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7:01 PM
Bash 15 bytes - echo PowerShell
Less is more, so Bash > PS
If only you could close vote and/or downvote CMCs...
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Where is PowerShell on Linux?
@ColdGolf Powershell is a Windows only thing...
@βετѧΛєҫαγ You said "bash 15 bytes"
7:03 PM
Negative
@TimmyD ?
I know Bash on Windows is a thing, but not Windows on Bash.
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A: Installation and testing instructions for specific programming languages

TimmyDPowerShell PowerShell is open-sourced and available on Linux in addition to the usual Windows flavors. GitHub link Learning PowerShell Package install instructions for Ubuntu 14.04, Ubuntu 16.04, CentOS 7, and OS X 10.11 (as of 2016-08-18). Marked this as Community Wiki as I don't have a...

@ColdGolf What are you talking about? What was the challenge?
Microsoft open-sourced it late last week
@TimmyD I heard about this. Did they make Linux binaries yet?
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Write a PowerShell interpreter in batch or bash.
@ColdGolf Oh wow.
7 mins ago, by ColdGolf
@TimmyD CMC: Write PowerShell in batch or bash.
Yeah ... BATCH doesn't even have floating-point numbers, let alone an easy way to interface with .NET, so I'm not going to even contemplate a PowerShell interpreter
CMC: Given a number, output the sum of its digits plus itself reversed
7:09 PM
I wonder how the PowerShell coding guide looks like
> PowerShellAssemblyLoadContextInitializer.InitializeAndCallEntryMethod()
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Inventor of GIF calls it "jif". Period.
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Only things i got wrong were imgur and png. the gif question was flawed
@ColdGolf That is a fact, but a completely unrelated one.
7:12 PM
Little known fact: "Buzzfeed" originates from Italian and is properly pronounced like "Butts feed".
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Seems about right
@mınxomaτ I trust the inventor of the thing to pronounce it right, since he invented it.
Wow, Redis really is a security clusterfuck.
@ColdGolf Inventors can be wrong
@βετѧΛєҫαγ He invented the word itself, too.
7:14 PM
@ColdGolf They didn't invent the concept of an acronym.
I can invent "The Best Software Ever", but pronouncing "TBSE" like "Butter" would still be wrong.
Except that "jif" still makes sense with the spelling
@mınxomaτ He invented the acronym "GIF", and I trust his own pronunciation more than anybody's else's.
@ColdGolf Nikola Tesla pronounced Tesla Coil as Toobler Creeli
Inventors are often wrong
@βετѧΛєҫαγ If I invent the word "poereoror", then I know how to pronounce it, I invented it. Don't tell me my pronunciation is wrong if it's the first time you ever heard the word, since I invented it.

The word wasn't there before. Nobody could've known how to pronounce it except me.
@βετѧΛєҫαγ that's a fair point, but it is not a reason that hard g is correct
7:17 PM
@DJMcMayhem Nikola Tesla invented the GIF
Well, I give in. Wikipedia lists "JIF" as the first pronunciation.
edits Wikipedia
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@mınxomaτ Because it's what the inventor says
I'm just going to call it Jeff from now on.
7:18 PM
@BusinessCat edits history by stepping on a bug while time travelling
@mınxomaτ I bet that's been the source of much flame war editing
@DJMcMayhem Not really, the discussion page is pretty civilized.
7:19 PM
Abandon GIF and and use Flash instead
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== User:Motter == User:Motter (contribs) insists on adding links to to this article that lead to his website, at least according to his talk page, quoted below: like 5 months ago somebody put a link to my free gif making site on the wiki gif page. I didn't put it up there but it has been removed by some person that thinks they are the almighty ruler of wikipedia. I don't really care how cool you are with wiki lingo or how often you check an article that doesn't interest you in the least the better the "community". What I do care about however is offering a totally free service to the user...
> It's just flat out wrong. It's JIF, EoF. Anyone using GIF is a luddite and a fool.
Abandon Flash and use Silverlight instead.
@flawr Or kill flash with fire.
@mınxomaτ You don't have to, Flash will light the computer on fire for you
7:20 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ That's hardly a flamewar. You clearly haven't seen Wikipedia flame wars yet :D
@mınxomaτ ._.
link?
@ColdGolf Moderator flags send a notification to every moderator currently on chat. Please only use them for serious issues.
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@aditsu Meh, I'd fight someone who says dah-tuh
7:22 PM
user image
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Halp I'm stuck at 37 bytes in Golfscript in Fractal X
@ColdGolf abandon Sliverlight and and use animated SVGs. The future.
@βετѧΛєҫαγ what was it?
Pixels are for noobs anyway.
@Doorknob what was flagged?
7:22 PM
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Abandon SVGs and use ActiveX. The future, in the past.
Abandon graphics and use DOS
@βετѧΛєҫαγ I'd just scoff at them :p
Abandon DOS and use mechanical computers.
Abandon mechanical computers and use abacuses.
@BusinessCat PowerShell v2+, 55 bytes -- param($n)([char[]]$n+-join$n[$n.length..0])-join'+'|iex
Abandon computers and use your fingers
7:23 PM
Punch cards are the future
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@flawr lulz, video?
@aditsu Let me see
Alan Turing is making the future!
Called my lawyer, he heard me and hung off XD
I believe you actually called him
7:25 PM
@aditsu not quite the one on the image youtube.com/watch?v=jUfEsJJBUyM
Guess he's just tired of the earlier case, where I sued a company for GPL violation and I made them regret it really hard.
@βετѧΛєҫαγ is it not possible for two things to coexist anymore .___.
yeah I saw some motorbike results
Ill just hit up Linus Torvalds let him know I ain't gonna do no more Linux. He won't know me, I don't care.
All I know is my name is there somewhere.
It rhymes!!
Next round: Nutella vs Peanut Butter
Round After: iOS vs Android
7:27 PM
now I wanna play moto again :/
@ColdGolf TIL name and somewhere rhyme :P
@Downgoat Care and somewhere do.
@flawr peanut butter is clear loser
@flawr Nutella: Nut-ella or Newt-ella
@ColdGolf our government violates gpl halp
7:28 PM
@ColdGolf oh ok
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Source?
@βετѧΛєҫαγ I don't like Newt's in my Nutella
@βετѧΛєҫαγ noot-ella
noot noot
7:29 PM
@flawr both are wrong
@ColdGolf i have an Android tablet with Linux patches
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Speculoos?
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei And?
@flawr it's like gingerbread
7:30 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ does this taste like the cookies
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Where can you get that?
which kind of cookie
@βετѧΛєҫαγ ok, what is that thing?
7:30 PM
@flawr Trader Joes
@flawr your local store most likely
@βετѧΛєҫαγ are you in CA?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Most likely not...
@flawr they need help
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Nope. It says it on the jar
7:31 PM
@ColdGolf doesn't gpl say they should publish
@Downgoat haven't tried those, but probably
@ReleasingHeliumNuclei Ask OpenSource.SE
Halp: smallest code to wrap in Golfscript ("abc" -> ["abc"])
it tastes like liquid/buttery gingerbread
7:31 PM
@flawr Sweet chestnut jam
ah, apparently something called "Pingu" that supposedly makes some kind of "noot" sound ¯\_(o_º)_/¯
Has anyone found grape jam in the UK?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ :O they are like best thing to get from Trader Joe's after salsa
7:32 PM
:O brb going to store
@Downgoat TJ is like 2 min away from us
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ and tux
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ gg. my local Trader Joe's takes a trip to Oakland ;_;
my uncle finally found baking soda in lithuania. how do they survive
7:33 PM
@flawr That's honestly disgusting
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I just recently found baking soda.
sorry it was soda, yes
looks yummy but probably too oily to handle
@flawr how long did it take to find soda soda?
7:34 PM
Better?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what is soda soda?
I really want pizza now
@flawr missing the sausage
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@flawr Pizza is love. Pizza is life.
7:34 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Peanut butter has more protein, fat, and vitamins than Nutella.

Nutella has more calories, carbohydrates (primarily sugars), and less fat. PERIOD.
don't eat either
@aditsu Out of context stars
@aditsu also missing pineapple
@flawr blasphemy! guards, take him!
7:35 PM
@ColdGolf Also, Nutella has dairy, so if someone has a dairy allergy (like my wife), they can't have it.
pineapple pizza is best!
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@aditsu Hawaiian pizza or gtfo.
@TimmyD If you're going for the calories, then go with Nutella. Nuff' said.
@TimmyD Congrats, you can keep all the jars for yourself!
There's two kinds of people in this world: those who don't put pineapple on pizza, and heathens
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7:36 PM
@βετѧΛєҫαγ get out
@TimmyD see above
@flawr see above the above
pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity
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@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ YOU get out
@aditsu thank you
@βετѧΛєҫαγ he's not in
he left ppcg iirc
@aditsu how could you say such things?
Next round: iOS vs Android
7:37 PM
49 secs ago, by Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ
@βετѧΛєҫαγ get out
@ColdGolf you're too late.
That's easy, Android
Next
Pineapple on pizza: the greatest internet debate since the pronunciation of GIF
@βετѧΛєҫαγ Other side has to talk too.
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ You do reddit, right?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ reddit.com/r/hmmm
i'm browsing shitredditsays rn
Reddit vs The Internet
7:38 PM
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Pls no SRS.
@TimmyD aw, I was literally just about to post that...
@DJMcMayhem FPITW
starring actively today=)
I predict most of us are going to run out of stars soon
7:40 PM
:31839538 well that escalated quickly
wat
@ColdGolf why do you end up removing almost half of all your chat posts?
> gorilla warfare
That escalated even quicker than the last one
Probably because they are flagged and deleted
7:45 PM
@aditsu Yeah. The training for that is just bananas.
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Clean-up successful. Carry on.
@BusinessCat I'd flag but I don't want to bother everyone on the SE Network for such dumb posts
@Mast TY
@ColdGolf I appreciate that you're just quoting something there, but be careful with what you say in chat in case other people don't know that.
@ArtOfCode Programmers are like that, I guess?
@ColdGolf yes, I have seen that before
@DJMcMayhem And you flagged me? Seriously?
@ColdGolf ...why is that relevant to what you say?
Someone did
7:47 PM
Regardless of who or what you're quoting, I'd validate the flags again.
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@DJMcMayhem Who?
You know it's a funny meme, don't you? Or not?
@ColdGolf How are non mods supposed to know
Calm yourselves.
@ColdGolf Maybe you want to get off the PC and take break for a few minutes.
@ColdGolf Flags are anonymous by design. Only a mod could say, and they won't say.
7:48 PM
Getting angry is just gonna lead to butthurt and suspensions.
@ColdGolf How funny it is, is debatable.
@ColdGolf That's not the point. The point is, if it's got stuff in it that people are likely to find offensive, don't say it.
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There's a difference between freehand circles and a lengthy, vulgar speech about how you're going to kill someone.
@ArtOfCode I'm curious how you internet connected folks don't know a very popular meme.
7:50 PM
@ColdGolf we do know it. That's still not the point.
@ColdGolf I would encourage you to read through this page: ppcg.github.io/chatiquette
Also, people, I get that those messages may have annoyed you, but that's not a reason to flag every single one of one person's messages.
@ArtOfCode When did I do that?
@ColdGolf you didn't, I was referring to everyone else
@ColdGolf The memes aren't the problem. The content is. That particular meme is a rather vulgar one.
Hmm. I used to be able to open the chat and have some idea what's going on. That seems to be rarer and rarer lately.
7:53 PM
@ColdGolf Yes, I know it. What's that got to do with it?
I think this is bordering on trolling...
He didn't flag you, he's a mod
I see.
I didn't know that.
@Geobits Join the club :D
7:54 PM
:31839812 Oh for goodness' sake. You're really not understanding me, are you? If someone's gonna find it offensive, don't say it. At all. Not even as a joke, or a quote. Just don't.
> Just don't.
@TimmyD Why isn't there a "eh, it's okay, but I don't order it that way" option?
@Geobits I think that's 'Yes'.
@Geobits Cause extremism is popular these days.
@Geobits Because I only deal in black-or-white situations. Grey doesn't exist. And neither does gray.
Because it's a polarizing flame war is why
7:55 PM
@Mast I don't want people to think I'm for it. I just like pizza enough that I'll deal with it if it happens :P
:31839834 you still want to know what, exactly?
@TimmyD Gray forever.
Grey sucks.
Please...let's just go back to gif :(
We finished that a while ago.
Right, I'm going for half an hour
Let's hope everything cools down by then
7:57 PM
Let's talk about fun things instead of not-fun things.
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I agree with this statement
@ColdGolf 42
@Mast That's not a fun thing though.
Pizza is always fun.
@ColdGolf baby don't h... Wait that was different
7:57 PM
Look at that sauce. Is that Papa John's? For the love of god...
:31839887 y u edit ;_;
Pineapple on pizza is a bit like tomato on cake... just doesn't seem to work out very well
I suggest everyone takes a cup of his favourite hot drink and relaxes.
I prefer cold drinks
7:58 PM
@flawr you drink chicks? :o
@TimmyD Sorry bro, ~56% don't like pineapples on pizza.
@enderland I eat chicks.
Wow, all the mods are in here now.
The 3 Musketeers bar was originally split into three pieces with three different flavors: vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. When the other flavors became harder to come by during World War II, Mars decided to go all chocolate.
@MartinEnder I first read it column by column.
7:59 PM
that works too
I think hot drinks are gross. I also don't like soup.
@TimmyD Do you live in a hot climate?

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