@motosubatsu is there something wrong with what I posted?

@starboy dancing awful close to the line there - we don't tolerate personal attacks

Sure, my bad.

@motosubatsu Now why did you have to do that :). Joseph Micklewhite Jr. That's like finding out Clint Eastwood's name is actually Barry Whiteflower, haha

I think Tom Cruises real name doesn't fit a movie star like him.

@Kilisi It's a strange language to write in.

tbf if someone asks you to come up with a stage name why not come up with something that sounds badass? :) Rest assured though Clint Eastwood is actually his birth name

@Kilisi Hey, so I got a face tattoo. What do you think?

@Kilisi Are you intimidated?

@motosubatsu Agreed, especially when you're an action hero. So many action heroes are named Jack, because Jack is such a short, powerful name. Jack Bauer, Jack Reacher, Jackhammer, Jack(ie) Chan, Jack Daniels (my favorite action hero)

> Clint Eastwood is actually his birth name

Squint Eastwood you mean. He's iconic for that :)

@motosubatsu I somehow missed Michael Caine's first name which is actually Maurice. Morpheus is cool, but Maurice and Muriel are names that have not aged well.

I like my name. I may be old, but I have the heart of an 18 year old. I keep it in a jar on my mantle

@starboy I certainly wouldn't want to upset Iron Mike