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Q: Is there a way to know, in client, if the champion I'm about to play is AP oriented or AD oriented?

From within the LoL client, is there a way to know if the champion I'm about to play is mostly AP or AD; or do you have to load up lolking or just know it before you lock in? I often just look at my champions and decide what I want to try on the spot; but when it's a champion that I do not know ...

league-of-legends

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Q: Can you bet your last body?

I have been wondering about this, but I don't want to ruin my account with this experiment. So, can I bet my last body(this box you are battling in)? If yes, what happens if I lose my bet? Will I be unable to play until I unlock a supply box or sponsor box? Will I be battling with levitating wea...

c.a.t.s

djsmiley2k

i... wut

hmum de dum

anyone ever got a job because someone talked to someone in teh pub?

HazyKingdom

lol I have.

ToxicFrog

...I have, kind of.

HazyKingdom

Except it was a bar.

;) jk

ToxicFrog

I mean, it wasn't a pub as such, but yes

Avery

7:15 PM

I kind of did too

it was a restaurant but yeah we were both high

HazyKingdom

^ this.

Avery

then I left a week later because he was being crappy towards me

I even live-bridged the thing

MadMAxJr

I got my first job at a hobby games store because I complained that there was not enough staff on Saturdays with open gaming and the store room. So I became the staff for the game room.

ToxicFrog

(also, I didn't get the job because of it, but I wouldn't have known the job existed and applied to it if I hadn't)

HazyKingdom

haha, I was let go from that job for eating too much pizza.

incidentally, it was from a pizzeria.

djsmiley2k

7:22 PM

;p;

@MadMAxJr I got one job at a lan gaming center, because I asked the owner every day for 6 months for a job

Yuuki

@HazyKingdom Never use your own supply, man.

That's like drug dealer 101.

Wipqozn

@Yuuki To be fair this really works best if you didn't already know it's a joke. To be honest after you've read a few paragraphs, and see "there's still a bunch left", it's pretty obvious what the joke is. AT which point you skip to the end to see what the punchline is going to be.

HazyKingdom

@djsmiley2k pure determination.

@Yuuki It was my first job so it was a lesson well learned. Oh and I learned don't eat already ordered pizzas.

Yuuki

Wait, you ate pizza while on the job?

MadMAxJr

You ate orders?

Elizer

7:25 PM

Why?

HazyKingdom

lol yep, I took the calls and placed the orders.

Elizer

and then ate the orders?

HazyKingdom

We also sold by the slice, and kept the ordered pizzas WITH the by-slice pizzas.

So I wound up eating a whole customer's order instead of a by-slice pizza.

Yuuki

:/

HazyKingdom

I used to be fat, leave me alone.

Yuuki

7:26 PM

I would never eat while on the job, I'd take the pizza home first and then eat it at home.

Elizer

@Yuuki Oh my....

HazyKingdom

We couldn't take any leftover homes which was the main problem.

Smart thinking though.

Elizer

@HazyKingdom Why not?

Fluttershy

I have to eat on the job if I want to eat lunch. :(

HazyKingdom

The owner was an asshole, we threw out a lot of product. Needless to say that company went out of business about three years after.

Elizer

7:28 PM

@Fluttershy Aww. That must stink.

Yuuki

@HazyKingdom Depends on the place, but when I used to work at a dine-in movie theatre, we were told to throw leftovers out instead of taking them home.

@HazyKingdom There's a reason behind it.

HazyKingdom

@Yuuki That's totally backwards in my mind. I don't even really understand why you'd want to do that.

hit me with some knowledge!

Yuuki

It's not necessarily a good reason but it makes sense from a certain perspective.

So sometimes leftover food is the result of a mistaken order.

Like a meat lover's pizza when the customer asked for a vegetarian.

Fluttershy

@Elizer Eh, I've gotten used to it after five years of it. Still, it'd be nice to clock out and go eat lunch somewhere sometime.

HazyKingdom

agh, that'd make sense, but still ... there are a ton of other ways to get rid of that food.

Yuuki

7:30 PM

The reasoning behind forcing employees to throw away leftovers is that if you give leftovers to the employees, they might have some motivation to mistake orders on purpose so they have some food to take home for free.

Tim Stone

tl;dr

Dec 18 '16 at 17:30, by Tim Stone

@Unionhawk It's funny because the real enemy was capitalism all along!

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