've never seen a sloth IRL

fredley

brb, mailing a sloth to @OrigamiRobot

kalina

ordering 5000 sloths, shipping them to North Carolina

tombull89

1:02 PM

Slothpocalypse.

Blem

kalina

some day soon, @OrigamiRobot will leave for work and realise there is a sloth standing between him and his car

Wipqozn

@kalina That will be a glorious day.

OrigamiRobot

I'll just run away. It will never catch me.

kalina

he'll turn to run, and realise that there are three more behind him

Wipqozn

1:04 PM

We should break into @OrigamiRobot's house one day when he's sleeping and dress him up as a sloth.

OrigamiRobot

That makes no sense.

I'm not afraid of myself.

kalina

@Wipqozn turn his fridge off and put a sloth in it

Wipqozn

your face makes no sense

kalina

so it's crazy by the time he opens the door and jumps out at him

OrigamiRobot

@kalina I rarely open my fridge

Arperum

1:05 PM

@OrigamiRobot The sloth will open the fridge then.

kalina

have a box full of sloths delivered to his work address

addressed to him

buy him socks, with sloths on them

tombull89

OrigamiRobot, there's a package here for you, you need to sign for it. Uhm...yeah...I think it's a box o' sloths.

2

fredley

14

OrigamiRobot

Nothing would ever get delivered to me at work.

So that sends up all kinds of red flags

kalina

@fredley I had to triple check whether or not that was legit

and then I saw the police chief's name

fredley

1:08 PM

@kalina Aw

tombull89

5000? in one container? they'd be a bit squished.

fredley

@tombull89 Baby sloths pumped up on growth hormones

kalina

@tombull89 and thus absolutely fucking nuts by the time they escaped

fredley

@kalina Think of it more as an explosion of sloths

2

kalina

and these sloths are exactly like the other sloths

except they eat human flesh

and can smell your fear

5pike

1:12 PM

Mh..it seems GTA Online players get half a million ingame money as an apology for the problems..

fbueckert

Good morning, Bridge

3

kalina

@5pike the best kinds of apologies are the ones that cost nothing

Wipqozn

@fredley I love you <3

2

fredley

@Wipqozn Aw

kalina

jeez, get a room

OrigamiRobot

1:14 PM

@fbueckert Negative

fredley

@kalina We are already in a room

Wipqozn

And I'm an owner too!

kalina

@fbueckert salut, comment ça va?

Wipqozn

So you should get a room @kalina.

fbueckert

@kalina I'm going to assume I know what that means and say, "Not too shabby."

Wipqozn

1:16 PM

@fbueckert I'm not sure why people are starring this, but I feel like starring it now just to feel included.

Lazers

0

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FEichinger

French, @kalina, really?

kalina

WHAT?

YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE FRENCH?

oh wait, everybody has an issue with the French

4

nvm

fbueckert

@Wipqozn Aww, you don't need to feel included. You'll always be the best turtle in my books.

FEichinger

@kalina I'm more confused that you don't, is all.

RedRiderX

1:17 PM

@fredley Well done.

Trent Hawkins

@kalina @fbueckert ne parle pas Français

kalina

@FEichinger I don't have issues with the French for undisclosed reasons

@TrentHawkins you're missing an r

Trent Hawkins

No I'm not.

OrigamiRobot

All in favor of banning mornings say "aye"

kalina

@TrentHawkins AT THE TIME OF PUBLISHING*

fbueckert

1:18 PM

@OrigamiRobot Physics would like a word with you.

Private Pansy

Weird. I don't get it - Firefox is refusing to load a bunch of gravatars, even though they load perfectly fine when I try to open them manually

5pike

@kalina Yeah, but half a million is a pretty hefty sum. I can buy the best loft, every weapon + attachment + ammo and still have enough to buy good car upgrades.

fbueckert

Or, y'know, move way up north or down south.

fredley

@RedRiderX Sadly I've spotted some errors in it but can't fix it :(

kalina

All in favour of buying @OrigamiRobot sloths for Christmas, say "aye".

fbueckert

1:18 PM

Then you get LOOOOOOONG days.

Trent Hawkins

@kalina I reject your reality and substitue someone elses.

FEichinger

@kalina So ... you're screwing one? :P

fredley

aye

fbueckert

And super long nights.

kalina

@FEichinger certainly not

RedRiderX

1:18 PM

@fredley Ah well, that's what you pay an editor for.

OrigamiRobot

The vote passes! Morning are banned!

fredley

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert That wont solve anything.

kalina

that top is awesome, I'm going to buy him three

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Well, it would give you 24 hour daylight. Or nighttime.

OrigamiRobot

1:20 PM

Morning is any time I have to wake up and go do something.

@fbueckert I don't care about day/night

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot Then the problem is that you have to sleep. Might want to tell your robot body that.

kalina

24 hour nighttime would be SO incredibly awesome

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert No, sleep is awesome.

fredley

@kalina That's what the arctic circle is for

kalina

@OrigamiRobot give me your address so I can buy you several sloth t-shirts

and several sloths

Private Pansy

1:21 PM

The thing is, I'm not even seeing the requests for the gravatars on Firebug's net panel

The browser just seems to... assume they don't exist and don't load them, for some reason

fredley

Whoever gets @OrigamiRob for secret santa should buy him sloth goods

kalina

@PrivatePansy is mine included?

Lazers

0

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I live in a house with multiple gamers. We are considering installing Steam on our HTPC and using it like a sort of gaming console. There are a few ways to approach this, and none of them seem ideal. Steam installs games into a user's home directory. This means that if I have two different OS-le...

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kalina

can you see my avatar?

IT'S IMPORTANT

TELL ME

fredley

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=168218197

kalina

1:22 PM

TELL ME

Private Pansy

@kalina Anything hosted on gravatar.com, so yes

kalina

oh

Private Pansy

Mine is hosted on i.stack.imgur, so it loads fine

kalina

sad day for ponies

OrigamiRobot

@kalina Aww, you just wanna come visit me!

FEichinger

1:23 PM

Any sad day for ponies is a great day for the entire world.

Blem

kalina

@OrigamiRobot no, it's purely sloth related

fredley

@Blem Death Metal?

Wipqozn

@fbueckert d'awwww, you're so sweet!

OrigamiRobot

@kalina You wanna visit me and be lazy?

kalina

1:23 PM

no

Private Pansy

But only on this tab

kalina

every time you try to side step what is really happening

Wipqozn

@fredley I really want to send @OrigamiRobot this sweater for Christmas.

kalina

I order another 1000 sloths to your house

Wipqozn

I wonder how much shipping to the USA would cost...

Private Pansy

1:24 PM

The gravatar in the other chatroom in MSO loads fine

fredley

@Wipqozn Other people know where @OrigamiRobot lives right?

Doesn't @spugsley know where he lives?

kalina

I wonder if we can convince @spugsley to divulge his address

Wipqozn

@fredley No, but I'm sure @spugsley would help us if it was to torture @OrigamiRobotwith sloths.

kalina

maybe some dolan might help ease the information out

fredley

@Wipqozn Excellent

OrigamiRobot

1:24 PM

@Wipqozn Glad I can't see it

Blem

@fredley Yes Death Metal, or IKEA?

kalina

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot It's sloth with a santa hat.

OrigamiRobot

36 secs ago, by OrigamiRobot

@Wipqozn Glad I can't see it

Private Pansy

All pages on chat.SE, in fact

RedRiderX

1:25 PM

@Blem Yeah I only got 12 out of 20 for that.

Blem

i got 13

RedRiderX

I apparently don't go to IKEA enough.

Sterno

Why are we torturing @OrigamiRobot today?

kalina

@OrigamiRobot I know you can see that!

fredley

@Sterno You need a reason?

RedRiderX

1:26 PM

Or maybe listen to death metal enough.

kalina

@Sterno the wheel of torment actually came up with your name, we figured you were too old to take this much sustained abuse

OrigamiRobot

@kalina I can't see any images. I see a blank message that I assume is the image.

kalina

@OrigamiRobot WHY?

Wipqozn

@kalina He's at work.

Arperum

@RedRiderX I missed three or four yesterday :(

Sterno

1:27 PM

I'm pretty sure yesterday with the wall of ponies was my torment day.

kalina

@Wipqozn accessing chat via RDP

should have no issue

FEichinger

@Blem 15 out of 20.

kalina

he complains about animated gifs

he's lying to us

Wipqozn

@Sterno True.

OrigamiRobot

@kalina idk I'll figure it out later

FEichinger

1:27 PM

In retrospect, my mum took me to ikea way too often.

OrigamiRobot

I have to go to work now

I am a slacker

Wipqozn

@OrigamiRobot Just claim you've been abused by sloths and take the day off.

kalina

DATA ACCEPTED: ORIGAMIROBOT IS A SLOTH

4

RedRiderX

@Arperum What you only missed 4 out of 20?

fredley

@kalina Terrible formatting

Blem

1:28 PM

RedRiderX

That's pretty good.

kalina

@fredley your face has terrible formatting

Sterno

@Wipqozn I am on floor 12. Beware!

Arperum

@RedRiderX Yup, being a metalhead helps.

RedRiderX

@Arperum I would imagine so.

kalina

1:29 PM

is a metalhead somebody who has a metal head?

RedRiderX

@kalina Yes, yes it is.

Wipqozn

@Sterno Oh my. You're almost caught up. I haven't done anything on FLoor 13 yet.

Arperum

@kalina More like someone who bangs their head to metal.

kalina

@Arperum Is a metalhead always male then?

Arperum

@kalina Fixed.

Sterno

1:30 PM

@Wipqozn l'd probably be caught up, but story mode has a bonus dungeon level at the start of each stratum

kalina

@Arperum their*

FEichinger

@kalina :D

Wipqozn

@Sterno What level are you?

Arperum

@kalina Close call, but fixed.

kalina

major victory

mission accomplished

Sterno

1:32 PM

@Wipqozn 32-33

RedRiderX

This. This seems like a spam account.

5pike

Time to go home and get intoxicated. Till Monday.

Wipqozn

@Sterno I'm ~37.

RedRiderX

It just started following me, for some reason.

fbueckert

Long weekend this weekend! Perfect for lots of Pokemon playing!

Wipqozn

1:33 PM

@fbueckert Oh right, I forgot that holidays are a thing which exist.

fbueckert

@Wipqozn Yeah, when you're in school, you don't have to worry about it much.

kalina

You has holiday?

Sterno

Is this some crazy Canadian holiday?

fbueckert

You come to value them when you have to work 50 weeks a year.

It's our Thanksgiving day.

kalina

Next Monday is a day of dread that I am not looking forward to

Lazers

1:34 PM

-1

Q: Are there any tools providing integration between Steam and Desura?

I have perhaps 100 games installed in Steam and 50 in Desura. There are even a few duplicates. I can manually add shortcuts in Steam to my Desura games. Are there tools to automate this? To create new shortcuts when I buy/download new games in Desura, possibly providing icons, descriptions, etc, ...

steam desura

fbueckert

@Lazers Software rec!

Sterno

Canadians have things to be thankful for?

fbueckert

@kalina Do you dread it because it's a Monday.

@Sterno Yes. We're thankful we're not Americans.

2

Trent Hawkins

@Sterno Summer. It's short, but we're thankful for what little we get.

kalina

@fbueckert no I dread it because I've got to be up at 6:30am, out of the house by 7:30am, on a train by 7:45am, in London by 12:00pm, in meetings up until 6pm, on trains at 6:30pm, at home by 10pm.

fbueckert

1:36 PM

@kalina Ouch. Long day.

Hope you at least get paid for most of it.

kalina

6:30am-8:30am are hours that do not exist to me

nope, get paid for a normal work day only

I do get to claim back any food I eat though

fbueckert

@kalina Yuck.

kalina

and I've looked at the agenda

this is literally a day of sitting there listening to others talk about common sense processes

3ventic

Things to add to the list of confusing things: Finnish people are European, because Finland is in Europe, but Canadians are not American, because Canada is in America.

kalina

Canadians would technically be North Americans, but the term "American" is usually specifically relating to somebody living in one of the united states

Arperum

1:40 PM

@kalina Don't explain the joke :(

kalina

oh that was supposed to be a joke?

I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REALISE 3VENTIC TOLD JOKES

Sterno

Canadians secretly wish they were American in the same way I secretly love ponies.

3

kalina

10 secs ago, by Sterno

Canadians secretly wish they were American in the same way I secretly love ponies.

saving that before it gets deleted

fbueckert

@3ventic Man, if we were Americans, we'd have to go burn down the White House.

Again.

Wipqozn

@fbueckert I was moreso thinking because I'm done school and jobless.

kalina

1:42 PM

@Sterno obviously from this I take away that all Canadians secretly wish they were Americans, and you secretly like ponies

Sterno

@kalina @fbueckert can tell you that means "not at all".

Wipqozn

Although I have a good feeling that will change soon, since my interview went really well yesterday.

kalina

@Sterno I have met Canadians, I know

fbueckert

@Sterno Indeed.

kalina

@Sterno It doesn't mean I'm not going to interpret it like that in this instance

Fluttershy

1:42 PM

But... Canadians are Americans...

kalina

in fact, large portions of Canadians would rather be French

Sterno

'Murica is the best America.

Fluttershy

Which means @Sterno's love for ponies is a fact!

FEichinger

@kalina ... I think that's one negation too much.

kalina

@Fluttershy exactly

Sterno is one hell of an Apple Jack fan, I heard

Grace Note

1:43 PM

@Fluttershy It is a fact. Its absence, namely, is a fact.

Fluttershy

@OrigamiRobert, I'll be playing some DS tonight! But I won't be home until 8-8:30 ish.

@kalina Ayple Jyak is best background pony.

kalina

@Fluttershy true enough

and Rainbow Dash is best pony

Sterno

I'm willing to take on the mantle of "secret pony lover not in a clopfic way" if it also means every Canadian in chat wants to be an American.

4

Trent Hawkins

@Sterno I think we can easily twist that statement to be: Canadians don't secretly wish to be American - thus Sterno doesn't secretly love ponies. He's out of the pony closet everyone! he's no longer hiding it!

Sterno

Net gain.

kalina

1:45 PM

@Sterno well you said "secretly", by that fact alone, we'll never get them to admit they want to be American

yet we all secretly know that they do

Sterno

@kalina acceptable.

Lazers

0

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Sterno

my ipad really, really didn't want to let me type "clopfic"

6

Private Pansy

@Sterno That's nothing. SwiftKey on my phone, set to aggressive mode, would not let me type "damn", "fuck", "ass" and a bunch of other swear words

kalina

holy shit what is wrong with the world

I just google'd the meaning of clopfic

brb I need bleach

FEichinger

1:48 PM

@kalina You really didn't know before?

fredley

@kalina I'm not even going to try

Sterno

@kalina secretly writes clopfic.

Trent Hawkins

Wonder if @kalina knows about cupcakes...

fbueckert

@Lazers User reworded the question.

kalina

@FEichinger no way, I avoid coming into contact with stuff like that

FEichinger

1:49 PM

@kalina You .... Out of all people. Sure. Totally buying that.

Sterno

I'm sad now. My iPad no longer has any objections to "clopfic".

Private Pansy

@fredley r34 MLP fanfics, basically

kalina

@FEichinger I am being totally serious

FEichinger

Does raise the question how you managed to avoid it, though.

Private Pansy

@Sterno I think if you long press the suggestion you can remove it

Wipqozn

1:50 PM

@fbueckert I'll even upvote that. I like that question.

Private Pansy

I am still struggling to find a way to get SwiftKey to not autocorrect "autocorrect", of all things

fbueckert

@Wipqozn I even retracted my close vote! I'm glad that's something we can do now.

Lazers

0

Q: Will Crimson Spread In My Ice Biome?

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