The Bridge

12:13 AM

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I recently noticed that next to some of the weapons' attack power statistic, there is a slash and then another number. This is also true for armor. I would assume that it means that is the amount of damage/protection once fully upgraded. Also, next to some of the armor that has strength/disciplin...

Gummybear skin rug

@Unionhawk noice

@Unionhawk Love it

Commit message generator. For when you don't know what to say

Unionhawk

> I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it

murgatroid99

12:26 AM

@Ktash huh, those look like actual commit messages

I was expecting Markov chains or something

Unionhawk

> s/import/include

heeeeeeeeh

Yuuki

> Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash.

Matt Giltaji

> For real, this time.

murgatroid99

> Herpy dooves

Matt Giltaji

> Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.

Lazers

12:35 AM

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Q: The tf2 trading only shows me a couple items when I have tons

I have about 50 tf2 items that are tradable and I have been trying to trade with many people. However, when other players accept my trade request, all that shows me is a demo sword(i forgot the name sorry) and a giftapult. This was very annoying and I thought I could fix the glitch by actually tr...

team-fortress-2

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Q: Destiny Engram Chance

So I have my first character, a level 15 hunter and I have only got around 3 engrams over the whole game experience. Now I was wondering if higher levels (ex: level 20) would yield a higher chance of receiving an engram or I am just completely unlucky and I need more time to farm/kill enemies.

destiny

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Q: How do you make a crafting dead server?

hi me and my friend want to make a crafting dead server. I looked on youtube and there was no videos for mac. Can someone please tell me how to make. Thx :)

minecraft hosting

Matt Giltaji

> removed tests since i can't make them green

Yuuki

I think I have something in my eye.

MBraedley

Oh God, I made things worse!

Matt Giltaji

@MBraedley those skull and crossbones mean that your citizens are playing pirates, right?

MBraedley

@MattGiltaji That's not the problem (really). The problem is all the red streets.

And that's only the main city. The outskirts are just as bad:

I think it's time for a new city

I plopped the Space Elevator, that's good enough for this city.

Matt Giltaji

12:45 AM

@MBraedley so they can escape to space and come back down in a better place?

MBraedley

@MattGiltaji Something like that

Frank

@Lazers Don't we have a, "How do I set up a Minecraft server" question?

LessPop_MoreFizz

PILLARS OF ETERNITY HAS NBA JAM STYLE BIG-HEAD MODE.

/cc @Fluttershy

GOTY right here.

Matt Giltaji

@LessPop_MoreFizz pics or it didn't happen

LessPop_MoreFizz

@MattGiltaji You were saying?

Matt Giltaji

12:56 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz inb4 eating my hat

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz This is the best thing. :o

Unionhawk

@MattGiltaji Somebody get rid of the hat in this man's avatar

Lazers

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Q: Creating a minecart spawner that had blocks riding them

I know how in 1.7 you can summon a minecart that has a block "riding" it, as in you can change the block's height above it, what block it is, etc. I also know how to make a minecart spawner. How can i combine the two in order to create a minecart spawner with a block riding on the spawned carts...

minecraft minecraft-redstone minecraft-bukkit minecraft-commands

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Now I wanna play NBA Jam

Fluttershy

I was always the Charlotte Hornets. Every time.

Ashley Nunn

1:02 AM

I don't think I ever played that

But then again, I never knew anyone into basketball and video games

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn The beauty of NBA Jam is that it's nods in the direction of realism were... minimal at best.

It was cartoony and arcadey and fun

Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Fair enough, but I suspect "its basketball" when I knew a lot of people who loved hockey made it a no-go

I did play a crapton of NHL '98, even though it sucked. I liked playing as the Leafs in the Gardens because I am a dork

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn Shame, given that your basketball team is actually good

and your hockey team is... well, not.

Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeaaaah.....I know :(

LessPop_MoreFizz

The Raptors, meanwhile, are in first place!

and have an A+ mascot.

Unionhawk

1:07 AM

Wait, the raptors?

That... is amazing

Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz I did not know this

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Unionhawk The East is bad.

Let's be clear here, the Raptors are the worst first place team in the NBA, and are in a division where they are the only team above .500

They play in a division with the Philadelphia 76ers (15 and 52), and the Knicks (14 and 53).

So they get to play 8 games against two of the (literally, historically, measurably, non-hyperbolically) worst NBA teams of all time.

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz No, as in I was 100% legitimately unaware 1) that Canada had an NBA team and 2) that one of those teams has a dinosaur as a mascot

Because, as a Cincinnatian, I am honor bound to not care about the NBA, because really you expect me to care about a team in Cleveland?

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk They have more than one?

Unionhawk

@StrixVaria I don't know!

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:14 AM

@StrixVaria Nope, just the one.

Also, the Raptors Mascot is the best mascot.

Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Oh my god

StrixVaria

Speaking of basketball.

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn the tail deflating is the best part.

Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz It's so sad

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn TorontoSports.gif

Unionhawk

1:18 AM

Haha! Good jokes!

Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz Pretty much yes

Unionhawk

They did beat Cincinnati in the baseball

LessPop_MoreFizz

Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz I assume there are many of these? :p

Unionhawk

He's probably got a sports article filled with them but he's showing them one at a time

LessPop_MoreFizz

1:19 AM

@AshleyNunn Yes.

MBraedley

Sadly, it seems the spiral road network does not seem to work, at least when those roads are one-way.

Ashley Nunn

This is the silliest thing I have ever seen.

LessPop_MoreFizz

Toronto Raptor Mascot dancing to Livin on a Prayer 2011

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@Unionhawk Google search actually

Ashley Nunn

Oh good lord

What have I been missing all these years :P

LessPop_MoreFizz

> They also give out various awards, sort of a mascot Oscars — best video skit, best overall mascot for the year, that kind of thing. For several years, the mascots also created a joke award: the Craptor. It was a plunger, painted gold, that they awarded to whomever experienced the worst blooper of the season — the worst accidental pratfall, the video skit that flopped, or some other lowlight that television cameras had caught.

Ashley Nunn

1:25 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Let me guess, we got it?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn No, it was named after him. (The Raptor is legit actually one of the best mascots in the NBA, but is also prone to some hilarious and terrible accidents.)

Lazers

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Q: I want to play minecraft in 1.7.10 but after launching it through the launcher and i try to open a server or single player world it crashes

---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // This is a token for 1 free hug. Redeem at your nearest Mojangsta: [~~HUG~~] Time: 3/18/15 6:11 PM Description: Ticking screen java.lang.IndexOutOfBoundsException at java.nio.Buffer.checkIndex(Buffer.java:540) at java.nio.DirectIntBufferU.get(DirectInt...

minecraft pc technical-issues

StrixVaria

NBA - Toronto Raptors mascot eating cheerleader - FUNNY!

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Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz is dying

This is the best thing I've ever found out about a city close to mine :D

Frank

@AshleyNunn A guy just cleaned me out of ice cream. He literally bought out the shelf.

Yuuki

1:30 AM

@Frank Did he buy the shelf too?

Ashley Nunn

@Frank hahahaha awesome

Ktash

@Frank ... now I want ice cream

Ashley Nunn

@Ktash offers lemon pie ice cream That's what I am having right now :D

Ktash

@AshleyNunn Well thank you m'lady

I may have to track down a milkshake or something when I get food

LessPop_MoreFizz

This was broadcast on local television news. Note the small children in the frame.

Yuuki

1:39 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz What the...

Ashley Nunn

@Ktash milkshakes are awesome

@LessPop_MoreFizz what

Unionhawk

@LessPop_MoreFizz what in the

@Ktash ...

checks time

Nope, can't get a milkshake

curses

Yuuki

@Unionhawk He said milkshake.

Unionhawk

Well, I probably could

@Yuuki I KNOW

I WANT ONE NOW

DAMMIT

Wait

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Milkshake.

Ktash

1:40 AM

Everybody always wants a milkshake. They are always good

Unionhawk

CLOSING SOON

Ashley Nunn

@Unionhawk Me too, and I could go to the 24 mcdonalds if I was desperate

Unionhawk

I CAN GET ICE CREAM IF I MOVE NOW

AND I AM MOVING NOW

Ktash

@Unionhawk What, no 24hr stores around?

Ashley Nunn

@Ktash I need one of those in walking distance.

Or not, because then I would be buying ice cream all the timer

Ktash

1:45 AM

Most of the grocery stores around me are 24 hour. As are a couple fast food places

Unionhawk

I guess sunoco might have ice cream, but.. That's...

Times are desperate if you're getting ice cream past 10 because Ben and Jerry's is closed

But it's open!

Ktash

QFC and Safeway nearby are both 24hr

Unionhawk

I need stuff in walking distance for it to be worth

Ashley Nunn

@Unionhawk Jealous

Ktash

Oh man, I can get all of Rolie Polie Olie

Ashley Nunn

1:48 AM

@Ktash OH MY GOD

YES DO THIS THING

Ktash

♫ Rolie Polie Olie was small and short and round... ♫

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Ktash I hear they bring all the boys to the yard

Yuuki

@Ktash ♫ Something something something something-that-rhymes-with-"round" ♫

Ktash

@LessPop_MoreFizz Mine certainly does

Yuuki

It's been awhile, I've forgotten a few of the lyrics.

Ktash

1:49 AM

@Yuuki ♫ And in the land of boys and girls he's the coolest kid around ♫

:P

Ashley Nunn

@Ktash I am singing this now

LessPop_MoreFizz

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz You're already playing, aren't you? :o

Ashley Nunn

I used to watch that A LOT and my family, for the longest time, would randomly ask each other "Fishie <insert verb>, Olie?" like dorks.

Ktash

@AshleyNunn Well I'm downloading it now :)

Ashley Nunn

1:50 AM

@Ktash Jealous

Ktash

I also, got my Rugrats DVDs today

Which was exciting

LessPop_MoreFizz

@Fluttershy Nope, not my screenshot. But I would be if the full game was available to me right now.

Unionhawk

@AshleyNunn I have a ben and jerry's maybe 2 blocks away

I have no fucking clue why I don't do this at least monthly

GnomeSlice

Looper is a good movie

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Rian Johnson is a good filmmaker

Have you seen Brick?

GnomeSlice

1:53 AM

I have not.

Just watched Looper for the second time, showed it to my dad

he liked it too

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice oh man oh man oh man

watch Brick

Ktash

That reminds me! If you have HBO, you should watch CitizenFour

LessPop_MoreFizz

you are in for something special

Yuuki

One of the few things I dislike about Spring Break is the lack of StreetPasses.

Unionhawk

dude

strawberry cheesecake milkshake

Ktash

1:54 AM

You being everyone

Unionhawk

holy shit

Ashley Nunn

@Unionhawk I would do it ALL THE TIME

And it's not even more expensive than UDF (local gas station chain that also has fantastic ice cream and milkshakes) so

LessPop_MoreFizz

Brick just oozes style.

Might be up your alley as well @AshleyNunn

Ashley Nunn

1:56 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Yeah, not so much

LessPop_MoreFizz

@AshleyNunn It's Noir as all hell with super stylish dialogue.

Fluttershy

@LessPop_MoreFizz This movie is fantastic.

Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz It looks too suspenseful for me

GnomeSlice

@LessPop_MoreFizz Same actor?

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Yeah, JGL and Rian Johnson have worked together a lot

@AshleyNunn More mystery than suspense, but the trailer is definitely cut much more intense.

GnomeSlice

1:59 AM

Is it rated TV for titties and violence like Looper?

Ashley Nunn

@LessPop_MoreFizz I find I am bad at suspense lately

GnomeSlice

looks pretty interesting

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice There's a little bit of violence, but not too much. Don't think there's any actual nudity, as far as I remember

GnomeSlice

Trailer doesn't make what it's actually about very clear but it looks really interesting

I'll have to get my hands on that

Sature Trailer

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This came out today. Looks weird.

Yuuki

Hmm... do we onebox Google+?

Mario Party 10 Launch Party Sweepstakes (US and Canada, excluding Quebec)

Nope.

Unionhawk

2:04 AM

lol who uses google+ anymore

Yuuki

@Unionhawk Nintendo, apparently.

Unionhawk

Fair enough

LessPop_MoreFizz

@GnomeSlice Essentially it's a murder mystery/noir film

GnomeSlice

is noir something other than 'black' in french.

LessPop_MoreFizz

JGL's girlfriend calls him, sounding very afraid, and then disappears. He decides to investigate.

Film noir

Film noir (/fɪlm nwɑr/; French pronunciation: [film nwaʁ]) is a cinematic term used primarily to describe stylish Hollywood crime dramas, particularly those that emphasize cynical attitudes and sexual motivations. Hollywood's classical film noir period is generally regarded as extending from the early 1940s to the late 1950s. Film noir of this era is associated with a low-key black-and-white visual style that has roots in German Expressionist cinematography. Many of the prototypical stories and much of the attitude of classic noir derive from the hardboiled school of crime fiction that emerged...

GnomeSlice

2:06 AM

oh okay I think I knew that already

Fluttershy

L.A. Noire was a pretty fun game. They did a good job nailing the noir feel, I thhink.

Unionhawk

I should play that one day

LessPop_MoreFizz

The greatest thing about Brick is that it's set in a high school, but they all speak like characters in a 40's detective movie starring Humphrey Bogart, and it works

Ashley Nunn

@Fluttershy I liked watching someone play it, it was pretty and fascinating

GnomeSlice

2:23 AM

How to get the Life Medallion in Out There Somewhere

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you know I made that and never even posted it on arqade

or even made it public

good going, me

spugsley

@Ktash :D

Fluttershy

@spugsley Did you see the picture I took? :o

spugsley

@Fluttershy :o no

Fluttershy

You need to go here and take pictures! Jeffersonville, Indiana. It's so pretty! :3

spugsley

2:40 AM

@Fluttershy lovely!

I think I want to learn MtG so that I can be a judge

I never gave it a chance and it was Ian who tried to teach me and he's a bad teacher. He's too excited and gets complicated

Ashley Nunn

@Fluttershy I still can't get over how pretty this is AND how much water there is

@spugsley I just can't seem to keep the rules straight and the cards straight, it feels like there is very much going on

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I honestly don't think I'd like to play super competitively but judging intrigues me so much. Like, they fill out paperwork and do data entry and mean talk and travel and get to know players and create a safe environment for players. Like I want that

Ashley Nunn

That does sound pretty nifty

spugsley

it doesssss. And there's a lady L2 judge that visited Ian and @OrigamiRobot's shop and she learned how to play and became an L1 judge in two months. And then she got L2 after only 18 months playing. Like that is doable.

Lazers

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Q: Operation pass missions

I wanted to buy one of the older operation passes to do the campaign and was wondering, if you buy an access pass AFTER the operation ends, can you still do the campaign and get the drops?

counter-strike-go

Lazers

3:08 AM

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Q: Can I make multiple separate profiles in skyrim?

So I was playing as a Khajiit, and I want to try being an Orc. Can I make a separate game file without deleting the original profile. I know it is possible on different games like Saints Row, but is it possible in Skyrim on PS3? THX!

skyrim ps3

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Q: Endless Legends Steam Updates

My friend has several torrented games and he wants to use Steam. Will he get banned for doing so since he owns several torrented games and can Steam updates his said games ?

endless-legend

Frank

@Lazers That needs more close votes.

@Frank There :)

Wee!

giggles

3:31 AM

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Q: Why random encounters are harder when playing Baldur's Gate Tutu?

It's so benefical the fact that you can unite almost the entire saga in one game: (BG1 + TotSC) + (BG2:SoA + ToB) with the use of EasyTutu and G3 Widescreen mods. Now, I don't remember the battles of the very beginning of the game being so.. challenging, in an unjustified way. Once I'm outside, ...

baldurs-gate baldurs-gate-tutu

Frank

3:41 AM

...Huh. D3 just froze on me.

Chippies

it was snowing all day and I had to shovel the driveway... It's 1am and I still haven't done it, I guess it's gonna be one of those nights where I shovel driveway at like 3am or so

on the bright side - the streets are nice and empty and quiet

Matt Giltaji

3:55 AM

@Chippies why not sleep and do it after waking up?

Chippies

@MattGiltaji Because I am not a morning person and I rather stay up all night than get up at 6am to shovel it before wife has to go to work

Matt Giltaji

@Chippies makes sense

Chippies

I'm procrastinating, because it's cold outside...

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