The Bridge

Lazers 2.0

12:09 AM

0

I haven't played sc2 in like 4 years, and now when I logged in the battle.net app I see that the friend list shows 1 offline friend only. But when I visit my profile page on the battle.net website, the "Friends" page shows much more people. What's up with that?

0

Q: minecraft scoreboard count multiple block Ids

is there a way to create a Minecraft scoreboard object that counts all kinds of stone? Like /scoreboard objectives add stonecounter stats.useItem.1 /scoreboard objectives add stonebrickcounter stats.useItem.X /scoreboard objectives add cobblestonecounter stats.useItem.XX and then sum all th...

minecraft minecraft-commands minecraft-server

fredley

So, it has come to this

badp

@fredley what happened to just rubbing it out with a finger

fredley

@badp wat

do you have rubber fingers?

badp

You can totally smear pencil marks with a finger

that's BASICALLY as good as rubbing it out

4

I did this tons in high school on my school desks

pencil out things, rub 'em away

it's a little bit messier on paper I suppose.

ACADEMIC FRAUD, WITH @BADP

ardaozkal

> How not to lose your eraser: Drill a hole through the top and hang it on a string around your neck.

djsmiley2k

12:18 AM

quick quick

BoI

Luck of the draw or the tuck?

tick*

ardaozkal

lemme see

djsmiley2k

too slow

luck of the draw stays

youtube stream up

youtube.com/user/djsmiley2k

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What is the difference between Intense Rainbow dye and normal rainbow dye?

I have searched the web for the answer but I can't seem to find an answer. Can someone please tell me the difference?

terraria mobile

0

Q: Why am I losing control while drifting?

I just got Mario Kart 8 and I'm trying to make use of drifting. I'm playing with the sport bike. Often drifting works fine for me and I get the turbo boost as I come out of the turn. However, sometimes I try to drift into a turn and the bike doesn't turn at all and the kart drives headlong int...

mario-kart-8

ardaozkal

@Lazers2.0 should be migrated to physics.se .s

djsmiley2k

yey I AM ERROR

ardaozkal

12:33 AM

@fredley gfycat.com/FrayedGoldenBug

5

LessPop_MoreFizz

@badp -context

ardaozkal

Also how is the new splitscreen mode?

djsmiley2k

wooooooooooo chest!

badp

12:51 AM

room topic changed to The Bridge: General Arqade Chat, Wherein It Is The Dawn Of A New Weekday [-context] [-fun] [-games] [jin-fanclub] [lazers] [ontology-with-p-pansy] [-poetry] [-spoilers]

Would you look at that, it's Saturday

Actually it's been Saturday for almost a couple hours already.

And that's a little sad.

Because after Saturday there's Sunday, and after that…

We don't talk about what happens after that

ardaozkal

rendering is fun, you get to see the funny frames.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: What does it mean when this mushroom is talking to me?

At the beginning of Captain Toad levels in Super Mario 3D World and Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker, Captain Toad says a short phrase that almost certainly ends with the word "adventure". You can hear the Super Mario 3D World version of the phrase at the beginning of ...

super-mario-3d-world

Newly Opened Proposals for Entertainment

1:11 AM

1

Proposal: Creation of Actuarial Science SE

Proposed Q&A site for students, professors and actuaries interested in actuarial science theory, actuarial exams and the actuarial profession.

Currently in definition.

ardaozkal

aww

42 entertainment shut down ilovebees.com, it now redirects to a video.

waaaait

I see it now! If steam is making an ARG, something big is coming out. Prepare your wallets, people! Half-Life 3 is coming!

oh my god

the key to unlock the badge is 1v7531

MBraedley

@Unionhawk oh, I didn't realize that previous mention was a link. Stupid mobile chat. Yeah, my hangovers aren't too bad. I'm merely useless, not miserable.

two bugs

1:42 AM

So now I'm the cancer of Destiny

I'm rolling around with a pre-made group

7.2 K/D ratio with 32 kills

Unionhawk

Meh

two bugs

I'm sorry.

Fluttershy

@twobugs That's sorta what it's there for. <_<

Unionhawk

It's more fun playing with a group in general

Just, blanket statement

For all games

ardaozkal

gooood night bridge!

two bugs

1:53 AM

Yes, it's more fun. But I feel bad when it's a stomp like this

Yuuki

@ardaozkal I get the lambda, but what's the 1v?

ardaozkal

@Yuuki crowbar

two bugs

bungie.net/en/Legend/…

Man, I went Super Saiyan that game

Yuuki

So apparently, my dad watched Force Awakens without having watched the OT.

And now that he's discovered that he's missed three movies, he just started A New Hope.

Unionhawk

2:19 AM

TRAITOR

LessPop_MoreFizz

2:38 AM

-2

Q: Itchy and Scratchy continuity error

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. Are we to believe that this is a magic xylophone, or something?

the-simpsons

Yuuki

Trent Hawkins

Oh FFS... in addition to watching faaar too much Fox news, based on what I'm overhearing, my uncle is a 911 truther. Kill me now

LessPop_MoreFizz

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

two bugs

@TrentHawkins Baaaarf

MBraedley

@Yuuki Wait a sec, that tablet cable has video too...

Unionhawk

2:46 AM

Obama did 911

Fluttershy

Speaking of conspiracy... There was a guy at the new year's eve party last night who said the following: "They put fluoride in our drinking water. It killed our third eye. No joke, humans had a third eye in their brain, it was called the peetus gland or something, and we used it to telecommunicate."

Frank

People, as a general rule, are stupid.

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Why did my sons world disappear when he went thru then returned from a portal

my son is autistic so get extremely upset when things go wrong inane craft. He built a world and a portal and went through it. When he returned his world was gone, everything has disappeared. Any ideas why or where it went?

portal

Trent Hawkins

3:05 AM

@Fluttershy well, depending on where you live, they do use fluoride... but third eye? Really?

Unionhawk

Wait do you guys have less than three eyes?

StrixVaria

The end of Tales of Zestiria is really dragging its ass.

The game was much better when it was "linear".

Now I have to walk back and forth across the world running errands or pay like 10% of my total gold to fast travel.

Each time.

user15026

@Fluttershy Sounds like he might have been talking to this guy: cof-cof.ca

user15026

(Although that site is less crazy than that theory)

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Vehicle Builds For Lego Dimension

I just purchased Bart Simpson & a Ninjago character, but when I place the vehicle disc on the center circle, I get a message that pops up telling me that it is an empty disc. I thought to build the vehicles (the 1st time not upgrades) all you had to do was 1) place the disc on the center ci...

wii-u lego-dimensions

Wipqozn

3:27 AM

I think The Bridge is probably the only place in the world where Friday is still a thing. It's so old now.

Unionhawk

You're... So old now

Frank

Finding these HK pieces is so tedious.

Lazers 2.0

-1

Q: Playing minecraft on server while having 25565 port blocked

I want to play on servers while my Dad blocked the port 25565 so I can't play on majority off the servers. Is there a way to bypass that and if so please explain thoroughly how to do so. I am on windows btw.

minecraft technical-issues

Frank

3:52 AM

Plagiarism

Unionhawk

5:17 AM

theinternet.mov warning possible star wars spoilers

Lazers 2.0

5:56 AM

0

Q: Protection for singleplayer world login

I am making a map as my multiplayer's spawn. I have done building everything but the question is I don't want any people to use other's username and get into the server with their profile. And I am not using bukkit or spigot. So AuthMe will not work. Is there any command I can let the player to s...

minecraft

aman207

6:14 AM

I've been trying to figure this out, does anybody know what ARG stands for (related to steam)?

Private Pansy

6:27 AM

@aman207 Augmented Reality Game

Trent Hawkins

@aman207 Augmented reality game

Missed it by that much

Lazers 2.0

8:22 AM

0

Q: How do I get the 'Red Herring' Steam community badge?

I found this badge on a friend's profile, and am curious how he got the badge. It doesn't seem to be tied to any game at all and looks like it only has 1 level. How do I get the Red Herring Steam community badge?

steam achievements

aman207

@PrivatePansy @TrentHawkins Ahh I see! Thanks!

Lazers 2.0

9:35 AM

1

Q: NOLF2 sound issue while running on Windows 7 x64

I installed No One Lives Forever 2 on Windows 7 x64, I've got sounds on developers cinemtics and music and sound on very first main menu but when I hit New Game ... No sounds on cinematics or game itself. No music, no sound, nothing. I tried finding solution on internet as below, all below are us...

windows-7 audio-hardware

badp

Of course the first time I get dark bum in Afterbirth, it's with Keeper, when there are no red heart pickups

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Prepared food barrels don't have a category in the trade depot

I don't see a category for prepared meals in the trade depot? I can find them by searching [All] though v0.42.03

dwarf-fortress

Lazers 2.0

10:09 AM

1

Q: does crimson spread in the mobile edition?

everyone is saying that crimson spreads but that doesn't seem to be happening on the mobile edition can you please tell my why? I keep coming back every day in and I know that it only spreads on dirt - but its not spreading!

terraria

0

Q: Why do I get no end-of-mission reward for some alerts?

(Question asked for U18: The Second Dream.) Rarely, after completing an alert, I get no end-of-mission reward (ie. credits and resource/mod/egg/blueprint). This has been happening since U16: Sanctuary, but it seems to have intensified around U17: Echoes of the Sentient. The problem is, there do...

warframe

ardaozkal

10:30 AM

Welp

Some people are doing an event for a select group of people (50 people in the whole country inc. me). We setted up a hidden msevents link. Someone managed to find it... and he posted it to twitter :/

badp

redo from start

ardaozkal

They know the time, date and location now. We/they can't change those.

Oh neat

there is a confirmation system for registrations.

Lazers 2.0

11:07 AM

0

Q: Are you sure because i dont want to lose a town hall8 for a 3 but they are on seperate accounts just being cautious

Are you sure because I don't want to lose a town hall 8for a 3 but they are on different email accounts but just being cautious

clash-of-clans

badp

11:20 AM

@ardaozkal that's security through obscurity for you

you will now have to actually implement some sort of access control if you mind others sneaking in

actually you should be glad he's posted it on Twitter so you noticed the leak.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: I can't enable PerMa (Perkmus Maximus) on the Nexus Mod Manager

Question is in the title, I've tried reinstalling the mod but every time i click enable a window pops up then disappears immediately. ALL the other mods work fine apart from that one, it's sad, that one is my favorite.

skyrim mods

ardaozkal

None of my business actually, it is organized by Microsoft, not me. However, as turkey is in a weird state right now (terrorism is taking over some parts of country, just this saturday, 2-3 schools were molotoved), our guest might decide not to come, resulting in the event being cancelled. Also, the guy who posted the link also mentioned our guest (by mention, I mean @blabla), so he got pinged too.

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Word Of Warcraft - DK quest - Runed Soulblade destroyed

I am a newbie in the WOW world. I've started a DK class, but I can't solve the second quest because of the Runed Soulblade. In fact, I've destroy it. Since it, I can't progress in my game. I've received my Runed Soulblade in my mail, but I can't open it because I can't go in any capital. Can yo...

world-of-warcraft

Lazers 2.0

12:00 PM

0

Q: download constent was repeating so i unfortunately uninstall the game and not coonected to google play store

In my mobile the download constant was repeating so I unfortunately uninstall the game and not coonected to Google play store

achievements

0

Q: How do i manage to stay alive in Underworld?

As already said in the title, I always get burned in lavaor the Enemys kill me in Underworld.. I'm Pre-Hardmode. I have max. health, anicent shadow armor (-> about 25 defense), and i'm fighting with ice blade and bee keeper right now. I easyly managed to kill The eye of chtuhlu (don't know how to...

terraria

fredley

12:39 PM

REFACTOR ALL THE THINGS

James

@fredley No!

Or maybe

fredley

This refactoring was anticipated

I'm pretty sure this is an antipattern:

for k in kwargs.keys():
  setattr(self,k,kwargs[k])

Private Pansy

1:59 PM

Lazers 2.0

2:15 PM

0

Q: How does the Bloodied legendary work in Fallout 4?

The Bloodied legendary effect is described as "Does more damage the lower the users health is". How big is the bonus and at what amount of hitpoints does it max out?

fallout-4

ardaozkal

gfycat.com/DamagedGrouchyGuernseycow

Unionhawk

2:50 PM

Aw, only half bounty

Oh well

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How do I complete the anglers quests?

When I found the angler, he told me to get a mushroom. One that apparently bites and swims around. So I went into the blue mushroom biome, picked some mushrooms, and went back. He still said that he wanted a snapping mushroom. Earlier today he told me to kill a fish with feathers and a woman's he...

terraria-mobile

Frank

This needs more delete votes now

Frank

3:17 PM

Reviewers of tag wikis seriously need to put in more effort.

This is plagiarized, completely

And that user's submitted a ton of wiki edits that are pure copypasta from Wikipedia.

We're sending the wrong message by approving them.

user15026

@Frank Dealing with it :)

GnomeSlice

SOMA has made me think more than any other game ever

my dad and i have been talking about it at length

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to create mouse specific buttons in windows

As an owner of a Logitech G600, there are a lot of buttons on the side of the mouse (16 to be exact). In the software that comes with the mouse you can only set keybinds using what you can find on the keyboard. On some other mice that I've seen, they have binds like "MOUSE_4" My question is: C...

mouse

fredley

3:32 PM

@GnomeSlice Looks neat. Ping me when it's less than £10

GnomeSlice

@fredley how much is that in CAD?

also wishlist that shit

fredley

@GnomeSlice 'boot $20

GnomeSlice

its normally $30

got it for $20 on ps4 recently

worth it

don't read too much about it beforehand

fredley

k

GnomeSlice

it is quite scary in parts, be warned

fredley

3:35 PM

k

GnomeSlice

its made by thepeople who made Amnesia

fredley

Not played that

Frank

@fredley Probably more at this point.

GnomeSlice

SOMA: Item #4017 - "Mockingbird"

►

fredley

@Frank by a few cents

GnomeSlice

3:36 PM

@fredley here, watch that

theymade a liveaction miniseries to go slong with it. just watch that one

NSFW language

some f bombs

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Only extreme tracks showing up in Get Tracks

I'm searching for tracks in Trials Evo using the Get Tracks menu. I have all filters set to "any" and the release date to "all time", but I am only getting ~30 tracks, all of which are extreme difficulty. Why is this happening? I'm playing on PC.

trials-evolution

Frank

@fredley Yeah, about an extra 47 cents.

Damn, our dollar is the shits.

Macross is all about that awesome mecha action. Oh, and singing. Because that saves the world.

Arperum

@Frank Does out of tune singing still work?

Frank

@Arperum Doesn't look like it.

I watched the preview for the new series. It's looking pretty cool.

Arperum

@Frank In that case I should not go and save the world :p

Frank

3:51 PM

@Arperum Yeah, me neither. I can't sing worth shit.

Arperum

@Frank It doesn't stop me from singing though.

fredley

Frank

@Arperum I still sing in the car, too.

Arperum

@Frank And at concerts.

user15026

I sing pretty much wherever, no idea if I sound good or not :P

user15026

3:54 PM

but it makes me happy

badp

4:09 PM

Dark Souls: Wind Waker

Unionhawk

Lol the speedrun level sailing

Not quite, but it's a similar strat to wr

The wr strat is mash "fast"

Which gives the initial speed boost without the falloff

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: How to save story progress in GTA 5?

Ps : I did save story progress with Franklin's phone, but it keeps restarting everything when I get off the game. I need help asap bc it pisses me off really bad.

grand-theft-auto-5 xbox-one

fredley

Meanwhile, in faces

Unionhawk

So apparently my registration on this car is a full year expired

fredley

Anybody got more than 10?

Unionhawk

4:19 PM

Goddammit

Well, not my registration, the registration

RedRiderX

4:32 PM

@Unionhawk Oh my

I hope it was you that discovered this and not someone more official.

Arperum

@fredley 10 is easy. Not seeing any more though.

badp

@Unionhawk so should he somehow get in health warning area he can never stop the health warnings?

(it can't be that everything deals 2 damage since he already took 1)

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: If I trade items through backpack.tf, will I be able to sell them on the community market?

I've stopped playing TF2 after the Tough Break update, and I want to sell all my items on the community market. Some of my items are not marketable, but they are tradable. If I were to trade items from my inventory on backpack.tf for supply crate keys, would I be able to sell those keys on the ma...

team-fortress-2

Unionhawk

4:56 PM

@badp everything deals double

If a damage source is normally a quarter heart, he takes a half, etc

So minimum damage is a half

Also there are no recovery hearts

That's another very large difference in hero mode

So you can only gain health from potions

Lazers 2.0

5:24 PM

0

Q: Why is that gold coin glowing green?

Can anyone tell me why the gold coin at the top of the screen has started glowing green?

dungeon-boss

Unionhawk

5:36 PM

Automatic checkin wheee

(Southwest does pick any seat seating and does seating order based on checkin time)

GnomeSlice

dope

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: If i purchased old huntres dlc on one profile, can i play it on a different one?

Recently i purchased the bloodborn the old hunters dlc on one profile, but when im on my other profile, it doesnt say ive purchased or installed it. I just need to know if the dlc i bought on one profile, can be used on my other profile?

bloodborne

0

Q: I can't load steam

I can't connect to steam. I checked if the steam servers where up and it says some of the are idle But my brother is able to get on steam. (Ex:US Northwest Idle ≈2d US Northeast Idle ≈2d US Southwest Idle ≈2d) Has this happened to anybody else?

steam

GnomeSlice

How's everyone doing today?

GodEmperorDune

6:04 PM

@GnomeSlice pretty good, you?

Lazers 2.0

-2

Q: How to use space bar in MCPE?

Hey I don't know how to make the space bar work in Minecraft PE! This is unfair because I bought Plug PE and now I can't use the space bar to use command whilst playing the game. Please help me...

minecraft

badp

@fredley uhhh... I guess you could write that as self.__dict__.update(kwargs)

but it still looks wrong

>>> class T():
...   def __init__(self, **kw):
...     self.__dict__.update(kw)
>>> x = T(this = "is", a = "test")
>>> x.this
'is'
>>> x.a
'test'

doesn't work if your class uses __slots__

...uhhhh.

>>> class T():
...   __slots__ = ('x', 'y')
...   def __init__(self, x, y):
...     self.x = x
...     self.y = y
...
>>> x = T(1, 2)
>>> x.__dict___
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
AttributeError: T instance has no attribute '__dict___'
>>> x.z = 2
>>> x.__dict__
{'y': 2, 'x': 1, 'z': 2}

I can't say I expected this

ardaozkal

Hi bridge

badp

I expected setting x.z to fail but oh well.

I guess you have to bring your own __setattr__ to make it happen.

> Without a __dict__ variable, instances cannot be assigned new variables not listed in the __slots__ definition. Attempts to assign to an unlisted variable name raises AttributeError. If dynamic assignment of new variables is desired, then add '__dict__' to the sequence of strings in the __slots__ declaration.

fredley

6:24 PM

hmmm

Lazers 2.0

6:38 PM

0

Q: What is the command that triggers another command when a specific item is thrown

The outcome i want is: when i throw a specific item at a specific block it triggers a command does anyone know how to do it? I have tried and i am unable to figure it out.

minecraft-commands

Ronan Forman

@fredley I'm confused as to what you're doing.

Tim Stone

The finale of the winter comic is a bad joke? Heh, silly Valve.

And no apparent ARG clues, hmm

fredley

@RonanForman I'm using kwargs to set arbitrary stuff within a class.

It works, that's not the issue, it just feels... antipatterny

Ronan Forman

@fredley I was doing that last month, I stopped.

fredley

@RonanForman Why?

Ronan Forman

6:42 PM

It was weird.

Also I started adding methods and they got intercepted by the getattr.

fredley

eh?

Ronan Forman

I was overriding __getattr__ so that if I did foo.bar it'd look up bar in the xml my class was holding.

fredley

@RonanForman ah

Ronan Forman

But then if you had a method called bar you can't call it, or something I don't remember.

fredley

naming things is hard

Lazers 2.0

6:47 PM

0

Q: What is "rubber banding"?

I was playing CS:GO today, and someone on my team who wasn't moving said that he was "rubber banding". I never heard that term before, and I'm not sure what that means. What does "rubber banding" mean? I don't think that it means the "tool" we use to pack stuff.

terminology

0

Q: How can I play Team Fortress 2 again?

Um, I have recently (since yesterday) had a problem with entering Team Fortress 2. Yesterday I installed a few sprites,skins,adn GUI's,but ever since I did that the game says "Failed to Start Game (Missing Executable)". I downloaded the things from gamebanana.com. Can someone please help I can't ...

steam

Unionhawk

Oh man the park city app has challenges and badges

Oh man

> Everest challenge: earned by skiing 29,035 vertical feet in a day

Oh man

That sounds like a thing I want to do

I hit 27 in Steamboat on my longest day so

ardaozkal

7:02 PM

Want to be a top hat collector? 3/5 of top hat collectors use the timey wimey hat, use it, and you'll get moar hats!

Unionhawk

We'll see

Heh robotnik has batman

djsmiley2k

hah

ardaozkal

Reminder: I'll give a TF2 hat to the top three hat collectors if they want to.

If they don't want it, I'll ask the other 2 in top 5, and if they want, I'll give it to them.

RedRiderX

@TimStone Yeah that really fizzled out

Unionhawk

(Batman is edit a question you did not participate in closing that ends up getting reopened)

(aka, be the hero a new user deserves)

Tim Stone

7:08 PM

@RedRiderX I still want to solve the ARG but if the people in the subreddit haven't figured out the remaining clues I know I won't either

RedRiderX

@TimStone And it seems like it's starting to lead into last year's holiday sale...

Tim Stone

Yeah, the characters and plot elements are related

Unionhawk

Half Life 3 will remain unreleased until someone solves it

I'm thinking of going to five guys or somewhere

Texenox

vine.co/v/OwTOez0W6wg

Unionhawk

Bridge, convince me one way or another

Texenox

7:12 PM

too crazy

ardaozkal

@Texenox why do the text "eh bee" have a green nike icon next to it?

Texenox

@ardaozkal That's the Vine logo, and I assume it's a verified icon.

Tim Stone

You're the worst, Valve

@Unionhawk Do it. Do it now.

ardaozkal

@Texenox I can't even troll anymore :(

RedRiderX

@Texenox You should see this year's video.

Texenox

7:14 PM

@RedRiderX I have.

vine.co/v/iqVveY1QpzI

ardaozkal

@Unionhawk I'm gonna find ya

Texenox

instantly rekt in the head

Arperum

@Unionhawk Do the thing one way or the other.

Frank

@ardaozkal This is not a bad outcome.

This now needs dupe votes

Lazers 2.0

7:31 PM

0

Q: Why am I musmch faster than the record, but not the record holder?

When playing other courses, some times it says the existing record is 99:59.999 seconds. I was obviously much faster, but I didn't get the record. What's gives? Also why is that such a common time to see. It is greater than the 500 seconds allowed.