The Bridge

Unionhawk

12:00 AM

You can hold a choke and that's about it with that combo

two bugs

Bastion is really not as powerful as some people seem to think

Unionhawk

No

two bugs

He's 100% about placement. A good placement leads to some kills, but he's not GodMode or anything

Any semi-coordinated team will target you once you get a few kills

Unionhawk

I will admit though it gets stupid with 2

Doable, but stupid

In every possible sense of the word stupid

But yeah, get one guy behind a bastion Reinhardt combo at the same time that you have someone in front and he's dead

SaintWacko

12:22 AM

I need to play Overwatch more

But I've been playing Fallout 4 and From the Depths

whoa

I got sick of FO4

with no season pass it feelsl ike there's nothing to do

LessPop_MoreFizz

There is now a website devoted entirely to Breakfast. And hey are hiring a Bacon Critic.

whoa

already did faction main quests and such

LessPop_MoreFizz

yes. This is a real job that a person can have in TYOOL Two Thousand and Sixteen

whoa

@LessPop_MoreFizz But Time magazine owns that?

LessPop_MoreFizz

12:25 AM

@whoa yes.

Unionhawk

Snapchat and/or the cellular infrastructure as a whole feels overloaded here

GodEmperorDune

@LessPop_MoreFizz wat

did you land the job yet?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GodEmperorDune nope! You can still beat me out for it.

GodEmperorDune

@LessPop_MoreFizz nah, i'm not into bacon

Lazers 2.0

12:45 AM

0

Q: How do I add a thumbnail image to a mod on the Steam Workshop?

I have added a mod to the Steam workshop for the game "Stellaris", but despite uploading a picture to the workshop item manually, it doesn't seem to want to use it for the thumbnail: And once you click through: I can't for the life of me seem to find anywhere to actually set the thumbnail. ...

Dragonrage

man banned from Starbucks for telling people who were illegally parked to move

LessPop_MoreFizz

Fuck anyone who tries to pull that "you don't look disabled" bullshit

GnomeSlice

What does "on fire" mean in Overwatch

83% of game on fire

SaintWacko

Anyone here watch Gravity Falls?

user15026

1:02 AM

@SaintWacko YEah

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz I think it's more "there was no sticker/permit" than "you don't look disabled" in this instance

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn he cites both.

user15026

@LessPop_MoreFizz ew. that's shitty.

Private Pansy

@SaintWacko Yeees

Frank

@LessPop_MoreFizz Does he?

I'm not seeing where he uses the, "you don't look disabled" shtick.

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:10 AM

> “I saw someone park and it was obvious they weren’t handicapped,” Rowen told WTSP.

Frank

@LessPop_MoreFizz He clarifies that right after.

> “I saw someone park and it was obvious they weren’t handicapped,” Rowen told WTSP. “There was no handicapped-parking sticker, it wasn’t a handicapped plate. And so I said to him you’re parked in the one handicapped space and you need to move your car.”

LessPop_MoreFizz

I read that as a list, not a clarification.

Frank

Fair enough. I don't think that's what he meant, though.

SaintWacko

1:25 AM

@PrivatePansy @AshleyNunn Is it appropriate for a 7 year old?

Private Pansy

@SaintWacko Hmmm. Well, the protagonists are twelve. It's a little heavy for 7 year old, especially the second season

Dragonrage

@GnomeSlice it means you were doing well the entire match. Getting eliminations, healing people, standing on the objective all give you points which decay over time. If you reach a certain level, you are considered on fire. And you have to keep getting points to stay on fire

Private Pansy

@SaintWacko Common Sense Media recommends 8+ commonsensemedia.org/tv-reviews/gravity-falls

user15026

@Frank Yeah, I read this as a badly interrupted quote

user15026

And not as "I am making judgement but merely going based on lack of sticker/plate"

Frank

1:28 AM

@AshleyNunn Yeah, that's how I'm reading it.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can I save Xbox360 game progress on Xbox one?

I'm using the Xbox 360 disk version of Doom BFG on my Xbox One. After loading the game, I was prompted to select a storage device. The only option is cloud storage which is 'offline' according to my system. Will the game save normally like it does with all of my Xbox One games by using the clo...

xbox-one

SaintWacko

@PrivatePansy Ah, alright. I haven't ever seen it before, but my daughter turned on Disney XD and it was on, and some of the plot stuff was making me wonder

two bugs

Anyone interested in a Ratchet and Clank stream?

Frank

@twobugs That's a pretty decent game.

two bugs

Yep, I'm kinda sad the new one is just a remake but the first game really needed it

Frank

1:34 AM

@twobugs There's actually a ton of differences.

two bugs

True, they changed several things. They cut some of the scenes I liked :(

Frank

The story follows the same basic principle, but otherwise, is much more fleshed out.

And Ratchet is much less of a jerk in the new one.

two bugs

The scene with Clank and his mom was cut

Frank

@twobugs Well, as much as it can be called a scene.

They sort of abandoned that part in Crack of Time, anyways.

whoa

On a scale to edge to xXx_EdG3_xXx, how edgy is Reaper?

two bugs

1:36 AM

Yeah they basically retconned

Welp, streaming twitch.tv/twobugs

cc @AshleyNunn @GodEmperorDune

@badp

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1:51 AM

2

BlackBerry

Proposed Q&A site for users, developers and enthusiasts of BlackBerry devices.

Currently in definition.

1

Etymology

Proposed Q&A site for people involved in the study of the history of words, their origins, and how their form and meaning have changed over time.

Currently in definition.

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs competing against game of thrones and Silicon Valley, sorry :(

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How many pigs at once?

In Farm and Grow, how many pigs can you have in one pen at the same time? I could get one,but I can't seem to be able to buy any more.

farm-and-grow

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GodEmperorDune don't forget Veep. Veep is the best show on televisions.

Lazers 2.0

2:23 AM

0

Q: Grand Theft Auto 5 problems with pegu

I have ordered a bunch of things but still don't have pegasus. I really need some help. I will take anybody's advice

grand-theft-auto-5

Lazers 2.0

2:33 AM

0

Q: Why do villagers think my healing spell is a fire spell?

I'll be walking around the towns and cities of Skyrim, when all of a sudden, I'm told my guards and passerby that I should take care with those flames. Except I don't actually have any fire casting spells equipped when this happens; all I have is healing. Is this a scripted dialogue that NPCs wil...

skyrim

GodEmperorDune

@LessPop_MoreFizz I haven't had a chance to get into it. Vice principals also looks good

two bugs

3:16 AM

@GodEmperorDune Damn! I don't mean to compete with TV shows :(

Well it should be archived for a bit

Nobody commented but someone was watching so /shrug

GodEmperorDune

@twobugs probably the NSA

two bugs

Well that was probably the worst stream of mine they could have watched cause I'm really tired :P

Fluttershy

cc: @GnomeSlice

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy wat

new characters only?

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice I dunno. I didn't know it was even a thing until it was tweeted.

GnomeSlice

3:23 AM

Is this like an enforced thing

or just like a 'hey guys lets all do this'

yeah

community event

Lazers 2.0

-2

Q: How domi get pegasus in gta

Help me I've tried 1 way that I've heard everywere but didn't work. I will take anyone's advice for this. Fcfffffdsgnngxbbc yfggvb gdfggg hnhxdfgbgf.

grand-theft-auto-5

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice Yeah, it's a community event.

GnomeSlice

3:44 AM

Online still isn't working for me @Fluttershy

except with my knight, last time I tried

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Can we really do this?

Plz give me the command to spawn a mob spawner. And i really want to know can we increse or decreace the speed of spawning mobs??? I have tried a lot to out about the same. I have also asked to may MC friends but they do not know anything about it.

minecraft minecraft-commands

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

in The Nineteenth Byte, 1 min ago, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

For anybody who is interested, somebody doing the pacifist route for nethack, on NAO as Eldrak, active right now.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What are some local servers? Not like lifeboat or other servers like those

Not like lifeboat or other servers like those. I have already tried searching google and it isn't what I wanted. I want the servers that are the ones where there is free land and building.

minecraft

user15026

Dear webcam the fact that you don't have win10 drivers and apparently aren't supported anymore and also just bluescreened my machine means I think I don't need you.

user15026

And if i need a webcam for something, I suspect I will find one that isn't you.

Lazers 2.0

4:07 AM

0

Q: Clicking gains +1% of your CpS

I have this upgrade in Cookie Clicker, but I have no idea what it means: "Clicking gains +1% of your CpS". Can anyone provide any info? Once I buy it, clicking doesn't seem to make any difference.

cookie-clicker

GodEmperorDune

5:17 AM

wat

there is a katamari damacy clicker that is available in canada but not us?

user15026

@GodEmperorDune It's really crappy

user15026

you aren't missing out on anytyhing

GodEmperorDune

@AshleyNunn oh :(

does it even have the awesome music?

user15026

Kinda

user15026

But I didn't play it for long, I really didn't like it much

whoa

5:19 AM

Only goldfish pick McCree

GodEmperorDune

i guess i will scratch my katamari itch by listening to the soundtrack on youtube

Private Pansy

Steven Universe – Love Like You (Complete)

►

Love Like You is SU's closing theme

Unionhawk

Lol, notch is currently shitting on GPL and predictably angering a very specific set of nerds

GodEmperorDune

@Unionhawk nice

wasn't that one guy being a dick with gpl a while ago

he submitted like one patch to bukkit and wanted a piece of the micrososft sale or something

Unionhawk

I don't remember, there was some licensing dispute with bukkit

That ended in it being gone forever and now Spigot is the thing

It being GPL related seems right

GodEmperorDune

5:31 AM

the dude who threw a fit is probably so happy right now

Unionhawk

Since they rolled some bukkit code into Minecraft and then oh teh noes that's against my copyleft

GodEmperorDune

congrats man, your tiny patch brought the whole thing down

Unionhawk

And like, nobody at mojang cares but oh well let's bring down the original project because I'm not happy with how my contributions are being used

Yeah

This is why MIT is the most superior license because its basically just a copyright notice with some extra "you can distribute this with the license" bits, rather than "my code must remain in line with my political views on FOSS"

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: msi GE72 2QF Apache Pro, Windows 10 laptop

I have a gamma issue. My computer is an msi GE72 2QF Apache Pro, Windows 10. The problem first started when I was playing Overwatch. I was playing regularly, but then suddenly the framerate started severely dropping at random times. I still haven't tested the framerate to see if it had anything t...

monitor framerate

Private Pansy

6:54 AM

Goddamn it tar

GodEmperorDune

@PrivatePansy gz it tar

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Do player change factions in Farcry 4 after receiving

Spoilers as it is a question about end game. In the end, we have two options, either to let Pagan Min survive or kill him. I killed him, so obviously I can't redo that now. Apparently, if I hadn't kill him, he would have left whole of Kyrat for the player. Now, question is, if that happens, tec...

far-cry-4

Lazers 2.0

7:50 AM

0

Q: My Skyrim won't let me build a house

Basically what happened was I started building a house in Skyrim and I got most of it done but it won't let me build the rest. What I mean is when I go to Carpenter's Workbench it is just a menu with nothing on it.

skyrim-hearthfire

badp

@twobugs I'm pretty sure you've started not streaming on Fridays and Saturdays on purpose

Kevin van der Velden

Morning chat \o

Private Pansy

Afternoon o/

GodEmperorDune

evening \o/

or actually very early morning

Ronan

8:11 AM

/o\ Morning

-o-

~o~

~~~o~~~

^~~~~~o~~~~~^

did yall brexit yet?

Ronan

@GodEmperorDune Not yet, it's the last day to register to vote tomorrow.

Private Pansy

8:23 AM

Ooo, is that today?

Awww

Ronan

23rd is the actual vote.

Although I've already sent my vote off.

badp

for the "I know I'm not racist, okay?" series

(alternate title: Is It Racist If It's True)

GodEmperorDune

@badp the answer will depend if Typhoon releases a diss track in response

badp

@GodEmperorDune I'll send you a diss pear

GodEmperorDune

@badp no, @ardaozkal said no posting of diss pears during ramadan

badp

8:27 AM

Why do you think I've given him my best wishes for a good luck

GodEmperorDune

@badp i dunno, why?

badp

meanwhile in trains

GodEmperorDune

> to which the stuck man said, I told them I could hold out to the next station

@badp also why do they have the making of video linked but not the real video of parkour much ezio?

fredley

@badp "If it's done to fight crime"

badp

@fredley because skin color just drives people to be more criminal

fredley

8:41 AM

> 80 percent stating that it is acceptable

@Wipqozn

Ronan

@fredley if it's done to fight crime, or if it works? Because only one of those is true.

fredley

@Ronan What 'fighting crime' is is undefined.

My boss on PHP: "Sometimes you have to live through the dark night to understand why the sun is so good"

Ronan

@fredley We use racial profiling as an incentive to get more racist police.

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1

Overclocking

Proposed Q&A site for enthusiasts in overclocking

Currently in definition.

1

Microprocessors & GPUs

Proposed Q&A site for electronics Engineers to share & expand their understanding of current gen microprocessors, co-processors, GPUs, architecture & further development. Processor design for specialized areas like IoT, Gaming, VR, Smartwatches, Drones, Robotics & beyond.

Currently in definition.

1

IT Procurement

Proposed Q&A site for assisting decision makers about purchasing IT equipment, ranging from mobile phones to laptops to servers.

Currently in definition.

GodEmperorDune

I can't believe you are talking about racial profiling without Americans present. We invented racial profiling. We have terrific racial profiling, the best racial profiling.

2

fredley

8:56 AM

@GodEmperorDune I laughed. Then I cried.

@GodEmperorDune "Look at my African-American over here, look at him"

At this point, unless Bernie somehow pulls it out of the bag, which I think is very unlikely, we're heading towards a Trump presidency.

It looks like Gary Byrne's book might damage her enough to knock her out of contention.

Private Pansy

9:09 AM

@fredley We're all going to laugh, then cry

GodEmperorDune

@fredley except that Americans don't read books

badp

@GodEmperorDune what are you?

GodEmperorDune

@badp asleep

badp

@GodEmperorDune American citizenship is revoked during sleep?

fredley

9:24 AM

@GodEmperorDune Media will report it though

Private Pansy

9:38 AM

That's what Java devs do in checked exceptions catch blocks ... and why I believe they are just useless verbosity https://t.co/52bYuaZRWL

Tweeted by mariofusco on June 6, 2016 at 5:58 AM

Kevin van der Velden

@PrivatePansy that's an utterly useless graph without percentages

Private Pansy

Total number of - Checked Exception: 3,671,632 / Unchecked Exception: 1,355,319

From: plg.uwaterloo.ca/~migod/846/current/projects/…

Kevin van der Velden

So 65% are useless (the top 5). Nice

badp

9:55 AM

waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/06/01/…

Private Pansy

10:05 AM

@Fluttershy Swearing in the latest episode is so precious

badp

10:21 AM

ouch

Ronan

10:34 AM

@PrivatePansy Oh no. So many people catching Throwable

badp

10:48 AM

it's what shuts up the compiler

and also the correct thing to do when you want to say, "I literally don't care if this piece of code fails"

Kevin van der Velden

@badp so much ouch

fredley

Meanwhile, in Scala:

val source = Source(1 to 10)
val sink = Sink.fold[Int, Int](0)(_ + _)

// connect the Source to the Sink, obtaining a RunnableFlow
val runnable: RunnableFlow = source.to(sink)

// materialize the flow
val materialized: MaterializedMap = runnable.run()

// get the materialized value of the FoldSink
val sum: Future[Int] = materialized.get(sink)

pls

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Genesect in X and Y

I came across some advice on Genesect's fossil but i could'nt find it. Does anyone have an answer? Even though i've tried looking up the answer and used the move Rock Smash a billion times I still cant do it I need advice

pokemon-series

0

Q: Accessing old games in my playstation plus subscription

Hello i have a 1 year playstation plus subscription playing on my ps4, six month passed now from this subscription. I want to buy a new playstation vita my question is will i be able to download the old games from this six month that passed in my subscription? or i will be only able to download t...

ps-vita

badp

@fredley hmm, generators

Of course there will be other ways to sum numbers from 1 to 10

fredley

@badp Yes

fredley

11:14 AM

Today, in drawn-on-gifs

Wipqozn

11:27 AM

@fredley We're planning a site rebuild at some point. I wonder if I can convince my boss to use Django.

Also 8 hours until the polls open

Remember everyone, vote for me, or I'll burn down your homes.

2

Kevin van der Velden

Seems legit

Wipqozn

Also last night I dreamed that @Fluttershy, @Dragonrage, and @John withdrew from the race, and we only had four candidates. I'm not sure who the fourth candiate was.

Ronan

A second @Wipqozn.

Wipqozn

Also for some reason voting results were live, and for the first few econds I was losing. Then I woke up.

hmm maybe @fredley god damn it @fredley

hmmm maybe @Fluttershy didn't withdraw...

Kevin van der Velden

I mean, it's a dream. Starting with 7 and having 4 withdraw can still leave 4 people in a dream

Wipqozn

11:33 AM

I what

started with 6 and 3 withdrew,m but maybeonly 2

I'm talking like right before the election folks withdrew

@GnomeSlice

Kevin van der Velden

Shhhh

I'm a programmer I don't need to do math

Wipqozn

That reminds me, I should listent o that album from last week. I don't think I ever completed.

fredley

@Wipqozn I did make a nomination

Still time for some last-minute hop-ons

Wipqozn

@fredley I know

@fredley True!

> You've answered all available featured poll

I really wish Goodreads atually made new pollls, like, ever

I like wasting time on this featured polls

Jaja - Starfields [Full Album]

►

I really like this piece you sent me @GnomeSlice. I know I mentioned that already. but I'm mentioning it again. SO DEAL WITH IT.

#getrekt #yolo #420 #thuglife #lifehacks #gnomiebear #sterno

two bugs

12:03 PM

@badp I will stream on Fridays and Saturdays again! I promise!

badp

@twobugs dankest danks

danksts

two bugs

Anyway today is off to a crappy start because I got going early and was making great time and then I got stuck behind someone who was biking down THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN LANE on a really busy road

Doing 10 mph

Dear bikers: Don't do that

badp

bikers do that for lack of an alternative

two bugs

There was a sidewalk and a bike lane

Biking on a very busy street at very low speeds just seems to congest everything and make it worse for everyone

Wipqozn

Bikes aren't supposed to go on the sidewalk, at least in Canada. Also if there was a bike lane then yeah, person was kind of an asshole.

two bugs

12:06 PM

Especially if you just go down the middle

@Wipqozn There's a similar notion in America but there aren't any laws against it, at least in my area

That seems highly preferable to me

Biker also rolled through all stoplights... I don't think that is very safe either

Kevin van der Velden

Stoplights as in traffic lights with a red signal or more like toggle-able stopsigns?

Wipqozn

@twobugs well that's illegal

Sounds like the kind of person who makes everyone hate bikers

two bugs

@KevinvanderVelden Stoplights

Another factor that I think is worth mentioning is that this route the biker was taking goes through a traffic circle

Nobody in America knows how these things work to begin with

Kevin van der Velden

@twobugs so traffic lights with a red signal check

@twobugs well that's because american roads are dumb

two bugs

And this specific intersection had the highest rate of accidents in my state to begin with

I dunno, I wish we had better bike options but this biker seemed like a real jerk

Kevin van der Velden

12:16 PM

Yup

two bugs

At my other job you'd see bikers take HellRoad (4 lane road wide enough to be a 2 lane at best) and that was really bad

HellRoad led to one of my cars getting totaled (not my fault at all actually) and someone slamming into a bus on my way home once

Unionhawk

@twobugs It's like an interstate except it goes in a circle and you really shouldn't do 80 inside and in fact really except for the entering and exiting bit it's not at all like an interstate

Doing 80 in a traffic circle is hazardous for your health

If you're asking which measure of speed: either

Kevin van der Velden

Yes

I mean, there's "turborotondes" (really big traffic circles, with multiple lanes side by side) where you can go 80 kph

Unionhawk

80 km/h is technically more possible, but only in the "professional driver on a closed course" sense, and only given a sufficiently large traffic circle

Although then again 80 km/h is not really terribly quick

So it probably just needs a sufficiently large circle

Kevin van der Velden

Yeah

I know several near me where 80 kph is a fine speed, assuming you can see that it's clear (i.e. you know you won't crash and die)

badp

12:26 PM

@twobugs traffic circles are good for you

Kevin van der Velden

Traffic circles are way better than 4 way stop intersections

Because you can follow the rules and not have to stop

Also multiple people can be in it at the same time

Unionhawk

We do have turn on red as a thing to offset that, which apparently is not a thing in Europe?

badp

good luck turning on red

or like actually going anywhere

Unionhawk

Who thought any of this was a good idea

And why

badp

if you don't know what you're looking at, that's okay, I don't know either

two bugs

12:29 PM

@badp They're wonderful but people suck at them

badp

that's like a 7-way intersectoin

that you can go through

(7 without double-counting streets that have physical separation in the two directions of travel)

two bugs

Traffic circles are just starting to be introduced in my area

badp

@twobugs fair warning: once you start adding roundabouts, there's no end to it

Unionhawk

We have one in a spot where it makes sense

And that was added like 8 years ago and we've stopped fine

badp

expect increasingly tinier roundabouts in increasingly sillier spots

Unionhawk

12:31 PM

So

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk how is that a thing? "Okay I need to go straight and my light is green but there's 10 people on my right going to their right with a red light so... I'm fucked"

Unionhawk

I don't think they can get smaller

badp

@Unionhawk just don't put anything in the middle

just a nice circle painted on the ground

two bugs

@badp I'll be the Roundabout

The words will make you out and out

Unionhawk

@KevinvanderVelden If you have the green you have the right of way, the people turning on red have to stop and see that it is clear

But they can go if it is clear before they get a green

Kevin van der Velden

12:33 PM

So basically a free for all

Unionhawk

No not a free for all there are goddamn rules

This isn't 'nam

two bugs

They added extreme signage to the roundabout by my workplace

Kevin van der Velden

@Unionhawk do people follow the rules? No? Then it's a free for all

two bugs

You're suppose to always yield to people in the roundabout but not everyone does

badp

@twobugs is it like croatia-level of enthusiasm for pay-toll barriers?

Unionhawk

12:34 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Yes because that is how you don't die

badp

@Unionhawk do people die?

two bugs

@badp Before the signage this was one of the most crash prone intersections in my state

So probably

Unionhawk

Because the rules are essentially "don't turn right in front of a guy"

And, obviously

badp

BUT DO PEOPLE DIE

and Imma let you finish

Unionhawk

I mean, don't we all?

badp

12:35 PM

WELL THEN

Unionhawk

BUT PEOPLE DIE FROM NOT WEARING THEIR SEATBELTS WHICH IS ALSO THE LAW

107 this year so far in this state

badp

ALSO METAL SHARDS IN AIRBAGS

Unionhawk

Yes

two bugs

People refusing to wear their seatbelts is bewildering to me

Unionhawk

Yes

Kevin van der Velden

12:36 PM

Yes

badp

Yes

Kevin van der Velden

I mean, at least the benefit is that they generally only kill themselves as opposed to other people

two bugs

Also this talk about bike stuff made me realize that despite my area priding itself on progressiveness we still have a lot of progress to be made on bike routes

@KevinvanderVelden I'm pretty sure there's resistance to laws requiring seatbelts

Unionhawk

Anybody who actually believes that they cause harm is an idiot, but not an idiot who deserves to be thrown through a windshield, if only by virtue of the fact that nobody deserves that

two bugs

I mean, Michigan recently repealed a law requiring motorcycle helmets

badp

12:38 PM

wat

two bugs

Sure, a Motorcycle helmet isn't going to help in SOME cases but in others it could prevent you from serious brain damage

Plus they look cool

badp

helmets on motorcycles are a law even in Italy

Unionhawk

@badp Michigan recently restored the freedoms of people who don't like helmets

badp

a law that plenty of people dismiss

but still

two bugs

Michigan is a very strange state

Kevin van der Velden

12:39 PM

in Game Development, 2 mins ago, by Jon

http://teletext.zaibatsutel.net/post/145370716258/deadupdate-or-how-i-learned-to‌-stop-worrying-and

Wat

SO MUCH WAT

two bugs

I think I mentioned that in some parts of Michigan if you are affiliated with our state Department of Natural Resources (DNR) you get a lot of hatred

To the point of people even attacking you

Unionhawk

Natural Resources meaning, like, drinking water?

Or like, that tree over there?

Or both?

two bugs

No, DNR is more like tree and wildlife

Unionhawk

Aha

two bugs

I think drinking water is Department of Environment Quality or something

Unionhawk

12:41 PM

wat

two bugs

@Unionhawk "I should be able to hunt and kill whenever I want whenever I want!"

Unionhawk

Wat wat = new Wat("Michigan");

two bugs

But if you do that, it's no sustainable

Unionhawk

Ah

two bugs

It's only a small subset of sportsmen who are like that though

Unionhawk

12:41 PM

right

two bugs

A lot of them actually support charities to make their hobbies sustainable

Crazy, right?

Hm I wonder who I should vote for

I don't need to worry about voting for @Wipqozn as I don't have a house

Unionhawk

On an unrelated note

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Debt Buyers (HBO)

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SPOILER ALERT: TAKE THAT, OPRAH

two bugs

Also remember that Michigan almost did not accept a Free Bridge from Canada

Unionhawk

But that'll make it easier for those illegal immigrants that are flooding from Canada to get in

badp

@Unionhawk spoilers

Unionhawk

12:45 PM

there I fix

two bugs

@Unionhawk The resistance was funded entirely by a single rich family who controlled the primary bridge between Detroit and Canada

Which was a major shipping lane

badp

@Unionhawk thanks, Unionhawk

thawk

Unionhawk

@twobugs Hahahahahahaha goddammit

Kevin van der Velden

@twobugs aah america, land of the free

two bugs

It went to a popular vote and their ads are wonderfully surreal

"Free??? What does that really mean???? How about our CHILDREN?????"

Lazers 2.0

12:47 PM

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Q: Wondering what this game was called?

Hard to explain Basically it's a snake or centipede that cruises around and u have to take over the space without getting hit gives u a percentage u have to do for each level. You used a joy stick. can't remember what it's called and it's bugging me.

arcade

Ronan

@twobugs He'll probably find a different house to burn down.

two bugs

Odin Sphere remake this week! \o/

I'll definitely stream that at some point

Sterno

Thank God we've got this monthly online security training!

It can teach me that some things on the web are dangerous!

two bugs

Ahahahaha the Wild Wild West

Let me direct you to a famous documentary made about it

Speaking of the Wild Wild West if we don't see anything about the rumored RDR sequel I will be sad :(

Rockstar pls

Sterno

> Think of today's cybercriminals like the cattle rustlers of the old west, happy to steal a few head of cattle now and then.

Yes, because I am much more familiar with cattle rustlers than cybercriminals.

two bugs

12:52 PM

Where does the Chupacabra fit in to this Wild West analogy

Since it kills cattle or whatever. Hard to keep my folklore straight

(Even though Chupa means goat iirc?)

Sterno

The security training website thing uses flash.

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One of these slides warns about Flash

...

Unionhawk

@twobugs Goats apparently

Chupacabra

The chupacabra or chupacabras (Spanish pronunciation: [tʃupaˈkaβɾas], literally "goat-sucker"; from "chupar", "to suck", and "cabra", "goat") is a legendary creature in the folklore of parts of the Americas, with its first purported sightings reported in Puerto Rico. The name comes from the animal's reported habit of attacking and drinking the blood of livestock, especially goats. Physical descriptions of the creature vary. It is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a small bear, with a row of spines reaching from the neck to the base of the tail. Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as...

Ronan

The goats are a metaphor for goats.

two bugs

Oh right, Aliens are the ones who mutilate the cattle. Silly me

Now if a certain American politician I am forbidden from speaking of were to build a wall around Earth...

Kevin van der Velden

We'd all die?

two bugs

12:57 PM

He'd make Earth Great Again

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