@Ceshion that’s hilarious.
@Ceshion (granite, not being buried.)
Dear Officers, thanks for your help last week. You save the life of my beloved, yet previously deceased, kitten, Mr. Mittens.
I apologize for the aroma and lack of flexibility.
In closing, please keep up the good work. And seek training in the proper use of vise grips.
Honestly the capitalization looks a little off there. What do I know - I’m a high school dropout and an EE. Neither qualifies me to offer advice in this area.