Users: Please. We're begging. Fix *one* important bug
SE: Hey, we tracked Copy-Paste stats because of April Fools, isn't that cool?
Users: ...just ...one ...bug ..please
SE: Did you know that anonymous users copy-paste a lot? Isn't that cool and unexpected?
Users: Fine. No bug fixes. How about an apology for the lasting harm you caused?
SE: Also, did you know that people copy from code blocks in SO more than from not code blocks!? Who would've known??