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2:00 PM
@badp I KNOW RIGHT!??!
 
@badp I'll uh...let you ask rchern if she also punches babies.
 
@spugsley Back-office I hope? :P
@TimStone Sending people 12 or younger off crying to their momma is part of the job description!
 
@badp Nope. Front desk :)
 
@badp Well played.
@spugsley Sick children are the worst children
 
@spugsley I assume that's why you hate children.
 
2:01 PM
As for rchern... I mean, have you seen her face? P:
 
But I'm awesome because everyone else here loves kids. It's their weakness. Me, I'm like, I don't give a fuck if you're cute, GTFO
@Wipqozn probably
@TimStone this is definitely true
 
@spugsley Don't worry, I bet most of them are perfectly fine children that are about to get an OCD or ADD diagnosis :P
yay stereotypes
 
@badp during the week, yes, pretty much every child is here for ADD. On the weekend, only sick kids...and I'm here every weekend
 
@spugsley >_<
 
@badp my thoughts exactly.
who wants to answer a dumb photoshop question?
 
2:09 PM
 
@YiJiang you are your mustaches!
 
@spugsley Why not.
 
@RonanForman you know that thing where one item in the photo is in color and the rest is black and white? How the fuck do I do that?
I don't know what to search for on google as far as trying to find a tutorial
 
@spugsley lasso select?
magic wand?
 
because I don't know what that effect is called O-o
is that it?
 
2:11 PM
I think you just select an item, invert the selection and convert the selection to BW (set saturation to 0)
 
Select the object, then create a mask for a B&W adjustment layer
 
FAE
@spugsley You have to select the area by hand, yeah
 
@badp There are adjustment layers for B&W now, instead of having to use saturation
 
If you want to be fancy fuzzy your selection before you invert it
@YiJiang eh. I only know about the gimp :P
which probably also now has all kinds of fancy features
 
But don't feather too much
 
2:13 PM
okay, so for something that is oddly shaped, like flowers, for example...how do I select that precisely?
here, I'll give you an example:
 
So. Selection tools - you have the marquee tools, lasso including polygonal and magmatic lasso
 
FAE
@spugsley lasso by hand
 
And also magic wand and quick selection
 
@spugsley Lasso tool, and trace it.
 
You can also trace by pen
 
2:14 PM
okay
 
Well, an example would be good :P Magnetic lasso is easy if the object and the background has high contrast between them
 
(still selection can be a hard problem)
 
I was trying to show an example but my work computer is stupid and won't let me put images in chat >.<
 
...upload doesn't work?
 
@badp nope. It says 'fail' every time
stupiddddd
 
2:16 PM
@spugsley :(
 
Works for me
 
crashes through the upload
 
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Q: Will my Macbook air Core 2 duo run Diablo 3?

nimcapI have looked at the requirements of Diablo 3 and compared it to my MBA. It satisfies every requirement except graphics card, which is NVIDIA GeForce 320M but the minimum is NVIDIA GeForce 8600M GT or ATI Radeon HD 2600. It looks like my MBA should run Diablo 3. I was wondering if someone played...

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Q: How do i download patches on Trainz Simulator 2010

mrminecraft3000It says my version is out of date and that i can download the patches on the forums so i click the link and it comes up with the downloads available. when i try to download the patch it opens up a window and does nothing. What should i do? If possible could someone change the tag to Trainz Simul...

 
@Lazers "Trainz Simulator"...?
/facepalm
I am not creating this retarded tag
 
Apr 15 at 11:08, by Yi Jiang
user image
(This took way too long)
 
2:25 PM
?
 
anyone know where i can get mspaint for windows 7 or force a reinstall?
 
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Q: Can I ask if a specific game will run on a specific computer system?

overmannI want to ask if the Penumbra series will run on a playable and consistent framerate on a medium to high setting (this you can't assume from minimum system requirements) on a AMD A4 apu processor. This is considering I don't have a computer to play the game with. One thing about the demos is th...

that is to say that needs four more down votes.
 
@Blem Look around the install/uninstall program thingy in control panel
On the left side there should be an option to install/uninstall Windows features
 
@YiJiang i looked, couldn't spot mspaint
 
2:29 PM
@YiJiang is that the "Turn Windows features on or off"?
 
@Blem Yeah
@badp Eh, that was the image I was using to test if the uploading thingy is working
I picked a screenshot at random
 
@YiJiang yes, still.
 
Hmm, the problem with waiting so long to do laundry is finding something else to put on so that I can also wash the clothes that I'm wearing. I should probably buy more clothes, or be less lazy.
I need the effort power-up for life. What's the console command for that?
 
@TimStone imbibe red bull
 
@TimStone It's okay, you can be naked on the internet. You don't have to tell us
 
2:34 PM
@badp wow. I guess I picked the right time to come back into chat
 
@YiJiang it is not there and a fast search on the interwebs shows it is a standart part of windows 7 that can not be removed, and mine is broken
 
@badp You're safe, I found shorts I'm not sure why I own, and a yellow t-shirt, which of course isn't remotely close to any of the other colours of clothes I have to wash.
 
@Blem Huh, well that's interesting
 
what site should i post on to get some help? superuser?
 
Super User, yup
 
2:37 PM
Maybe he got his hands on the super-secret 128-bit mspaint
 
@TimStone oh god WANT. 128 bit bmps ftw!
 
@TimStone Or maybe it's the old 16-bit one from Windows 3.1
 
Think of all the bits!
 
So I got a copy of the latest Indie Gala bundle
 
@YiJiang Bah, that'd just be silly
 
2:41 PM
The content is good, but the website and the way they implemented the thing is gawd awful
Also, I have an extra bundle which I can gift people
It looks like I can either give away the keys for each game one by one, or send the gift id to a single person
 
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Q: How do I glide in "Batman: Arkham City" during the "Demon Trials"?

Dave M GI am playing Batman: Arkham City on the PC (Windows). I am stuck on the Demon Trials level where one has to follow a blue path through the air by alternating between gliding and dive bombing. I have looked online, and everywhere says the same thing. One simply holds down W+Space to glide, and W+...

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Q: How do I rotate items in the Portal 2 Map Creator (DLC, not Hammer)

tombull89I've dropped back into Portal 2 as the Map Creator DLC has recently been released. This allows you to create maps (from basic through to advanced) with a number of limitations. However, I cannot, for the life of me, work out how to rotate things. I have this ramp: How can I get it to face the...

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Q: behemoth capturing

maximllion j pegasusI got final fantasy 13-2 friday 10 may. And now I wanted to ask, how do you capture a behemoth, because I defeated my first one after getting killed like 20 times and plus I'm new to the final fantasy series. So now that I know I can beat it how do I capture one, because I need it to beat caius ...

 
@Lazers Fun fact: This was originally tagged
 
@YiJiang I have most of it though
 
So far I've tried ARES, which is a meh'ish shooter-platformer with a very stereotypical Japanese sci-fi art style and storyline
And Really Big Sky, which is a pretty cool twin stick shooter
Altitude looks like a mostly multiplayer game, not sure if I want to get into that
 
FAE
@YiJiang I really like Really Big Sky
Picked that up in an Indie Royale sometime back
 
2:55 PM
Yeah, it's pretty fun, the art style and the music is very nice
 
@FAE I am enjoying it much more now that I have a controller.
 
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Q: How to convert Flash games to Android and Iphone ganes?

Sir MrrI have done couple of games in flash (AS 2.0 and AS 3.0) and now was thinking about releasing them to android and iphone market, but I don't have a singly clue on how to go about doing this. Please guide me in proper direction in above regards, any book / tutorial etc Heartily grateful for all...

 
FAE
@Fluttershy I very much enjoy the music.
@YiJiang Indeeds
My main complaint is that it is not optimized very well
 
@GamingnotonGaming Close hammering
 
FAE
I experience slowdown when it gets busy and I have a very good rig
 
2:57 PM
@FAE I apparently had desktop notifications on and this scared me.
 
FAE
@Fluttershy Boo.
 
I don't think I'll buy any more of Indie Gala's bundles. It really is incredibly unprofessional - apparently the extra soundtracks and games are hosted on Box.net
Which anyone with the URL can access
 
FAE
ah :/
 
3:17 PM
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Q: How to test map vision / how to open bnet maps in map editor

tenfourWhat is the best way to test vision on bnet maps? For example testing if a proxy building can be seen by units on high ground or xel'naga towers. I can't think of a way to do it, because if I'm building the buildings, then I cannot tell whether the opponent can see them. One idea was to try the ...

 
May I interject a very awesome robot?
 
someone should talk to me. I am at work. It suckkkkks
 
@RedRiderX May I interject with an awesome robot as well?
 
@OrigamiRobot nice one
 
Dear @Mana, please go back to your old Karkat gravatar. Your new one is nightmare inducing. Sincerely, The Bridge.
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3:29 PM
@OrigamiRobot Touché paper robot touché.
 
@RedRiderX Your robot wins, TBQH
 
@Fluttershy oh! I also have a letter for @Mana
ahem
 
@spugsley "Q"?
 
Dear @Mana, your gravatar is making me uncomfortable because I both love and hate it. I can't look away but I know I have to because this relationship isn't healthy. Sincerely, Spugsley
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@OrigamiRobot I really wish I had this robot.
 
3:31 PM
We should fill the starred list with Letters for @Mana
 
You would think by now @Mana would have learned he has no say in what his gravatar is.
 
@RavenDreamer no 'E'. It's sexier? Idk
 
Course it is. That's the first letter of my name.
 
@spugsley starred for truth
 
23 hours ago, by OrigamiRobot
looks at star list Oh, is @spugsley in love with @Mana now too?
 
3:32 PM
@RavenDreamer I will now guess your name!
Ethan
Evan?
Erin?
TELL ME
 
@spugsley wow that was fast.
 
@Mana SUCCESS
@OrigamiRobot according to you I have like 6 Bridge boyfriends (and girlfriends?)
 
@RavenDreamer "There is a ninja shark in my Gravatar. Once you see him, he cannot be unseen. But you have to see him first."
I feel like this description is outdated, somehow.
 
@spugsley You have more boyfriends than @FAE!
 
@spugsley And at least one of them is a troll
 
3:33 PM
@Mana Are you complaining that you can't find the ninja in my gravatar?
 
@OrigamiRobot huhwha? Who the fuck is a troll?? O-o
 
@spugsley I challenge you to name them all!
 
@spugsley @Wipqozn
 
@OrigamiRobot Everyone loves me though, so I don't count.
 
I'm a bit of a troll...
 
3:34 PM
@Mana No you're not.
 
@OrigamiRobot oh. my. fucking. balls. I am not in love with @Wipqozn
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@Mana Trolling is an art.
 
@spugsley harsh!
 
@Mana it's really not. He deserves it. He knows he deserves it
 
3:35 PM
@spugsley Tell me more about these mysterious balls of yours!
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CONVERSATION DERAILED
 
@spugsley Oh, sure you are. You talk about him all the time
 
Because now everyone will be sad.
 
@Fluttershy Way to crop me out of the picture, jerk!
 
@OrigamiRobot I can't say I blame her. I talk about myself all the time too.
 
3:36 PM
@RavenDreamer It wouldn't fit on my screen, and I was always told the subject should be centered.
 
@Fluttershy I don't miss him as much after that post he made on reddit.
 
@Wipqozn I don't go to reddit, so I know naught of what you speak.
 
@Fluttershy Nor I, but badp posted it in here.
 
@Wipqozn what was it?
 
@spugsley Powerlord I assume.
 
3:39 PM
@spugsley Just made some unwarrented comments about stack exchange.
 
@Wipqozn Link NAOW.
 
@Wipqozn oh :/ what a weenie
 
oh please
 
@RonanForman tHAT SOUNDS LIKE a lot of work.
 
can we forget about it until the thread gets archived and you can no longer touch it
that thread's completely dead
there's no need to get powerlord to look at it more
 
3:44 PM
I wonder how many times over @spugsley been eligible for Outspoken
 
@OrigamiRobot huhwha?
 
@spugsley The badge. "Posted 10 messages in chat that were starred by 10 different users"
 
@OrigamiRobot I don't know why I get starred all the time. It's weird
@OrigamiRobot plus, I think 90% of them are starred by @Wipqozn because most of them are about him and he loves the attention
 
@spugsley I do love attention.
 
@spugsley You have this certain air about your messages that makes them irresistible to star.
 
3:49 PM
@spugsley He can't star things multiple times.
 
@Mana I wanted to say, "if by 'air', you mean 'vagina'" but it would only work if I was the only girl on the Bridge. Which I'm not.
or boobs
that would work too.
or just to throw everyone off, maybe 'balls'
 
boobs are pretty cool.
 
@Mana I starred that right away
@Mana omg it's time. Change the gravatar. I can't handle this grinning red monster talking to me about boobs.
 
could you handle having this guy talking to you about boobs?
 
@Mana definitely not. He looks quite pedophilic
What? I can made pedophile an adjective if I want! I don't give a fuck!
@Mana also, who is that?
 
3:56 PM
ROBERT REDFORD DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A PAEDOPHILE.
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.
 
@Mana it's too late. I've already deemed it so
 
omg.
 
yeah, I said it.
 
you know what you deserve for this.
 
YOU BASTARD
 
3:57 PM
@Mana Gooby plz
 
DO NOT GOOBY ME AT WORK
 
@spugsley You called Robert Redford a pedophile. I think it is appropriate.
 
@Fluttershy I didn't say he was a pedophile. I said he looked like a pedophile
totally different things
did @Mana rage quit chat?
cause that would be a new level of mean-talking I can add to my portfolio
@Mana Oh shit.
I feel rage brewing....
 
Let's just agree that Robert Redford doesn't look like a pedophile.
 
I can't even fucking look at it without wincing
 
4:01 PM
and the gravatar
 
@Mana wait....really?
 
@spugsley yes.
 
@OrigamiRobot THIS ONE PHYSICALLY PAINS ME
@Mana fine, you terrorist. He doesn't
 
The gravatar has been changed. and the redacted is gone.
give the gravatar some time to refresh.
 
that exchange was most unpleasant
 
4:04 PM
@Mana I hope you get stuck in quantum Gravatar hell with me
 
@OrigamiRobot at least then we could be stuck in it together <3 <3 <3
 
@Mana Shhhhh, The Bridge isn't ready. @spugsley would be heartbroken.
 
@OrigamiRobot wtf?
 
@Mana You know what you should do?
 
@Fluttershy get a room?
 
4:07 PM
@spugsley Who says we don't already have one?
 
@spugsley No. @Mana should change his gravatar to Dolan.
 
where he can have all the fucking gooby to himself
 
@Fluttershy god, you don't know how tempted I was.
 
@Fluttershy WHAT THE HELL MAN!??! Aren't you on my side??? I played Catan with you!!!
 
@spugsley And blocked my resources, and kept refusing my trades! You let skovacs win.
 
4:08 PM
@Fluttershy I let you win the first time!
 
I love being killed by zombies through alls
 
@spugsley Liar. You were sad when I won.
 
@Fluttershy you don't know that!
 
Speaking of Catan......
 
@OrigamiRobot I do not have time for a game at the moment.
@spugsley Fun fact: @OrigamiRobot hates Wil Wheaton.
 
4:11 PM
@Wipqozn you know what else you'll love? My hatred for you has dimmed since what I'm calling "The Gooby-Pedophile War of 2012"
 
@Fluttershy She knows how I feel about him.
 
@spugsley I see
 
@OrigamiRobot I said it was fun, not that it was unknown.
 
@OrigamiRobot Why?
 
@Wipqozn I suggest you do something to remedy this
 
4:12 PM
@Wipqozn Post gooby. She'll hate you again.
 
@spugsley I'd rather not give you a reason, that way when you return to hating me you just look like a terrible person.
 
@Wipqozn Have you seen The Guild?
 
@OrigamiRobot No.
 
@Wipqozn If you watched it, you would understand.
 
Also, glad to see you switched gravatars back @mana.
 
4:14 PM
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Q: Transparent items like glass

JeffreyAre there any other materials that are transparent and could be used in replacement of glass? PS: Is there any other way to cook glass without sand? ( Near my house I have basically no sand :( )

 
Although I don't know where you get off changing it in the first place. It's like you think you have free will or something.
 
@Wipqozn alrighty that did it. Thanks.
 
@Lazers that gravatar
 
@spugsley You are a terrible person.
@Mana I noticed that last night. Seems a tad uncouth for our site, no?
 
@Fluttershy aww, thanks :)
 
4:15 PM
@Fluttershy What's wrong with it?
 
@Wipqozn It's a sheet of acid... I believe.
 
The actual content is fine, my mind has just been corrupted to view anything in that general shape and color as something else.
 
@Fluttershy Ah, I see.
 
As in, the hard drug. o.o
 
@Mana Pervert.
 
4:18 PM
@Mana All I learned from this was "@Mana likes seeing penises."
 
@Fluttershy I think that's common knowledge.
 
No, wrong...blaaah.
also, is it okay if I clean off the stars list a bit?
 
@Mana Which blaaah is it then?
 
This is a bit rough even by Bridge standards.
 
@Mana what's on it right now? I can't see it at work
 
4:20 PM
@Mana Thank @spugsley!
 
@Mana Do you mean @spugsley and her unrelenting use of the F-word?
 
@Fluttershy you can vouch for me in that I do actually talk that way
 
@spugsley "Mana likes seeing penises", "boobs are pretty cool", "tell me more about these mysterious balls of yours", "oh. my. fucking. balls. I am not in love with Wipqozn"
 
@Mana No.
 
@Mana fantastic
@Wipqozn why not? We don't want to scare people away (maybe?)
 
4:21 PM
@Mana I think it's mostly fine... we're all adults.
 
@Fluttershy and/or robots.
 
adults with minds of juveniles, apparently.
 
@Mana hahaha indeed
 
@Mana Minds and/or appearances, from what I've gathered.
 
All I know is I'd be much happier if @mana was uncomfortable with the starred list.
 
4:23 PM
@TimStone Ronan can't help that he looks young.
 
@OrigamiRobot and me
@OrigamiRobot and you
 
@Origami You've never seen me...
 
@spugsley WHAT?
 
@OrigamiRobot you look young
 
They don't know me!
 
4:24 PM
@OrigamiRobot We would if @spugsley posted pictures.
 
@Wipqozn you've seen his steampunk stuff
 
@Wipqozn She wont post the pictures I want her to post.
 
@spugsley No I haven't.
 
@OrigamiRobot can I post a picture of you in your top hat at the wedding???
 
@spugsley Duh. Yes.
Top hats are awesome.
 
4:27 PM
I do look young, but I also look my age. Because I am young
 
it won't upload :(
@OrigamiRobot if I give you the link will you upload it in here?
 
Top Hat? Okay, my respect for you just tripled @OrigamiRobot.
 
I hate links
 
@spugsley Nope, Password
 
I'll tell you!
username: wedding password: 06192010
I don't give a shit
 
4:29 PM
user image
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@OrigamiRobot You sir, are awesome.
You alos look like a vilian.
 
Man, you gotta pick the one where I have a goofy looking smile.
 
@OrigamiRobot I think that's a lovely picture
 
I'm half expecting you to twirl your mustache and tie someone to some train tracks
 
Crap! Why do I never learn! I don't want to see what you people look like, it's not right.
 
4:31 PM
@RonanForman T_T
 
@RonanForman hahahahaha
 
YOU ALL LOOK WRONG!!
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@RonanForman you wanted him to be a robot didn't you?
 
@RonanForman Well, you already knew what @spugsley looks like.
 
@OrigamiRobot yup yup
 
4:32 PM
It's happened with Mana, John, Fredy and now Nic, you all look different to how you sound.
 
@RonanForman What about me?
 
@Wipqozn what do you look like? SHOW US
 
@spugsley I'm too busy not dying from zombies to get a picture.
 
@Wipqozn I can't remember what you look like because of the hat.
 
4:35 PM
@OrigamiRobot my picture was betterer!
 
@spugsley No, this one is better:
 
You're less evil but still wrong!
 
@OrigamiRobot that's a nice one :)
 
I didn't know all of you people knew each other as real people. That's just creepy
 
4:37 PM
@fredley me and @IanPugsley are married and @OrigamiRobot is our best friend irl
 
@fredley @IanPugsley, @spugsley and I all know each other.
 
@spugsley Daaaaw
 
@fredley yeahhhh we are adorable :)
 
@spugsley Yea now everyone can go see all the goofy pictures of us!
 
@OrigamiRobot no one cares
 
4:39 PM
Those photographers were really good at getting embarrassing shots.
 
@OrigamiRobot though, you should post a picture of @IanPugsley for good measure
 
The odd thing is that even though I saw @spugsley before hearing her she still looks wrong.
 
@spugsley lol, there are some he wouldn't want me to post.
 
@OrigamiRobot hahah so true
@RonanForman should I look like a 9 year old boy?
 
Maybe I'm just crazy…
 
4:41 PM
@spugsley I can't resist. I just have to stop.
 
@OrigamiRobot stop! Don't put any embarassing pictures up
he'll murder you
 
That's what I mean.
 
@spugsley you did already post the username and password...
 
@IanPugsley nobody is gonna go look through them
 
@IanPugsley She did.
 
4:43 PM
wedding pictures are borrrrinnnngggg
go remove it if you're worried about it
 
@spugsley I'm not (but you're right about me not wanting @OrigamiRobot to post embarrassing photos of me in here)
 
@IanPugsley There are embarrassing photos of me in there too! I'm not starting a war.
 
yarp
 
bahahaha embarassing wedding photo face off! That would be a fun war
not if I'm included though
that wouldn't be fun
FIVE MORE MINUTES!!!!!!!!!
@IanPugsley are we going out to lunch?
 
@spugsley yeah?
 
4:55 PM
@IanPugsley kk. I didn't know cause of your work
 
@spugsley VTC as off topic!
or too localized :P
 

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