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7:00 PM
@StrixVaria sounds good
 
Hmm, could make porkchat enlarge single-emoji posts
 
@fredley How about emoji-only posts.
In case someone uses more than one.
 
@StrixVaria If it's not a difficult thing to check for
 
@StrixVaria That sounds open to abuse.
 
Can you just enlarge emojis in general?
 
7:00 PM
msg.isEmoji()
@Ronan Yes, but harder
 
Doooo it
 
I haven't looked at the Porkchat code in years
 
just enlarge my messages by 300%, that should do it
 
I'm not sure I even want to
 
hell you could make a business model out of this
 
7:01 PM
Is there a CSS rule yet that specifically applies only to emojis?
 
Message Enlargement Supplements
@StrixVaria no.
 
I think we should petition whoever makes the rules for CSS.
 
.user-27.monologue .message {
    font-size: 50px;
}
 
"Have a selector that allows us to hide emoji"
 
@KevinvanderVelden "hide"
 
7:02 PM
I think you'd have an easier time setting the font to something with easier to see emojis
 
I mean destruction isn't an option anymore, they've spread to far
 
like those you have on Linux
 
@badp Is that a thing, I thought it's platform-dependent.
 
@KevinvanderVelden ur just jelly
 
We need to get mars habitable first and prevent them from spreading there but
 
7:03 PM
I'm on Linux here and the emojis are nonsense.
 
@StrixVaria 🤷 you can install additional emoji fonts
also 🤷 is one of those that are way easier to see on Linux than other things
 
Oh god my chat experience
Why have I done this to myself
 
@badp That's a box for me.
 
upgrade your ubuntu
 
refresh
 
7:04 PM
I'm on Cinnamon I think it's called, not Ubuntu.
Or maybe it's both?
I can't keep track.
 
isn't cinnamon just the desktop environment?
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's train time, I'll have to make sure to complain about emojis again next time someone posts one while I'm at work.
 
sudo apt install fonts-emojione
 
E: Unable to locate package fonts-emojione
And now I'm actually leaving.
 
My roommate got front row-center Markiplier tickets. I'm slightly jealous.
 
7:06 PM
@StrixVaria well
which browser are you using
 
@MadMAxJr row-center? how does that work? you usually row either on the left side or the right side of a boat
 
idk
maybe @uni knows
 
...is that a sex thing
3
I bet it's a sex thing
 
<A bunch of CSS that makes a center reference here>
 
@badp Is @Uni our new expert for sex things?
 
7:07 PM
Anyway. I can't handle crowds, otherwise I woulda got a ticket.
 
homework should go die in a hole where I can never see or hear of it again
 
Ten years later, I do /not/ miss college homework.
 
@KevinvanderVelden who was the old expert
 
@Avery new does not necessarily mean we had an old one
 
7:12 PM
:thinking:
 
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Q: What is the most effective way to farm TMRs?

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🤔
 
🤣🍉🐈🎼🌏 being 🏟️ on 🚳 a 🇦🇹 phone 🚩 is 🎟️ the 😫 best 🎶🏘️🥞🇧🇾♉
An I an emoji pro now?
 
Emoji are like thermonuclear war, the only winning move is not to play
 
😟🤑😗😑😨😟😍😍🤓🤗🤗😔😛👮‍♀️👷‍♀️👷👩‍🎓👩‍🌾👧👷👩‍🏭👷‍♀️👨‍🎓🧙‍♂️🧣🧢🧟‍♂‌​️🧟‍♂️🧔🍮🍮🍫🍫🍻🍚🍻🥄🍺🥦🥩🥟🔨🏙️🏫⛩️⛩️🚭❓🈲🔞🅿️🇦🇮🇦🇫🇦🇫🇦🇫🚩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍‌​🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🇳🇱🇲🇷🇴🇲🇲🇦🇹🇷
fite me
 
7:23 PM
:(
 
No
 
I don't know which is worse. Emoji or cell-phone shorthand.
 
also woah
I forgot how the original theme is
 
@Avery how about a nice game of chess?
 
@MadMAxJr Millennials.
 
7:25 PM
take that @fredley
 
No. Emoji use and shorthand reach beyond Millennials.
 
🆓🇸🇾🎣🏕️🐈🔓🖨️🚑🚭🛄🥜🛣️ this is every emoji that comes up on Gboard with the search "free". I understand exactly one of them.
 
Oh wait, smoke free, so two
Freeway?
 
7:27 PM
yes
 
I expect someone to explain the other nine to me
 
ambulance is there to support free healthcare
 
@Unionhawk 😫
 
🤔
 
7:29 PM
Bridge I'm going to be weird and act like @Wipqozn and go to bed at like 930
 
pm of course
 
eh
 
It works, it's beautiful
 
I now know 3 people who sleep at 930
 
7:31 PM
@fredley is it beautiful
 
@KevinvanderVelden wtf
 
🐷💬
 
🗨️🤶
 
@KevinvanderVelden How sick are you?
 
😒
 
7:33 PM
Now where the fuck is my extension signing key...
 
@Arperum Not very, I just slept terribly all weekend and am tired
 
I'm going to lie down on the floor and feel like garbage. Feel free to join in.
 
@fredley you're not doing it are you
 
Hey laying on the floor isn't just for feeling like garbage
it's also for when you're extremely crazy and tired
 
Napstablook taught me that if you lay down and feel like garbage, you will actually see the cosmos.
So I'm doing that.
Instead of solving this ticket assignment workflow.
 
7:37 PM
@Avery totes am
 
@fredley Is the zoom adjustable?
 
@Ronan Could be
 
@MadMAxJr I'll lay down on the floor instead of doing Use Case Descriptions and Activity Diagrams
 
The enlargement is animated
 
why
 
7:38 PM
"They love a slow ramp"
 
user15026
@StrixVaria peanut for nut free?
 
It's live, will update shortly
PC 1.0.10
 
does it replace emojis
you should fork emojione's or twemoji's replace script if you're not
 
Replace all emoji with one universal emoji.
 
7:43 PM
@MadMAxJr :poop:?
 
if(isOnlyEmoji(message)){message.setText(":thinking:")}
 
:ambiguity:
 
aaaaaaa why is getting twemoji to work globally this hard
 
Next up: Animoji
 
7:49 PM
I've created a monster
 
@Avery Oh has Porkchat updated for you already?
 
I don't use porkchat
(no offense but reasons)
I'm mostly working on getting twemoji working
and it apparently uses 256x256 by default: s.ave.zone/b091.png
 
@Avery You can download and install yourself, no need to trust that I won't update it to do something malicious (not that that would ever happen)
 
well I like reinventing the tire
though my aim is not replicating your behavior but basically getting emojis working on linux chromium without font abuse
 
@fredley wait a minute I didn't realize there was a choice in how much we blindly trust Bridge users; I thought everything is true and everything permitted
 
7:54 PM
@Avery At least you're accepting that the wheel is a thing.
 
lol, well played Porkchat
 
🤔
 
@Avery Updated a library, used minified instead of maximised version
 
ah, makes sense
 
@fredley at least that's what you want us to believe
 
7:59 PM
🤔
 
Why don't you have that library in a separate file?
 
really you just deleted everything and the 25 additions are just different links, file formats and whatever else to Rebecca Black's Friday
 
 
oh god
 
8:00 PM
yessssss
 
ughh
require on tampermonkey isn't working
> Chrome does not support the @require rule.
 
rekt
 
I just assume any script you guys talk about will just start popping up Friday windows on my screen until resource exhaustion.
 
> VM2474:335 Uncaught ReferenceError: twemoji is not defined
I JUST INCLUDED THE WHOLE CODE IN THE SCRIPT AAAaaa
 
Why is emoji this important?
 
8:14 PM
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@fredley Did you fix that issue you closed?
 
@StrixVaria Well CNR, so yes, it's fixed
 
Hm, I'll have to check when I get home.
 
It was that new messages cannot be burned
Can you burn this message?
 
I'm on a phone right now.
So no.
 
8:21 PM
Oh huh, it is fixed
 
hmph, it works.
twemoji.js is pretty neat.
 
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Q: EU4 Where does AE got from colonial region with European power affect?

MCBSo if I take Holland's provinces in Cuba will that increase my AE with neighboring countries in the colonial region or in Europe. In other words is distance calculated from the point of view of the province taken or the country?

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Q: In Skyrim I let swift survive at golden claw key part the indicator leades me through a door when I enter it shows same door I exited

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@MadMAxJr well, emojis are often posted on chat, and black and white emoji is really hard to read
often: rare, but eh
 
user15026
It's raining it's pouring I have no umbrella free sky shower for meeeeeeeee
 
8:40 PM
there is nothing in sportsball worse than rooting for a team that is solidly second or so
and they kinda are in there always in the fight
but it always ends poorly
and it's so close but often too far away
and the defeats sting hard and the victories don't make up for it
sportsball: not even once
 
Sportsball is a deadly gateway to healthy activity.
 
If you run a Digital Ocean MySQL server check your email
Or even if you use another cloud provider.
idk how often do you think people change default passwords?
 
8:58 PM
> Hey, guess what you have inside your head? It's a SKULL. Can you feel it? Every slight facial movement sliding over its surface?
> Your teeth are bones jutting out from your head and you can feel them all, but they feel just a bit... wrong, don't they? :)
> All that hair on top of your head must get really itchy.
 
Nice try Gravelord Nito.
 
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Did you know that you probably have a skeleton hiding inside you right now?
 
You probably don't, but have an x-ray just in case
 
@MadMAxJr activity? sounds inadvisable.
 
9:08 PM
@Yuuki I hate you
 
user15026
9:41 PM
@ToxicFrog lies and shenanigans
 
Raining moderately again, I might be breathing a bit more heavily than normal.
 
10:18 PM
@Yuuki Is it the hair or the skull
 
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@badp it seems that only certain versions are affected, so the title is a little misleading
 
doesn't it autoupdate
 
@badp not the free version
 
ironic
 
10:26 PM
I mean, it informs you about updates and takes you to the website if you click to update, but you have to manually download and install it yourself
I'm still running 5.25 because there's not much point in updating it that often
 
Programming documentation is the worst
 
10:46 PM
@Frank final boss of Metroid definitely feels like it's going to break my 3DS' circle pad, RIP
 
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Q: How do I increase my stamina?

WolfI run out of stamina easily and I haven't found any perks or items that increase it. What are my options for running faster and longer?

 
11:02 PM
@KevinvanderVelden My word
 
11:14 PM
@TimStone niiice
 
Fuck beer. The most common ruiner of perfect days.
 
0
Q: How do the team boosts work?

WolfThere are some tech stations around town that activate a team boost for three BluGlo. I've found health, building, and speed boosts. Do they always work for two minutes, and what exactly is the perk? Does health regenerate or building cost less? How much faster is the speed?

 
11:30 PM
@StrixVaria I hated it at first too but I'm starting to really like certain beers
I like light beers tbh. Pilsners are bomb
 
This one average order is because I accidentally added bacon to someone's salad.
Honestly, how is that a bad thing?
 
Maybe they're vegan
Also I don't know about you but if my actual order is messed up I consider that 'below average'
 
If my order is messed up by someone giving me extra bacon then I consider that delicious.
 
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11:47 PM
Oh hey, kingsman 2 comes out soon
@RedRiderX hm, I should update the XCOM character pool to give you the nick name "RedTuberX".
MEMORIES
 
@Wipqozn Only if you get the nickname "Old Socksy"
 
@RedRiderX I don't have myself in my own character pool
You can make a plea to @GodEmperorDune though
 
i can't play xcom2 now that free weekend is over :/
 
TIL you were jsut using a free weekend
I blame @freuki
It's the fusion of @fredley and @Yuuki
 
@Avery wat
 
11:55 PM
@GodEmperorDune
 
@Wipqozn i'm pretty sure i mentioned the free weekend multiple times
 
@GodEmperorDune well if you ever used chrome on linux then you know that emojjis don't work
 
@GodEmperorDune I probably wasn't paying attention
 
@TheMattbat999 bridge got your goat, eh?
 
So I did some magic and got it working
 
11:56 PM
I was probably too busy not buying KoL at the time
 
@Wipqozn i'll consider buying xcom2 when you buy west of loathing
@Wipqozn KoL is F2P
 
oh right
I got them mixed up
 
rektqozn
 
@GodEmperorDune well, he was poking his head out of the stable and I had to get a picture of that! Then, I figured you would like to see a cute goat moment
 

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