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7:32 AM
@Kulfy I'm getting reports here that the BMC is refusing to let people see the results of their coronavirus swab tests. Can you confirm whether this is happening elsewhere?
 
7:43 AM
I.e. that they are giving the test to people, and then refusing to give them the results? Even when they are saying it is positive and putting them in quarantine.
Just to be clear, this has happened to at least one person that I know. I.e. that they have kept him in quarantine and refusing to show him the test report.
This is perhaps not so surprising, after all, it's the Indian govt, but some confirmation would be nice.
 
8:04 AM
@FaheemMitha I was in isolation center for 2 days after coming back from Pune and samples for the tests were collected there only. Instead of reports I only got a fitness certificate mentioning that I have no symptoms and results were negative. When I asked for reports they said they have kept them for their records.
So I guess maybe this is a protocol countrywide πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
8:50 AM
Wow. That's... a bit insane.
 
@Kulfy Thank you for the confirmation.
@terdon What's insane?
 
@FaheemMitha Not showing people the results of their own test.
 
My cook's son just got carted off to quarantine after he went to get a test done. But they are refusing to show him the test results.
I've now told everyone not to get tested by the BMC, because there is no point.
@terdon Yes, I thought that's what you meant, but was just checking. In a nutshell, that's India.
Oh, and they are telling the rest of the family (perhaps) to stay in quarantine. I say perhaps, because I haven't spoken to anyone in the BMC directly, and got conflicting reports. Not that there would be much point in speaking to them.
@Kulfy Did you have the nose swab test done? That's the standard coronavirus test here, I think.
Actually, a possible interpretation is that the BMC is not doing the tests at all, but throwing away the samples and pocketing the money that they are paid to do the tests.
 
@FaheemMitha It should be. PCR is the only reliable method for current infection
 
This might seem like a particularly bizarre conspiracy theory, but unfortunately in India, this is perfectly possible. Also, the BMC has a very well deserved bad reputation.
@AndrasDeak And they normally collect the sample from the nose, right?
 
9:01 AM
@FaheemMitha yes, nose and mouth both
 
@AndrasDeak They choose one of the two?
Mouth sounds like it would be less painful.
 
@FaheemMitha if the epidemic is really bad the labs might be out of capacity or supplies
 
@AndrasDeak They might be, but I'm not sure what point you are trying to make.
 
@FaheemMitha I heard they use both. But it probably varies
@FaheemMitha that they are hiding that they can't do those tests
 
@AndrasDeak Both for the same person? You mean they take two samples, one from the mouth, the other from the nose, for a single person?
@AndrasDeak Oh. So you are agreeing that it's possible they are not actually doing the tests?
 
9:03 AM
@FaheemMitha it's not supposed to be painful if done right, just hella uncomfortable. Unfortunately it's usually untrained personnel doing it. I.e. not done right
@FaheemMitha yes
@FaheemMitha also yes. But not necessarily for stealing
 
@AndrasDeak I suppose how painful it would be would also depend exactly where they inserted the probe, or whatever it is.
@AndrasDeak They get paid per test.
 
@FaheemMitha there's a clear path to your throat through your nose in the proper angle.
 
So if they pretended to be doing to be doing tests but didn't, it would almost certainly be stealing, otherwise they would have no motivation. They could simply not do the tests. Why pretend to do them?
@AndrasDeak Right. And from the mouth. But both could be very unpleasant, particularly if not done right.
 
@FaheemMitha the question is whether stealing is the motivator or a side-effect ;)
@FaheemMitha no, it's always unpleasant. Pushing a swab at your throat, ugh
definite gag reflex I think
 
@AndrasDeak It would be the motivator. There is no reason for them to be pretending to do tests otherwise. If they don't have the supplies, they don't have the supplies. Lying for no reason would be just taking pointless risks with no benefit.
@AndrasDeak I'll take your word for it. It certainly sounds very unpleasant.
@AndrasDeak Sounds like overkill, but perhaps they just want to make sure.
@Kulfy Someone should introduce the Indian government to the concept of copies. And copy machines. 20th century inventions.
Incidentally, we have cases skyrocketing over here, so people are very distraught. This kind of thing is obviously not helping.
 
9:15 AM
@FaheemMitha Yeah. Nose and Uvula.
 
@Kulfy So sample from two separate locations, as @AndrasDeak was describing?
 
@FaheemMitha the main reason for false negatives is that you miss the virus. So they try to cover more area and hope for the best
 
And was the uvula taken via the mouth?
@AndrasDeak I understand.
 
@FaheemMitha Maybe they're hiding because someone may make fraud reports based on the format πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
 
@FaheemMitha only way, I think
 
9:17 AM
@FaheemMitha Yes. There were literally tears in my eyes.
 
@Kulfy Not a good reason. And there are obvious ways around such concerns. Add a unique identifier that cannot be easily duplicated. I'm sure there are many such options. None of which take a genius to think of.
@Kulfy Sounds nasty. How long did it take?
 
Add a Primary Key
@FaheemMitha Samples or the result?
 
By not easily duplicated meaning a string that has to conform to some scheme - doesn't really matter what. Something mathematical would work. A 10 year old could come up with something.
@Kulfy Oh, sorry. I meant, how long did the actual process of taking the sample from the mouth go on for?
 
@FaheemMitha if they wanted to lie and not actually do the test, it would make no sense not to show you the results. Far simpler to show you fake results so you wouldn't think there was anything wrong.
 
@terdon But that would be more work.
It's easier to just not show the test.
 
9:20 AM
Not really. No more than going out and giving you a result. Th result is just a yes/no, they won't be showing you the raw PCR counts anyway.
 
And people in India are relatively accepting. Try something like that in Europe, and it would not go well, I imagine. But actual Europeans feel free to comment.
@terdon Someone would have to actually sit down and generate a form, with the patient information and so on.
 
@FaheemMitha Presumably, they already do. They do tell you if you're positive or negative, right? So some paperwork will already have been done.
 
@FaheemMitha 5 minutes and reports were there in about 30 hours
 
But this is all speculation. The bottom line is that not showing people a test which you are using as a basis for disrupting their lives is just wrong.
 
Dunno, I can get that they're doing this for some weird bureaucratic reason, I just don't see how not showing you the results would make it any easier to fake the test.
 
9:23 AM
@Kulfy 5 minutes is a long time to have someone rooting around in your mouth. And 30 hours sounds fast for a result.
 
@terdon as someone from a shady and incompetent country: they wouldn't forge results
 
@terdon Shrug. I don't know, of course. I'm just saying it's a possibility.
So the PCR is just checking for identifying fragments of the virus DNA, right?
 
@AndrasDeak Please. I'll take that from an Indian, but not from a Hungarian! I'm Greek, you think I don't know about shady and incompetent? :P
 
@FaheemMitha RNA, but yup
 
Sounds like a positive should be relatively reliable, then.
@AndrasDeak RNA, sorry. Actually, I guess viruses don't have DNA.
 
9:24 AM
@terdon "shit is not a unit of measurement" :P
 
@FaheemMitha Many do, this one doesn't.
@AndrasDeak :)
 
But I'm (still) biologically illiterate. Despite having spent a number of years in a biology research group. Probably I should go back to school and learn something this time.
@terdon Ok.
I'm not going to, of course. <Shudder.>
@terdon Ooh, a contest.
 
@FaheemMitha Healthcare system here needs serious introspection IMO
 
@Kulfy Instrospection? You mean drastic reform and upgrading?
@Kulfy I forgot to ask, are you a fellow Maharashtrian? I was born and bought up in Bombay. Though I'm not ethnically Hindu, so I don't know if it is correct to call myself Maharashtrian.
 
@FaheemMitha Examining and analysing where they are lacking and take much needed steps to improve.
 
9:30 AM
@terdon That involves a number of assumptions. Telling someone something involves no paperwork whatsoever. Assuming there is paperwork somewhere is a leap.
 
@FaheemMitha Nope I'm a native of UP. (And I know Marathi people hate them) I only know there's nothing wrong in calling yourself an Indian. πŸ™ƒ
 
@Kulfy Fair enough. Doesn't sound very likely, though. And someone with basic analytic skills needs to do so. Doesn't sound like the RSS to me.
@Kulfy Oh. We have a lot of UP people here, yes. They probably regret coming here, though.
@Kulfy One of the people who works for me is from UP. And he says he gets a lot of discrimination from the locals. Presumably Hindus. I can't imagine a Muslim would care.
Still strange, though. Even for India.
He just went home, actually. To drop off his family. It's getting iffy here.
 
@FaheemMitha I didn't face any discrimination while I was in Maharashtra maybe because of living or work I do
 
@Kulfy Maybe less of an issue for educated people who appear to have money.
 
Indeed
Interestingly my local language more inclined towards Haryanvi and Delhi's language. My city share border with HP, Haryana and UK
(For people from Europe: UK is Uttarakhand for us :P)
 
9:37 AM
I figured it's not that UK :P
 
9:55 AM
@FaheemMitha I take you got through OK despite the neighbour who tested positive
 
10:16 AM
@AndrasDeak Got through ok?
Sorry, was distracted by a call. Well, two calls, in a manner of speaking. Strange day in this best of all possible worlds.
@Kulfy Closer to Hindi?
 
I mean I was worried you might contract it
 
@AndrasDeak Oh. Well, I've no idea. I haven't taken any tests.
And if this how the BMC conduct things, I don't plan to.
Though I could get a private test done. Last I heard, it was Rs. 2200.
At least I would get the result of the private test.
 
@FaheemMitha Most of the North India speaks variations of Hindi ;-)
 
10:47 AM
@Kulfy I see. I thought it was historically a fringe language, spoken around Delhi. How far is your home from New Delhi?
 
Tim
11:06 AM
I got cookies made in India in last new year
cookies with sugar cubes over them
 
@FaheemMitha To be precise 150 kms. Here is language distribution for your reference :)
 
Tim
It is called Danish Delights Butter Cookies
 
Danish Delight from India o.O
 
11:25 AM
@Kulfy Thank you for the map.
I didn't realise Hindi was spoken over such a wide area.
 
States were reorganized in 1956 on the basis of language only. There are many dialects of Hindi, for example, Rajasthani, Haryanvi, Himachali, etc.
 
11:57 AM
@Kulfy "on the basis of language only" sounds a bit off to me, and I'm not sure what it means.
Do you mean that something like "solely on the basis of language"?
 
12:12 PM
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Q: Indian English use of "only"

AnirudhI am from Bangalore and people here tend use the word only to emphasise something in a sentence. For example: We are getting that only printed. What is the proper way to put it?

Indian English use of "only" meaning something like "itself". I personally don't like this usage, nor do I consider it standard, though some of the people in that thread seem to be fine with it.
 
@FaheemMitha standard Standard English or standard Indian English?
 
@AndrasDeak Standard English.
Actually, "only" meaning "just" might be a better fit, though I'm having trouble coming up with a standard equivalent for that usage.
 
That's fine then, because it's Indian English :) Like "having a doubt" and "a lakh of rows in my database"
 
@AndrasDeak I have difficulty being objective about Indian English. Mostly it makes me grind my teeth.
Sometimes literally.
Oh, I see someone else thought "itself" was the best match. A bit further down.
 
@FaheemMitha I missed culture. I meant language and culture :)
 
12:17 PM
@FaheemMitha you're allowed to :D
 
@Kulfy Ok. Language by itself seems like a rather weak criterion.
 
@FaheemMitha On a lighter note, "I am an America living in India" grammatically correct? Shouldn't it be American?
 
should be "an American", yes
 
As I understand, India consists of quite a large number of groups, with their distinct identity and language and so forth. Some of them quite ancient. And most of whom the Govt. of India ignores, unless they can think of a way to get votes from them.
@Kulfy The latter is correct, yes. The former is horribly wrong. As in, probably wrong even in "Indian English".
 
probably just a typo
 
12:20 PM
Ironically, site where the post exists is "English language and Usage".
 
I occasionally flip through anthropology stuff about India. Though I don't understand it.
 
I understand that's a typo only. :P
 
@Kulfy Add a comment to the post where it appears, if you don't have sufficient rep to make the change yourself.
@Kulfy Eek.
 
@FaheemMitha Though I'm a software engineer but I love history.
 
I would actually love it if people would correct my English, though it seldom happens. I'm sure I make a ton of mistakes.
 
12:22 PM
@FaheemMitha Suggests edit as an anonymous user
 
The major exception is peer-reviewed papers, which are ruthless.
They tear one politely into shreds.
@Kulfy You need to make an edit of 6 chars if you don't have the rep to make the edit directly.
Annoying SE restriction.
Probably redundant use of "actually". A latent Britishism, perhaps.
British people love that word. But I ramble.
 
I have suggested with an extra "that".
 
@Kulfy I have enough rep to edit directly on ELU, I can fix it if you want.
@Kulfy that isn't needed.
 
@FaheemMitha none that I can see. But I'm not a native.
 
In fact, the that is wrong.
 
12:26 PM
@terdon Sure. I'm not even registered there. You can reject my edit as well.
 
Nah, I "improved and accepted"
 
Thanks.
 
Oh hey, I hit 20k on ELU! Cool!
 
@terdon congratulations :)
 
Tim
Hi peeps, is a parser an automaton?
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Q: Is a CFL parser counted as an automaton, and even a PDA?

TimIs a CFL parser counted as an automaton? Even more, is a CFL parser counted as a PDA? I found that a CFL parser is defined directly based on a CFG, while the concepts of CFG and PDA are defined completely independently, so I guess no: a CFL parser is more close to a CFG, than to a PDA. But a...

 
12:27 PM
@Tim why do you keep spamming maths.SE questions here?
Have you had any kind of success getting answers to previous linked questions here?
 
@terdon Congrats.
 
Tim
So can't India make Danish Delights?
 
@Tim It seems like you're trying the patience of the people in this room, the last place on the network that doesn't just send you away. I'd be more careful with that precious resource.
but that's just my two cents, you do you
 
Tim
That precious resource of this room for discussing what topics?
 
The precious resource of this room that comprises the kind experts that frequent this room
 
Tim
12:31 PM
experts in what areas?
 
Unix and Linux, presumably :)
and each their own others, of course
 
Tim
open eyes wider
 
12:55 PM
@Kulfy Pardon?
@terdon Congratulations. Are you also active on Learners?
Should it be:
> The major exception is peer-reviewed papers, which are ruthless.
or
> The major exception is peer-reviewed papers, who are ruthless.
?
Actually, that question probably can't be answered sensibly, because the sentence is incomplete.
Or just incorrect.
> The major exception is peer reviewers, who are ruthless
Hmm, "peer reviewers"? Is that correct? Anyway, this would be on-topic on ELL. Perhaps I should take it there.
 
@FaheemMitha No, and I'm not active on ELU any more, really either.
@FaheemMitha Depends on what you want to say. Who is it that is ruthless? The peer reviewed papers or the reviewers?
If it is the papers, then which not who. If it is the reviewers, then you need your last sentence, neither of the first two.
 
1:13 PM
@terdon Clearly, the reviewers, since the papers can't be ruthless. They're paper.
Clearly that was a poorly constructed sentence, to start with.
If nothing else, getting peer reviewed is an object lesson in how imprecise most writing is.
Quite aside from the matter of content.
I see I should have written ELU above, not ELL.
 
Then what are you asking? Yes, if you're referring to the reviewers, it should be who are ruthless.
You could also say that are ruthless, but that would be making a distinction between those who are ruthless and those who aren't. To illustrate: "My lawnmower, which is in the garage, is green" (only one lawnmower, and it is green). And "My lawnmower that is in the garage is gree (many lawnmowers, the green one is in the garage).
However, that's a dying distinction, I think. Kind of like may vs can.
 
Tim
1:29 PM
@FaheemMitha Are you operating a family chain of hotels and restaurants?
That is better than working in statistics, I assume.
 
1:43 PM
@Kulfy Better than being an historian who loves programing, me thinks.
The major exception are peers, who are ruthless.
Or, Indian style: The major exception are only peers, who are ruthless.
@terdon Or, maybe: Peers in paper reviewing are ruthless, implacable and relentless. :-)
 
2:01 PM
@Isaac No, you need is there, not are. The subject of the sentence is exception which is singular.
Those are always tricky, often neither option sounds "right".
 
@terdon a possible workaround in some cases is to use a gerund, β€œthe major exception being ...”
but not, in journalistic style, as a separate sentence (!)
 
@StephenKitt ha, yes. That nicely sidesteps the issue :)
 
@terdon As said: Peer reviewers are ruthless, you just probed it !! :-P
 
2:29 PM
ha!
 
3:04 PM
@Tim No, just a guest room.
@Tim Probably not at the moment. The hospitality industry is collapsing.
Airbnb was planning an IPO, I think. I wonder what is happening with that.
I quite enjoyed visiting people from all over the world. Most of the time, anyway.
I wonder when that will happen again.
I'm going to attempt to talk to the lunatics who have sequestered my cook's son, but refuse to give us his test report. Fun.
 
@terdon Are you not going to correct the probed ? Ha!
 
@Isaac a ... probing question, so to speak
 
@JeffSchaller sort of speaking, maybe?
 
@Isaac did you mean speaking |sort? :)
 
@JeffSchaller LOL ....
 
3:14 PM
@terdon Did someone else take over your girlfriend's Airbnb? And is she currently running one?
 
@Isaac No, I felt that would have been too ruthlessly probing :P
@FaheemMitha No, she's still running it along with her mother.
 
@terdon Remotely, from the UK?
 
yes
She does all of the stuff that can be done online (updating, answering queries, handling reservations etc) and her mother does what needs to be done onsite.
 
I see. How is Greece tourism coping? Indian tourism, unsurprisingly, is in free fall.
Which is obviously a problem, along with many others.
Tourism is important for India, though probably not as important as for some countries.
It seems that the worse is probably over for Western Europe, at any rate. For us, the worst may well be yet to come.
@Kulfy What is your familiarity with Indian debt funds, if any?
 
3:35 PM
@FaheemMitha We don't know yet, it's a huge problem.
 
Ok. But if you're still getting reservations, you're doing better than I am.
 
4:00 PM
@FaheemMitha IDK
 

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