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Tim
4:25 PM
I hardly cook
Do people here follow the primary?
Have Americans here chosen their candidates?
 
@Tim Guy Fieri
 
Tim
Come on. Have some political enthusiasm.
Anyone else feeling the Bern?
Ansible vs Chef: why do you use which?
 
@Tim I'm enthusiastic about unburned food cooked by a chef, like Guy Fieri
There is no evidence that Bernie has ever even been to flavor town
 
Tim
4:41 PM
Is leeroy feeling the bern?
 
@Tim Not anymore, he shaved the affected area and applied the cream for 3-6 weeks and it went away.
 
Tim
I am here in the chatroom canvassing for Bernie
as a volunteer
 
5:04 PM
@Tim An odd place to canvass.
 
5:28 PM
Wat up @FaheemMitha
 
Hi @jesse_b. How goes it?
 
@FaheemMitha Pretty good, seems like you've been online less lately.
 
@jesse_b I've been online. Perhaps not that active in chat.
 
@FaheemMitha Are you still battling organized crime?
 
@jesse_b I'm not sure what you mean. I think maybe you've got me confused with Batman.
 
5:39 PM
@FaheemMitha You were in the middle of some organized crime ring involving your housing management or something
 
@jesse_b I think you mean my family Trust.
 
@FaheemMitha Odd name for a criminal syndicate but I guess they usually refer to themselves as a family
 
@jesse_b No, my family Trust means what it says.
It's my family/relatives on my mothers side. Not my immediate family.
Not nice people, mostly. But I've actually covered that here already, I think.
I trust the weightlifting is going well.
 
@FaheemMitha Not bad, having trouble gaining weight though
 
@jesse_b Why do you want to gain weight?
 
5:58 PM
@FaheemMitha muscle has mass
 
@jesse_b True, but that doesn't answer the question. Do you mean you want more muscle?
 
@FaheemMitha Yes but really just weight in general
 
6:16 PM
@jesse_b I have some weight you can have! Unfortunately, it's less transportable than a cut tree.
 
@JeffSchaller A little extra weight is probably beneficial for lumberjacking
 
@jesse_b ohhhh, if I was a lumberjack, I'd be okay
 
@JeffSchaller You're at least an amateur lumberjack
 
@jesse_b I am indeed! Don't do it often, don't get paid for it. But I do enjoy it.
 
My home depot has some used makita chainsaws for sale from their tool rental department for like $130 each. I might pick one up
 
6:21 PM
I could see getting a used chainsaw
 
They look relatively undamaged
Small engines generally don't die
Although a rental tool has definitely had a lot of 300lb gorillas giving it a good share of hot suppers
 
new chain, new spark plug, probably good-to-go. 130 seems high for a used one, though
yeah, I'd be afraid
 
These saws retail for $350
but yeah I see ones cheaper from private sellers on buy/sell sites and they are probably better maintained
 
ahhh, not familiar with Makita's prices. I'm seeing my local home depot with basic ones in the $100-200 range
neither of which will help with either of our weight issues, unless used very carefully
 
@JeffSchaller hah
@JeffSchaller I believe it's this model: homedepot.com/p/…
 
6:28 PM
> Single choke/run/touch stop switch adds convenience
boy, sure glad they made that part of tree work easier
I really broke a sweat moving TWO pieces of plastic to start the thing
 
hah
marketing wank
I like Makita though, they still make a lot of stuff in good ol Japan
 
"we need to make up a reason to push out a new model with a higher price"
 
Almost every other tool company is 100% made in China
 
I remember a previous chat conversation we had where the page advertised something like "less fatigue"
 
although most of their power tools are made in China now which probably includes that saw
 
6:30 PM
Mar 19 '18 at 12:59, by Jeff Schaller
"Engineered with smooth rounded surfaces for comfort, reducing operator fatigue" -- be sure to get a refund if you're tired afterwards ;)
 
heh
Rounded edges are nice though. A lot of steel hand tools come with rough edges and you can really improve them with a few minutes on a belt sander and buffer
The finishing touches on tools is something that is mostly lost, tools from the early 1900s had a much better finish
 
I like it when people think about design; like when the air compressor has a holding area for all the various connectors
 
woot finally got my 1000th bash upvote :)
 
at least, sometime later tonight when the batch job runs :)
 
@JeffSchaller Yeah unless I get some downvotes in between I guess :p
 
6:37 PM
@jesse_b if not today, then soon, I'm sure it'll come!
 
@JeffSchaller Yeah I'm in no rush, I tried hard to find and answer bash questions when I was around 980 points and found that bash questions get answered quick so I decided to just let it happen when it happens
 
@jesse_b I hit the same problem; I settled on finding questions that hadn't been answered in a way that I would think of. Then I wonder how I'm wrong, then I consider answering :)
The "fastest gun" answering idea also hits the problem of questions being mis-tagged; so if you answer a question, I might come along and retag it, just fer-instance :)
 
@JeffSchaller You removed the bash tag from a question I answered yesterday that said "Bash script" in the title :p
 
I have some inscrutable passion for cleaning up bash-tagged questions. And others, but bash is a frequent offender
you're welcome!
aligning text has nothing to do with bash :) the same change would have worked in csh or zsh
 
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Q: align text bash script

dustin1530I'm writing a script that will check the many applications services. I have the script looping through the services. Just looking for the best way to align the output text. Here is the code: services=( 'MonTier-AppAdmin' 'MonTier-Derby' 'MonTier-es-raw-trans-Nodes-1' 'MonTie...

Yeah not really about bash to be fair
 
6:43 PM
but of course, if everyone misunderstands it the same way, then I'm wrong, so it's probably a losing battle
I've been doing it for 5 years now
(4 & change, to be less precise and more accurate)
 
@jesse_b I have some spare downvotes if you want them ..... for free .... just ask .... ;-P
 
I heard Jesse wanted to learn patience ;)
 
@JeffSchaller I never heard of such computer language, hmmmm, patience you said, a peaceful name it seems. It sure should have all the rough corners smoothed and rounded for comfort. :-)
 
@Isaac indeed! Although it it sometimes fatiguing
 
@JeffSchaller :)
 
6:50 PM
#!/bin/patience

while: fatigued {
set patience++
}
 
cut-down-tree() { sleep 200 years; }
 
until ! tree; do source '/dev/chat/Jeff Schaller'; done
If anyone agrees, please vote to reopen this question: unix.stackexchange.com/q/570265/237982
 

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