The Bridge

user15026

6:02 PM

oMG I have spent three days on this miniboss in this dungeon in Oracle of Seasons and I KEEP DYING even though I know what to do.

BoltClock

@AshleyNunn You aren't trying hard enough!

user15026

@BoltClock Aww, thanks, that must be it ;)

Sterno

@StrixVaria Just get your fiancé to play it with you.

BoltClock

0

A: How to reword this question so it's not asking for a list?

What are you trying to do? What problem are you trying to solve? Is this idle curiosity, or do you suspect you might have a use for Twitter Bootstrap 3.0?

fbueckert

@BoltClock I've seen the asker on Meta.SO before.

Oh, he's raising some VERY unpopular suggestions in an effort to keep his question.

Sterno

6:09 PM

So did @kalina's meta just end up with even longer banning, plus @ChrisHateZ in the mix?

user15026

They both earned themselves a days chat ban

Lucas Kauffman

@Sterno 24 hour ban

BoltClock

@Sterno Yeah

fbueckert

@Sterno Wait, what?

What did I miss?

Sterno

kalina contacted SE support about this. After reviewing the chat logs, it's clear that neither of these users was behaving in a way conducive to a pleasant experience for anyone else in the room. They can both sit out for a day unless one of the Gaming mods feels like letting them back in. — Shog9 46 mins ago

BoltClock

6:10 PM

-6

Q: your account has been temporarily suspended by a moderator

So, I've just been banned by a non-gaming mod for stating something in chat that wasn't flagged, which was along the lines of: "being @ChrisHatez should be a bannable offense.", in a playful string of others stating "X should be a bannable offense." For this, I was banned for 60 minutes. I wasn'...

Disclaimer: I have no idea either. I just saw the meta

fbueckert

@Sterno Ok, that's what I missed.

BoltClock

Then remembered "Oh hey! I haven't visited The Bridge in a while"

Sterno

I'd almost say it validated her point except that she's the one who brought an outside party into it

fbueckert

@BoltClock We're just that cool.

Shotgun Ninja

@BoltClock Damnit.... see, this is what happens when people fuck around and get upset.

BoltClock

6:11 PM

@ShotgunNinja Hey, "dick" is sexist. Don't use that word.

(kidding)

Shotgun Ninja

Fixed.

user15026

@fbueckert Totally are.

BoltClock

Much better now

OrigamiRobot

> Yes, but it's not worth discussing further - kalina

Shotgun Ninja

:D

fbueckert

6:12 PM

@AshleyNunn I'm so hoping the farming game comes out on Android soon.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot ?

Sterno

@OrigamiRobot DON'T TRY TO TAKE THIS DRAMA AWAY FROM ME

user15026

@fbueckert Me too. I so want another Kairosoft game

Sterno

But okay.

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn I'm still working on Pocket Stables.

That one is much harder than most of their games.

Sconibulus

6:14 PM

Hmm... should a Wii emulation question be tagged with Wii?

user15026

@Wipqozn I am pretty sure I am leaving you a giant mess of mesages on steam, just so you know when you get to it :P

BoltClock

@Sconibulus Obviously it should be tagged with wii-emulation

user15026

@fbueckert I didn't really like that one

BoltClock

(Disclaimer: I have no idea about platform tags on Gaming)

fbueckert

@Sconibulus Or, more likely, the name of the emulator.

@AshleyNunn I'm enjoying it.

user15026

6:15 PM

@fbueckert I found it too difficult

Shotgun Ninja

My favorite quote ever:

> Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not. Cats have nineteen.

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn It is that.

I'm 12 years in, and still don't have a horse capable of getting to G1.

user15026

@ShotgunNinja What

user15026

That is awesome

BoltClock

@ShotgunNinja Wait, only one?

user15026

6:16 PM

@ShotgunNinja Also....normally we start with two, no?

SaintWacko

Cats have 19, and they are all "You should worship me"

user15026

@SaintWacko Truth

BoltClock

Also, apparently some NVIDIA graphics card makers are doing an AMD and packaging full AAA game codes with their cards since NVIDIA won't do it

fbueckert

I don't have a problem to solve. Maybe that's the problem! My problem is not finding sites or examples for it. Why can't this be the problem I am trying to solve. — Tony_Henrich 24 mins ago

facedesk

I rarely post on SO, and even I know that's not acceptable.

BoltClock

My brother just got a Zotac GTX 770 and it contains this

Ben Brocka

6:19 PM

@ShotgunNinja 19? Aren't they in pairs? And 19 seems high

I'd guess more like 8

FAE

Dear all parents and potential parents and US government who's considering being stupid about video games ratings, please watch this. Games Are Not Babysitters.

Sconibulus

@fbueckert looking through the emulation tag, it seems like [tag:<platform>] emulation is a reasonably standard method, even if it seems wrong

Ben Brocka

Is youtube being stupid for anyone else? On chrome I can barely load any videos

BoltClock

@BenBrocka Pretty sure it's just Chrome

user15026

@BenBrocka Chrome + YT is working fine for me

SaintWacko

6:22 PM

@BenBrocka I was about to look this up and then realized I wasn't sure I wanted to be googling "cat nipples" at work

5

fbueckert

@Sconibulus Oh. So it is. Huh. Continue on, then.

Sconibulus

I don't have the energy for retag crusade

user15026

@SaintWacko According to the internet, on average, they have 8

Shotgun Ninja

@BenBrocka I didn't write the statement, only quoted. Also, I am led to believe that it is a cat ritual to remove the lowest left nipple from all of their offspring at birth.

Anna Lear

@ShotgunNinja where did you quote it from?

Shotgun Ninja

6:27 PM

27bslash6.com, the article "Opinions". This guy is my antihero.

BoltClock

@ShotgunNinja I think he is everyone's antihero

user15026

@ShotgunNinja I hate this guy with a lot of hate when I can be bothered to care

Anna Lear

Oh, that guy. I think I read the entire backlog of his articles some years back. And then never visited the site again till now.

user15026

I find him irritating as all hell

Shotgun Ninja

@AshleyNunn That's ~~kinda~~ really the point.

user15026

6:29 PM

@ShotgunNinja I know, but its not even in like a "I am amused because you are a dick" sort of thing

user15026

its no, you are a dick and you need to stop

Shotgun Ninja

@AshleyNunn Sounds fair.

He is rather grating, and were I a bit more sensitive of a person, I wouldn't be amused in the slightest.

BoltClock

I agree though. If those are real people he's talking to, he's taking it pretty far

user15026

@ShotgunNinja I just think of all the peopel that apparently have to deal with his self-aggrandizing childish bullshit and I just want to throw stuff

user15026

That might make me sensitive or whatever, but so be it

Ullallulloo

6:31 PM

@AshleyNunn Whew, I'm not the only one.

BoltClock

@AshleyNunn It's called empathy. That is a virtue

user15026

@Ullallulloo highfives

user15026

@BoltClock Cool. :)

Ullallulloo

@AshleyNunn highfives

BoltClock

Alright I'm leaving, see you guys in a month or so. If I remember to come back :c

user15026

6:37 PM

@BoltClock Please come back!

fbueckert

@AshleyNunn He will.

People leave, but they always come back.

user15026

@fbueckert Creepy

RedRiderX

@BoltClock We'll just have to set up a chat bot that @ pings you every month.

user15026

WTB someone to come and beat this mini boss for me so I can get farther in this stupid game..... (okay, OoS isnt stupid its just making me frustrated)

StrixVaria

@Sterno She will also be not home with me.

@AshleyNunn I'm not sure if all of these are things he's actually done.

user15026

6:45 PM

@StrixVaria Probably not but it irritates me on principle

Ben Brocka

@AshleyNunn I'm not sure Nook really counts as a "Miniboss"

SaintWacko

6:59 PM

Well, that was highly amusing. There was a room full of those stationary balls of spikes, and also a bunch of enemies which charged at me. They charged at me, ran into spikes, and dropped lots of money for no effort :D

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Where is the creature slaughter dome?

i've looked around for it but I cant find it. Is it in the main menu or a specific location in the game? Thank you.

borderlands-2

0

Q: How do I unlock the hidden/secret vehicles?

I've heard there are some special, unfinished vehicles hidden in the game files for Nitronic Rush, and that there is a way to access them for use in the game. How can I achieve this?

nitronic-rush

user15026

7:15 PM

@benbrocka facepalm

Shotgun Ninja

@AshleyNunn Oracle of Seasons? Which miniboss?

zelda.wikia.com/wiki/…

user15026

@ShotgunNinja Agahnim. I know what I have to do (light the torches, hack at teh one with teh shadow) but I die too fast

badp

@ShotgunNinja I can't even tell which of the two is him

is it both?

Shotgun Ninja

@AshleyNunn zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Agahnim_(Oracle_of_Seasons)

That him?

Huh. Is there an anteroom where you can farm mobs for a Triforce of Power?

Or whatever the equivalent is for reducing damage from enemies?

user15026

7:31 PM

@ShotgunNinja Not really, no

Shotgun Ninja

Does he have a movement pattern you can follow?

user15026

@ShotgunNinja Splits into three, either in a triangle, or a line off to one side of the other, but I havent been able to predict the pattern

user15026

and then they all throw a giant fireball or whatever and those track you

user15026

so I suck at dodging

Shotgun Ninja

@AshleyNunn Yeah, dodging in that game is rough. Can you disperse the fireballs with your sword?

Or block them with your shield?

user15026

7:36 PM

@ShotgunNinja I dont have a shield, I lost it to a likelike

Shotgun Ninja

I know in LttP, you can knock back his fireballs.

But only the big ones, which you need to use to defeat him.

user15026

@ShotgunNinja .....I have no idea. I dont think so

Shotgun Ninja

@AshleyNunn try it next time.

user15026

I will! Thanks for hte help, btw

Shotgun Ninja

No prob. The GameBoy titles have some confusing bits, for sure.

I remember like the teardrop dungeon (I think) in Link's Awakening DX, I couldn't figure out the room with the bunny inside the boxed-in area.

Sterno

7:40 PM

The miner class rocks

Ben Brocka

Monetization tricks in F2P games

Grumpy Lazers

2

Q: Does it matter if I open other people's stuff?

Sometimes villagers will give me presents for other villagers to deliver, or time capsules to bury, telling me not to open them. I, so far, have been a good mayor, and resisted the urge to peek at the items. Other than them being opened, and likely then undeliverable, is there any harm to me ta...

animal-crossing-new-leaf

0

Q: Can Morgana cast other abilities during Soul Shackles' tether?

Can Morgana cast other abilities, her Q, W and E, while the Soul Shackles (R) tether is in place?

league-of-legends

0

Q: Why are my times not posted to the leaderboard?

I went back into the Timeline to see if I could beat the times that my friends had set. When pressing Xbox Y to see the leaderboard I can see all my friends times there, but not my own. Pressing Y to 'Find myself' I get no results. Why are my times not being posted to the leaderboard? Are there ...

grid-2

OrigamiRobot

8:20 PM

-3

Q: The Best Weapons/Armors after the Legendary Patch 1.9?

What is the best weapon in Skyrim (all DLC's included) after the Legendary 1.9 Patch? The loop in alchemy&enchanting won't work anymore, as you might know.

skyrim

Not again

spugsley

MY FISH IS SO HAPPPPPYYYY

he has new gravel and plants and a castle to play in!!!!

fbueckert

@OrigamiRobot This is exactly what we told him NOT to do.

OrigamiRobot

@fbueckert Yep

Shotgun Ninja

facepalm

fbueckert

THREAD WILL BE DELETED!! IF YOU'RE ABLE TO DO THIS, PLEASE FEEL FREE. — TrudleR 20 mins ago

Coronus

8:24 PM

> Hello there :D

Shotgun Ninja

@fbueckert This guy just doesn't get how this site works. He should try here instead.

fbueckert

@ShotgunNinja I'm not too surprised. Efforts to educate him haven't been very successful, as that question shows.

user20683

wimp.com/beatingcancer

user20683

This is crazy awesome

Sconibulus

He doesn't have the ability to be pinged into chat yet, does he?

fbueckert

8:26 PM

@Sconibulus He needs to show up here, or get a mod to super-ping him.

Sconibulus

don't you also need like 150 rep?

fbueckert

@Sconibulus For pinging? I don't believe so.

Grumpy Lazers

0

Q: Can you upgrade the pick-10 system?

Call of Duty: Black Ops II uses a 'pick-10' system for online multiplayer. Meaning of all the guns, attachments, perks, grenades, and wildcards that you have unlocked, you can pick a combination of only 10 to use at one time. Although I like this idea, it keeps the playing field more level, I w...

call-of-duty-black-ops-2

-5

Q: The Best Weapons/Armors after the Legendary Patch 1.9?

What is the best weapon in Skyrim (all DLC's included) after the Legendary 1.9 Patch? The loop in alchemy&enchanting won't work anymore, as you might know.

skyrim

0

Q: What TF2 items can I sell to the Steam Market?

I have over 150 items in my TF2 inventory, but all I can sell are my crates, keys, and Genuine Items. How do I know what is eligible for selling, and what is not? Is it actually possible to sell any item from my TF2 inventory? (Do I have to, say, sign up for another Steam Service before I can fr...

steam team-fortress-2 steam-trade

Shotgun Ninja

@TrudleR As a suggestion, take the original contents of your post, make a Tumblr or Blogspot, and post them there. Your content is good, and there are people out there in the world who will appreciate it. It's just not something that belongs on this website. — Shotgun Ninja 32 secs ago

Sconibulus

@fbueckert No, to chat

fbueckert

8:28 PM

@Sconibulus I believe you could invite him to chat right now, if you wanted to. If you can find his chat profile.

Sconibulus

I suppose we could ping him anyway, theoretically, but it wouldn't do much good

Shotgun Ninja

Really?

-5

Q: The Best Weapons/Armors after the Legendary Patch 1.9?

What is the best weapon in Skyrim (all DLC's included) after the Legendary 1.9 Patch? The loop in alchemy&enchanting won't work anymore, as you might know.

skyrim

Didn't he just get that one deleted?

GUYS

Or is that a reopen?

I am a finalist

8:28 PM

@spugsley For?

spugsley

is proud

findyourartschool.com/contest/view/…

2

this

:10123026 :3 considering I just sold @Ktash a print last night, I'm inclined to agree with you

user20683

Well done

user20683

it's just a question of assertively marketing yourself

Coronus

@spugsley Hooray @spugsley!

spugsley

@Coronus yay!!!! First prize is 3,000 dollars so...here's to hoping!

and also, if you haven't rated me there yet, please do so. You can be honest :) 1-10 (1 being, you suck ass and 10 being holy mother fucker you rock)

Shotgun Ninja

8:32 PM

I gave you a 10, despite only thinking it was an 8 or so.

spugsley

@ShotgunNinja lol you can be honest

Shotgun Ninja

It's really cool, just the composition (outside of the subject) is uninteresting.

spugsley

I gave myself an 8 lololol

Shotgun Ninja

@spugsley This is the Internet. Why be honest?

spugsley

@ShotgunNinja bahahaha

Shotgun Ninja

8:33 PM

Besides, $3000.

Coronus

@ShotgunNinja Because it's the only place I can be?

Sterno

@spugsley If you took a picture of @OrigamiRobot screaming in horror as you ambush him with a sloth photo, I would pay for a print.

17

Shotgun Ninja

@Coronus True, true

spugsley

@Sterno challenge accepted

Coronus

@Sterno This, please.

spugsley

8:35 PM

@Coronus lol this is the saddest thing I've ever seen

user20683

@spugsley recommend that you invest the 3k back into your business if you win.

spugsley

@WorldEngineer I want to take a few classes actually

user20683

You need ambush OrigamiRobot with an actual sloth

user20683

@spugsley that's effectively the same thing

spugsley

@WorldEngineer I guess I'll use the money to buy a sloth then

Wipqozn

8:37 PM

@spugsley Please do this.

user20683

@spugsley why buy when you can do photos for some zookeepers and then have them in on the conspiracy

Wipqozn

Set up a hidden camera in his house

OrigamiRobot

@spugsley I will stop being your friend.

user20683

Sloths are illegal to own I believe in the US anyway outside zoos.

Wipqozn

and then slip the sloth into his bed when he's sleeping.

OrigamiRobot

8:38 PM

@Wipqozn I would literally have a heart attack.

user20683

It's be something like this:

user20683

►

SaintWacko

@Wipqozn Slipping him the sloth, eh?

Coronus

@WorldEngineer I have to admit: That is pretty frightening.

OrigamiRobot

@WorldEngineer barf

user20683

8:43 PM

@Coronus Yeah but 15,000 years ago there were Sloths the size of Bison

user20683

see they are looking at cloning mammoths

OrigamiRobot

@WorldEngineer Megatherium are not scary.

Coronus

@OrigamiRobot Well, yeah. They're all dead, right?

user20683

Long dead

user20683

8000 years of dead

user20683

8:46 PM

which is actually more of a short of dead but whatever

OrigamiRobot

@Coronus Even when they are alive, they did not look nearly as terrifying as today's sloths.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Today is a good day.

OrigamiRobot

One more close vote needed

user20683

odd...a number in a game that can only be positive is a signed int...

Ben Brocka

@WorldEngineer That's not all that uncommon. Bejeweled screws you out of 2 billion points by making score a signed int

Sconibulus

8:52 PM

@WorldEngineer Those are the best! Antigold for the win!

user20683

signed short, I should say

user20683

but the value can't be negative

user20683

it's research

user20683

you can't get negative research points (cue medieval papacy joke, we're walking we're walking)

Sconibulus

It's concievable that you might want to be able to track negative points

user20683

8:54 PM

right but I've no idea how you'd get them...

Sconibulus

for example, if there was something that could cause your researchers to go the wrong direction, wasting x weeks of work

user20683

that's a random event

user20683

you just lose points toward the current tech

Sconibulus

You feel you shouldn't be able to lose more than you have, implying they aren't done looking at the wrong route?

I would think you'd never show the player it was negative, but you might track it negative internally

user20683

you have research at x points per turn. Each tech costs y points, the event causes z < y points lost toward the current research project

user20683

8:57 PM

you lose a certain number of points, once

user20683

the rate is still x

Sconibulus

Oh, it's the research rate?

user20683

yeah

user20683

it's the number of points I accumulate toward a given tech per turn

Sconibulus

huh... you'd think that would be lower bounded at 0

user20683

8:58 PM

it is

user20683

but the upper limit is 32767

user20683

that number is stupidly familiar to anyone who's coded with any static language out there related to C

Sconibulus

what game?

user20683

Master of Orion 2

Sconibulus

Oh, wait, hometime, I'll check back in later

user20683

9:01 PM

that's another first

user20683

Antarans sent a Titan on the raid

badp

hm

LessPop_MoreFizz

Tumblr has discovered Nite Vale. The inevitable Art is being made. All of the people who made Carlos white ought to be banished to Desert Bluffs, and/or fed to the librarians.

badp

Did you know? π = 10. In base π.

Shotgun Ninja

@LessPop_MoreFizz SHIT THEY'RE ONTO ME

@badp Useful for representing radians... though I do not think that word means what you think it means.

1 = 1 in base Pi, just like 1 = 1 in base 2.

badp

9:11 PM

I forgot a zero but zeros are like worthless

ALSO 1 = 1 MAKES NO SENSE IN BASE 1.

StrixVaria

@badp 000000 = 000000

badp

@StrixVaria what's 6 to do with anything now?

StrixVaria

@badp I MADE UP A NUMBER IN BASE 1 SUE ME

badp

I WILL BRING YOU TO THE COURT OF NUMBERS

StrixVaria

Also I think that's 5.

Isn't 0 0, 00 1, 000 2, etc.? Base 1 is so hard.

badp

9:12 PM

0^1 + 0^1² + 0^1³ + ...

= 0

StrixVaria

How do you represent 0 in base 1?

badp

0

StrixVaria

Wait.

badp

or 00

or 000000000000000000000000000.

StrixVaria

How do you represent anything other than 0?

BASE 1 IS SO HARD

badp

9:13 PM

@StrixVaria YOU DON'T

BASE 1 IS PERFECT BASE

ALL SO SIMPLE

Shotgun Ninja

Base 1 is the counting of zeroes minus one.

Done.

StrixVaria

@ShotgunNinja You can't just arbitrarily change the rules of base math for one base.

How do you represent 1/2 in base 0?

badp

Unary numeral system

The unary numeral system is the bijective base-1 numeral system. It is the simplest numeral system to represent natural numbers: in order to represent a number N, an arbitrarily chosen symbol representing 1 is repeated N times. This system is used in tallying. For example, using the tally mark |, the number 6 is represented as ||||||. Operations Addition and subtraction are particularly simple in the unary system, as they involve little more than string concatenation. Multiplication and division are more cumbersome, however. Comparison with other...

stupid mathematicians!!

Shotgun Ninja

@StrixVaria |/||

StrixVaria

I made a typo but now base 0 has to be a thing.

Someone invent it while I go AFK.

badp

9:16 PM

@StrixVaria Base 0 is the sound of silence

...stern silence as you get hellbanned from all math clubs ever

Shotgun Ninja

Base 0 is the double unknown.

It's what business people hand you when starting you on a project.

Ben Brocka

badp

@BenBrocka murder

in other news Wikipedia decides wikimarkup is now the evil that is killing ~~/b/~~ user retention.

Shotgun Ninja

@badp visual Wikipedia editor?

Hey, hey, first rule.

badp

> We expect to deploy this to almost all Wikipedias by the end of July as the default editor, starting with the English-language Wikipedia on 1 July.

@ShotgunNinja You can't hide the elephant behind the curtain after he crapped up all over the place.

Ben Brocka

9:21 PM

doesn't load for me

Shotgun Ninja

yeah, me either

badp

...it does for me

It basically loads in place

you don't even navigate away from the page

This comes up when you click on "Page settings"

as for what happens when you try to edit an infobox...

Shotgun Ninja

oooh, shiny

badp

...it looks painful

Shotgun Ninja

It looks like Google Docs.

Ben Brocka

9:27 PM

Visual editor would be sweet

spugsley

I need this

immediately

Ben Brocka

in-place editing doubly so

good to see they finally got a GUI designer. And a GUI. At all.

2

@spugsley ordering you one couch right away

badp

@BenBrocka They've also got some kind of anonymous feedback tool like ours

Ben Brocka

They've had that for ages haven't they?

or is it for interface feedback not article feedback?

Did you do soemthing to opt in to the new editor?

badp

I mean en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Article_Feedback/Help/… as in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:ArticleFeedbackv5/…

FEichinger

9:31 PM

@badp That's been there for ages, yes.

Ben Brocka

ah, not the big 5 stars form then

> The full timetable for the VisualEditor launch can be found below — but by the end of July 2013, we expect this to be the default editor for users on almost all Wikipedia projects.

oh thank fuck

But I don't see a way to opt in

badp

@BenBrocka en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…

At the bottom of the form you likely aren't getting

Shotgun Ninja

@BenBrocka It should be in preferences.

Ben Brocka

Good

I was figuring there'd be a "Hey it looks like you're using a terrible interface! Would you like help?" banner for logged in users trying to edit or something

badp

@BenBrocka There's a "VisualEditor will soon be enabled for all logged-in users. Learn more, help out and give feedback." banner though

Ben Brocka

9:36 PM

I did'nt see one. Got the visual editor now though

I like how they slam the words together to pretend it's a proper noun/they actually thought about the name

The Wikiped quickchange VisualEdit Graphically Useful Interfacer

spugsley

I LOVE SPREADSHEETSS

Tim Stone

raises brow

badp

In other news, Wikipedia could get themselves a forum while they are at it

user20683

@spugsley Do you have them printed all over your bedsheets?

badp

@ShotgunNinja or, what the fuck is this mess

spugsley

9:46 PM

@WorldEngineer lol :3

badp

how can anybody understand any of that

spugsley

It feels so professional to have a spreadsheet of clients and charges and profits etcetcetc

user20683

@spugsley Did you have @ianpugsley show you how to use version control?

user20683

or at least dropbox it?

spugsley

@WorldEngineer I know about dropbox

user20683

9:48 PM

Git and Mercurial are the two big VC systems

user20683

well there's others but those tend to be the ones used by lone devs

badp

@WorldEngineer ...those are binary files

user20683

@badp last I checked source code != binary files

user20683

oh wait, duh

user20683

Excel

badp

9:50 PM

> a spreadsheet of clients and charges and profits etcetcetc

user20683

excuse me while I go punish myself for this idiocy

Shotgun Ninja

@badp Forums don't meet Wikipedia's standards of quality.

badp

I mean, it probably would actually work until Git tried to automatically and helpfully "merge changes"

Shotgun Ninja

@WorldEngineer Cat'o'nine-tails?

@badp barf

Ben Brocka

@badp Indenting and lots of "wait who's replaying to what now"

badp

9:53 PM

@BenBrocka tons of unsigned, non-automatically-signed-by-bot-signed messages

@BenBrocka tons of unsigned messages announcing the unfucking of others' messages

Ben Brocka

Wow only 12 issues on all of Wikipedia and the SE network page is STILL on there?

user20683

@ShotgunNinja COBOL maybe

badp

@BenBrocka I took the oldid from sirtaptap's contribution list

Surely you wouldn't know him

Ben Brocka

I don't see many unsigned, but I'm just skimming

Also I hate reading who's talking AFTER the statement in this context

badp

@BenBrocka Second paragraph, and the fourth, and the twelfth, and the eighteenth, and the twenty-eighth

only the twenty-ninth got autosigned

Ben Brocka

9:58 PM

Weird, I thought everything got autosigned

badp

@BenBrocka autosign ALL the things? :(

I'm better equipped to autosigh all the things

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