The Bridge

@Frank Nice. I'm nearing 200 in hardcore.

Q: Java Hotspot(TM) VM warning

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My Minecraft is crashing then saying Java Hotspot (TM) VM Warning I've tried lots of tutorials none have worked? How do i fix this? Please help!!

minecraft

5:19 PM

Wheee. I might have found possible tenants/roommates.

Q: Pure Hold'Em: Ace high/low rules?

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Does anyone know the rules in Pure Hold'Em on XB1 regarding how an ace can function as the low card in a straight, I.e. A2345? I can't find a reference in the in-game docs, and I haven't gotten dealt the right cards to test it. Depending on the pot, I may also be too afraid to test. Anyone tried...

xbox-one

Ugh, I want to suggest Ant-Man for Movie Night, but it doesn't release until October.

HALLO

RedRiderX

@Yuuki Well, that doesn't mean you can't suggest it :P

@GodEmperorDune MADE SOME HAWT PICS TODAY

GodEmperorDune

5:30 PM

@spugsley YESSSSSSSSSSSS

had a lovely model and a waterfall!

@RedRiderX Movie Night is September, so I'm very disinclined to suggest it.

I could propose ~~Age~~ Weekend of Ultron however.

GodEmperorDune

@spugsley i am expecting a deluge of pics then :p

Wasn't it Weekend at Ultron's?

I saw the biggest moon yesterday

5:32 PM

I have errands this afternoon but I'll work on them later :) I think they'll be amazingggg

it was huge

if I had known, I would've had my camera with me, but I didn't :(

HOUSE CLEAN. STORAGE UNIT EMPTY. WOO

Well, there's a bunch of stuff on the table and such BUT NO MORE GODDAMN BOXES

Yay, no-boxes-day!

@Unionhawk What kind of madness is that? That took me > 1 year...

WE'VE GOT PEOPLE

5:42 PM

@Arperum he probably has a slightly smaller amount of stuff given that he is in college (or whatever)

@KevinvanderVelden True.

AND LESS STUFF

I'm actually still not 100% box-free, but the boxes that are left are just convenient to keep the stuff in the boxes.

Boxes as container don't count, boxes as ease-of-moving does

I mean, we have boxes of glassware that went unsold

5:45 PM

@KevinvanderVelden The stuff was put in said boxes to move it though...

@Arperum yes but they transitioned to boxes as container when you went "Eh, fuck it"

GUYS HOW DO I MATH?

Well we have space for activities now so YUS

@KevinvanderVelden That would mean I was box-free on day 2 or something.

I'm trying to reverse my isometric projection but my brain is refusing to cooperate

THAT DOESNT COUNT. DISQUALIFIED.

5:47 PM

@KevinvanderVelden Add more sin(everything). Note: this does not actually work.

Well technically if I do it via rotating the point back then I would need the sin function

But that's the slow and wordy and not as good method

My brain however is refusing to come up with the good method

Iunno

Holy shit. The "beat a rift in Torment X in under 2 minutes in hardcore" conquest is already beaten in EU. four people did it together. Their lowest paragon level is lvl 476. cc @Frank @Chippies

Wat

@Arperum eh, doesn't surprise me tbh

5:51 PM

@Chippies It's hardcore that's not a fucking joke.

Q: Game belongs to a diffrent user then it disable save

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Guys I have a problem i bought terraria on my second account and i use to play it on my first account but now i had this problem were I deleted my ps3 data so then i had to redownload terraria on my second account but now im entering my first account and it says this game belongs to a diffrent us...

ps3

@Arperum it's not that much different if you're well organized, prepared and know very well what you're doing

@Unionhawk The season started between 49 and 50 hours ago.

@Chippies getting to paragon 500 in < 50 hours is crazy stuff in itself.

it's not like they did this randomly, I'm 100% sure they were well prepared and had everything planned out before the season even started

And it's not four guys from the same clan, they are from three different clans.

5:52 PM

\o/_____WAT_WAT___WATWAT__WATWATWAT___WAT

@Arperum doesn't mean they don't know each other

They probably orginaised it yes.

clans don't really mean much in Diablo, imho

also, running rifts with 4 people instead of 1-2 makes a HUGE difference in paragon gain

True. They just show you what legendaries dropped for the others.

in S3 I mostly played solo with my barb, got to like paragon 180'ish or so

5:54 PM

@Unionhawk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

One of them has a playtime of 36hour and 45 minutes on his barb.

then I played couple hours in a public game with 3 other guys and I got to 300+

I wanted to take a break from trying to learn Befunge, and then you type THAT.

I was leveling every couple minutes

it was insane

I generally don't play public, but that totally made me rethink my prejudice against public games

\o/__UNI__UNIUNI_UNI____UNIUNIUNI__UNI

5:56 PM

I'm sure I'd be running T4-T6 by now, if I actually had time to play

I've spent more time outside of home this week than inside...

I should go shopping for stuff to grill

Hmm

How lazy am I right now

I'm running T1 right now, might poke it up to T2.

ROLL FOR LAZY 18 OK, so is that... I leave now? Or I take a nap...

@Arperum I'm not even 70 yet :(

I'm only 64 or 65, I think

@Chippies Paragon 27

6:01 PM

in-laws are leaving and taking their motorhome from the campsite tomorrow, so I'll have more time to play, maybe

I'm playing on softcore though, since I started with a friend who is not fit for hardcore.

then again, brother in-law is coming to visit tomorrow, so...

@Arperum softcore is fun

less stress, more fun

hardcore is more blood pumping, but it's also very stressful and you have to keep back a lot

whereas in softcore you can just go all out and if you die, it's not a big deal

leveling in softcore is certainly less boring, because you can push for max dps without the worry of losing your character

Q: Super Mario Advance 4: "You can only load this game once" message

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In Super Mario Advance 4, what does the message mean when you try to save a game and it says "you can only load this game once"?

game-boy-advance super-mario-bros-3

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Q: Efficient solar panel placing strategy

I've built a Mun-orbiting science station to process all the experiments that I've gathered from surface and space around. Basically this is simple final-stage rocket with four 3x2 solar panels attached symmetrically around the lab. When I got to actual processing, to the enormously slow data pro...

kerbal-space-program

@Unionhawk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

\a/__AAA__AAAAAA_AAA____AAAAAAAAA__AAA

6:17 PM

I wish MMOs would give you the option to not render player characters. It would make hubs render smoothly.

I'm confused. I never did a greater rift this season, I can start at greater rift lvl 12.

badp

Dumber than vertical videos:

@badp Ow, my eyes.

badp

@Yuuki I heard they called that "single player games"

@Unionhawk only you would roll a laze check instead of a willpower check

two bugs

6:58 PM

Skolas done too now :)

@badp Is that a vertical video of a horizontally rendered vertical video?

Er, a vertical screenshot, I guess

@badp yeah well

@Yuuki many MMOs let you change the distance it renders player characters at

YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT

I think 18 laze means stay on the couch and watch TV. I don't know.

And get qdoba for dinner.

This is a good plan

7:22 PM

YOU CAN SEND DOMINOS A PIZZA EMOJII TO ORDER

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Today on: How is this still legal?

7:38 PM

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Q: Hard Drive problems

I want to play halo 4 and download all the free maps and armor I got after that I turned off my xbox 360 for a little when I turned it on it said no hard drive found when its in what should I do with out buying another hard drive-

hard-drive xbox

RedRiderX

@KevinvanderVelden Oh my.

Also The Intercept's new look is neat.

Q: How do I teleport armor stands to entities?

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For one of my maps, I need to teleport an armor stand to a diamond. How do I do this?

minecraft

two bugs

7:54 PM

@KevinvanderVelden That's really upsetting

@KevinvanderVelden based on my ignorant observations all I can say is - 'murica

@KevinvanderVelden The article seems to say that it isn't leagal

@murgatroid99 the article, from the bits I read, seems to say it's unethical, but perfectly legal

> Even if a property is in foreclosure, without a court order banks do not have the right to enter if they are informed it is not abandoned. “They either need to own the property as a result of a sale, or they need a judge to say, even though this is not your property, you can go in,” said Denbeaux, Adier’s lawyer. “Wells Fargo never sought a court order in this case.”

> Last year, the inspector general for the Federal Housing Finance Agency accused contractors of routinely disregarding signs of habitation and illegally breaking into homes.

so, it's illegal if they get caught, but otherwise fine, yes?

breaking in is illegal, but taking the stuff is legal

that's my understanding of it

Q: Why do speed-runners usually use the Japanese version of a game?

8:05 PM

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In most speed-running videos, the person playing the game will usually play the Japanese version, with or without any knowledge of understanding Japanese. Is there a reason why they do this? In particular, I am talking about traditionally Japanese games being speed ran, like Cave Story or Legen...

speedrun

@Chippies The article seems to say that it's all illegal unless the bank knows the house is abandoned (which would, I think, make ownership revert to them)

@murgatroid99 but they use contractors that "often make mistakes", so the bank isn't at fault, I guess?

> The inspector general called the practice of property preservation “largely unregulated” and riddled with fraud. The banking industry responded by promising stronger background checks of contractors. But the complaints have continued.

I guess, yes, the banks can avoid responsibility. But that is not remotely the same as "this is legal"

Q: How to deal with an offlane Darkseer early game?

8:22 PM

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My teammate and I were playing Lina (support) and Phantom Assassin together recently, facing a solo Darkseer in his offlane. This is around 3k MMR, so nothing too fancy. We handled it decently, but still had some problems nonetheless. To put it in a picture, we found ourselves often like this: ...

dota-2

two bugs

I'm really not satisfied with Splatoon's matchmaking. It places me on wildly unbalanced teams 9 times out of 10

8:35 PM

@Chippies So, I got a set of Legendary Gloves that make shrines last for 10 minutes instead of their usual 3(?). I'm wondering if that works on the rift shrines. You ever seen an item do that?

@Fluttershy no, it does not work on rift pylons

@Chippies Dang. :(

shrines != pylons

would be super OP if it worked

Yeah. And I didn't actually know they were called pylons in the rift. :P So that makes sense.

Q: Why is everybody suddenly on good terms with Grom Hellscream?

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At the start of Warlords of Draenor, we find out Grom Hellscream is the leader of the Iron Horde and he is bent on conquering all of Draenor and any other land he can reach. In fact, most of our questing experience is seeing how the Iron Horde has assimilated the orc tribes and devastated the li...

world-of-warcraft

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Q: how do you spawn a wither skeleton with a name using a command

I am making a world and I want to summon a wither skeleton with a name and I don't know how to do that

minecraft

Qwerpline Ep00 - Pot Hole Mystery

8:55 PM

I got stuck...

Ronan Forman

►

Luckily the blast time between two fire blast is just long enough to portal out. Barely.

@Arperum That's an unfortunately place to get stuck

Also, I'm playing a Monk for the first time

@SaintWacko Yea, I was able to teleport out, but IU had to run back from the entrance of the rift.

Having lots of fun

9:06 PM

@SaintWacko Monk is fun. I'm currently playing barb again. Got one working last season, and decided to play some more because it was so much fun.

Q: Clash of Clans isn't working!😭

9:35 PM

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I tried deleting my clash game and redownloadind it but sadly thats not working. Please help me! If this helps I have an iPod not anything android.

clash-of-clans

Q: Where o where can I sell more stuff in skyrim

10:02 PM

-1

Where can I sell dragon bones or anything expensive for what it's original value is. Also I'm level 12

skyrim

LessPop_MoreFizz

Oh god, somehow I missed law.se going into beta.

It is just as much of a shitshow as I have been predicting for years.

GnomeSlice

10:18 PM

Can I suggest a movie rated TV for movie night?

Or do they have to be like PG

Q: New quests aren't updating?

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I have gotten to the point in the main story where I have completed 'Battle for Solitude'. I have completed everything else up to this point except misc. missions I have yet to discover. I want to continue with the main story line, but any quests for the main story line are not updating. I don't...

skyrim

Bleh, having some audio issues in Windows 10

Stuttering and buzzing

Very annoying

djsmiley2k

gaaaah the frisking hobbit crashed

GnomeSlice

The frisking hobbit? Is that a porn parody or something

djsmiley2k

lol

GnomeSlice

10:32 PM

VAPERROR // Aqua Domain

►

Frank

@Fluttershy Conduits for ten minutes would be insanely overpowered.

But kinda awesome.

@Frank It would turn grifting into a game of "find a conduit pylon and blow stuff up." Which would get boring pretty fast.

AI ROBOT THAT LEARNS NEW WORDS IN REAL-TIME TELLS HUMAN CREATORS IT WILL KEEP THEM IN A “PEOPLE ZOO”

@Arperum it would turn into a game of "restart rift until you find a conduit pylon near the start"

@Chippies Hm. It says that it was pre-programmed with some responses. Doesn't say if any of the responses in the article were some of those

@SaintWacko Yeah, I caught on to that bit as well.

Q: Do prisoners have to be extracted in one go for The Phantom Pain?

11:05 PM

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Q: Stock items in tf2

If you go to the steam marketplace, and you apply the normal filter, you immediately see that the first items are stock items, or the items that you start with. How does a player get those items in tradable form? Steam support? Hack?

team-fortress-2

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In Ground Zeroes you can apparently use all extracted prisoners in The Phantom Pain. For example, in the titular mission, there are apparently 7 you can rescue: Paz, Chico, the four prisoners outside, and the one scheduled for execution. Do these all need to be rescued in one go for use in The P...

mgs-5-ground-zeroes metal-gear-solid-series metal-gear-solid-v mgs-5-the-phantom-pain

11:22 PM

@Frank Does SAO2 get as weird in the second half as SAO did? I'm on episode 5, and it's really good, so I'm expecting a shitshow around the halfway point.

Frank

@Fluttershy It actually gets better.

There's a mid-season filler arc for a couple episodes, but the last arc is all the feels.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ugh, was going to inb4, but I didn't have the Bridge open.

And therefore wasn't fast enough.

Curse you, @spugsley!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOILED AGAIN

inafter @spugsley

11:32 PM

Gah. I've been farming up for hopes for a legendary ring the whole evening any ring would do. I've bought ~20 ringsfrom kadala, still nothing. I want to complete this friggin season journey.

@Arperum do they have to be lv70?

@Chippies Yes.

ah, lame

I've had 3 or 4 legendary rings already and I'm not 70 yet

I only miss the miniquest "get every slot filled with lvl 70 legendaries."

heh

MBraedley

11:34 PM

@Wipqozn Want to go on a road-trip next weekend?

@Chippies I've had a total of three. two of which were lvl 70, but two times the same, and unique equipped stops you at that point.

@Arperum you could try running act 1 bounties, go for the RRoG

Private Pansy

@Chippies Yea, or go for a hellfire ring. Although the RRoG is better, I need that one anyway.

But not today anymore, because it's past 1:30 already.

RedRiderX

@PrivatePansy There are just so many...

11:38 PM

I wanna play, but wife's playing Wildstar and I'm too lazy to play alone...

@Chippies Heh. I beat Grift lvl 20, so I can theoretically play in T4.

@Arperum nice

I'm not 70 yet, and I can't even faceroll hard

also

have they reduced drop rate of breath's?

I ran a full rift this morning and got 1 breath

Q: My Minecraft Pocket Edition Username

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put my Minecraft name to something and joined a server. I registered and I tried to change my name to something else and joined the server again. When I did that it said "Invalid Name". I need help on this because it won't let me play unless I use my old username.

minecraft-pocket-edition

I'm 67, I think and I only have 3 breaths + whatever it took to level jeweler and blacksmith to 12

I had the same feeling, but then they started raining all over the place somewhat later. I think they mostly start dropping in useful amounts in torment or something.

11:43 PM

probably so...

I had very few to start with, but now I have 60-70 or something.

And I do use them at the mystic.

I'd like to get some legendary powers into the cube, but I can't seem to get enough breaths

I have a couple, I have the ones I want to use plus whatever else I used at some earlier point.

@Frank That's reassuring. Thanks!

ALso: I found out today that you can't see all legendary powers in the list of stuff in the Kanai cube, powers from items for other classes are not listed. A friend got some monk item and was able to kanai cube it, I did not have it in my listing as a barb.

11:48 PM

HAWT PIC INCOMING

So from a completionist standpoint: pretty damn annoying, since you need to look at it with five different characters too see everything.

4

FROM TODAY'S SHOOT

BEST SHOOT I'VE DONE TO DATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Arperum if it's monk only, you can't use it

@GodEmperorDune

you have to be able to equip the item to use the power

so, it makes sense that it doesn't show up on the list

11:49 PM

(also she's 17 so keep the comments sfw please)

@Chippies I know, but I want to see that it can be transmuted, give me a checkbox or make a huge red cross through it or whatever. But I want to see it.

@spugsley that's not hawt at all, in fact, just looking at it is making me cold!

she's gonna catch a cold!