The Nineteenth Byte

Destructible Watermelon

12:06 AM

@Qwerp-Derp ??

Qwerp-Derp

It was the game thing I told you about

Destructible Watermelon

oh right

Qwerp-Derp

What do you think?

My laptop is screwed for some reason

Also I kinda want to make a KoTH out of the game thing

Destructible Watermelon

IDK

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ ????

feersum

Might as well send along some CIA guys while you're at it.

Destructible Watermelon

12:17 AM

What is happening right now?

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Display a squared square code-golf Squaring the square is the challenge of making a square out of smaller squares whose side lengths are all distinct whole numbers. The smallest example splits square of size 112 into 24 squares. Your goal is to output any squared square. You can do this as ...

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

12:42 AM

Fun fact: This weekend, I'll be turning O(1)

@wat I made this

DJMcMayhem

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ wat

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

1:16 AM

>this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the Moon and ~~returning him safely to the Earth.~~

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

1:35 AM

Fun fact #2: A Planck time is ~53.9116 rentedekoseconds

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

1:53 AM

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ rentedekoseconds?

Downgoat

2:12 AM

^ rentedekoseconds is not a thing apparently

wat

Trying to put all of Materialize framwork in an ebay listing.

Just because.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@wat really?

@Downgoat did you do the nsa station thing?

Downgoat

NSA Station?

oh

no

I have a bunch of smart home things which would of gone crazy if I changed it

wat

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC yeah

it's no letting me save it though

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Q: 3... 2... 1... Crash off!

Your task is to write a program that will continue to count down from 10 every time it is run. The first time you run the program, it should print 10. The next time, it should output 9. The next time, it should output 8, and so on. Instead of printing 0, the program should crash. You do not hav...

code-golf

wat

2:24 AM

says I need to remove includes

I already bastardized materialize by removing all the replace invocations

wat

2:43 AM

These are the weirdest pings ever

~ % ping inventory.local
PING inventory.local (10.10.10.107) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from inventory.local (10.10.10.107): icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=4.25 ms
64 bytes from inventory.local (10.10.10.107): icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=53.0 ms
64 bytes from inventory.local (10.10.10.107): icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.988 ms
64 bytes from inventory.local (10.10.10.107): icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=85.5 ms
64 bytes from inventory.local (10.10.10.107): icmp_seq=5 ttl=64 time=0.884 ms
64 bytes from inventory.local (10.10.10.107): icmp_seq=6 ttl=64 time=1.03 ms

Downgoat

2:57 AM

Sheep–goat hybrid

A sheep–goat hybrid (sometimes called a geep or shoat in popular media) is the hybrid offspring of a sheep and a goat. Although sheep and goats seem similar and can be mated, they belong to different genera in the subfamily Caprinae of the family Bovidae. Sheep belong to the genus Ovis and have 54 chromosomes, while goats belong to the genus Capra and have 60 chromosomes. The offspring of a sheep-goat pairing is generally stillborn. Despite widespread shared pasturing of goats and sheep, hybrids are very rare, indicating the genetic distance between the two species. Though sometimes called "geep...

This is definition of blasphemy

Conor O'Brien

CMC: powerset

PhiNotPi

Sheep–goat chimera

A sheep–goat chimera (sometimes called a geep in popular media) is a chimera produced by combining the embryos of a goat and a sheep; the resulting animal has cells of both sheep and goat origin. A sheep-goat chimera should not be confused with a sheep-goat hybrid, which can result when a goat mates with a sheep. == History == The first sheep-goat chimeras were created by researchers at the Institute of Animal Physiology in Cambridge, England by combining sheep embryos with goat embryos. They reported their results in 1984. The successful chimeras were a mosaic of goat and sheep tissue. The parts...

@Downgoat ^ blasphemy++

DLosc

Has anyone else had problems with the site's JS and CSS recently? It's loading as plain HTML for me. Tested on two different computers, using Chrome, Firefox, and IE. I can give screenshot/paste of error messages if helpful.

PhiNotPi

@DLosc I've seen that happen before, but not recently.

DLosc

The problem affects all StackExchange sites I've tried--except for the main Meta. 0_o

And chat is fine too, of course.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

3:13 AM

> Due to the fact that the last half of its name is often considered one of the most offensive words in the English language, it is sometimes referred to as brainf***, brainfck, brainfsck, b****fuck, brainf*k or BF.

> b****fuck

Gabriel Benamy

brainsuck

Downgoat

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh shit, we shouldn't use ******* like that in a PG room :P

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lel

> Stage III: Bargaining

that revision note though

Downgoat

> and pinned this message

-1 cheating

wat

3:28 AM

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ use the fucking backslash

**

*hello*world*

\*hello\*world\*

Conor O'Brien

@wat calm down

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC See:

SI:
10^  0   unit
10^- 3 m milli-
10^- 6 μ micro-
10^- 9 n nano-
10^-12 p pico-
10^-15 f femto-
10^-18 a atto-
10^-21 z zepto-
10^-24 y yocto-
Proposed:
10^-27 x xenno-
10^-30 w weko-
10^-33 v vendeko-
Extended by me:
10^-36 u udeko-
10^-39 t triadeko-
10^-42 s sessaradeko-
10^-45 r rentedeko-
10^-48 q quexadeko-

Downgoat

Extended by me:
10^-51 g goatdeko-
10^-54 b bleeeeet-
10^-57 h baaaaaah-

wat

Can you assume that the program is named a certain way, as in this answer:

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A: 3... 2... 1... Crash off!

Ruby, 52 + 1 = 53 bytes Assumes the file is named a (+1 byte). q=File.read ?a 0/h=62-q.size p h File.write ?a,q+?1# Running C:\Users\Conor O'Brien\Documents\Programming λ type a q=File.read ?a 0/h=62-q.size p h File.write ?a,q+?1# C:\Users\Conor O'Brien\Documents\Programming λ ruby a 10 C:\...

Dennis

3:44 AM

@ConorO'Brien I'll check it out later. No Jolf on my phone...

Conor O'Brien

@Dennis oh, RIP

@wat I did, for a byte

I'm pretty sure that's consensus somewhere

Dennis

.oO(Hosting Jolf on TIO would fix that.)

Conor O'Brien

Jolf is horribly written in browser-side JS and I can't rewrite until I'm inspired and until after finals :P

wat

dont think you can

@ConorO'Brien I don't think you can do that

quartata

Pretty sure it's fine. Only way to recurse in Batch IIRC

Conor O'Brien

3:48 AM

well you can do $0 in batch

Dennis

-1 I think this is completely fine, but if you are using the filename, then it has to count to the bytecount as well, just like any other non-standard parameter you have to specify in the command line / shebang. — SztupY Feb 25 '14 at 14:06

Just a comment, but 192 upvotes might be enough to consider it consensus.

Conor O'Brien

that's more than twice the net of the answer

o_O

wat

ok sure, i'll optimize my code to adjust

Downgoat

4:06 AM

apparently in CSS 33% means 25%

I am very confused rn

how can 4 items with width: 33% fit .__.

Anonymous

@Downgoat Because the rendering engine sees that you put 4 items with 33% width, assumes you don't know what you're doing, and makes it 25%

Conor O'Brien

CMC: most populus element in a list (e.g. element with most occurances)

Downgoat

@Mego that makes no sense

not to my understanding of CSS box model

Anonymous

@Downgoat You really shouldn't be taking my explanations seriously :)

Downgoat

Anyway, I found solution: CSS is super-weird and it should be burned, discarded, and burned yet again

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Conor O'Brien

4:17 AM

^

mınxomaτ

Google did a thing: google.com/webdesigner

PhiNotPi

Totally random: amazon product description switches products halfway through: amazon.com/Directed-Electronics-P3500-Xpress-Actuator/dp/…

> Controls the vehicles proper non-electrical door locks
> Includes extra ear buds for maximum comfort

Downgoat

@mınxomaτ eh, not super-new. There have been very similar tools for years

mınxomaτ

So?

Anonymous

@ConorO'Brien Actually, 15 bytes: ;;╗`╜c`MZ♂#SMiX. It would be shorter except bugs galore that I haven't managed to track down yet.

Downgoat

4:25 AM

:/ why can't height: inherit just inherit the height. I can't think of a single time that did what it actually says

brb sending strongly worded letter to whoever designed CSS

Anonymous

@Downgoat Good luck getting the formatting right

El'endia Starman

@KritixiLithos I managed to do a bottle flip with an empty bottle on relatively thick carpet. Probably took me like a hundred flips or so... :P

wat

@ConorO'Brien Ruby: ->l{m={};l.map{|i|m[i] ? m[i]=0 : m[i]+=1};m}

@mınxomaτ wat

Downgoat

:O I actually for formatting to work

wat

@Downgoat i think you accidentally a word

Downgoat

4:37 AM

yyiisssssss

look at that alignment

it is beautiful

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Repeat after me Given a string as argument, output the length of the longest(s) repeated substring(s) or zero if there is no such string. Examples abcdefabc : abc is repeated at position 1 and 7, so the program should output 3 aaaaaaa : aaa is repeated at position 1 and 4, so the program shou...

wat

4:52 AM

@Downgoat i hate node

rails > node

Downgoat

@wat do you even know node

Anyway you can change the language anyways

wat

5:08 AM

@Downgoat I don't know the system but after first hearing about it I was extremely turned off

I wish browsers supported in-browser Ruby scripting

Javascript is terrible

Downgoat

@wat haha of course

obarakon

6:10 AM

@Dennis When you say "a full program is required", would a function suffice? codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/103297/61613

Destructible Watermelon

@obarakon nope

obarakon

@DestructibleWatermelon Then what does a full JavaScript program entail? Script tags?

Destructible Watermelon

um...

let me just go get a javascript answer

@obarakon well, a program you just run

with input I guess

obarakon

6:26 AM

@DestructibleWatermelon So a function then...?

Destructible Watermelon

no...

a function is just a literal or declaration of a variable

to call a function, you need to do f(input()) or something

sometimes you can use functions, but not for that one

also you have used neither a full program or a function...

also your answer is invalid...?

obarakon

@DestructibleWatermelon I know I didn't create a function, that's why I'm asking for clarification. Aside from that, how is my answer invalid?

Destructible Watermelon

well

you aren't supposed to put the code in a loop

it should actually be writing to a file or something

so that each time it runs it does something different

obarakon

@DestructibleWatermelon Are you referring to my Demo? That's in a loop to run the program 10 times.

Destructible Watermelon

still not going to work though...

obarakon

6:33 AM

It works fine on my end.

Destructible Watermelon

if i run x=typeof x!=typeof 1?10:x!=1?x-=1:_, then run it again. as far as I can see it will do the same thing

obarakon

x decrements when I run it multiple times.

Destructible Watermelon

Oh

wait, this is repl isn't it

obarakon

repl?

I'm running it in the Chrome Dev Tools

Destructible Watermelon

that's like doing a python answer try:x-=1\n except: x=10\n 1/x;print(x);

and using the repl

it's actually just accessing the same variable

and adding the new code at the end of previously executed code

pretty much you just run 1 program that consists of the same thing 10 times

@obarakon pretty much an repl

obarakon

6:39 AM

So you're expecting I run a program, restart my computer, re-run the program, and get a different result?

Destructible Watermelon

nope

just asking that you actually run the program again, rather than running from the same program state

example:

if I run program x="hi", does nothing

obarakon

Can we pick this up later, it's very late. Maybe you're 100% correct and I'm too tired to follow.

Destructible Watermelon

but if I then run print(x), it shouldn't print hi

or whatever. I'm using python stuff, instead of those annoying javascript output things

@obarakon definitely repl

obarakon

I still don't know what repl is

Destructible Watermelon

also not gonna be a valid repl program either...

@obarakon read eval print loop

read line (example "hi"+"!")

eval ("hi!")

print (output "hi!")

loop

continue doing this

mınxomaτ

6:43 AM

Just link the wiki page

Read–eval–print loop

A read–eval–print loop (REPL), also known as an interactive toplevel or language shell, is a simple, interactive computer programming environment that takes single user inputs (i.e. single expressions), evaluates them, and returns the result to the user; a program written in a REPL environment is executed piecewise. The term is most usually used to refer to programming interfaces similar to the classic Lisp machine interactive environment. Common examples include command line shells and similar environments for programming languages, and is particularly characteristic of scripting languages. ...

Destructible Watermelon

oh yeah

obarakon

Thanks, I'll take a look at that tomorrow. Thanks for the feedback, I'll fix it up tomorrow.

wat

7:02 AM

[Joke about the top and bottom points on a globe and residents of Poland]

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Q: Array alignment addition

Introduction Consider two non-empty integer arrays, say A = [0 3 2 2 8 4] and B = [7 8 7 2]. To perform alignment addition on them, we do the following: Repeat each array enough times to have total length lcm(length(A), length(B)). Here lcm stands for lowest common multiple. A -> [0 3 2 2 8 ...