The Bridge

@AshleyNunn OMGOMG I HOPE YOU LOVE THEM

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They make my house look all the most fantastic

seriously, that makes me heart soooooo happy

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A friend already complimented me on them

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I totally pimped ypu

1:04 AM

@AshleyNunn I LOVE YOU

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@spugsley I know! We are getting married after all

@AshleyNunn truth :3

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Man, I almost have to draw diagrams to keep my bridge relationships straight

@AshleyNunn Only almost? Dang, I need some chattable sockpuppets to make this more confusing.

sockpuppets?

1:08 AM

Sockpuppet (Internet)

A sockpuppet is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term—a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock—originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an internet community who spoke to, or about himself while pretending to be another person. The term now includes other uses of misleading online identities, such as those created to praise, defend or support a third party or organization, or to circumvent a suspension or ban from a website. A significant difference between the use of a pseudonym and the creation of a sockpuppet i...

TIL

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@Johann Sockpuppets are duplicate accounts used for (mostly) reps on this site. That could get you banned.

@AshleyNunn I think I know how I stand, currently. I hate @Wipqozn. I'm married to you and I think @Fluttershy but I don't really remember. @FAE might have been in on that one too. I'm definitely wonking with @RavenDreamer. And I think something is going on with me and @Ktash but I don't remember that entire conversation

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@spugsley What did I just read?

Wipqozn

I think I'm also someones child

It was @spugsley, but you abused me, so I think you sold me to someone else.

1:09 AM

the bridge has turned into a soap opera

Polygamy is fun!

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@Wipqozn oh no

@Johann the bridge has always been a soap opera, lol

@jeffreylin_ The shipping forecast for tonight's conversation

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nothing

1:10 AM

Does anyone remember who I sold @Wipqozn to?

@YiJiang'sEvilClone bahahahah I lol'ed

@spugsley join the new flash games chatroom

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@spugsley I am marrying you, possibly @raven, @FAE and I just flirt a lot, but I also flirt with a lot of the bridge.

oh, and as a follow up, I'm still not entirely sure what wonk means

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@spugsley As defined here:

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urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wonking

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1:12 AM

OMG LEWD BANNNNNNNNNNNNN!

well, wonk can't be a thing anymore. Thanks for that.

@jeffreylin_ is this supposed to be funny?

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@spugsley That's what @badp said to my "bacon porn", so I'm guessing so.

@spugsley banned

@jeffreylin_ lol

@jeffreylin_ ummm

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1:14 AM

@badp HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS BACON PORN???

@jeffreylin_ Rule 34

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@YiJiang'sEvilClone What kind of messed up person does that?

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Anyone here a fan of anime and Manga? I'm particularly fond of Bleach.

@jeffreylin_ The same messed up person that stars everything I say! *twitch*

1:16 AM

Arg, the middle part of any piece of writing is always the hardest part to write. I don't know what else to say that will pull my 3 or 4 other pics together and won't leave a bunch of whitespace.

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I am so hungry and want bacon

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@AshleyNunn Fix that!

@jeffreylin_ Since you haven't been paying attention, I'm not going to explain it to you

@MBraedley "I have no idea what to write for this part of the article, so here's a picture of a cat chasing a laser pointer instead"

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1:19 AM

This is how to really live:

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@YiJiang'sEvilClone When you hit "All rooms", how are the rooms organized?

@jeffreylin_ CARE BEAR STARE

@jeffreylin_ In order of most recent activity

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@feichinger I have no bacon

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With itchy fur
And curly hair
I make good friends
most everywhere
I hug and play
and skip and share
So feel the love of
My ***CARE BEAR STARE!***

1:22 AM

@AshleyNunn sux2bu? :P

@spugsley This was a delight to read. Thank you for that.

@Fluttershy can you remind me whether or not we are married?

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@spugsley I cannot. My memory is worse than @FAE's.

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Hmm, inline formatting is being derpy
**TEST**

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TEST

1:25 AM

you know how when people get sunburnt and someone says something stupid like "Har har, you look like a lobster!"

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Way to go Markdown, just screw up my poem like that.

@jeffreylin_ Multiline formatting does not work.

@spugsley Yesyesyes.

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@FEichinger :(

Being a ginger, I deal with sunburns quite often.

1:26 AM

well, I look like a lobster that has an extremely high fever and then got dunked into a vat of red paint only to resurface and get shot in the face and then bled everywhere.

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@spugsley Oh dear.

@YiJiang'sEvilClone hey what do people speak in singapore

@jeffreylin_ yay for fair skin and reddish hair -.-

Q: Is there a way to cancel Chain Shot?

Lazers

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Without waiting for the bullet-time timer to tick all the way down or planting enough targets to fire all of my pistol's magazine (not clip), I can't end Chain Shot (CS) active skill once I've started it. Is there a way to cancel Chain Shot, in Alpha Protocol?

alpha-protocol

1:28 AM

@YiJiang'sEvilClone very confused

@Johann English + their mother tongue

@YiJiang'sEvilClone mother tongue?

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@YiJiang'sEvilClone Shipping? Don't they mean clopping?

@jeffreylin_ Nope.

Well... They do mean that in extension of the other, but shipping is different.

@spugsley I know that feel.

1:29 AM

@jeffreylin_ Nope nope nope nope nope none of nope nope

@Johann Your parent's language

yes no PONY

@jeffreylin_ tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Shipping

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OH

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@feichinger I am not clopping with anyone here let's just make that clear

@MBraedley clicks link NO! closes immediately

phew that was close

1:30 AM

@AshleyNunn Ewwwww

@Unionhawk It's right there in the link!

@MBraedley Yeah, TVTropes is right there. I was almost trapped forever

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@yijiang I just wanted to make it clear!

what is it

And it's a particularly dangerous article, given the breadth that it links to.

1:32 AM

@AshleyNunn That... wow ... You know ... ... I'm ... Uhm ... Uh ...

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leaves Bridge

or at least it's YMMV

@jeffreylin_ We're not

@jeffreylin_ You're the one who brought it up, yo.

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@feichinger what? I am trying to protect my reputation, here!

1:34 AM

@AshleyNunn I'm not sure if I should just yell "TMI" or something along the lines of "Whew, and here I was, thinking you're a cheat." :P

ban everyone for links

Okay, guys, stop horsing around

@YiJiang'sEvilClone I refuse to star that pun

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@feichinger who am I cheating on, exactly?

1:34 AM

@Johann can you please stop with the banning stuff?

@AshleyNunn That's where I'm leaving it.

@spugsley You're all right.

@spugsley imitating kalina

@Fluttershy I know I'm alright, but it's really not funny and it's been mentioned like 5 times

@Johann no one finds it amusing

@spugsley No, I know. I meant it as a compliment, not a statement. =P

1:36 AM

@spugsley my point exactly

@Fluttershy oh, thanks :p

@Unionhawk I'm sorry, it was too easy

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I'm confused.

Okay, I'm not inspired enough to write more of that blog post tonight. I'll pick up where I left off tomorrow. Off to YouTube!

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The Very Hungry City: Urban Energy Efficiency and the Economic Fate of Cities

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1:37 AM

More like the very boring book

@MBraedley no, once you start you have to finish. we tape you to the desk.

@MBraedley Is that meant to inspire you or just distract you?

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@mbraedley nooooooooo

better?

@FEichinger distract me before bed

I have only 80 more flags to go before I catch up to badp's all-time-flag-handling count

mwahahahaha

then... something. I don't know what happens.

I think I get to rule the world? I'm uncertain.

1:39 AM

@agent86 Glory and praise, I think

@agent86 endless love

the song, not the actual thing

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@feichinger you can't leave me hanging like that! I explode from that sort of tension.

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@AshleyNunn .....

@AshleyNunn .....

@AshleyNunn Oh, I can. And I'm doing that. Right now. :P

1:41 AM

@AshleyNunn my innuendo detector is off the charts. you might say it's pegged.

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@agent86 facedesk

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@agent86 oh my.

@agent86 :o

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@feichinger you are a very terrible man and I am unhappy with you.

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1:42 AM

Everyone knows it is only nice to finish what you start.

amen

@AshleyNunn I know, and I'm sorry. Kinda. Sorta.

Oh, wow

@agent86 who are YOu

yay everyone get on

My militia commander is named Anan Lanceavalanche

1:43 AM

parte

That is awesome

@AshleyNunn Anything I could respond to that would probably get @agent86's innuendo meter into inexplicable states.

@FEichinger you are my kind of people

@FEichinger indeed. we've probably carried this as far as it is safe to go, and then a bit further :P

@agent86 Preeetty much.

@spugsley =D

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1:44 AM

@feichinger I apologize for getting you into such a state.

ah, george takei. you're awesome.

@AshleyNunn Me? You're the one exploding in tension. :P

@agent86 it is known

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@saintwacko that guy has an awesome name

@AshleyNunn No kidding

1:45 AM

drama everywhere :)

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@feichinger I said I would, of you didn't tell me. I haven't yet. Just waiting.

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@saintwacko and my parents were so uninventive when they named me! I could have had an awesome name.

@AshleyNunn I'm not telling you, so, I took that for granted

@AshleyNunn I'm named after a soap opera :(

@AshleyNunn You think you're bad? Look at my name

1:46 AM

@spugsley I was named after Brad Pitt in a movie.

Not really though. The movie came out after I was born.

@Fluttershy I really am named after a soap opera character :(

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@spugsley I am named after Ashley from Gome with the Wind, I think? One of those old novels.

@spugsley Well... At least your name isn't Armageddon Lee, which is why my dad wanted to name my brother.

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I would like to point out he was a boy.

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@fluttershy whaaaaaay

1:47 AM

who is agent86 named after

@Fluttershy good balls that's a shitty name O-o

@Fluttershy Ouch.

@AshleyNunn @spugsley Yeah... He wanted to call him Geddy for short. So... Geddy Lee.

That could've gone horribly, horribly wrong.

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No.

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1:48 AM

Just.

my wife's middle name is from star wars

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No.

@Fluttershy I threw up a little

no one is making sense

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Please say they saw sense.

1:48 AM

@agent86 I was in the army with a guy who named his son Anakin when his wife was passed out on pain killers after giving birth.

@Fluttershy what did he end up being named?

I knew a guy named Efrick once too

@spugsley Travis.

@Fluttershy this guy = my hero

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@fluttershy seriously? :p

1:48 AM

@Fluttershy much, much better

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This is making me hate my name less ans less

@AshleyNunn Yep. His wife agreed that he could use it as a middle name. He said screw that when she was passed out and unable to disagree. >_>

@Fluttershy That ... is awesome.

@Fluttershy this is grounds for murder in some states :P

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@fluttershy that guy is my new hero.

1:49 AM

I'm pretty sure I would be dead if I named my children while my wife was passed out

lmfao

@Fluttershy Major Major Major Major

@Fluttershy For that kid, the name makes sense now. It isn't just a ERMAHGERDFAN name.

A forgotten beast came up from the caverns and started breaking through a door

I think this guy's name was "efrick lepley"

1:51 AM

Unfortunately for him, when he broke through he discovered that it was the Faedog breeding area, and was promptly torn to shreds by a very large pack of Faedog mothers defending their pups

@FEichinger No, it very much was just an ERMAHGERDFAN name. His dad was the biggest Star Wars geek I've ever met. He spent $4000 on a Darth Vader costume, $3500 on a Storm Trooper costume, and would not talk about anything but Star Wars.

@SaintWacko what are you talking about? O-o

@SaintWacko Faedog?

Don't think I've ever seen that animal before

@spugsley Dwarf Fortress

@YiJiang'sEvilClone A Masterwork creature. Like a dog, but very fast

I would like to own a Faedog

1:51 AM

They make excellent guard dogs

boogeymen are the worst

@Fluttershy That's why I said now it makes sense. If she hadn't passed out, it'd be a lot more disturbing.

I miss @PicnicButton.

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most ominous message in a videogame

:

you hear far off cackling

you better run

I bought a breeding pair from the elves early in my fortress

@Johann I haven't played adventure mode at all

If I want to play a roguelike, I play DCSS

1:53 AM

I've had Forgotten Beasts come in and slaughter the *-man population living in my underground caverns

adventure mode is great

thats all I play

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Was there a tag that was just burninated?

@Johann You are kinda missing what the whole point about Dwarf Fortress is, then.

@jeffreylin_ save-game

...

1:54 AM

@Johann It's significantly less well developed than Fortress Mode

As far as roguelikes go, there are much better options as @SaintWacko say

but its FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Johann free is always good

@spugsley Not... always.

@Johann So are most other roguelikes

@spugsley YOU SHOULD GET THE WALKING DEAD ON STEAM

And then do a Let's Play!

1:56 AM

@Johann While free is good... paid is often better from a quality standpoint

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I swear every time I close any door in my apartment my cat thinks that part of the house disappears. He sits on the other side and cries.

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@Fluttershy I mean...if someone is giving away free used band aids or crack pipes, that's one thing but usually free = good

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@spugsley that is a horrible image

@Fluttershy lol my let's play days are done

@spugsley Oh man, used bandaids are best bandaids.

@spugsley This makes me sad. =(

1:56 AM

what good free roguelikes are there

Wait i have an idea

@Fluttershy I can't stand hearing my own voice lolololol

LETS TAKE THIS TO THE FLASH GAMES CHATROOm

!

yay

@spugsley I know the feeling. I heard myself in our Book Club discussion, and it was awful.

@Johann Most roguelikes are not Flash games

What does "free roguelikes" have to do with the Flash games room?

1:57 AM

@YiJiang'sEvilClone evoland

@Johann Is not a roguelike

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I have gotten used to my voice, and it is fine until some people think I say house funny.

...?!///{}

@AshleyNunn I'm sorry :( By funny I meant 'cute'

@AshleyNunn Do you say "hoose"?

1:58 AM

I think you say words cutely

Because if so, that's awesome.

@Johann Nethack, Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, ADOM, Angband, Brogue, ToME v4

I would suggest starting with DCSS

I keep meaning to play crawl. I read a beginners guide and it made my head swim, though.

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I dunno! I just say it like everyone else I know?